ENGLAND THRASHED IRAN BY 6-2 ON 21.11.2022 !!!

"England started their campaign by 

playing small passes in their TERRITORY; 

to start marching forward slowly 

and steadily to go for 'goals of GLORY'. 

England got an early opportunity as 

Harry Kane's cross was too ClOSE; 

due to a dangerous collision, Alireza Beiranvand, 

the Iranian goalkeeper injured his NOSE. 

Harry Maguire's shot rebounded 

from the crossbar, bad luck, DUDE; 

but, a perfect assist from Luke, got 

converted by a header from JUDE. 

Maguire positioned the ball 

coming from a corner KICK; 

and Saka got a goal as his shot 

taking reflex was very QUICK. 

When Harry Kane is in a role to 

assist, the other footballers don't 

need to worry about ANYTHING; 

but, the swift style, by which the 

goal got scored, some credit must 

be given to Raheem STERLING. 

A goal scored through 3 Iranian defenders 

by England's player with jersey number 17; 

really, for Saka, what a 

day, 21.11.2022 has BEEN. 

Mehedi Taremi pulled one back by 

scoring a goal for Iran to make it 4-1; 

but, after a few minutes, Marcus 

increased the lead for England to 5-1. 

At the 90th minute, Callum gave 

an important pass to GREALISH; 

England scored their 6th goal, 

as it was a perfect FINISH. 

In such a long injury time, 

as per VAR technology, the 

England defenders were found GUILTY; 

the final scoreline became 6-2, 

as Mahedi Taremi scored the second 

goal for Iran from the 'PENALTY'."- Arindam Sain

ECUADOR BEAT QATAR BY 2-0 ON 20.11.2022 !!!

"Valencia netted the ball 

after a few minutes of the 

match, but, it was OFFSIDE; 

Saad did a blunder, but, 

the referee saw it clearly, 

you cannot HIDE. 

It was too easy for Enner 

to fool the Qatar goalkeeper 

from the penalty SPOT; 

Ecuador took a 1-0 

lead, due to Valencia's 

smart penalty SHOT. 

Ecuador completely dominated the 

game on 20.11.2022 and Valencia 

netted another one with a HEADER; 

Qatar team missed two easy chances, 

and Ecuador after having a 2-0 victory, 

is the current group LEADER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 65 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 20.11.2022 !!!

"Ishan batted with a free mind, 

as if he was practising at the NET; 

Shreyas could have scored many 

runs but got out due to 'HIT WICKET'. 

But, 'SKY' has no LIMIT; 

superb, speedy and SUPERHIT. 

In 32 balls, he scored 50; 

in the next 17 balls, he added another 50. 

Suryakumar Yadav, scored a ton 

and remained unbeaten at 111; 

as Tim Southee made a hattrick in the 

last over, India got restricted at 191. 

The man who took 3 important 

catches in the DEEP; 

was none other 

than ARSHDEEP. 

Indian bowlers dominated 

the show, though, Kane 

Williamson gave a good FIGHT; 

Deepak Hooda bagged 4 wickets 

and India won by 65 runs, 

on 20th November 2022 NIGHT."- Arindam Sain

LORD MAHADEV HAS GIVEN YOU, A SPECIAL BOON !!!

"KING: 'Our mission is to create 

a 'Ram Rajya' where everyone will 

live peacefully with unity in DIVERSITY; 

our vision is to make our kingdom, the best 

kingdom of knowledge and wisdom, by 

creating a university like 'Nalanda' UNIVERSITY. 

Our enemy kingdoms and some traitors 

are constantly trying to create trouble 

for us, by doing dirty POLITICS; 

but, at the end of the day, our kingdom 

emerges as the winner by creating 

new records as per STATISTICS.'

HERMIT: 'You and your administrative 

team members have worked well to 

motivate the young generation to create 

startups to generate more EMPLOYMENT; 

even so many legal policies 

got easier to implement 

due to the initiatives to do 

the necessary AMENDMENT. 

For the lower section of the society, 

in terms of income and caste, you 

have uplifted their confidence and lifestyle, 

you have really done something GOOD; 

instead of making them lazy by giving 

subsidies, you gave them the opportunity 

of 'ease of doing business', to earn 

more money and eat any healthy FOOD. 

For your good works, Lord Mahadev 

has given you, a special BOON; 

which you and the people of your 

kingdom will realize it very SOON."- Arindam Sain

EKHAN CHOP BHAJHO AAR BAANDHO THONGA !!!

"Goila gayile deikhya paa BHANGA; 

ekhan chop bhajho aar baandho THONGA. 

Khela aar mela koirya 

hoilo artha bhandar FNAAKA; 

flat er dorja khuilya dekhi 

koti koti kaalo TAAKA. 

Janojaati r pratinidhi 

ke o dayena SAMMAN; 

eto Devi r puja hoy, e bhoomi re, 

tobu o naari r kano ehano APOMAAN. 

Dengue r satarkata koribar tore, 

hoiya jaaye MICHIL; 

othocho aata na bleaching powder, thik 

bujha jaayena, onek hisaab ekhano GARMIL. 

E rajye hoyna niyog, othocho nirbachan 

er tore onyo rajye jaaye CHUITYA; 

taai aaro beshi koirya 

padma phool jaaye FUITYA. 

Niyog parikkha ee hoiya 

jaaye baatil baare BAARE; 

chaturdike eto durniti hoile, maanush 

naalish ee baa janaibe KAARE. 

Onek neta gula ee 

je ekdom BAAJE; 

gatokaal churi koirya, 

aaji sadhu SAAJE. 

Maanush eto vote dise, taai 

boilya, etto kiser AHONKAR; 

jakhan ultaiya dibe sab, 

ghuirya jaabe SARKAR."- Arindam Sain

NISHABDO PRATIBAAD ER MAADHYAM E CHAKA KINTU GHURBE ABAAR !!!

"KAKA: 'Kamon acho he BHAIPO; 

sab doi toh kheye felche katogulo 'NEPO'. 

BHAIPO: 'Dhukiye diye 

magaj e, rajnoitik POKA; 

era kichu lok eder ke 

bhalo ee banacche BOKA. 

Ami ektu pratibaad korlei era bole, 'eto kom 

boyeshe, aasol rajneeti teh jaaye na DHOKA; 

tumi je ekhano eisob 

bishoy, ekdum kochi KHOKA'.'

KAKA: 'Taar maane, yuddha ta 

ekhan prabin bonam NABIN; 

ei khela, mela aar bhaata dite giye, bhebe 

dekhecho ki, katota niyeche era WRIN. 

Nyara bel tala e jaaye thik ee, kintu 

se jayena aar dwitiyo BAAR; 

nishabda pratibaad er maadhyam e, 

chaka kintu ghurbe ABAAR.'

BHAIPO: 'Ami o chai, je, 

era ekbar HAARUK; 

nijeder dosh truti gulo 

upolobdhi KORUK.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 71 RUNS AGAINST ZIMBABWE ON 06.11.2022 !!!

"On 06.11.2022, India scored 

their 1st run at the 10th BALL; 

the strategy was to read the wicket 

carefully, so that the wicket doesn't FALL. 

KL Rahul was expected to 

perform today and played the 

much needed knock of 51; 

but, India raced to 186, only 

because of Suryakumar who 

played a superb innings to score 61. 

Due to Bhuvneswar and 

Arshdeep, Zimbabwe got the 

early shock to struggle at 2/2; 

then came Shami to create 

more trouble for them with 

a bowling figure of 14/2. 

Ashwin bowled out Ryan BURL; 

as every time, the ball doesn't CURL. 

India qualified for the semifinal of the 

ICC T20 World Cup 2022, as they won the 

match against Zimbabwe by a margin of 71; 

but, Sikandar Raza of Zimbabwe 

impressed everyone as he scored 34 

and his bowling figure is 18/1."- Arindam Sain