KHARAB HO GAYA HAIN WAHAAN KA SANSKRITI; HAR CHEEZ MEIN HOTI HAIN GHATIYA RAJNEETI !!!

"HIRALAL: 'Bangaal mein woh 
jagah ka naam hain PURULIA; 
jahaan Hindu dharm ke sadhu sant o 
ko peeta gaya aur kapda bhi khol LIYA.'

PANNALAL: 'Bhagva rang se itna 
darr ta kyon hain yeh log, kharab 
ho gaya hain wahaan ka SANSKRITI; 
wahaan toh koi kaam milta nahi, doosre 
rajya mein kaam karne jaate hain yeh log, 
har cheez mein hoti hain ghatiya RAJNEETI.'

CHUNILAL: 'Lekin Bangaal Police 
ne ish baar sahi mein kiya 
hain accha KAAM; 
kuch lucchey lafangey ke 
liye Bangaal ka sanskriti 
ho raha hain BADNAAM.'

MOTILAL: 'Bangaal sarkar 
ko bahut laabh hoti hain 
har saal, yeh Ganga Sagar 
mela ke KAARAN;
par kya aagle saal se, Ganga Sagar 
mein nahane ke liye sadhu log 
aayenge, agar rakhoge 'Palghar 
Kaand' jaise UDAHARAN.'"- Arindam Sain

THIK HOLO ACHAMKA, JE EBAAR AAMRA CHORUIBHAATI KORTE, JAABO DUMKA !!!

"Indian Bank, Noapara shakha e, eto 
kaaj er moddhe, thik holo ACHAMKA; 
je ebaar aamra choruibhaati 
korte, jaabo DUMKA.
Jharkhand rajya ke 'Prakriti Maa' 
sundar kore saajiyechen DHELE; 
ei rajya teh ghorbaar sujog keyu 
chharena, ekbar sujog PELE.
12.01.2024 er din taa ke kano 'Yuva 
Diwas' bola hoy, seta jaane SABAAI; 
jehetu taana aaro 2 din chuti, taai ei 
din ei aamra choruibhaati korte JAAI. 
Swami Vivekananda r jamodin e, 
paarod o besh komlo BOIKI;
kuasha e bhora sakaal e, gaari o chollo 
dheere dheere, nilo na kono JNHUKI. 
Rampurhat jaabar samay, raasta r 
ashepashe r sorshe khet periye, tarpor
NH 114A dhore chutlo amader GAARI; 
Shikaripara r thik aageyi holo 'Sain 
Kripa Line Hotel', khide peyechilo, taai 
sabai khete boslaam TARATARI. 
Besh tripti korei khelum aamra 

Jharkhand er knhaati goru r 

doodh er tairi paneer er tarkari 

aar garam garam RUTI;

doodh chaa o besh suswaadu laaglo, 
khaatia gulo e bose, sabaar mon e 
hocchilo, ekhanei hok choruibhaati, 
aar korte hobena CHUTOCHUTI.
Pattabari teh ese, Dumka 
jabaar raasta na dhore, barong 
baam dike Siuri jabaar 
raasta taa DHORUN; 
tarpor Chakalta more hoye dhuke 
jaan daan dike r raasta e, er por 
kintu raasta r dui paash er praakritik 
drisya satyi ee DAARUN.
Jekhane aamra choruibhaati 
korlum, seta kintu Massanjore 
Dam er thik ulto dik e, ei 
jaayega r naam BASKICHAK;
dur e dekha jacche katogulo 
choto pahaar, aar Trikut pahaar 
theke beriye aasa ei Mayurakshi 
nadi r jwal o korche besh CHAKCHAK. 
Jharkhand er sab theke shikkito gram, 

Makrampur er lokeder jonnyo satyi ee ekta 
bhalo kaaj kore dekhiyechen Jharkhand 
er mukhyamantri Hemant SOREN;
30.10.2023 e, 198 koti taaka r ei 
2.34 kilometre lamba setu, jeta 
Makrampur ke Kumrabad er saathe 
jhurche, seyi setu r udbhodon uni KOREN. 
Pratham er dikey, ei setu r naam 
deowa hoyechilo 'Shibu Soren SETU';
kintu pore hoye galo 'Selfie Bridge', prochur 
lokjon ekhane ese selfie toley JEHETU.
Baskichak e kintu ache nouka, 
kortei paaren 'NOUKAVIHAAR'; 
ekhane surjyaasto taa eto sundor, je 
ghurte aaste icche korbe ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

A POOR GIRL BECOMES RICH AFTER A MATRIMONY; BY FILING A FAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CASE AND GETTING DIVORCE ALIMONY !!!

"JUDGE: 'A poor girl becomes 
rich after a MATRIMONY; 
by filing a fake domestic violence 
case and getting divorce ALIMONY.'

LAWYER: 'As the divorce cases 
have increased, lawyers like 
us, are earning a LOT;
look at the numbers, really, 
so many divorce cases in 
all the courts we have GOT.
After so many amendments, 
adultery is no longer a CRIME; 
so a married woman can stay with 
her boyfriend, to enjoy quality TIME.'

JUDGE: 'Some laws must be amended 
as for the non working women, filing 
a fake DV case and looting money from 
her ex-husband is a lucrative BUSINESS;
the laws under the Hindu Marriage Act 

is absolutely bogus and obsolete, why 

make the lawyers rich, by intentionally 

delaying the divorce PROCESS.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR CAB APP HAS SO MANY COMPETITORS IN THE MARKET, IN THIS COMPETITION, YOU ARE A MISFIT !!!

"CAB DRIVER: 'Take a walk to the 
main road, I cannot go to your 
point of LOCATION; 
if you have difficulty in 
walking, then you can cancel 
the ride without any HESITATION.'

PASSENGER: 'Why should I cancel 
the ride to give the cancellation
fee, better you cancel IT; 
your cab app has so many 
competitors in the market, in this 
competition, you are a MISFIT.'

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CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE: 'We have 
observed that for the past 3 months, 
and even in this festive SEASON, 
you have not booked 
any cab from our app, 
what is the REASON ?'

PASSENGER: 'We don't book any cab 
from that app where the drivers behave 
as if they are offering a free ride to US;
we are paying for the ride, so, we surely 
want the ease or comfort, very little things 
in customer service, you must FOCUS.'

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CAB DRIVER: 'Why have you deducted 
200 rupees extra for my two rides TODAY;
such cab apps are looting we 
such poor drivers, I must SAY.'

CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE: 'You 
are under our radar based 
on an ESCALATION;
we have tracked that in two rides, 
you have not reached the point 
of the passenger's LOCATION.
So, 40 rupees each has been 
refunded back to the respective 
passenger's WALLET;
and 120 rupees, we have fined you for such 
a nuisance, we can cancel the agreement 
with you anytime, you must not FORGET.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGLA ABHIDHAAN E TOH EROKOM KONO SHABDO NEI, BARONG URDU TEH BOLE, 'INSAAF' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangla abhidhaan e 
toh erokom kono shabdo nei, 
barong Urdu teh bole 'INSAAF'; 
era 'Bichaar' baa 'Nyay'' sabha korle, tobu 
Bangaali ra khushi hoto, emni emni ki aar
Paschimbanga theke hoye gache SAAF.'

BABOOL: 'Jadavpur University 
teh je chele ta maara galo, 
kothay holo taar BICHAAR;
'Sainbari hatyakaando' te o, Nirupam Sen 
er kono shaasti holona, maanush bholeni 
seyi 34 bachor er baampanthi ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Arrey se ekta mota lok khaali 
Bangla bhasha niye kore khub UTPAAT;
koi aajker ei 'Insaaf' shabdo niye kono 
andolan neyi dekhchi, ekdum KUPOKAAT.'

BALA: 'Jaara China r katha e otha 
bosa korto, taader moddhe hotath 
jege utheche DESHATTWOBODH; 
tobu toh taara Bajrangbali r pujo kore, 
Maa Tara r pujo kore, kintu egulo toh 
naastik, maanush aar neyi NIRBODH.'"- Arindam Sain

'BALU' AAR 'KESTO' R PROTI KANO ETO PREETI; 'DAKU' DHORA PORLEI BAA KANO ETO BHEETI !!!

"Aar je banano gyalo na BOKA; 
kaaron eta 'SSKM' noy, eta 'ESI JOKA'. 
Eto durniti koreche, je ekta 
anchalik dal er neta netri der 
mukh e poreche CHUNKAALI;
ekta chor ke bnachacche grambaasi 
raa, ekta nirlajjo chor e der elaaka 
bote, oi 'SANDESHKHAALI'.
'ESI Joka' teh niye jetei, besh 
katha koilo Kalighat er KAKU;
eto ee jodi saut neta, tahole bhoy lukiye 
beracche kano sandeshkhaali r DAKU.
Bangabhoomi r Rajyapal er bhumika 
niye o uthche onek PRASHNO;
paristhiti niyantran er baaire chole jacche, 
ekhano kiser eto jiggasa r CHINNO.
Je durnitigrasto anchalik dal 
garib maanush er taaka loot 
kore, Dubai teh kore PACHAAR;
seyi dal chaakri dite paarena, DA 
dite paarena, eta o toh ek dharan 
er nongra rajneeti aar ATYACHAAR.
'Balu' aar 'Kesto' r proti kano eto PREETI;
'Daku' dhora porlei baa kano eto BHEETI.
'Bheetu Bangaali' der samasya eikhanei, je 
eder maanosikota chirokaal ee knaakra 
aar kangaali der mato, aar era chor, 
daaku der ee beshi BHALOBASHE;
tarpor jakhan peeth jaaye deowaal e theke, 
durniti aar protarona r shikaar hoye, takhan 
'Bagha Bangaali' der kaache chaaye sahajya, 
eisab dekhe, oporwala o HAASE."- Arindam Sain

IT IS BETTER TO EAT CHAPATTIS OF WHEAT OR BAJRA AND DO YOGA EXERCISE DAILY, THIS IS MY LITTLE ADVICE !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Both your blood pressure 
and blood sugar is on the RISE; 
control your taste buds, 
don't be a fool, be WISE. 
After the age of 35 years, 
everyone must control themselves 
about eating any MEAT; 
eat it only once or twice a month, 
be a vegetarian, there are so many 
types of vegetarian dishes to EAT.'

PATIENT: 'Blood pressure 
and Blood sugar keeps 
on FLUCTUATING; 
by thinking about it, there 
is no point in putting some 
restrictions on meat EATING.'

DOCTOR: 'Red meat is the 
direct cause of increasing 
blood pressure in these DAYS; 
and there is basically no valuable 
protein at all in the poultry 
chicken that we eat NOWADAYS. 
People don't listen to 
the doctors and suffer 
from heart BLOCKAGE; 
in this modern era, there is no 
guarantee, anyone can suffer from 
heart attack even in their younger AGE. 
Eat soyabean curry which almost 
tastes like meat, and try to avoid 
eating too much potato and RICE; 
it is better to eat chapattis of wheat 
or bajra and do yoga exercise 
daily, this is my little ADVICE.'"- Arindam Sain