WE WILL SURELY GRAB THE INDUSTRY'S BEST CREAMS !!!

"HR MANAGER OF Y FIRM: 'In this 
lockdown phase, we are getting in 
lots of job APPLICATIONS; 
maybe, the fear psychosis of job 
insecurity is going to become another 
problem across all NATIONS. 
But, side by side, 
there is also a 
positive side in IT; 
even experienced professionals are 
lowering their expected CTC, 
to grab any vacant job SEAT.'

HR MANAGER OF Z FIRM: 'As you 
are less experienced than 
me, perhaps, you have not 
done the detailed RESEARCH; 
in this pandemic situation, experienced 
professionals are not willing to do job 
outside their local areas, that's why, they 
are back again in the race of job SEARCH. 
In this week itself, I have taken 
several telephonic interviews, 
where getting a job in their home 
town is now their first PRIORITY; 
their primary concern is about their 
own health and about their family 
members' health, not the salary 
package, not the job SECURITY. 
For every mega cities 
and towns, we have created 
efficient HR TEAMS; 
we will give job offers with posting in their 
local areas, and we will surely grab the 
industry's best CREAMS."- Arindam Sain

AT THIS JUNCTURE, EVERYONE IS UNCERTAIN ABOUT THERE FUTURE FINANCIAL POSITION; BE CAREFUL AND SOUND BEFORE GIVING A GREEN SIGNAL TO ANY INVESTMENT PROPOSITION !!!

"At this juncture, everyone is uncertain 
about their future financial POSITION; 
be careful and sound before giving a green 
signal to any investment PROPOSITION. 
When there are mild tremors in 
financial arena, it is bound to have 
an impact on social COMPOSITION; 
in every sphere, one cannot be too 
complacent to ignore different 
types of strategic DISPOSITION. 
In this competitive world, you have to 
combat the proxy wars even from 
any weak OPPOSITION; 
due to too much politics, though, 
even in a nation of unity in diversity, 
there exists several NOTION; 
so many ideas and suggestions will also 
be there, out of which, march ahead 
with the most feasible SOLUTION; 
it will take time to recover, as it is a 
ruthless reality, not a magical world 
where you can create a healing POTION. 
Difficult times are ahead of us where 
focus will be more on effective 
administrative EXEMPLIFICATION; 
to provide confidence among the humans 
regarding the socio-economic 
ACCLIMATIZATION."- Arindam Sain

THE 'EMI CASHBACK' STRATEGY CAN HELP THE BANKS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY ASSET QUALITY !!!

"CUSTOMER: 'I am a reputed customer 
of your financial INSTITUTION; 
but, what extra reward do we want, 
do you have that INTUITION ? 
The monthly interest 
of our loans are always 
getting repaid BACK; 
if we give the EMI, one week before 
the EMI date per month, we must 
also get a CASHBACK. 
We must get back 
a reward of 1 PERCENT; 
of the total amount of loan 
that the bank has LENT.'

BANKER: 'In digital banking, 
the practice of 'Cashback' 
surely MOTIVATES; 
in case of EMI system, you want some 
motivation also, even if there are 
fluctuations in the interest RATES. 
Sometimes a farmer can also come up 
with a revolutionary idea, though it 
may look slightly WITTY; 
but, in the long run, the 'EMI Cashback' 
strategy can help the banks to maintain 
a healthy asset QUALITY.'"- Arindam Sain

FROM 10 AM TO 2 PM, ON ALTERNATE DAYS ONLY, BANKS MUST REMAIN OPEN; TO EFFICIENTLY MANAGE THE LOCKDOWN AND SOCIAL DISTANCING WITHOUT SO MUCH ADMINISTRATIVE PAIN !!!

"The number of 
ATM Cardholders 
have INCREASED; 
due to the rise in the use 
of digital banking, the cash 
transactions have DECREASED. 
Then, why you need to keep 
the bank branches open DAILY; 
is that virus scared of bankers, 
oh ! come on, don't be so SILLY. 
Majority of the beneficiaries 
have withdrawn the amount 
that they RECIEVED; 
in the form of a 
financial package for 
this virus INDEED. 
If you keep any cash counter of any 
bank open from 10 AM to 4 PM, then, 
everyone will try to get out of their 
house to stand in that LINE; 
when so many customers gather in and 
around any branch premises, no social 
distancing is maintained, we hope that 
all these people remain healthy and FINE. 
Motivate or indirectly force the people to 
get accustomed to digital banking, those 
who have access to banking apps, 
Internet Banking and any ATM CARD; 
this is the time when majority of rural people 
will learn and practice to use digital banking, 
which will be beneficial for Indian Economy to 
gain a decent momentum to march FORWARD. 
From 10 AM to 2 PM, 
on alternate days only, 
Banks must remain OPEN; 
to efficiently manage the lockdown 
and social distancing without so much 
administrative PAIN."- Arindam Sain

'SUBHO NABOBARSHO', AAJI THEKEY SHURU HOILO BANGABHOOMI TE, SAN '1427' !!!

"Sakhi kahe haasiya, 'Hey mor 
sakha, notun ki shikhiley 
tumi ei koy DINEY; 
tomaar haath e haath, katodin paari 
naai raakhitey, kobe je abaar sab 
swabhavik hoibe, ke JAANEY.'

Sakha kahiley, 'Emni teyi 
ami rannabanna 
koritey naahi JAANI; 
tobe ei koy diney, ami shikiyachi onek 
kichu, radhiyachi aloo bhajha, bhajiyachi 
dim, tairi koriyachi posto bada aar BEGUNI.'

Sakhi boliley, 'Shikhiley sudhu 
tumi oi BHAJHBHUJHI; 
baarite ki, aar kono ranna 
shikaibaar lok naai BUJHI. 
Radhitey sekho aloo jhingey 
posto, eenchorer tarkaari, 
patol paneer, doi BEGOON; 
tobeyi toh bujhbo je mor 
ei priyo sakha r royechey 
nanabidho GOON. 
Tumi ermoddhey je kono 
ekta pad raadhibe, aar aami 
taa khaiya kahibo, 'SABBASH'; 
oi dyakho, bhuliya giyachi bolitey, 'Subho 
Nabobarsho', aaji thekey shuru hoilo 
Bangabhoomi te, san '1427'."- Arindam Sain

E KOTADIN URVASHI DER SEVA JATNO NIN, AAR KHAAN MAJHEMODDHEY KHEER !!!

"Kothay jano gaari kore hoihullorh 
korte korte jacchilum BESH; 
hotath dekhi saada megh er koley 
ek rupkatha r DESH; 
ekta raasta egiye cholechey, ekti ottalika r 
dikey, sekhaaneyi raasta taa hoyechey SESH. 
Ottalika r pechoney abosthito 
royechey bishaal ekti PARVAT; 
oi dyakho, ekta sundari mahila amaake 
khete bolle ek glass SHARBAT. 
Egiye cholechi 
oi raasta diye, oi 
raasta r duipaashe dekhi 
garam jal futchey tagbag KORE; 
aar oi garam jal er hrad e kankaal 
gulo saantaar kaatche aar bolchey, 
'Oi dyakh, notun ekjon aaschey, aasuk 
aasuk, korbo ragging okey DHORE.' 
Oi saada dorjaa 
ta theley dukhteyi dekhi, 
bose ache 'CHITRAGUPTA'; 
hesey bolley, 'aaste khub kasto 
hoyni toh, taah boso okhaane, aar 
ebaar tomaar naam ta bole FYALOTO.' 
Naam suney, khaata r paata khali 
jaccchey ultey, aar khaali bolchey, 
'Prabhu ! Ki jwala ! Era abaar 
dhore aanlo KAAKEY'; 
Yamraj toh khepey giye bolle, 'Maanchi 
je charidikey cholchey mahamari, 
cholchey mrityumichil, taah bole 
tomraa dhore aanbe JAAKETAAKE; 
martya r chandal gulo 
abaar er shorir taa ke o 
diyechey kore SESH; 
Chitragupta, er mato dekhte khojo 
kaarur deho, daao paathiye kodin 
pore, hok se jekono DESH.' 
Bolley Chitragupta, 'China r 
Wuhan e peyechi ekta SHORIR; 
tobe e kotadin Urvashi der seva jatno 
nin, khaan majhemoddhey KHEER.' 
Ghum gelo bhengey, 
ke maarle amaare LAATHI; 
oh, swapno dekhchilum, ekhan bazaar jete 
bolchey, amaar JEEVANSATHI."- Arindam Sain

KAHIN 'DARD-E-ISHQ' KI AANSOO NAA DIKHEY, LAAGALO APNI AANKHON MEIN KAJAL; KAHIN 'DARD-E-MOHABBAT' KI DASTAAN DABI NAA RAHEIN, GAAO DIL KHOL KE KOI GHAZAL !!!

"Kahin 'Dard-e-Ishq' ki 
aansoo naa dikhey, laagalo 
apni aankhon mein KAJAL; 
kahin 'Dard-e-Mohabbat' ki 
dastaan dabi naa rahein, 
gaao dil khol ke, koi GHAZAL. 
Itne dino BAAD; 
mat karo humein YAAD; 
naa jaane kitne kiye 
hongey tum FARIYAAD; 
bhool bhi jaao woh waqt, jab tha 
hamare pyar ki ek BUNIYAD. 
Ek mele mein, peheli mulakaat 
mein sirf nazron se nazrein MILI; 
itni khubsoorat dikhti thi tum, sahi 
mein, jaise ho koi 'Kashmir ki KALI'; 
dono ke hee dil mein kuch kuch 
ho raha tha, kyon ki, dono ke 
hee dil tha KHAALI; 
main jish shikshak ke paas ganit padhne 
jaata tha, maloom na tha ki wahi hain 
hamare honewali premika ki GALI. 
Tum dekhti raheti thi 
mujhe aapni 
ghar ke khidki SE; 
aagle mahine, aa gayi tum 
wahi pe ganit padhne, ganit toh 
tum badiya kar leti thi WAISE. 
Baat yahaan ganit 
ki nahin, baat yaahan 
tha ishq KI; 
ganit shikshak ko bhi pata chal raha 
tha, ki, inh dono ki ganitvidya mein, 
aagey badh rahi hain AASHIQUI. 
Naajane kitne saal, kitne maahine 
aur kitne din gaya GUZAR; 
phir bhi yaad toh aati hain sab ko, 
woh pehle pyar ki pehli NAZAR. 
Humko bhoolne ki koshish 
itna bhi naa karo, ki phir se 
kar baitho humse PYAR; 
kyon ki 'Mohabbat-e-Dil' kabhi dimaag ki 
nahi hain suntaa, aur har waqt pyar karne 
ke liye raheta hain TAIYAAR."- Arindam Sain