JOY SURJYODEB ER JOY; OTIRIKTO BIDYUT BILL AAR NOY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Joy Surjyodeb er JOY;
otirikto bidyut bill aar NOY.
'www.pmsuryaghar.gov.in' website 
e darkhaasto kore, baari r chhad 
e lagiye fellum Solar PANEL;
proti maash e, praaye 300 unit 
bidyut er supply paabo binamulye, 
dekho dekhini prakriti r KHEL.'

BABOOL: 'Ei 'Pradhan Mantri 
Surya Ghar Muft Bill Yojana' 
ta kintu besh BHALO; 
subsidy o paaowa jaabe bhalo 
ee, aar Solar bidyut ei cholbe 
pakha aar jwolbe AALO.'

BABLA: 'Oi 'Haines 2 Solar Cooker 
aar Dutch Oven' e kintu bhalo ee hoy 
ranna, surjya r aalo r TAAPE;
Bharat Sarkar er uchit eirakam 'Solar Cooker' 
o subsidy teh deowa, kaaron LPG niye o, 

madhyabitto raa bhalo ee ache CHAAPE.'

BALA: 'Amader baari r chhad er 
Solar Panel e dhore naao je, 300 
unit bidyut utpanno HOLO; 
aamra maatro 200 unit khorcha korlum, oi 
otirikto 100 unit bidyut company r kache 
ferot jaabe, ki daarun byapar BALO.
Amar ghar er bidyut bill o bnaachlo, otirikto 
bidyut sarkar o pelo, ebong sarkar je amar 
theke kinlo, ami paabo sei bidyut er o DAAM;
je bidyut sarkar kine nebe, segulo sarkari 
electric bus gulo e deowa hobe, satyi ee 

Surjyodeb ke janai sato koti PRANAAM.'"- Arindam Sain

JAAK KICHU GHANTA R JONNO CHUTI, KORCHI BESH AARAM !!!

"Majhemoddhe kora bhalo UPOSH;
ete neyi kintu kono DOSH.
Pakasthali, Jakrita ebong 
Brikka paaye boiki BISHRAM; 
taara o bole othe, 'jaak kichu ghanta 
r jonno chuti, korchi besh AARAM.'
Jwal kom khaowaa r JONNO; 
oneker ee hoye KOSTHOKAATHINYA.
Aajkal khete bhule jacchi 
aamra chhatu, pepe aar BHUSHI; 
pratidin sakaal e pet pariskar howa khub 
jaroori, jodi mon ke rakhte hoy KHUSHI.
Jwal kom khaowaa taa o kintu paathar 
jome jabaar ekta onyotomo KAARAN;
roj ontoto paanch litre jwal paan korte 
ki asubidha, keyu toh koreni BAARAN.
Khaowa daaowa r por ee, 
songe songe ghumiye na 
pore, kichukkhon thakun JEGE;
protidin ontoto ek kilometre path
hnaatun, kintu seyi hnaata taa 
jano hoy ektu druto BEGE."- Arindam Sain

BHEEJE GHAASH ER SUBAAS, JHIJHI POKA R DAAK, AAR JONAKI R MITIMITI AALO, E JANO EK APARUP SRISTI !!!

"Saradin dhore aaj bristi 
porche taapur TUPUR;
bhaath ghum dicche gota 
graam, ekhan je DUPUR.
Ektu bela goralei, amader 
gram er school er maath e 
khela hobe FOOTBALL;
maath bolle bhool bola hobe, 
ei bristi teh doba hoye gache, 
maath e thoi thoi korche JWAL.
Jaara byata maath shukno 
thaakle o football khelte NAAMENA, 
taara o neme pore boiki, aajke toh 
dekhchi jhiri jhiri bristi o THAAMENA.
Khela sesh e, sabai jhaap diye pore 
galo pukur e, asole ghaat e je syaola SIRI;
ghaat er dhaar e, chaata niye bose ache 
'Thandi' buri, mon er sukh e, taanche BIRI.
Pukur er jwal e doob maarte maarte 
thik holo, je aaj raat er bela e, club e 
feast hobe, khaowa hobe KHICHURI;
'tora sab kochi sona naati aamar, amake 
ek thaala khete dis baba ra', korun konthe 
bolle amader graam er 'Thandi' BURI.
Raat e jakhan 'Thandi' buri o aamra 
khacchi khicuri, kichukkhon 
er jonno themeche BRISTI;
bheeje ghaash er subaas, jhijhi 
poka r daak, aar jonaki r mitimiti 
aalo, e jano ek aparup SRISTI."- Arindam Sain

EKE BOLE GHUR PATH E 'CUT MONEY' !!!

"Onek kheyecho chop aar CHAA;
ebar tulte hobe vote er KHARCHA.
Footpath theke hatao HAWKER;
baariye daao aaro BEKAAR.
Ekdom buldozer chaliye tule 
daao sab footpath er BAZAAR;
abar boste debe jodi ora proti 
matha pichu daye kuri HAZAAR.
Eke bole ghur path e 'Cut MONEY';
chupchap diye debe, seta o JAANI.
Bidyut bill jeh dekhchi 
baarche ANABARATO;
sabji bazaar e giye jigges korte laage 
bhoy, je, 'ek kilo aloo r daam KATO' ?
Ghar er chele gulo 
more ANAHAAR E; 
othocho baire r cheleder 
proti ki darad, AHA RE."- Arindam Sain

AFGHANISTAN ER BAAROTA BAJIYECHE; EBAAR BANGLADESH KE DHORECHE !!!

"Jinnapanthi maanei gaddar er JAAT;
Mir Zafar o bodhoy chilo ekta JAMAAT.
Afghanistan er baaro ta BAAJIYECHE; 
ebaar Bangladesh ke DHORECHE.
Nawab Sirajuddoula r mato ee 
kintu larai kore jacche Sekh HASINA;
aar edike kichu Communist gulo je 
kano China r dalaali korche JAANINA.
Communist raa jakhan holo shunyo, 
takhan ee pratham baar Alimuddin 
street e holo jaatiyo pataaka UTTALON;
ei sab Karl Marx, Lenin, kothakar kon 
Haridas Pal, barong oder theke Bhagat 
Singh koreche onek beshi ANDOLON.
Jodi Bangladesh er 
Sekh Hasina r sarkar kono 
kaaron e hoye jaaye BYARTHO;
tahole China kine nebe 
Bangladesh, jehetu oi jongi 
gosthi ke diyeche onek ARTHO. 
China aar Pakistan er 
madat ei eto naachanachi 
korche oi jongi GOSTHI;
Bharatiya Sena jakhan dhukbe teen 
dik diye, aatankbaad kora bhule jaabe 
oi Jamaat er choddo GUSTHI.
Aar ei Paschimbanga r Communist 
Bangaali Hindu buddhijeebi gulo der 
kache ekta ee anurodh, apnaara hoy 
China baa Pakistan e giye THAKUN;
kaaron apnader theke dher bhalo ekhaan 
kaar aadi bangaali musalman raa jaara 
Bharat Maata ke pujo kore ebong korena 
kono ganatantrik adhikaar ke KHOON."- Arindam Sain

BIRODHI DAL HISEBE, MAANUSH ER KANTHASWAR HOYE UTHTE PAARENI EKHANO, KHELA E TOH THAKBEI HAAR JEET !!!

"BABLOO: 'Baam Front er mato ee abostha 
ekhan Banga BJP r, keyu Dilip panthi, keyu 
Sukanta panthi, keyu Suvendu PANTHI;
Baam Front e jamon chilo 
RSP, Forward Bloc, SUCI ebong 
aaro onek rakam er BAAMPANTHI.'

BABOOL: 'Thik ache, sankhyalaghu raa 
shashak dal ke vote beshi diyeche, 
seta asantosh er ekta KAARAN;
kintu kono sankhyalaghu purush ba mahila 
jodi BJP korte chaaye sweccha e, taake 
tumi kono mat ei korte paarona BAARAN.'

BABLA: 'Eisab kono byapar na, byapar ta 
holo, ekbaar ei ghar e, ek baar oi ghar e, 
tahole maanush kano korbe BISWAAS; 
tarpor je neta ba netri jekhane shaktishali, 
sekhane taake larhte deowaa holo na, ota 
toh ek katha e 'saanghatanik SARBANASH'.'

BALA: 'Majhemoddhe match haara uchit 
boiki, noile je bojhena, je kon kheloyaar 
ke kothay kaaj e laagano UCHIT; 
birodhi dal hisebe, maanush er pratibaadi 
kanthaswar hoye uthte paareni ekhano, 
khela e toh thakbei haar JEET.'"- Arindam Sain

HINDU MADHYABITTO BANGAALI RA KHAABE KI; GUJARAT ER 'DHOKLA' BAA BIHAR ER 'LITTI' NAAKI !!!

"Hindu madhyabitto 
Bangaali ra khaabe KI;
Gujarat er 'Dhokla' baa 
Bihar er 'Litti' NAAKI.
Chakri neyi, 
shilpo nei, othocho 
ache TOLABAAJI;
aloo r daam o bereche, chop 
shilpo o maar khacche, 
daami hoye gache PIYAAJI.
Police shonena Police 
Mantri r KATHA;
othocho onyo rajye ki hocche, 
seyi niye eder maatha BYTHA.
Orre, jaara toder ke vote diye 
jetaalo, taader ke toh dyakh AAGE; 
tarpor jaa talibani atyachaar, garib 
Bangaali gulo bhoy bhoy raat JAAGE.
'Lakkhi Bhandar' er juju 
dekhiye sab samay 
jaabe naa JETA;
graam er Bangaali Hindu der 
jedin chokh khulbe, ora kintu
bhule jaabe, ke netri baa NETA.
Pradhan Mantri 
hobaar swapno na 
dekha ee BHAALO; 
barong bhalo mukhyamantri 
hobaar chesta koruk, andhokaar 
ghuchiye, aanuk unnayan er AALO.
Ahetuk atyachaar 
aar beaayini tolabaaji 
hok ebaar BANDHO; 
noile bechaara Police constable 
gulo maar khacche, sadharan 
maanush toh noy aar ANDHO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA CHAMPIONS LIFTED THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEGENDS CUP 2024 ON 13.07.2024 !!!

"Anureet Singh gave 
them the first BLOW; 
in any case, the start by 
Pakistan was SLOW.
The most economical bowler 
was Irfan PATHAN; 
who even bowled 
out Younis KHAN.
Shoaib Malik did the damage 
control and tried hard to FIX; 
but Anureet's spell of 43/3 
restricted Pakistan to 156.
Aamer took two early wickets 
to make the final match 
interesting at EDGBASTON; 
Ambati Rayudu was just rocking
the show, as in just 30 balls, 
he scored half a TON.
Gurkeerat also 
supported WELL;
Yusuf scored a speedy 30, 
and after that, his wicket FELL.
India lifted the World Championship 
of Legends Cup 2024 under the 
captaincy of Yuvraj SINGH; 
as on 13.07.2024, they defeated 
Pakistan by 5 wickets by roaring 
like any 'Lion KING'."- Arindam Sain

KI AAR KORA JAABE, TOMADER JAA CHAAKRI, EK PRAKAAR HOYEI GACHO JAJABAR !!!

"MURALI: 'Ei je Madhavi madam, 
jehetu aapni onek raat e GHUMON; 
taai ektu kore 
fellam PHONE.'

MADHAVI: 'Ki muskil, maa baba 
royeche ekdum paash er GHARE; 
eto raat e, keyu 
konodin phone KARE. 
Eto raat obdi jege, 
korcho taa ki SUNI; 
kaal naa office ache tomaar, 
ghumiye paro EKKHUNI.'

MURALI: 'Ektu jhoro haowa boiteyi, 
ekhaane bidyut gache CHOLE; 
gheme o jacchi, haath paakha e ki 
aar hoye, gaa jano jacche JWOLE. 
Tobe jaanala diye 
taakhiye dekhchi 
andhokaar er ROOP; 
masha gulo besh majaa peyeche, jano 
madh kheye maataal hoyeche, jehetu 
jwaliyechi kacchap maarka DHOOP. 
Bujhtei toh paarcho jeh ei mafaswal 
elaaka e baari bhara niye THAAKI; 
besh upobhog korchi jhijhi pokaa r daak 
aar dekhte pacchi ekta duto JONAAKI.'

MADHAVI: 'Ki aar kora jaabe, 
tomader jaa chaakri, ek prakaar 
hoyeyi gacho JAJABAR; 
kapaal e taar dukkho 
ache boiki, jaar 
hobe tumi BAR. 
Jaano, baari theke bolche, 
rajya sarkari kono school 
teacher ke biye kore NITE; 
sedin bollam je chalo, oi kali mandir er 
saamne giye biye kore feli, kaauke sakkhi 
rekhe naa hoy sindur taa poriye DITE.'

MURALI: 'Haan, tarpor 
ami ekta bumper 
case khaai aar KI; 
ekhan registry na korle, biye taa ke 
boidho maanche na kono court, 
eta biye r byapar, noy kono EARKI. 
Baari theke bolche jakhan, deri 
kiser, kono ek school teacher 
ke poriyei daao biye r MALA; 
aami o ebaar onyo meye dekhi, 
abaar notun kore seyi meye r 
sathe korte hobe PREMLEELA.'

MADHAVI: 'Tumi kato onyo meye khujbe 
amaar jaana ache, tomake toh ami CHINI;
onek raat holo, ebaar 
ghumoyo DEKHINI.'"- Arindam Sain

BAJRANG-BAHADUR !!!

"BAJRANG: 'You are 
really a very calm 
dog, I must SAY; 
I have watched you staring 
towards the sea waves for 
one hour or so, EVERYDAY.'

BAHADUR: 'Then, as a monkey, 
you must be very CARING; 
as you keep an eye on me, 
whenever I kept on STARING. 
I loved my lonely master, but, a week 
back, he got drowned in the sea waters 
as he was drunk, it was too TRAGIC;
I know he will never come back, 
but, still, I stare at the sea waters 
and become NOSTALGIC.'

BAJRANG: 'Well, your 
master was your family, 
you lost him last WEEK; 
due to a severe cyclone last 
month, I lost my parents, but, 
still, I am not mentally WEAK.'

BAHADUR: 'No one can win against 
'Mother Nature' and we all have to live , 
with what we have in our DESTINY;
not only of humans, even our life 
is very thrilling and interesting, 
as this world is not so TINY.'

BAJRANG: 'Nice to meet you, and 
as that tea seller boy calls you as 
'Bahadur', I know it is your NAME;
I am 'Bajrang', I stay in those trees of the 
nearby jungle beside this sea beach, I 
am very optimistic as life is a GAME.'"- Arindam Sain

IF YOU ARE AN IRON, I DO FEAR !!!

"If you are an iron, I do FEAR,
please don't come too NEAR;
as I am a MAGNET, 
of this beautiful PLANET.
Sometimes too much ATTRACTION; 
can be a DISTRACTION;
but, still, the heart doesn't CARE; 
always ready to DARE.
I am not always romantic 
to sing the popular 
song, 'Here I AM'; 
the globalised world is too 
competitive, so, in many a cases, 
I become like the 'Serious SAM'.
As you get old, 
there may be RUST; 
and I may have 
a coating of DUST.
Even after that too, we will 
attract each other, maybe, 
with lesser INTENSITY; 
this attraction is known as love and it 
never fades out, rather within our hearts, 

remains the 'romantic DENSITY'."- Arindam Sain

THE BOAT CAN ANCHOR IN ANY SEASHORE; AS THE BOATMAN LOVES THE WORD, 'EXPLORE' !!!

"The boat can anchor 
in any SEASHORE;
as the boatman loves 
the word, 'EXPLORE'.
So beautiful is 
this 'Earth' PLANET;
it is a 'Global Village' in 
this age of the INTERNET.
Enjoy life today as if 
there is no TOMORROW;
row the boat there, where your heart 
takes you, there will be no SORROW.
While lying on the boat, when 
you enjoy the beauty of the 
stars in the sky in the NIGHT;
you forget completely what 
you got and what awaits in life, 
what is wrong, what is RIGHT.
When sunrays fall and reflect 
through the river water, that 
beauty is just AWESOME;
and the cool breeze touches 
your body and whispers in 
your ears, 'you are WELCOME'.
Sometimes upstream, 
sometimes DOWNSTREAM; 
the boat still sails on and on, because, a 
human heart always know, how to DREAM.
No idea, how big 
is this UNIVERSE;
no idea, when the 
situation will be ADVERSE;
the boat can 
capsize, there can 
be any SURPRISE;
the clouds are colourful even during 
sunset, but, your mind tend to respect and
cherish, only the beauty of the SUNRISE.
A river teaches you that in life, there 
is both low tide and high TIDE;
never stop sailing, the 'Mother 
Nature' is always there to GUIDE."- Arindam Sain

'LIVE IN' IS ALSO A ROMANTIC PARTNERSHIP !!!

 "ANAMIKA: 'Why should I fear, 
'True Love' is not a CRIME; 
so, open up fully and we must
enjoy our romantic TIME. 
Forget about that 

bloody dark PAST;
love towards 

money never LAST.

She didn't love 

you, she loved 

only your social 

status and MONEY; 

get rid of that bitch by throwing 

some money on her witchy face, in 

front of the bribed and corrupted 

judge and then be my HONEY.'

ANANTA: 'But, you are 
an unmarried girl, 
so, don't SACRIFICE; 
people will pass comments, if 
you marry a divorcee, so stay 
away from me, that's my ADVICE.
You will get a much better 
person than me in your LIFE; 
marry any good unmarried 
person and be his sweet WIFE.'

ANAMIKA: 'Assume that you 

are a good driver, but, the driver 

of another car caused a 

collision with your CAR;

people will criticize you that you are 

a bad driver, you will start running 

away out of shame, but for how 

many days, and how FAR. 

Yes, I am unmarried, but, for 

2 years, in my place of job posting, 

with my ex-boyfriend, I was in 

a 'live in' RELATIONSHIP; 
so after the breakup, maybe 

not legally, but, I am also a 

divorcee, as 'live in' is also 

a romantic PARTNERSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

AJEEB HAIN YEH NASHA !!!

"Kahi koi saazish toh nahi, mere liye khol 
joh diye ho tum apni dil ka DARWAZA;
yun hi itni aasani se kyon haar maan jaaye 
tum se, kyon baane tumhre dil ka RAZA.
Tumhre dimag ne phir bhi  
kahi hogi, 'ruk toh ZAARA'; 
par tumhre dil ne boli, 'ishq hain 
toh hain, bahene doh nadi ki TARAH'.
Har subah baith thi ho apni ghar 
ke balcony mein, haathon mein le 
ke ek chaa e ka PEYAALA;
doosre taraf ke ghar mein hain hum, 
nazar aa hee jaati ho tum, jab bhi hum ne 
neend se uth kar, ghar ka khidki KHOLA.
Har din hum ko dekh ke, pata nahi 
kyon tumhre chehre pe ek meethi si 
muskurahat aati hain HAMESHA;
wahi sundar si pyaari muskurahat kheechti 
hain hum ko, har subah jaldi uth ke, khol 
dete hain khidki, ajeeb hain yeh NASHA."- Arindam Sain

THAT TEAM HAS WON, IN WHICH, ALL THE PLAYERS HAD THE 'NERVE OF STEEL' !!!

"The ICC T20 World 
Cup of 2024 is OVER; 
but for that great victory by the Indian 
cricket team, there is still HANGOVER.
In the USA, the popularity of 
Cricket is not so LESS;
few years down the line, the 'Cricket' will 
beat 'Base Ball' in terms of BUSINESS.
In 2023, when India lost the T-50 World 
Cup, the entire team felt so DISAPPOINTED; 
that triggered the desire to become more 

desperate to achieve what they WANTED.
Just like Shami made a comeback, Hardik 
also did it too, to silence all his CRITICS;
Rohit believed that to get success, 
there is no shortcut or TRICKS.
One must appreciate that 
even small things do 
make a great IMPACT; 
the jumping catch by Axar against Australia 
and the catch by Suryakumar against South 
Africa will always be remembered IN FACT.
'We will make a comeback and win', that 
should be the mentality of a champion
team and they should always FEEL;
in 2007 and in 2024, in ICC T20 World Cup 
final matches, that team has won, in which 
all the players had the 'nerve of STEEL'."- Arindam Sain