COUNT YOUR FAULTS, BEFORE YOU GET FINED !!!

"Count your faults, before you get FINED;
try to learn more, don't remain CONFINED.
RBI may not be in a HURRY;
but, can be very strict and SCARY.
Regarding RBI compliance, why 
some banks should always FAIL;
that can be the cause, why the 
corruption may still PREVAIL.
In every state, there is 
indeed a 'Cyber Crime' WING;
but, be proactive to fix the loopholes in 
the app or software of digital BANKING.
The fraudsters may know 
how to fool the entire banking 
system at an initial STAGE; 
but, the checkpoints and compliances 
as per strict RBI guidelines will surely 
put those fraudsters inside a CAGE.
Very soon, the 'Information 
Technology' compliance 
may get IMPLEMENTED; 
penalty may be imposed on banks if 

the customer service is hampered which 

are due to frequent link failure RELATED."- Arindam Sain

EITHER PERFORM OR PERISH; AS ANYTIME YOU CAN BE EATEN UP BY ANY BIG FISH !!!

"Either perform
or PERISH; 
as anytime you can be 
eaten up by any big FISH.
The global economic
scenario is TRANSFORMING;
bad news is coming for those PSU 
banks which are not PERFORMING.
Gone are those days, when working 
in any PSU Bank had a CHARM;
anytime privatisation can happen, 
be ready to hear the siren or ALARM.
In terms of 'quick customer service' 
and 'quality banking', why are PSU 
Banks still lagging BEHIND;
the reasons you all know, but, still, 
to the callous management, again 
and again, you have to REMIND.
Firstly, IT infrastructure is 
still not up to the MARK;
in the 1st lap itself, in respect to private 
banks, the PSU banks lose the SPARK.
Secondly, except in SBI and PNB, in 
all other PSU Banks, there is a 
lack of proper job ALLOCATION;
whereas, in private banks, they make 
different groups with specific job roles only, 
by keeping them in their home LOCATION.
Thirdly, except SBI and BOB, other PSU 
Banks are still so sceptical about 'just 
in time', need based RECRUITMENT;
why wait for another financial year, fill up 
the vacancy immediately just like private 
banks do, whenever there is any RETIREMENT.
Lastly, except SBI, PNB, BOB and Canara 
Bank, no other PSU Banks abide by the 
3:2:1 theory of manpower MANAGEMENT;
in a small branch, just like private banks, 
there has to be 3 officers, 2 clerks and 1 
sub staff, to smoothly run every DEPARTMENT."- Arindam Sain

BIG 'MANAGEMENT BOOK' LECTURES BY THE CEOs ARE NOT GOING TO WORK; UNLESS AND UNTIL THE HR DEPARTMENT DO THEIR PROPER HOMEWORK !!!

"UNION LEADER: 'They don't 
consider any human as HUMAN; 
they will make you work 
as much as they CAN. 
Management people 
are just RUTHLESS;
they will grill you guys fully 
to improve their BUSINESS.
But, when you are facing 
any problematic SITUATION; 
they don't have that talent to 
provide any feasible SOLUTION.'

OFFICER: 'Yes, it is true that the HR 
department is becoming BOGUS; 
without proper support and motivation, 
the entire firm is losing its FOCUS.
They have no strategy regarding
'Planning and DEVELOPMENT';
even they require training from MNCs 
about 'Manpower MANAGEMENT'.
Big 'management book' lectures by 
the CEOs are not going to WORK;
unless and until, the HR department
do their proper HOMEWORK. 
Also in a firm, there 
must be continuous 
upgradation in TECHNOLOGY; 
otherwise, not only among employees, 
even among the customers, there 
will be a negative PSYCHOLOGY.'"- Arindam Sain

PARVAT KA NAAM HAIN KAILASH; WOHI HAIN UNKA AASLI NIVASH !!!

"Unke dil ki Rani woh hee hain, 
woh hee karti hain unke dil mein RAJ; 
woh hee sambhalti hain unko, jab karta 
hain 'Shankara tandav', bann ke NATARAJ. 
Parvat ka naam hain KAILASH; 
wohi hain unka aasli NIVASH. 
Gussa zaroor aata hain unko, phir bhi 
unka dil hain seedha sadha aur BHOLA; 
Nandi aur Bhringi se poochlena, 
ke kitna hain woh DILWALA. 
Gusse mein Ganesh ka sarh ko
kar diya tha uske sharir se alag, 
par Brahma ka karishma dekho, 
Ganesh ko bana diya GANAPATI; 
Sadhu teh woh, Sati ne unko le aaye 
dampatya jeevan mein, par Daksh ke 
yajna ke aag mein kud gayi Sati, bhool 
gayi thi sayed, ke zinda hain unka PATI.
Unhone kiya aisa 'Rudra taandav', ke knaap 
utha poora trilok, phir Vishnu ne chorh 
diya apna Sudarshan Chakra aur phir 
ekyavvan tukde ho gaye 'SATI';
par Shakti thi woh, khud hee ek aag 
thi, phir laut ke aayi unke zindagi 
mein, par ish baar, naam 
badal ke ho gayi 'PARVATI'. 
'Trimurti' ka ek murti woh bhi hain, 
joh karte hain sab kuch KHATAM; 
'Mahishasur' ko maarne ka kisi 
mein bhi nahi tha DUM.
Eksaath 'Trimurti' ne mil ke, banaya 
ek 'Adi Shakti' ka naya roop, joh 
hain bahut hee SHAKTISHALI; 
Sher ke upar baitha yeh 
dashabhuja Devi, naam 
hua 'Durga' ya 'SHERAWALI.
Jung chali nau raatri aur dus din 
tak, aur har nau raatri mein Devi 
ne liya ek naya roop, aur 'Navaratri' 
ke baad aaya 'Vijaya Dashami' ke DIN;
Sab se khatarnak thi 'Chandi' ka roop, 
jab Kumbhkaran neend se utha, Brahma 
ne Ram ko kaha, ki jung jeetna muskil 
hain Durga Devi ke aashirvaad ke BIN.
Sirf 'Daruka' ko maarne 
ke liye, Sati se mil ke 
unhone banaaya 'KALI'; 
par woh sab se khatarnak nikli, rokna 
pada Devi ko, aapne pati ke upar pairh rakh 
diya, sharma gayi aur apni jeev NIKAALI.
Parvati ki behen, 'Ganga' ko thoda 
hee sahi, par ho gayi thi Parvati ke 
patidev se ishq, par woh na PHISLAA; 
par jab Ganga dharti pe giri, 
tab unhone aapne lambe baalon 
se, uski gati ko SAMBHAALA.
Phir bhi Parvati gussa 
ho gayi, bharosha na tha, 
unke upar, joh hain 
unki pati PARAMESWAR;
unhone tab pyar se bola, 'tum hee 
ho mere ardhangini, tumhre bin yeh 
zindagi adhura, yeh dekho mera roop, 
isko kahete hain 'ARDHNARISWAR'."- Arindam Sain

WHY IS THERE SUCH A TREND, THAT'S WHY, WE ARE SO INTERESTED !!!

"SPECIAL TASK FORCE COP: 'Since 
2012, wherever you have been POSTED; 
the corrupted politicians of the 
nearby areas got ARRESTED. 
Why is there such 
a trend, that's why, 
we are so INTERESTED; 
are you from the Indian 
Army or any Intelligence 
Agency who has been RESTED ?'

GOVERNMENT SERVANT: 'What a 
joke and what a waste of time 
you guys are DOING; 
you guys are just 
cooking up a story 
out of ANYTHING. 
You guys are tapping my mobile 
phone, also, I know all your spies who 
are following me and roaming AROUND; 
some guys are poisoning your ears,  
I am just an ordinary government 
servant with no such BACKGROUND. 
Well, it is a blessing in disguise for 
me regarding my security as you such 
cops are keeping strict VIGILANCE; 
but, yes, if any help is required, I will 
surely help you by treating the matter 
as of national IMPORTANCE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB EE TOH MARICHIKA, SAB EE TOH MAYA !!!

"Sab ee toh marichika, 
sab ee toh MAYA,
jedin chere debe 
aatma, tomaar ei KAYA,
kichu ee toh takhan 
noy je TOMAAR,
sabai takhan samaan, 
ki King, ki KAMAAR.
Prakhar roudra r din e o dourecho, 
othocho khojoni bot gaach er CHHAYA;
konodin bhaboni, tomar o ache ekti 
aatma, tomaar o ache PARCHHAYA.
Ore, ke achish kothay, de 
dourh, de dourh, khaaileo 
khaaite paarish AACHAARH;
tobu oi pratiyogita jebhabei hok 
jetaa chaai kintu, jato ee aasuk proloy, 
jato ee hok prithibi TOLPAARH.
Yug bodlaaye thik ee, tobe ei yug e 
jano jantro r dwaara ee maanav jaati 
nijei hoye jacche NIYONTRITO;
er phal e, amader ojaantei, kothao 
jano dheere dheere, lobh aar 
swarthaparota hoye jacche AMANTRITO.
'Sukh' aar 'Shanti' ee toh chaai, 
'Aami ekjon sukhi maanush', 
ei ta bole aajkaal keyu 
korena GARBOBODH;
barong ke 'Apple' company r kon 
mobile kinte pereche, ke kon gaari ta 
kinte pereche, ei niye reshareshi kore, 
maanush aaj hoyeche kato NIRBODH.
'Saamajik Marjyada' r pechone 
noy, barong sekhanei doure jaan, 
jeikhaane apnaar hriday niye jete 
chaaye ebong paaye SHAANTI;
takhan dekhben praan khule haaste 
paarchen, sundar prakriti r maajhe, 
pocket e beshi taaka naa thakleo, aapni 
ekdom sustho, shorir e neyi kono KLAANTI."- Arindam Sain

KHAOWA DAAOWA KORE JANAGAN KE HADDI DEKHACCHE, OTHOCHO DURNITIGRASTO NETA DER PET E DHUKE GACHE KABAAB !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kendra jatobaar 
ee daaye TAAKA; 
DA debaar belaa e naaki, 
rajkosh hoy jaaye FNAAKA. 
Othocho 'Pradhan Mantri Awas Yojana' 
e, kato garib lok er ghar hoyna TOIRI; 
tahole Kendra r taaka gulo, 
galo kothay MAAIRI.'

BABOOL: 'Ghar bhenge porle, jodi 
Kendra ee nebe sab DWAAITWA; 
tahole aar rajya sarkar taa 
thakbaar, ki roilo GURUTWA ?
Kendra teh jodi 
Congress er sarkar o thakto, 
taara o chaai toh taaka r HISAAB;
Khaowa daaowa kore janagan ke haddi 

dekhacche, othocho durnitigrasto 

neta der pet e dhuke gache KABAAB.'

BABLA: 'Noishabhoj e giye, 
besh bhalo ee hoyeche kutnoitik 
chukti, sejechilo 'Bheegi BILLI'; 
aar jeyi boleche ei December 2023 
e, bokeya taaka dhukbe, omni naatak 
korbaar jonno, 'Chalo DILLI.''

BALA: 'Emni emni toh aar Kendra 
koreni proti ta bank account er saathe 
Aadhaar Card er SANGJUKTIKARAN; 
je byata jeevan e kodaal dhoreni, taar 
bank account e o 100 din er kaaj er 
taaka dhukto, eta o ekta baro KAARAN.'"- Arindam Sain