MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT IN AND AROUND ANTARCTICA; THERE ARE MAN-EATER WHALES, KNOWN AS 'ORCA' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Congratulations to all of us 
for our timely response to the disaster 
and efficient team MANAGEMENT; 
we are feeling proud that we have such 
a courageous and cooperative teammates 
in this risky and dangerous ENVIRONMENT. 
How we really failed to track that 
iceberg, we are still so SURPRISED; 
thank God, that we are all still alive and 
safe, even though, the ship has CAPSIZED.'

BABOOL: 'Gentleman ! our life boats are 
nearing the 'Heard and McDonald ISLAND'; 
it is quite far away from 'Bharati Research 
Station' and Australia MAINLAND. 
The weather condition 
of this region is quite 
windy and CHILLY; 
the killer whales are chasing our 
life boats, don't use harpoons now, 
just stay calm, don't be SILLY.' 

BABLA: 'We must keep throwing the fishes 
kept in our fishing boxes, towards the 
whales for the time being, as we will 
be reaching the island very SOON; 
oh ! no ! look what is happening 
in the other life boat, they have 
already killed one whale 
with the HARPOON. 
If we try to prove that we, the 
humans are so COURAGEOUS; 
then those killer whales will try to 
prove that they are more FEROCIOUS.'

BALA: 'Yahoo ! The Captain of 
that Australian Ship nearby, 
have noticed our fire FLAMES; 
the Australian Ship is sailing towards us, what 
a good luck, otherwise, we could have all died 
in this 'Humans Vs Whales' hunting GAMES. 
Many people don't know that 
in and around ANTARCTICA; 
there are man-eater whales, 
known as 'ORCA'."- Arindam Sain

EELISH MAACH EBONG GOLAAP PHOOL E THAAKE KAANTA, OTHOCHO DUTO EE KI DAARUN !!!

"Eelish maach ebong 
golaap phool e thaake kaanta, 
othocho duto ee ki DAARUN; 
thik temni, ami ektu khitkhitey 
boiki, kintu amaar charitra kintu 
oti uttam, naam amaar, 'ARUN'; 
ek saptaaho hoye gelo, oi prem patra 
taa diyechi apnaake, ebaar toh amaar 
bhalobasha r prastaab taa grahan KORUN. 
Apnaar ki onyo kono 
naam ache naaki, naaki 
apnaar bhalo naam 
ee holo 'SUCHITRA'; 
ki korbo bolun, aapni eto sundari, 
je jato ee dekhi apnaake, tato ee 
ei hridmajhaare berey jaaye apnaar 
proti ei sahaj saral bhalobasha r MAATRA; 
jaani naa konta thik, baa konta 
bethik, jaani naa kothay, kobe, 
kibhaabe ei path sesh hobe, tobu 
shuru korte chaai ei bhalobasha r YATRA. 
Hoyto apnaar proti 
bhalobasha jonmaato na, 
jodi naa hoto oidin oi 
hostel e eto UTPAAT; 
ki aar korbo bolun, 'Ebaar Kali tomaay 
khaabo' gaan korte korte, ajaanteyi 
kakhan ei hriday hoye gache 
apnaar prem e KUPOKAAT; 
sudhu muchki hesey, cheye ee roilen dekhchi, 
mukh e kichu bollen naa kintu, surjyasto 
hocche, asha kori kaal ee hobe amader prem 
er yatra r pratham SUPRAVAAT."- Arindam Sain

AFTER 2014, AGAIN THE VENUE IS UAE, PEOPLE WILL SURELY LOVE TO WATCH THIS 'IPL 2020' TOURNAMENT !!!

"BABLOO: 'After a long break, 
we will be going to enjoy watching 
the game of CRICKET; 
though, in UAE, all the teams 
of IPL 2020 will be concerned 
about the weather and the WICKET. 
The game of 
fantasy cricket will 
also start in 'DREAM 11' APP; 
so many people participate in this fantasy 
game that there is such a massive difference 
in rankings due to even just 1 point GAP.

BABOOL: 'In front of many electronics shop 
or inside club houses, people must watch the 
match by maintaining social DISTANCING; 
even in the cricket stadiums in UAE, 
for the spectators, there should be 
well planned temporary FENCING. 
After 2014, again the 
venue is UAE, people 
will surely love to watch 
this 'IPL 2020' TOURNAMENT; 
no matter, even if the matches are played 
outside India, the teams will battle it out 
strongly with each other to provide everyone, 
a thrilling ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA SADHARAN MAANUSH E RA VOTE ER MADDHYAM E, JE KONO DHARAN ER MANTRI KE EKTA OSTHAAYI CHAAKRI DIYI AGAAMI PAANCH BACHOR ER JONNYO !!!

"Hingsha r rajneeti kore nijeraai 
nijeder paaye maarche KURUL; 
du hazaar ekush saal ei, ter peye 
jaabe je hoye gache masto baro BHOOL. 
Dal er moddhe sabaai toh noy MANDO; 
tahole kano eto GOSTHIDWANDO ! 
Aasole chaturdikey je prochur 
'Cut Money' r BRASTHACHAAR; 
ei annyay r pratibaad korleyi hocchey 
bomaabaaji aar nirmam ATYACHAAR. 
Jatotuku swasthya pariseva aar 
shikkha byabostha chilo, seta o 
hoye gache ekdum SESH; 
nijeder moddhey khaowakhaai 
taa aagey, chuloye jaak sadharan 
maanush aar DESH. 
Emni teh toh Rohingya gulo 
dhukeyi royechey, taar opor 
bereyi choleche Bangladeshi 
der obaidho ANUPRABESH; 
Assam aar Tripura r lokjon gerua shibir 
ke emni emni vote daayeni, taara bujhe 
gechilo je aaste aaste taader rajya ke 
dakhal korte chaaiche BANGLADESH. 
Jungle mahal e neyi aar 
kono Maobaadi, tobu o shuru ee 
holo naa kono baro PRAKALPO; 
emni teyi Kishen ji r mrityu r 
pechone kaar haath chilo, seta 
aar noy kono ojaana GALPO. 
Itihaas sakkhi ache, 
je jakhan ee kono 
rajnoitik dal er hoye 
jaaye prochur AHONKAAR; 
thik seyi samay r nirbachani 
prokriya dwaara, sadharan maanush seyi 
rajnoitik dal ke kore daaye BAHISKAAR. 
Aamra sadharan maanush e ra vote 
er maddhyam e, je kono dharan er 
mantri ke ekta osthaayi chaakri diyi 
agaami paanch bachor er JONNYO; 
kaajeyi khub beshi patta deowaar dorkaar 
neyi, por er baar godichyuto kore deowaa 
hobe vote er maddhyam e, taader ke, jaara 
sattyi ee ekdum AKARMANNYO."- Arindam Sain

NEELA YEH AASMAAN, SAMANDAR BHI HAIN NEELA; YAADEIN TERI AA RAHI HAIN BAHUT, HAATHON MEIN LE KE YEH COFFEE KA PEYAALA !!!

"Neela yeh aasmaan, 
samandar bhi hain NEELA; 
yaadein teri aa rahi hain bahut, 
haathon mein le ke yeh coffee ka PEYAALA. 
Yeh samandar se bhi 
toh hum logon ko pyar hain, 
beetate hain iske saath 
bahut saare MAHINAA; 
watan ki raksha ke liye 
sadaa hain taiyaar, garv se 
kahete hain saari duniya ke saamne, 
ki hum hain 'Bharatiya NAUSENA'. 
Jab bhi tasveer dekhta 
hoon main TUMHARI; 
ish tann aur mann ki thakaan 
dur ho jaate hain SAARI; 
meri mohabbat ko sweekar karne 
ke liye, hoon main bahut ABHAARI; 
meri jaan se bhi tum 
ho mujhko jyaada PYAARI. 
Meri yaadein toh tumko 
bhi bahut aati HOGI; 
par desh ki khaatir, kabhi kabhi 
premi o ko bhi hona padhta hain YOGI. 
Aagley hafte milegaa humko 
kuch dino ke liye CHUTTI; 
bahut dino baad likh rahe hain tum ko, 
yeh pyarbhari CHITTI."- Arindam Sain

IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE NOT AT ALL SO SMART !!!

"HINDU GIRL: 'I was such a fool, 
I got trapped after seeing your 
fake Facebook ACCOUNT; 
you fooled me in the name of a Hindu Boy, 
I can't marry you such cheater, I am ready 
to pay you money, tell me the AMOUNT.' 

MUSLIM BOY: 'It is your fault that 
you are not at all so SMART; 
if you don't marry me, I will upload something 
that will reveal what is behind the SKIRT.'

HINDU GIRL: 'So many fake videos and 
photos are getting uploaded, what is 
the guarantee that those are my photos and 
videos, you fool, you are trying to BLACKMAIL; 
I have all the audio recording where you 
flirted with me with a fake name, fake identity 
of a Hindu boy, if I submit those evidences 
in Police station, you will be in JAIL. 
I have enjoyed you and 
vice versa, that's it, now, 
just get lost from HERE; 
if you again try to fool any Hindu girl, 
you will get some hard beatings from 
those girls ANYWHERE.'"- Arindam Sain

SOBUJ E BHORA 'MADHUBANI'; PAAS DIYE EKEBEKEY BOYE JAAYE 'ABANI' !!!

"Sobuj e 
bhora 'MADHUBANI'; 
paas diye ekebekey 
boye jaaye 'ABANI'; 
bidyut naai, kintu shonaa 
jaaye 'AKAASHBAANI'; 
ei jungle e ache katorakam 
er poshu o PRAANI. 
Ami mon diye oder bibhinno 
dharan er daakadaaki SUNI; 
ekti chotto paakhi amaar bondhu 
hoyeche bote, naam taar 'TUNTUNI'. 
Sab baandor gulo r 
kaachey jano nayak 
hoye uthechey 'SIDHU MUNI'; 
roj taader ke khetey daaye kato khabaar, 
tarpor baanshi bajaaye, pagal er mato 
thaake, kintu lok taa besh gyaani o GUNI. 
Amaader pitaa roj sakaal e choley jaaye 
khet e chaash korte, aar amaader ke 
khaali porte boste bole, amaader JANANI; 
bikel holeyi, amraa o choley jaayi 
maath e, goru aar chaagol gulo ke firiye 
aante, sange kuriye o aani kato JWAALANI. 
Amaar naam Shivdas, aar 
amaar didi r naam SHIVANI; 
oi 'Aranyadev' er comics boi taa je 
taar kano eto bhalo laage, ki JAANI. 
Didi abaar amader posha kukur er 
naam rekheche, 'Pluto', ki aador ee 
naa khete paare se, erokom aadurey 
kukur ami aar jeevan e DEKHINI; 
raat holeyi, gaach er faak diye, akaash e dekhi 
kato taara, edik odik urey beraaye jonaaki, aar 
jeyi kono seyaal er daak suntey paaye, 'Pluto' 
gheyu gheyu kore othey TAKKHUNI. 
Sobuj e 
bhora 'MADHUBANI'; 
paas diye ekebekey 
boye jaaye 'ABANI'; 
bidyut naai, kintu shonaa 
jaaye 'AKAASHBAANI'; 
ei jungle e ache katorakam 
er poshu o PRAANI."- Arindam Sain