Wednesday, March 31, 2021

CHATURDIKE TAAI FUTCHEY PADMA PHOOL, PUNORAAYE JAATE PRATISTHAA KORA JAAYE GANATANTRA !!!

"Shaashak er aason e MAHILA; 
othocho mahila der oporei jato ABOHELA. 
Kaamduni kaando toh 
sabai jaane aar Park Street e 
jakhan holo DHARSHAN; 
takhan meye taai hoye galo charitraheen, 
jaamaa kaaparh naaki thikthaak poreni, taai 
naaki hoye gache otirikto AAKARSHAN. 
Ei dharshan niye jakhan prokasye kukatha 
bollo ek abhineta, takhan kichu chullukhor 
bangaali dilo kato ee naa HAATHTAALI; 
ekta samay toh abaar dharshita der ke taaka 
deowa shuru korechilo, takhan sabaai mon e 
mon e, ei netri ke khub diyechilo GAALAGAALI. 
Madrasah gulo e shikkhak naai baa 
niyog holo, ekta gorib musalmaan 
chaasi naai baa khete pelo dui BELA; 
kintu maulvi der ke diye daao maasik bhaata, 
oraa korbe magaj dholaai, tobeyi toh bojaaye 
thaakbe Muslim votebank rajneeti r KHELA. 
Pratham bachor gulo e, 
kichu kathin prashno korleyi 
bolto, 'O ekta MAAOBAADI'; 
keyu ektu bhalo cartoon enkey 
ektu haasyokoutuk korleyi bolto, 
'O hoye utheche PRATIBAADI'. 
Bhabchen jomi kine ekta baari tairi korben, 
bhaabchen sarkaari prakalpa r taaka niye 
baari tairi korben, kintu jol e ektu nemeyi 
dekhte paaben, je 'Syndicate' aar 
'Cut Money' teh sabaai NAAJEHAAL; 
baro baro contractor raa ee BDO theke ekhano 
taaka paayeni, toh aapni kon 'Haridas Pal' suni,  
sarbatra durnitigrastha, saahajya seyi sab 
graambaasi ee raai pelona, 'Amphaan' jharh e, 
jaader urrey galo ghar er CHAAL. 
Taarpor e pechon er saari 
theke hotath maatha cnhaara 
diye uthlo PARIBAARTANTRA; 
chaturdike taai futchey padma phool, 
punoraaye jaate pratisthaa 
kora jaaye GANATANTRA. 
Goonda der dwaara 
aaghaat praapto hoye, 
maara gelen ekjon niriho BRIDDHA; 
jato ee oi wheelchair e bosey, 
naatak kore, chaak sahanubhuti, 
keyu aar korena oi netri ke SHRADDHA. 
ei bokaa aar kaankra r 
mato swabhaabh er 
bangaali jaati r, kobe aar 
sojaa hobe SHIRHDAARA; 
'Corona Kaal' e je sob bangaali raa feroth elo, 
taara o ki tahole bohiragato, bodhoy baarbaar 
beltala e giye nijer matha fataa teh bhalobaashe 
katogulo bangaali NYAARA."- Arindam Sain

Monday, March 29, 2021

ELECTION DUTY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DUTY TO RETAIN PEACE, STABILITY AND DEMOCRACY !!!

"On the previous night, the Presiding Officer 
must make sure that on each ballot paper, 
there should be his/her SIGNATURE; 
mock polling of at least 50 votes must 
be done and it is also true that all the 
polling agents are not of polite NATURE. 
All the anti-socials 
must feel the HEAT; 
that how dangerous it is indeed when 
the paramilitary forces start to BEAT. 
If the polling agents do not 
cooperate with each other 
and create any DISTURBANCE; 
then the Presiding Officer has full power 
to get them out of the Polling Booth to 
avoid any other type of NUISANCE. 
Before the election day, the polling personnel 
must avoid eating rich foods at any COST; 
because if any one falls ill on the 
polling day, some valuable time is LOST. 
The reserve team of polling personnel 
is always kept handy and the people 
in the reserve bench are always 
ready to act as a backup SYSTEM; 
in whichever polling booths, too much 
violence and other disturbances have 
taken place, are to be thoroughly scrutinized 
even after a neutral POST-MORTEM. 
All strong rooms 
must have a system of 3-tier 
security and SURVEILLANCE; 
even the Intelligence Officers and 
Commandos must do their expert duty 
perfectly and secretly in ACCORDANCE. 
Election duty is a very 
important duty to retain peace, 
stability and DEMOCRACY; 
anti incumbency factor steps in 
whenever the ruling government 
starts executing AUTOCRACY."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 28, 2021

EGULO TAAI TULTEY ELAAM, JAATE PORIMAAN E KOM NAA HOYE JAAYE AALU AAR BEGOON PORA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei re ! Hari Daa amader 
dikeyi maarche torch er AALO; 
bodhoy amader etokkhon er sab 
parishram bujhi britha hoye GALO.'

HARIPADA: 'Tora ki bhaabli, 
je aami ghumiye porechi, 
ore, aami je toder theke 
o aaro CHAALU; 
ekta samay aami o toh 
toder mato ee chilaam naaki, 
oi boyesh e o, aami o katobaar dhora 
porechi korte giye churi, begoon aar AALU.'

BABOOL: 'Aasole Hari Daa, 
kaal Holika Dahan er por, 
prasad khaabe gotaa PAARA; 
egulo taai tultey elaam, 
jaate porimaan e kom naa 
hoye jaaye aalu aar begoon PORA.'

RADHARANI: 'Koi go aye, praaye 
paanch minute er beshi hoye galo, 
prakriti r daak e seyi je gele, etokkhon 
ki korcho, eto raat e, baagaan er DIKEY; 
dorjaa taa khuley diye gacho, 
mosha dhukche hu hu kore, 
sattyi ee bhagaban je kaar saathe 
sangsaar korte diyeche AMAAKEY.'

BABLA: 'Orre baba re ! 
Boudi jodi ekbaar dekhe 
feley amader ke, taaholeyi 
kintu SARBONAASH; 
kaaron meyeder pet e katha 
chaapa thaakena, gotaa 
paara r lok ke jaaniye debe, 
sab hoye jaabe BEFAASH.'

HARIPADA: 'Aah ! chechiyona, 
jacchi daarao, toraa kicchu chintaa 
korishna, ei aalu aar begoon niye, 
ei pukur er paash diye PAALA; 
tobe saamle jaabi, Bishu master er 
bilaati kukur, 'Bristow' r kintu 
thaake raat er belaa e, 
ekdum chain KHOLA.'

BALA: 'Oi 'Bristow' r jonnyo onek 
daami biscuit kiney enechi, o oigulo 
khete khub ee BHAALOBAASEY; 
dhanyabaad Hari Daa, kaal aamraa ee 
aabir aar Holika Dahan er prasad 
diye jaabo ekhaane ESEY.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 RUNS AGAINST ENGLAND ON 28.03.2021 TO WIN THE 3 MATCHES ODI SERIES OF 50-50 FORMAT BY 2-1 !!!

"Though it looked slowish, but, 
Rohit scored a valuable 37; 
on the other end, Shikhar looked 
in good touch and ended up at 67. 
At an individual score of just 7 runs, 
Virat got bowled by MOEEN; 
but, what a beautiful batting by 
Rishabh and Hardik it has BEEN. 
England started to 
chase a target of 330 
runs in a positive MOOD; 
but, Bhuvaneswar hunted down 
both Jason and Jonny as his bowling 
line and length were so GOOD. 
England batsmen failed to 
accelerate but slowly and 
steadily gave a good FIGHT; 
as the wickets were falling at regular 
intervals due to Shardul's excellent 
bowling which kept everything TIGHT. 
The intense competition 
was not over YET; 
as after Malan, surely 
Sam Curran looked so well SET. 
Oh ! How many catches can 
you miss in the 19th over to let 
both the English batsmen SURVIVE; 
however, Wood got run out 
but Sam Curran remained 
not out at his knock of 95. 
India won by 7 runs in 
Pune on 28.03.2021, i.e. during 
the colourful festival of HOLI; 
and thereby England team lost the 3 matches 
ODI series of 50-50 format by 1-2 against India 
team which was led by KOHLI."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, March 27, 2021

PAKISTANI BOWLER DER BIRUDDHE, T-20 MATCH E, BHARATIYA BATSMAN DER KAACHE KONO BYAPAR EE NOY OI 148 RUN TOLA !!!

"Santraas aar maaramaari r rajneeti 
korechilo boleyi toh gohaara 
herechilo baampanthi BUDDHA; 
ebaar Bangabhoomi r janogan 
ganatantra firiye aante TMC r 
biruddhe ghoshona koreche YUDDHA. 
Jato ee bhaangchur 
kora hok BJP 
netaa der GAARI; 
'Nabanno' theke samasto office soriye 
aana hobe, abaar kallolini hoye uthbe 
seyi oitihaasik 'Writers Building' er BAARI. 
Etodin aagey plaster khuley 
jaowaar por o, etodin dhore 
seyi wheelchair LAAGEY; 
sahanubhuti aadaye korte giye, 
naatok taa ektu beshi ee hoye jacche 
naa ki, hotasha e aar RAAGEY. 
Bojho thyala, ekhan abaar 
phone kore chaaiche SAAHAJYO; 
taao abaar nirbachan shuru hoye jabaar por, 
ei byapar taa sattyi ee khub AASCHARJYO. 
Emon bedharak maar mereche 
daanda diye, Kendriya AADHASENA; 
kheloyaar aahoto hoyeche prochur, maath e 
taai kheloyaar chilo kota maatro haath e GONA. 
Ei 2021 er Bangabhoomi nirbachan ekhan 
aar sudhu nirbachan noy, ekhan eta 
'Bharat' bonaam 'Pakistan' er Cricket KHELA; 
Pakistani bowler der biruddhe T-20 
match e, Bharatiya batsman der kaache 
kono byapar ee noy oi 148 run TOLA. 
Nirbachan hok ekdum 
shantipurna BHAABE; 
sabaai nirbhigney nijer vote ditey paarle, tobeyi 
toh aasol ganatantra r jay HOBE."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, March 25, 2021

JE SAB BANGAALI RA BANGABHOOMI R BAAIRE BAAS KORCHE, TAADER O HOYTO EKTA KATHA EE SUNTEY HOCCHE, 'APNAARA SABAAI BOHIRAGATO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kon netaa naaki 
abaar boleche je 30% ekjot holey 
naaki 4 te Pakistan baaniye DEBE; 
taahole ki era abaar khamota e ele, 
aaro beshi kore niriho, garib maanush 
der opor nirmam atyachaar HOBE. 
Era Bharat e baas kore, 
Bharat er khabaar khaaye, 
othocho kore Pakistan er DALAALI; 
kono bhadrota neyi, ashikkito der 
mato kathabaarta, janopratinidhi 
hoyeyo prokasye kore GAALAGAALI.'

BABOOL: 'Aasoley je seyi 2011 
saal thekeyi icchey koreyi 
shuru koreche BIBHAAJAN; 
ekhan jeyi aamra sabkichu 
jene felechi, taai maajhemoddhe 
geye othey BHAJAN. 
Ebaar dekhaabo kaake 
bole firti AAKRAMAN; 
eta jaanena je, dharmiyo aabeg o 
ek dharan er SANKRAMAN.'

BABLA: 'Jaai balo bhai, 
baampanthi raa kintu eisab 
niye koreni konodin kono JALGHOLA; 
sabai ke ek nazar ei 
dyakhe, sabaar jonnyo 
aache dorjaa KHOLA. 
Proti bachor kato ee naa 
sarkari kormi niyog HOTO; 
onek kom lok ee ei rajya 
cherey baaire kaaj korte JETO.'

BALA: 'Computer dhukte dilona, 
English shikhte dilona, 
abaar baro baro KATHAA; 
maaramaari, khunokhuni aar 
hatyaleela o chilo thik eder mato ee, 
baampanthi der o rajnoitik PRATHAA. 
Samasya taa kintu onnyo 
jaayega e, Bangabhoomi r 
beshir bhaag aam janata 
ekhano murkho aar ASHIKKHITO; 
taai toh je sab Bangaali raa Bangabhoomi r 
baaire baas korche, taader o hoyto 
ekta katha ee suntey hocche, 'apnaara 
sabaai BOHIRAGATO'.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

ALMOST ALL THE PEOPLE ARE ANGRY ON THE POOR ADMINISTRATIVE SYSTEM OF TMC, AND, NOW, THE COMMON PEOPLE OF BANGABHOOMI ARE DESPERATE FOR A POLITICAL CHANGE !!!

"Just like in INC, even in TMC, the 
dynasty politics has ruined the 
entire organizational STRUCTURE; 
more fuel got added to the fire of 
anti incumbency in Bangabhoomi 
due to the drama of leg FRACTURE. 
For 34 years, Bangabhoomi experienced 
no development at all under the 
tenure of Red BRIGADE; 
the same history got repeated 
and also got more deteriorated 
in the next DECADE. 
Why BJP is getting so 
much support from the 
common people of Bangabhoomi 
may look STRANGE; 
but, actually, almost all the people are angry 
on the poor administrative system of TMC 
and now, the common people of Bangabhoomi 
are desperate for a political CHANGE. 
'Syndicate', 'Cut Money' and 
'Anti-social activities' are the three 
weapons of TMC to remain in POWER; 
to get rid of these problems, the common 
people of Bangabhoomi will surely press 
the EVM button of symbol, 'Lotus FLOWER'. 
Still in Jhargram, West Midnapore, 
Purba Bardhaman, Malda, Murshidabad 
and Darjeeling, there has been no 
socio-economic DEVELOPMENT; 
why the illegal infiltrations from 
Bangladesh is being supported by a 
politician who once threw papers towards 
the Speaker inside the PARLIAMENT; 
and to make the young people lazy 
and frustrated, only monthly allowances 
are given, instead of providing 
any new EMPLOYMENT. 
Due to smart and secret 
communal politics by ISF, 
Muslim votes will not help TMC 
this time, by too much INDEED; 
unlike Left Front, the TMC brought politics 
of polarization, and then so many dramas, and 
as a result, BJP will come to power in 2021 
after winning by a huge LEAD."- Arindam Sain