JHOOM UTHTA HAIN POORA 'NILGIRI NIWAAS' !!!

"BHABHI: 'Hello ! Kaisa hain tu ? 
Kya bataayein tere ko, ish lockdown 
ke dino mein, bacche toh bacche, 
uske baap bhi bann gaye hain BACCHE; 
main kitna kaam kar rahi hoon, teen 
bacche aur ek bade bacche ka khayal 
rakh rahi hoon, par sabhi bacche sudhar 
rahe hain, ho rahe hain ACCHE. 
Tera mann bahut udaash hain kya, 
teri woh dieting waali girlfriend se joh 
nahi ho rahi hain MULAKAAT; 
ish lockdown ke dino mein, woh bhi toh 
ghar pe hain, thodi toh moti ho jaayegi
woh, yehi hain ek acchi BAAT."

DEVAR: 'Isiliye Bhaiya tumse 
naaraaz ho jaata hain kabhi KABHI; 
meethi meethi baat bol ke, badiya 
namak chirakhti ho tum BHABHI. 
Kaisi hain meri 
do pyari bhatiji aur 
woh sharaarti BHATIJA; 
school toh bandh hain, phir aa
 jaayega summer vacation, 
bahut kar raha hain MAJAA.'

BHABHI: 'Do TV set 
toh hain, aur ek TV set 
ka hain ZAROORAT; 
do behenein ek TV set ke saamne; baap, 
bete aur ek TV set ke saamne; mobile 
handset pe hee TV dekhti hain yeh AURAT.' 

DEVAR: 'Bhabhi ! Hamare yahaan 
ke officers mess mein, 
1st floor ke common room 
mein hee sirf ek hee 
TV set hain BAASH; 
TV dekhne ke bahaane sab log ek doosre 
se ek metre ki duri banaake ke baithte 
hain; gaana, shayari, kahaani chalta hain 
raat ke giyaara baaje tak, jhoom uthta hain 
poora "NILGIRI NIWAAS".'- Arindam Sain