VIRUS ! VIRUS ! IN WHICH LABORATORY HAVE YOU BEEN; SUCH A DANGEROUS VIRUS YOU ARE, THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN !!!

Location: In front of the Dean Office 
Room of a Medical College

CHIRKOOT: 'Excuse me, Sir ! 
What is the procedure 
to protect ourselves 
from this VIRUS ?'

Dr. ASTHANA: 'Hee he he, haha haha, oh ! you 
fool, we are in a warzone, stay in your hostel 
room for some days or go back home, as of 
now, there will not be a single theory CLASS.'

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Location: Inside the hostel premises 
of a Medical College Campus

CHIRKOOT: 'Can you tell me, how to 
protect myself from this VIRUS, 
when can we attend 
our next theory CLASS ?'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh ! Circuit ! Yeh 
Chirkoot bhi maamu hain YAAR; 
woh gaana shuna de 
isko zaara EKBAAR.'

CIRCUIT: 'Virus ! Virus ! in which 
laboratory, have you BEEN; 
such a dangerous virus you are, 
the world has ever SEEN; 
suddenly, you emerged in a nation,
as a 'FRANKENSTEIN'; 
then you are on a world tour, that's why, 
for 21 days, we are in QUARANTINE.' 

ZAHEER: 'Baah ! Circuit Bhai ! 
Kya baat hain !
Bahut ee badiya GAANA; 
sab log apne ghar pe hee rahe, sab se 
pehle apne ko, apne parivaar ko, aur 
apne desh ko hain BAACHAANA.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Circuit ! Chinki ki 
bahut yaad aaraili hain YAAR; 
jung larh rahi hain woh ekdum saamne se, 
jisse hum karte hain bahut PYAR'.

CIRCUIT: 'Teri yaad toh 
solid hain RE; 
Chinki aaraili hain, mask nahi pehene 
hain humlog, waat laag gaya, BAAPRE.'

CHINKI: 'Is it a very difficult TASK; 
to wear a MASK. 
Munna, dooriyan banaaye rakho, 
no 'Jaadu ki JHAPPI'; 
tabhi hum yeh jung jeetenge, tabhi 
hum sab log rahenge HAPPY.'"- Arindam Sain