START IGNORING ' TOLAABAAJ', 'MAATAAL', 'CHEATINGBAAJ', OF BANGABHOOMI STATE, BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO LATE !!!

"In Bangabhoomi, why there are 
so many incidents of 
so many bridge COLLAPSES ? 
Oh ! Maybe in the processing of 
tenders for repairing the bridges, 
there are lots of LAPSES ! 
If you have made 
some illegal CONSTRUCTION, 
don't worry, you will not 
face any legal ACTION, 
if you pay some money to the 
local Municipal CORPORATION. 
Who told you 
that in the health 
sector of Bangabhoomi, there is 
too much EXPENSE ! 
Oh ! maybe the administration 
departments and the Medical units 
in Vellore are more systematic 
and having more EXPERIENCE ! 
Who told you that the state 
government employees are underpaid 
and teachers are recruited through 
School Service Commission once or 
twice in a 5 years TERM ! 
The maximum revenues are earned 
in Bangabhoomi by selling alcohols, so 
even if you don't get any job, get a 
trade license to open a liquor shop 
and sell whisky, vodka and RUM. 
Oho ! You need to understand that 
there is not enough money in the 
treasury of Bangabhoomi, that's why, 
this state is taking so much loans from 
the World Bank, but, still, the state 
government employees are so 
demanding and GREEDY. 
Start thinking about 
the poor people 
who don't have any fixed income per 
month, that's why, so much money is 
given out in several social schemes, 
clubs, puja committees as 
an amount of SUBSIDY. 
Whenever a person plans to 
construct any 
house or apartments 
or construction PROJECT, 
it is one of his responsibilities in 
Bangabhoomi to give monetary 
satisfaction to the local promoter 
and his SYNDICATE. 
So what, if you have got 
good marks in the Higher 
Secondary Exam and 
even if you 
are a good STUDENT !
To get enrolled in any department of 
any college in Bangabhoomi, you have 
to pay some extra money to some 
hooligans who claim themselves 
as 'College Admission AGENT.'   
Mosquitoes always bite and if anyone 
dies in dengue, the media channels 
start alleging about the callous attitude 
of the Municipal Corporation and 
makes it a HYPE. 
Many people of Bangabhoomi 
always keep their 
living environment 
untidy and unhygienic and are 
not of cooperative TYPE. 
Start ignoring 'Tolaabaaj', 'Maataal', 
'Cheatingbaaj', of Bangabhoomi STATE, 
before it becomes 
too LATE."- Arindam Sain