CHOR SANDEHE KORECHE BIBASTRA; AASOL CHOR PELE BODHOY CHALIYEYI DITO ASTRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Chor sandehe 
koreche BIBASTRA; 
aasol chor pele bodhoy 
chaliyeyi dito ASTRA.'

BABOOL: 'Pass fail 
neyi, taai nei seyi 
shikkagato JOGYOTA, 
lajja e maatha hneth hoye 
gache sabaar, dekhe ei 
madhyajugio BARBAROTA.'

BABLA: 'Ekjon toh abaar 
ghar er kheye bon er 
mosh taarate JAAYE,
taara jano bojhena, je 
sudhumatro santraas koreyi, 
rekheche khamota BOJAAYE.'

BALA: 'Jedin oi 'Park Street' case e, 
oi daapute mahila police er kore 
deowaa holo badli, sedin thekei 
mahila der abostha KHAARAP; 
parivartan je ki holo kichu bojha 
galo na, ulte ekhan jaa paristhiti, 
jano ekhane mahila hoye 
jonmaano taai hoye gache PAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

TO FINISH OFF THE CHRISTIAN TERRORIST GROUP, ON THE MANIPUR HILLS, THE SURGICAL STRIKES MAY TAKE PLACE !!!

"HERMIT: 'The Christian Kuki tribe 
must be banned from any 
government level FACILITY, 
unless and until they stop killing our 
Sanatan Hindu Meiti tribe of Manipur, 
and bring peace and STABILITY.'

ROYAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'The 
Hindus in the entire North Eastern 
India are united now and taking 
sweet revenge by hitting back HARD,
both Myanmar and Bangladesh are 
funding those Kuki, the Christian terrorist 
tribe secretly and doing drama by 
playing the sentiment CARD.'

KING: 'This is new India, that is, 'Naya 
Hindustan' where all Hindus are united 
now to win the global competitive RACE, 
so, to finish off the Christian terrorist 
group, on the Manipur hills, surgical 
strikes may take PLACE.'"- Arindam Sain

YOU GUYS MUST ALWAYS BE A DARK KNIGHT !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'The 
management is always searching 
for some donkeys, so, you guys 
must always be a dark KNIGHT;
no need to take too much work 
pressure, no need to put extra 
pressure on your subordinates, 
have a good sleep every NIGHT.
Ultimately, everyone is earning 
money to remain happy and to 
provide their family members, 
the much needed HAPPINESS; 
companies will come and go, 
employees will come and go, 
no one knows, the next day, 
what will be the BUSINESS.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'We
follow the strategy of sharing the 
workload as per core competencies,
which is known as 'STREAMLINE';
and at the end of the day, those 
little effort by everyone with not 
so pressure creates wonderful 
results, everything works FINE.
We have infused a culture to view 
the 'business roadmap', that is, what 
is the target, where we are right 
now, and how much more to GET.'"- Arindam Sain

TUMI EIBAAR E PANCHAYAT PRADHAN HOTE PAARTENA, JODI NA OI BALLOT PAPER GULO KHETO, KATOGULO CHHAGOL !!!

"KAAKU: 'Haan re bhaipo, 
Councillor hobaar por khub 
je dekhchi bereche tor BNHURI;
sara bachor ee toh dekhchi, je 
tui tor pourasabha teh korei geli 
sudhu raasta KNHORAKNHURI.
Raasta jaa baniyechish 
maairi, sab maal 
masla ee toh BHYAJAAL;
nikaashi byabostha ekdom behaal, 
raasta o poriskaar korish na tora, 
charidike pore thaake JANJAAL.'

BHAIPO: 'Dyakho kaaku, reetimato 
EVM er vote e, jeetechi ami, tomaar 
mato booth e duskriti paathie 
korini kono GANDOGOL;
taao eto kichu kore o, tumi ei 
baar e Panchayat Pradhan hote 
paartena, jodi na oi ballot paper 
gulo kheto, katogulo CHHAGOL.
100 din er kaaj er naam e, 
jherecho lakh lakh taaka, kendriya 
sarkar noy toh aar AANDHO; 
jei dekhlo je durniti hocche, 
kore dieche 100 din er kaaj 
er taka deowa BANDHO.
Nikaashi byabostha niye tumi 
bolcho amake, aaj obdi tumi 
koraaoni oi nadi baandh er 
eto tuku o MERAAMATI; 
jeetle chhappa vote e, taao abaar 
chhagol gulo ke diye ballot paper 
khaaiye, tumi abaar amaar saamne 
dekhate esecho KERAAMATI.'"- Arindam Sain

ITIHAAS SAKKHI ACHE, SAB SAMAY SADHARAN MAANUSH EE KORE SESH BICHAAR !!!

"BABLOO: '1975 saal theke Indira 

Gandhi o Sikh der opor korechilen 

thik erokom ee nirmam ATYACHAAR;

itihaas sakkhi ache, sab 
samay sadharan maanush 
ee kore sesh BICHAAR.'

BABOOL: 'Etogulo maanush, 
aar kono nirbachan e konodin 
maara jaayeni BODHOY;
eta toh prashashan aar police 
er apodharto taa r pramaan, 
kobe aar hobe BODHODOY.'

BABLA: 'Onek jaayega e hoyeche 
ballot baaksho loot ebong 
dedaar chhappa VOTE;
tobu o shudhu matro BJP ee taader 
vote sankhya baarayeni, emon ki, bhalo 
phal koreche baam aar haath er JOT.'

BALA: 'Kaaj e fnaaki debe, durniti 
korbe aar cut-money khaabe, osob 
kore aar katodin CHOLBE; 
panchayat vote e kendriya vaahini o 
chilo na, EVM o chilo na, kintu ekdin 
ei voter raa ee sesh katha BOLBE.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'AADHAAR ENABLED VOTING SYSTEM' IN INDIA WILL BRING A WORLDWIDE REVOLUTION !!!

"The 'Aadhaar Enabled Voting
System' (AEVS) of India will 
bring a worldwide REVOLUTION; 
to prevent rigging at any 
polling booth, it is 
the best SOLUTION.
The Polling team will be 
given a biometric device, 
an EVM and a small LAPTOP;
only the voting queue outside 
the school premises will be 
controlled by a local COP.
In the 'AEVS' portal, 
for each polling booth, 
there will be a separate 
login ID and PASSWORD;
the Presiding Officer will check 
the voter's part number and click 
on the 'Present' button of the 'AEVS' 
portal, no need to utter any WORD.
Only the 'AEVS' portal can be 
opened in that laptop, and once 
you click the 'Present' BUTTON;
the attached biometric device will be 
active with a red light, and the voter 
needs to put his/her thumb UPON.
Then, the Presiding Officer will 
press the 'EVM Activation' button in 
the portal to activate the EVM which is 
also attached to the laptop DEVICE;
the Polling Officer will mark the ink on 
a particular finger of the voter, only 
that much ink mark will SUFFICE.
At the entrance door of the polling 
booth, a soldier of the Indian Army 
will check voters and do their 
Aadhaar Card VERIFICATION;
the Presiding Officer will ask you 
to put one of your fingers on a 
biometric device to mark attendance 
and for biometric AUTHENTICATION.
When your biometric attendance is 
complete, the EVM gets activated for 
next 2 minutes for you to cast your 
valuable vote within that time SPAN; 
so, in each polling booth, you require
1 Presiding Officer, 1 Polling Officer 
and 2 soldiers of the Indian Army only, 
you don't require any other extra MAN.
In 'Aadhaar Enabled 
Voting System' (AEVS) the 
entire polling process is 
cheaper and PAPERLESS; 
and at DC/RC, in 'AEVS' portal, 
automatically, the Block Office 
can see how much voting is done 
in the polling PROCESS."- Arindam Sain

IT HAS BECOME THE NATIONAL AND PATRIOTIC DUTY FOR EVERYONE TO SAVE THE PEOPLE OF BANGABHOOMI FROM A WITCH !!!

"Some wounds can never 
be healed, no matter, how 
well the doctors may STITCH;
it has become the national and 
patriotic duty for everyone to save the 
people of Bangabhoomi from a WITCH.
Once upon a time, the cops of this 
Bangabhoomi kingdom were compared 
with the 'Scotland Yard', as they believed 
in zero tolerance with smart INTELLIGENCE;
it is the kingdom, where you had the great 
Rabindranath Tagore, it is the kingdom 
which was always a perfect example of 
Arts, Culture, Love and NON VIOLENCE.
All of them voted for a CHANGE,
but, what they actually got in EXCHANGE.
Even the learned people and the 
big businessmen tried hard, but, alas, 
due to dirty politics, all went in VAIN,
now, everyone is feeling as if just by 
giving some allowances, they have kept 
them inside a jail and tied with a CHAIN.
Not only there 
is a huge problem 
of UNEMPLOYMENT,
even there is too much corruption 
and bribes in the recruitment 
process of any EMPLOYMENT;
so many people get murdered 
in Bangabhoomi in any ELECTION,
everyone is now repenting that in 
2011, it was indeed a bad SELECTION.
Hurling bombs at each other, was never 
a culture of Bengali COMMUNITY,
time has come to bring back 
the past glory with UNITY;
History repeats itself, so, no 
one must forget the PAST,
any leader who is cruel to people 

will lose the game and rank LAST."- Arindam Sain