Wednesday, August 5, 2020

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, SHE TOLD HIM EVERYTHING !!!

"BROTHER: 'What actually happened, 
she told him EVERYTHING.'

SISTER: 'What is the guarantee that 
some other people know NOTHING ?'

BROTHER: 'Many cops may get terminated 
or suspended, and if you don't help me, 
then I may disclose about the funds 
siphoning and underworld as well 
as illegal business CONNECTIONS.'

SISTER: 'It is quite difficult to control him 
as he will fightback against heavyweight 
corrupted culprits to give her justice, so, 
will emotionally blackmail him based 
on his medical PRESCRIPTIONS.'

BROTHER: 'Don't worry about 
money as they will provide it 
and they may start making 
threat calls to keep him SILENT.'

SISTER: 'Let me try to keep him far away 
from his family members and close 
associates, but, he will surely fight back, 
such is his courage and TALENT.'

BROTHER: 'They have a masterplan, 
so, take his close friends under 
your honeytrap and in this age, 
with money, anything can be BOUGHT.'

SISTER: 'The execution of the plan and then its 
reporting should be too perfect, otherwise, if 
journalists and lawyers smell something fishy 
in it, we all will be CAUGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

GARV SE BOLO, JOR SE BOLO, JAI JAI RAM, JAI SHRI RAM !!!

"Dasharath putra, Ayoddha Raja 
kaa kya hain NAAM; 
garv se bolo, jor se bolo, 
Jai Jai Ram, Jai Shri RAM. 
Sita se huyi shaadi, jab 
Kausalya putra ne toraa 'PINAKA'; 
Manthara ne boli Kaikeyi ko, 
ki yehi hain sunehra MAUKA. 
Dasharath torh naa saake khud 
ka hee kshatriya PRATIGYA; 
Ram ne maana apne 
pitashree ki AAGYA. 
Ram ke saath Sita bhi chale vann 
ki taraf karne VANAVAAS; 
Lakshman bhi apne pyare bhaiya ke saath 
chale, chorh ke Ayoddha ka RAJNIVAAS. 
Jab Surpanakha ki kaat gayi naak, 
tab woh apne bhaiya ko boli, 
ke Sita hain bahut SUNDARI; 
Karan ko kabhi bhool naa paaya 
hain Kunti, toh Janaki ko kaise 
bhool sakti thi MANDODARI. 
Soney ka hiran ka kam ee tha AAYU; 
ek jung mein apni jaan de diya JATAYU. 
Sugriv baane Raja, kyon ki 
ek dangal ke waqt, ek vaan ke 
kaaran, mar gaya tha BALI; 
poore vaanar sena, Lankesh Raavan 
ke khilaaf ish jung mein huye 
saamil, kahe ke, 'Jai BAJRANGBALI'; 
jung jeetne ke baad, jab Ram aaye 
waapas Ayoddha mein, Sita ko le ke, 
tab se shuru huya 'DIWALI'. 
Ram Rajya mein 
sabhi teh KHUSH; 
Ram aur Sita ke do suputra 
ka naam tha Luv aur KUSH. 
Paanch august do hazaar beesh 
ko hogi Ayoddha ke Ram Mandir 
ki bhoomi PUJAN; 
saare viswa mein puja hogi, shath shath 
naman sweekar kare, aye viswa ke sabse 
mahaan puroshottam RAJAN."- Arindam Sain

JAA BHYAPSAA GARAM PORECHE; PUKUR E NEMEY ERA KHUB MOJAA PEYECHE !!!

"BOUMA: 'Maa, dekhecho tomaar chele, 
naati aar naatni r kaando, othbaar naam ee 
neyi, seyi kakhan theke nemeche PUKUREY; 
aami ki kore bujhbo je eto deri korbe era, 
bhaath rekhechi berey, aar oi bhaath gulo 
ke maachi raa khacchey kurey KUREY.'

SWAASURI: 'Jaa bhyapsaa garam PORECHE; 
pukur e nemey era khub mojaa PEYECHE. 
Tobe khabor e toh bollo je, 
bangopsaagar e naaki tairi 
hoyeche ekti nimnochaap jaa 
kinaa besh SHAKTISHAALI; 
oi toh dakkhin e kaalo megh giyechey dekha, 
dheye aaschey edikeyi, hok jatokhushi brishti, '
'Amphan' er mato jharh naa holeyi holo, noiley 
abaar urey jaabe ghar er TAALI.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 3, 2020

BETA, TUM LOGON SE NAA HO PAAYEGA; ITNI BEIJJAT KARTA HAIN TUM LOGON KO, KI WOH LOG AARAM SE YEH JUNG JEET JAAYEGA !!!

KOLKATA POLICE: 'Beta, tum 
logon se naa ho PAAYEGA; 
itni beijjat karta hain tum logon ko, 
ki woh log aaram se yeh jung jeet JAAYEGA.'

BIHAR POLICE: 'Aab toh CBI, NIA 
aur ED ko hee bulaana PADHEGA; 
wahi log aakhir sahi samay pe, 
aasli gunehgaar o ko PAKREGA.'

TELENGANA POLICE: 'Kuch toh 
jaroor hain daal mein KAALA; 
aakhir kaun log hain peechey, joh 
ish tehkikaat mein laaga raha hain TAALA.'

UTTAR PRADESH POLICE: 'Bekaar 
Sarkar ki ekdum bekaar Police, chorh 
do hum logon ko khulla kuch din o 
ke liye, aisa karenge DHAMAAL; 
ki doodh ka doodh, aur paani ka paani 
ho jaayega, aapne aap nikaal aayegi 
sachhai, saari duniya dekhegi hum 
logon ka KAMAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, August 2, 2020

THE WORLD'S BEST RELATIONSHIP; IS UNDOUBTEDLY, 'FRIENDSHIP' !!!

"The World's best RELATIONSHIP; 
is undoubtedly, 'FRIENDSHIP'. 
Friends have so 
many CATEGORIES; 
and there are so many 
exciting friendship STORIES. 
Wherever you go, you 
will get a new FRIEND; 
that's the beauty of life 
and its the traditional TREND. 
A person may have so many 
people in the friends list of any 
social networking website ACCOUNT; 
but, how many of them 
are actually the real friends, 
that person can easily COUNT. 
Your old friends will always 
remain your friends even if 
many of them got settled far AWAY; 
but, to enjoy the life fully, you must also 
learn to accept new friends, though 
carefully, while on your WAY."- Arindam Sain

VIRUS BANIYECHE CHINA; AAR KOLKATA E DEKHA JACCHE HYENA !!!

"Virus baniyeche CHINA; 
aar Kolkata e dekha jacche HYENA. 
Lalmohan Babu r boi teh, Hyena 
kothay dekhte paowa jaaye, 
seta aamra jodi o porey DEKHINI; 
tobe khaash Kolkata r bukey erokom 
Hyena dekhte paabo, seta kintu 
amra keyu kalpana o KORINI. 
'Ola' baa 'Uber' e, beshi bhaara chaailey, 
sadharan maanush kato ee naa kore 
katha kaatakaati, HAATAHAATI; 
othocho, ei sadharan maanush gulo korena 
kono pratibaad, jakhan katogulo Ambulance 
er driver, din e dupur e, korche DAKAATI. 
Bangabhoomi Sarkar toh 
naameyi 'Maa, Maati, 
Maanush' er katha BOLEY; 
teyeesh lakkha taaka r ekta 
medical bill, baapre baap, 
daarun dakaati toh, ei CORNAKAALEY. 
Oi bill ta jodi o ektu diyechey komiye, 
taate ki holo, ekta sadharan maanush er 
jeeban er sanchay hoye galo FAAKA; 
eto ee jodi 'Maa, Maati, Maanush' daradi, 
hai re Selukus, ki bichitra sarkar, haspaatal 
gulo nicchey kano tobe eto TAAKA. 
Jodi Bangabhoomi r gariv maanush der 
jonnyo, jodi satyi ee korto binamulye baa 
khub kom kharoch e CHIKITSA; 
tobeyi toh oi gariv maanush gulo dui haath 
tuley dito aashirvad, aar 'Maa, Maati, 
Maanush' katha taa r karto PRASHANGSHA; 
kintu charidikey udaasinota, amaanavikota r 
chobi, aar Ambulance er Driver aar haspaatal 
gulo korche nongra BYABSAA."- Arindam Sain

'RAPID TESTING KIT' EBONG GHANOGHANO PARIKKHA AARO DARKAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Hotath buk DHARHPARH; 
taarpor ektu pet GARHBARH; 
ghushghusey jwar, 
haath paa BYATHA; 
sardi, khaasi naai, tobu o 
bhoy laagbaar ee KATHA. 
Parikkha koriye ELUM; 
report bhalo dekhe, ektu shaanti PELUM.'

BABOOL: 'Jato ta sahaj laagchey, 
tato taa sahaj noy ei KHELA; 
aaro dubaar parikkha koriye neowa uchit, 
kora uchit noy konorakam er ABOHELA. 
'Rapid Testing Kit' ebong 
ghanoghano parikkha 
aaro DARKAR; 
asoley morche toh sadharan maanush ee, 
taai jano haal cherey diyeche kendriya 
ebong rajya SARKAR.'"- Arindam Sain