Friday, May 1, 2020

YOU CAN LEARN, EARN MONEY AND HAVE FUN WITH SO MANY ONLINE QUIZ ROUNDS IN THE APPS LIKE 'GRADEUP' AND 'QUREKA' !!!

"TEACHER: 'In our 
school days, I was regarded 
as a Junior 'QUIZMASTER'; 
because, for our school, I led from the 
front to win so many quiz competitions 
by giving correct answers much FASTER. 
As I grew up, I became a teacher 
and I used to feel that sometimes, 
students feel that these 
class lectures are so BORING; 
then, I planned to implement the quiz 
competition round in the last 20 minutes 
of every class and for the students, those 
quiz sessions became so INTERESTING.'

STUDENT: 'But, Sir, we are preparing 
for the All India Level Competitive 
Exams under your GUIDANCE; 
why are you suddenly telling us 
about the quiz competitions, 
I mean, what is its IMPORTANCE ?'

TEACHER: 'Hunger for knowledge 
increases within a human being, 
only when he/she fails in an 
exam, challenge or COMPETITION; 
I also want you all to dive into the sea of 
challenges where you can test yourself, how 
much knowledge you have actually 
gathered to cross the line of ELIMINATION. 
In any competitive exam, you will not have 
enough time to think to get an answer 
and utter the Archimedes word, 'EUREKA'; 
you can learn, earn money and have fun 
with so many online quiz rounds in the apps 
like 'Gradeup' and 'QUREKA'."- Arindam Sain

PARIVAAR ER PADABI, 'BOSE'; AAR AMI ODER ADORER O SUKHER KHARGOSH !!!

"KAATHBIRALI: 'Ki byapar go, 
praaye ek bachor por tomaake 
dekhchi ei MAATH E; 
aager bachor ee toh tomaar aager 
maalik bechey diyechilo tomaaye 
oi shanibaar er HAAT E.'

KHARGOSH: 'Aar bolishni bhai, 
dukkher katha, mon er sukhey chilum 
besh ei maath er paasher BON E; 
ki je holo ekdin, dhore nilo amaake 
besh kaayeda kore ek dustu chele, 
raag hocchilo khub mon e MON E. 
Rekhey dilo amaake khachaye poore, 
shanibaar er haat e giye amaake 
bikri korbe BOLEY; 
bikri kore o dilo 700 taaka e, aar ekjon niye 
galo amaake, tobe, ki ador ee naa korchilo 
amaake seyi lok taar chotto CHELEY. 
Ora kintu amaake khachaye RAKHENI; 
konodin o amaake bokaboki o KORENI. 
Parivaar er padabi, 'BOSE'; 
aar ami oder adorer o sukher KHARGOSH.'

KAATHBIRALI: 'Baah ! E toh 
besh bhalo katha, taah eley 
kano firey abaaar HETHAAY; 
sukh e chiley, swadhin chiley, aador 
khacchiley, maatha kharap holo 
naaki, je thaakle naa SETHAAY.'

KHARGOSH: 'Chin er baadurh 
gulo r theke naaki, ki jano ekta 
esechey choyachey ROG; 
ekjon er oi rog dhora poreche, tarpor dekhi 
sabai keyi niye galo, baari pooro khaali, taai 
paailye elum, ki DURBHOG !'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'AAROGYA SETU' APP MUST BE INSTALLED IN EACH AND EVERY MOBILE PHONE; AS YOU CANNOT WIN THIS DANGEROUS WAR BY JUST FIGHTING ALONE !!!

"The 'Aarogya Setu' App must be installed 
in each and every mobile PHONE; 
as you cannot win this dangerous 
war by just fighting ALONE. 
Once your mobile number is 
verified, enter your full name and 
attend the questions CORRECTLY; 
to track whether you are in a danger 
zone or not, always keep your 'Location' 
and 'Bluetooth' on STRICTLY. 
Due to some negligence 
in the initial phases 
of first LOCKDOWN; 
the contaminations from the old contaminated 
cases are bouncing back and hence the overall 
rate of contamination rate is not going DOWN. 
USA has been more 
callous than Europe 
and now look at 
their poor CONDITION; 
the State Governments and the 
Central Government are doing 
such a great job to 
come to a stable POSITION; 
but, still, the frontline warriors are 
unable to counterattack the virus fully 
due to so many indisciplined common 
people of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

BHARAT ER KRIRAJAGAT ER EK UJJWAL NAKSHATRA UNI, KHELOYAAR EBONG MAANUSH HISEBE 'CHUNI GOSWAMI' R BYAKTITWO SATTI EE MAHAAN !!!

"Uni holen 
Kishoreganj er SUBIMAL; 
sudhu Mohun Bagan er 
hoyeyi khelechen FOOTBALL. 
Bat haath e hok baa ball haathe, 
Cricket o bhalo khelten TEENI; 
onek aantorjaatik football khela e, Bharat 
er hoye onekgulo goal o korechen UNI; 
emni emni ki aar onaar naam 
diyeche lokjon, 'CHUNI.' 
Ki Football, ki Cricket, ki Tennis, maane 
jekono dharan er kheladhula jano chilo 
onaar kaachey ekta NESHA; 
katojon ke katobhaabe prashikkhon 
diyechen, besh sahaj saral o chilo onaar 
prashikkhan er kaayeda ebong BHASHA. 
Katobaar Kolkata r football club 
karta raa korten onaar saathe 
football niye ALOCHONA; 
kato sahajbhabe, kothay samasya 
hocchey, diten uni bujhiye, jaagiye 
tulten onyorakam er ek UNMAADONA. 
Chilen naa kintu Ghoti, 
chilen Bangaal, kintu 
Mohun Bagan konodin o bhulbey na, 
onaar ei chirosmaraniya ABODAAN; 
Bharat er krirajagat er ek ujjwal 
nakshatra uni, kheloyaar ebong maanush 
hisebe, 'Chuni Goswami' r byaktitwo 
satti ee MAHAAN."- Arindam Sain

2020 MAY BECOME A YEAR OF 'DEATH AND SURVIVAL' WITH ALL TYPES OF POSSIBILITIES !!!

"KING: 'We are really 
passing through a bad PHASE; 
we are really confused what to do, but all the 
front line warriors really deserve a PRAISE; 
for them, in this lockdown period days only, 
we may give them a temporary salary RAISE.'

ROYAL TREASURER: 'Your Highness ! If we 
could have been in that position to do so, it 
would have been a great PLEASURE; 
but, please consider 
the poor financial condition 
of our Royal TREASURE.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'One positive thing is, 
that we are getting lots of DONATIONS; 
we can use that money to do speedy 
and effective food DISTRIBUTIONS.'

HERMIT: 'In this year itself, we may also 
witness some earthquakes and 
other natural CALAMITIES; 
2020 may become a year of 
'Death and Survival' with all 
types of POSSIBILITIES.'"- Arindam Sain

THOSE WHO HAVE DIED DUE TO THIS DISEASE WILL SURELY GET A RAPID HUMAN REBIRTH !!!

"CHITRAGUPTA: 'Prabhu ! All these 
people have died 
due to a disease which 
is highly CONTAGIOUS; 
if it starts spreading in 'Devlok', 
'Shivalok', 'Shaktilok', 'Indralok', 
'Parolok' and 'Narak' too, then the 
situation may become very DANGEROUS.'

YAMRAJ:'Ok ! for these people only, 
give them a CONCESSION; 
don't send them to attend the 
'Paap-Punya' judicial SESSION. 
I need to talk to Bhramadev and 
Biswakarma regarding the creation of 
another planet similar to planet EARTH; 
make a new circular that those who have 
died due to this disease will surely get 
a rapid human REBIRTH.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR MIND WILL BE DIRECTED TO A DIFFERENT WORLD WHERE YOU WILL FEEL A DIVINE AND MAGICAL SENSATION !!!

"SHISHYA: 'I want to become like you 
to explore the spiritual WORLD; 
I want to feel as if I am flying in the 
sky of a different planet like a BIRD.'

SANNYASI: 'It is easier said than done, 
first of all, you have to come out of 
all types of material ATTRACTIONS; 
be selfish, be unpredictable, be 
far away from beautiful women as 
they often create mind DISTRACTIONS. 
Close your eyes 
and for long hours, 
carry on the MEDITATION; 
automatically, your mind will be directed to 
a different world where you will feel a 
divine and magical SENSATION.'"- Arindam Sain