Sunday, July 29, 2018

KI JE KHAABO, SAB EE TOH PRAAYE BHYAJAAL; KOTHAY TAAKA RAKHBO, CHATURDIKEY PRATARAK DER JAAL !!!


“'Ami ekti rastrayatto bank er Accounts Manager bolchi, 
apnaar bank account dormant hoye ache, je 6 digit er 
number apnaar mobile e SMS hisebe gachey, 
setaa amaye bolun,' bolley ek PRATARAK.
'Se ki ! Accha ! Taah, amar account jodi dormant hoyeyi thaake, 
thaak na, apnaar ei byapar e eto matha byatha kiser ? Tumi je 
school e porecho bhai, ami sei school er Headmaster 
chilam,' bollen oi rastrayatto bank er ekjon GRAHAK.
Erokom aro katorakam er, kato kaayedabaaji kore, kato 
uro phone aasbe, saabdhan THAAKUN.
Bank er konorokom er samasya phone er madhyam e 
samadhaan korte jaaben na, sab banking tathya gopan RAAKHUN.
Pratarak bolle, 'Hello ! Ami Champa bolchi, 
MasterCard aar VISA r Central Headquarter theke. 
Apnaar ATM Card taa kono ekti 
bisesh kaaron e deactivate hoye gache, oti activate korte gele, 
je One Time Password (OTP) apnaar mobile e gache, 
seti amaake bolun daya KOREY'.
Dustu ebong chalaak grahak bollen, 'Ami bhool kore kono ekta 
online shopping er website e amar ATM Card er number taa save 
kore rekhechi, aar CVV jehetu 3 digit er hoy, tomader permutation 
aar combination click kore gache, taai transaction successful koraar 
jonne, OTP chaaicho taaito ! Tomaar ei nyakakonthi chaalbaazi ami 
dhorey felechi goh Champa, taai aar phone kore jwaaliyo naa MOREY'.
Jakhan ee kono online transaction sesh korben, 
taar poreyi kintu muchey felun taar samasta ITIHAAS.
Bharat er mato desh e, ekhano tathyaprajukti hoyni otota unnato, jodi 
o keu Cyber Crime korle, hobe jorimaana, hoteyo paare HAAZATBAAS.
E toh galo 
taaka r KATHA; 
odikey, 5 -star restaurant e kheye 
hoyeche bujhi ambal baa pet BYATHA !
Restaurant e Mutton biriyani kheye, apnaara alochona koren 
je golaap jol taa bodhoy beshi diyeche, taai uthchey eto DHEKUR.
Kintu jetaake rewazi mutton hisebe cheteputey kheyechen, setaa 
hoyto chilo asoley oi bhaagaar e morey porey thaka kono KUKUR.
Chekhni jaal e otha oi desi kucho chingri, morla maach o aaro 
choto choto maach kheye shorir ke asol pusti DIN.
Bhabchen bujhi thatta korchi, kintu kichu koraar nei dada, 
Andhra theke aasa oi maach e paowa gache FORMALIN.
Ki peyaara, ki begoon, injection er daulat e, 
sab ee uthche fuley FEPEY.
Baazar e, oi poultry theke aasa murgi r pet e toh jol 
jomey ache, ki aar hobe baarbaar bathkhaara diye MEPEY !
Eto daam nicche, tobu bangaali r oitihyomoy 
rasogolla e mesaaye era chaal er GURO.
Ki paneer, ki ghee, kono taai noy shuddha, chaana aar se chaana 
nei, taai misti khaowa bandho ee kore diyeche sekaal er buri o BURO.
Ki je khaabo, sab ee toh praaye BHYAJAAL.
Kothay taaka rakhbo, chaturdikey pratarak der JAAL.”- Arindam Sain

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