Wednesday, March 3, 2021

BELIEVE US, IT IS STILL POSSIBLE, AS IT IS NEVER TOO LATE !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'Our technical team 
is taking too much time to 
resolve the issues, that 
we can UNDERSTAND; 
but, if the 'Allahabadians' provide them 
with proper suggestions and feedbacks, 
then, we, 'Indians' can even improve the 
market value of our own existing BRAND. 
Wherever there are excess staffs, 
we are planning to reduce the staff 
strength to do a balancing ACT; 
proper distribution of work and strict 
adherence to office orders were not 
maintained by 'Allahabadians', it is also a FACT.'

RAMPRASAD: 'In terms of technical skills 
and knowledge of upgraded version 
of 'Bancslinc', the 'Allahabadians' are 
far more advanced to LEAD; 
but, alas, due to some political factors and 
slight window dressing in the balance sheets, 
the 'Indians' were unnecessarily given 
the upper hand INSTEAD. 
In some cases, the traditional 
and conservative banking practices 
of the 'Indians' are really good and 
feasible, that we really APPRECIATE; 
had Mr. Chidambaram not been a big NPA 
customer, then 'Indians' could have been within 
the top three position, but, believe us, it is still 
possible, as it is never too LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, February 27, 2021

WE KNOW HOW TO GIVE THEM THE BEST LIFETIME AND MEMORABLE TREATMENT !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'Almost all the 
political parties are giving the slogan 
that a dangerous game will be PLAYED; 
so, what will be your strategies so that in 
the polling booths, no major disturbances 
take place to get the voting process DELAYED.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'Basically, in 
these cases, the Presiding Officer has the 
full power of the administrative ROLE; 
so, sometimes, we remain as silent 
spectators only, despite witnessing 
any type of disciplinary LOOPHOLE.'

JOURNALIST: 'Any election in 
Bangabhoomi has always 
been so VIOLENT; 
it is quite shameful and 
due to too much politics, the 
victims feel terrified and remain SILENT.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'If the 
Election Commission provide us some 
kind of free hand to administer the situation 
after some new and necessary AMEMDMENT; 
then, no matter how many goons and 
anti-socials try to create disturbances, 
we know how to give them the best lifetime 
and memorable TREATMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, February 26, 2021

CHELE RAA EE KINTU BHALO RAADHUNI HOY, BHEBONA AMADER KHUB CHOTOKHAATO !!!

"KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti gulo je praaye 
sab ee kore felecho AADHPORRA; 
aiyee toh noy, sattyi katha taa bollum 
bole, hoye galo tomaar mukh GOMRRAA.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Uuh, ekhan jatto dosh 
amaar, oi ruti gulo thik gol gol kore 
beltey paaroni, taai bodhoy sekhte 
giye, gache PURREY; 
tobe rewaazi khaasi maangsho r 
jhol ranna korte bolleyi dekhi, 
bhalo ee dwaittyo niye naao, 
takhan aar thaako na tumi KNURREY.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Aajker ektu 
onyorakam kichu koraa JAAK; 
'Gowardhan' gaaowaa ghee aar 'Amul' 
maakhan oi baati teh meshaano THAAK. 
Ebaar oi ghee aar maakhan er 
mishran ke unoon e bosiye, 
goliye kore daao ekdum TARAL; 
tarpor kaancha rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 
gulo oi taral e chubiye naayo bhalo kore, 
er por er paddhati o besh SARAL.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Eki go, karrha teh 
ek knaari 'Patanjali' gaaowa 
ghee diley DHELEY; 
aada, rosun aar piyaaz er saathe, 
ei kaaju posto baata taa, kamon 
jano laagche GOLMELEY. 
Maa go Maa, aar paarine, 
kaancha lanka aar pudina diye 
oita abaar kirokom chaatni BANAALE; 
etto sab meshaccho, dekho baapu, 
kaal abaar office jeti hobe tomaake, 
pet jano kharaap naa hoye, eisab KHELE.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti sekhbaar 
samay toh 'TV Serial' er 
dikeyi chilo CHOKH; 
aar aami ranna korte eleyi, 
takhan dekhi tomaar eidikeyi 
baare beshi JHONKH. 
Baaje naa bokey, garam masla 
taa besh bhalo kore BAATO; 
chele raa ee kintu bhalo raadhuni hoy, bhebona 
amader khub CHOTOKHAATO.'"- Arindam Sain

WHENEVER I VISIT THIS HILLY AREA, I REALLY ENJOY THE ROMANTIC AMBIENCE AND FRESH AIR !!!

"BOY: 'Whenever I visit this 
hilly area, I really enjoy the 
romantic ambience and fresh AIR; 
and you look so beautiful 
indeed with your long 
black silky HAIR; 
in the balcony of this cottage 
at the top of the hill, I love to sit 
on this special wooden CHAIR; 
after coming to your village area every 
weekend, as per your feedback, 
maybe, I look so DEBONAIR.'

GIRL: 'For how many more days, 
we will meet each other secretly 
like this, what is there to HIDE; 
when it is true love and 
the romance is pure, then 
it is the time to DECIDE; 
that when can we start 
our fantastic journey of our 
love relationship with a joy RIDE; 
I live alone here with my old granny, and 
on weekdays, I really miss you, when I 
don't find you sitting by my SIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

MAANDHAATA R AAMOL ER SOFTWARE, BEHAAL LINK, KOM STAFF, SABMILIYE EKKEBAARE BHAANGA JAHAAJ !!!

"E je kaake dilo seshmesh 
arthaneeti r RAJPAATH; 
jwaalani r daam o baarche, abaar 
keteyo jacche jungle er gaach er KAATH. 
Ekjon khacche gorrha e, 
aar ekjon aaga e, bhugchey 
seyi MADHYABITTA; 
desh er arthaneeti chuloy jaak, 
sabai je dekhi oi bekaar 
nongra rajneeti teyi MATTA. 
Er saathe taakey jorey, 
taar saathe EKEY; 
sab je ek ee goyaal er goru, apnaar 
mulyabaan vote taa tahole deben KAAKEY. 
Nirbachan er aagey kato ee naa 
rango eder, maatro paanch taaka e, 
keyu dicche bhaath er saathe deem, 
toh keyu dicche bhaath er saathe MAACH; 
shulko baariye bhortuki debaar ki 
je maane, ki jaanu baapu, otirikto saar 
diley kintu sudhu pokaa ee morena, 
morey jaaye boiki onek GAACH. 
Aar rastrayatto bank gulo r hotath 
sangjuktikaran dekhle, mon e hoteyi 
paare, je binaa megh ei bujhi porlo BAAJ; 
maandhaata aamol er software, 
behaal link, kom staff, sabmiliye 
ekkebaare bhaanga JAHAAJ. 
Abaar utheche huzoog, je, 
katogulo rastrayatto bank er 
korte hobe BESARKARIKARAN; 
oi itihaas er paatagulo e, kano 
'Mohammad bin Tughluq' eto bikkhyaato 
chilo, sabaar kintu jaana ache seyi KAARAN. 
Praaye sab sarkaari sansthagulo ke 
besarkaari kore diye, jakhan Sarkar 
nitey chaaiche naa kono DWAAITYA; 
taahole pore r nirbachan e, vote er 
maddhyam ei, sarkari kormi raa raakhbena 
ei Sarkar er kono ASTITWA."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, February 21, 2021

NOWADAYS, TO IMPROVE NET OPERATING PROFITS, PSU BANKS HAVE TO BE SMART AND BOLD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Nowadays, to improve 
net operating profits, PSU Banks 
have to be smart and BOLD; 
by putting certain amount 
in defaulter's savings account 
on automatic HOLD.' 

BABOOL: 'If no interest is paid in 
loan account for 60 days, then, 
from the savings account, there 
must be automatic DEDUCTION; 
even in 'Lok Adalat' and 'SARFAESI' cases, 
the staffs of local courts must fully 
cooperate with banks as per their 
powers under their JURISDICTION.'

BABLA: 'Restriction on third party 
cash deposit at FBC points will 
indirectly solve the branch level 
cash deposit DEFICIENCY; 
due to cash handling charges 
and other taxes on cash transactions, 
the cashless economy will 
bring more EFFICIENCY.'

BALA: 'Once a savings account is 
opened, the Passbook, ATM Card 
and Chequebook must be directly 
delivered to customer's ADDRESS; 
the password of ATM card to be generated 
by OTP at ATM center by the customer and 
automatic service charges to be deducted 
to improve the BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 ON 19.02.2021 !!!

"On 19th February 2021, in the Derby match, 
the East Bengal goalkeeper was too BUSY; 
as to tame Roy Krishna and 
David Williams is not so EASY. 
Though, the touches 
were SMALL; 
but, Roy Krishna gave 
the lead in Derby FOOTBALL. 
To a long throw from an East Bengal 
player, Tiri's header to score an 
own goal was a silly MISTAKE; 
Bright kept on attacking, but, 
the defensive strategy of 
Mohun Bagan was never at STAKE. 
David Williams made 
it 2-1, and then, Javi 
hammered the last NAIL; 
Mohun Bagan thrashed East Bengal by 3-1, 
and Roy Krishna once again emerged as 
a Hero, without any FAIL."- Arindam Sain