JAAGRATO O SHAKTISHAALI, MAA KAALI !!!

 JAAGRATO O SHAKTISHAALI, MAA KAALI 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Kaali Kaali, 
Jai Maa KAALI,
jaagroto o 
SHAKTISHAALI.

Adbhut je taar 
doibo SHAKTI,
Narendra chaailen
buddhi o BHAKTI.
Korte kato 
rakkhosh er DAMON,
holo Maa Kaali 
r AAGOMON.

Kaali Kaali, 
Jai Maa KAALI,
jaagroto o 
SHAKTISHAALI.

'Thaamao taare Mahadev, se je 
chaaye aaro RAKTO';
Shiv er opor paa portei, lajja e berolo  
jeev, ekhan je taar egono SHAKTO.
Swapno dekhlen Rani RASHMONI,
sthaapito holo Maa BHAVATARINI.

Kaali Kaali, 
Jai Maa KAALI,
jaagroto o 
SHAKTISHAALI.

Dekhte na paao, karo 
upolobdhi, je achen ISHWAR; 
jagat bikhyaato taai Ramkrishna 
Paramhansa ebong DAKKHINESWAR.
Dakaat raa o kore 
tomaar pujo, kore pujo 
jato ache TANTRIK; 
saadh naa ee ba mitilo, asha 
naa ee baa bhorilo, kintu tobu 
o aami habona NAASTIK.

Kaali Kaali, 
Jai Maa KAALI,
jaagroto o 
SHAKTISHAALI.

Je tomar pujo kore, sei 
bojhe tomar MAHIMAA;
Kakhano Kaali tumi, 
kakhano tumi ee SHYAMAA.
Tomar pujo te, aamra 
diyi PAATHABOLI;
tomar pujo r samay, 
aase 'Shubho DEEPABOLI'.

Kaali Kaali, 
Jai Maa KAALI,
jaagroto o 
SHAKTISHAALI."- Arindam Sain

ABHAS THEKE KISHORE !!!

ABHAS THEKE KISHORE !!!
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

"Siachen theke 
Kanyakumari r SEA SHORE,
praaye sabaai taar bhakto, 
naam taar 'KISHORE'.

Dadamoni go, O 
DADAMONI, 
apnaar choto bhai 
toh nayan er MONI.
Chotobela e knedeche khub, 
otei hoto gaan er REWAAZ, 
taai toh baro hoye, tairi holo 
kato sundar gaan er AOWAAZ.
Satyi ee amor shilpi TUMI,
gorbito ei BANGABHOOMI.

Siachen theke 
Kanyakumari r SEA SHORE,
praaye sabaai taar bhakto, 
naam taar 'KISHORE'.

Sachin Daa bollen, 'katodin K.L.Saigal 
er mato gaaibe tumi ABHAS; 
ebaar Kishore Kumar hoye otho, 
tobei toh lokjon bolbe, SABBASH.'
Seyi je surela kantho 
r jaadu holo SHURU,
Pancham Da o bole uthten, 'gaan er 
aasor ekdom jomiye diyecho GURU'.
'Shikari' cinema r maadhyam 
e 'Subho MAHURAT';
Rafi chilen taar nepathyo kanthoshilpi, 

chhayachhobi r naam chilo 'SHARARAT'.

Siachen theke 
Kanyakumari r SEA SHORE,
praaye sabaai taar bhakto, 
naam taar 'KISHORE'.

Madhya Pradesh er Khandwa 
e chilo unaader BAARI;
bikhyaato hoyechilo, 'Half Ticket', 
'Padosan' aar 'Chalti ka naam GAADI'.
Kishore Kumar bollen, 'O Salil Daa, 
Lata ji asen ni toh ki hoyeche, meye 
r gala e ami debo gaan KORIYA',
Superhit hoye galo sei 
gaan, 'Aa ke seedhi laagi 
jaise Dil pe KATARIA.'
'Kishore toh comedy actor, o 
abaar ki gaan gaaibe', eibhabe 
hoto Bollywood e TULODHANA;
bikhyaato hoye galo 'Roop Tera 
Mastana' ebong 'Mere sapno ki Rani' 
gaan, cinema r naam 'ARADHANA'.
Er por theke Kishore Kumar aar 
beshi hoten naa NAYAK; 
teeni je hoye uthechilen Bharat 
er ek number GAYAK.

Siachen theke 
Kanyakumari r SEA SHORE,
praaye sabaai taar bhakto, 
naam taar 'KISHORE'.

Bhalo maanush er hriday r sinduk e 
laagano thaakena toh TAALA;
Ruma r saathe holo bicched, probesh 
korlen hridrog e asustho MADHUBALA.
Prithibi chere chole gelen Mumtaz 
Jehan, taai Ganguly Babu r 
hriday holo abaar KHAALI;
Gourango r jonnyo nepathyo shilpi 
hoten naa Ganguly Babu, tobe ei samay 
unaar jeevan e chilen Yogita BALI.
'Tum Bin' cinema e ekta ache 
gaan, 'choti si zindagi mein, 
akele akele kyon hain JEENA',
boyesh e onek choto holeyo, 
Kishore Kumar er chaturtho bou 
hisebe jibon e elen LEENA.

Siachen theke 
Kanyakumari r SEA SHORE,
praaye sabaai taar bhakto, 
naam taar 'KISHORE'.

Sumeet er maa jodi Kishore er katha 
naa shunten, daktaar nischoi AASTO; 
sedin Chandavarkar madam er 
swaami bneche jeten HOYTO.
13 number taa bhalo 
ki kharap JANINA; 
kintu jaanen ki apnaara 
13 ee October er GHATONA.
Je taarikh e Kumudlal 
Ganguly r JANMODIN,
seyi taarikh ei Abhas 
Ganguly r MRITYUDIN.
Ekhano geye othe gaan, 'Hum hain 
do Kishore', Amit aar SUMEET,
'Amor shilpi tumi Kishore Kumar', amor 
thaakbe chirokaal tomar sab SANGEET.

Siachen theke 
Kanyakumari r SEA SHORE,
praaye sabaai taar bhakto, 
naam taar 'KISHORE'."- Arindam Sain

NABINNUTAN !!!

NABINNUTAN 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"​O Radhe, O Bhagabaan Shri Krishna,
yug e, yug e BAARBAAR,
Ei prithibi r buk e nebe tomra 
janmo hoye AVATAAR;
kakhono Nabin roop e, 
kakhono Nutan PRAAN E,
bhinno bhinno charitre prem 
baanchbe maati r TAAN E.

O Radhe, O Radhe, 
din PROTIDIN,
Krishno baasibe 
bhalo aaro SEEMAHIN;
Jekhanei jao tumi, 
pichu daak sunibey TAAR,
Mohon banshi r modhur shur, 
upekkha kore, se shaddho KAAR.

O Radhe, O Bhagabaan Shri Krishna,
yug e, yug e BAARBAAR,
Ei prithibi r buk e nebe tomra 
janmo hoye AVATAAR;
kakhono Nabin roop e, 
kakhono Nutan PRAAN E,
bhinno bhinno charitre prem 
baanchbe maati r TAAN E.

​Bhalobasha chara bolo 
jeevan er artho KI,
shottikarer prem kakhono furoyna, 
kichu ta holeyo roye jaaye BAAKI;
ghrina, hingsha, swarthoporota 
diye mele na toh KICHU; 
se tumi je ee haona kano, paap 
kaaru r chhare na PICHU.

O Radhe, O Bhagabaan Shri Krishna,
yug e, yug e BAARBAAR,
Ei prithibi r buk e nebe tomra 
janmo hoye AVATAAR;
kakhono Nabin roop e, 
kakhono Nutan PRAAN E,
bhinno bhinno charitre prem 
baanchbe maati r TAAN E.

Biraho aar milon er ei khela teh,
jhorbe chokhe r kato JWAL,
tobu o biswas er prodeep jwele,
prem paabe aaro notun BWAL;
samaaj er shato baadha periye,
prem jakhon khuje paaye PATH,
swayong Shri Krishna tokhon 
chalay, sei bhalobasha r RATH.

O Radhe, O Bhagabaan Shri Krishna,
yug e, yug e BAARBAAR,
Ei prithibi r buk e nebe tomra 
janmo hoye AVATAAR;
kakhono Nabin roop e, 
kakhono Nutan PRAAN E,
bhinno bhinno charitre prem 
baanchbe maati r TAAN E.

Nabin er chokhe aaj o lukono thaake,
Krishna r sei mayabi HAASHI,
aar Nutan er hridoy jurey baaje,
Radha r premer BAANSHI;
​Radha Krishna r ei prem 
chirosobuj o CHIRANTAN,
Biswobikkhyato ebong sarbotro pujito, 
Radha Krishna r ei pavitra BANDHAN.

O Radhe, O Bhagabaan Shri Krishna,
yug e, yug e BAARBAAR,
Ei prithibi r buk e nebe tomra 
janmo hoye AVATAAR;
kakhono Nabin roop e, 
kakhono Nutan PRAAN E,
bhinno bhinno charitre prem 
baanchbe maati r TAAN E."- Arindam Sain

PRITHIBI R BUK CHIREY, AAMRA AASI FIREY FIREY !!!

PRITHIBI R BUK CHIREY, 
AAMRA AASI FIREY FIREY !!!

Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

"Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aamra aasi firey FIREY.

Garbo bodh kori, dekhe 
nijeder PROTICHHOBI,
aamra ee dekhaai notun 
din er aadhunik CHOBI.
Oi dakho othe RAB,
chaai je BIPLAB;
taai amra kakhano KABI,
kakhano hoye uthi BIPLABI.

Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aamra aasi firey FIREY.

Kasto na korle, paaoa 
jaayena KESTO,
gyan ee sarboshaktimaan, 
gyan ee sarbo SRESTHO;
Boigganik der moddhe jodi na 
thaakto boiplobik CHETONA; 
taahole Mangal graho teh 
konodin pouchono JETONA.
Haath toh kaajei laagto naa jodi 
hoto sab aangul SAMAAN,
biplop aana jaaye, je kono bisoy teh, 
saahityo, byabsaa baa BIGGYAAN.

Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aamra aasi firey FIREY.

Swadhinata sangrami der moddhe 
jodi na thaakto boiplobik CHETONA, 
taahole Bharat konodin 
o swaadhin HOTONA;
Amader por er prajanmo 
ee holo amader desh er 
mulyobaan MOOLDHAN,
gore uthuk jaatiyotabaad, 
prithibi r darbaar e, Bharat ee 
paabe abaar sreshto AASAN.

Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aamra aasi firey FIREY."- Arindam Sain

CHHAYABAAJI R PROHORI !!!

CHHAYABAAJI R PROHORI 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Keyu bole goaar Gobindo, 
keyu bole GOYENDA;
Keyu kore proshongsha 
abaar keyu kore NINDA.

Ekhano onekei jaanena 
konta amaar aasol KAAJ;
peshadaritto r khaatir e 
nite hoy onek rakam er SAAJ.
Aajkal juddho toh noy, 
jano CHHAYABAAJI,
Mir Zafar er mato onekei 
khaaye DEEGBAAJI.
Emon noy je taka 
paisa r OBHAAB,
aasole beimaani kora ta
ee holo oder SWOBHAAB.

Keyu bole goaar Gobindo, 
keyu bole GOYENDA;
Keyu kore proshongsha 
abaar keyu kore NINDA.

Goyenda r kaaj ee holo dhore 
felaa, ke byata girgiti ebong PAAJI;
kichu ora korbaar aagei goyenda 
ra dhore fale oder KAARSAAJI.
Chandragupta Mourjyo hoyechilen 
Samrat, kaaron unaar 
saathe chilen CHAANOKYO;
Rajneeti noy, barong kootneeti r 
opor bhitti korei daariye 
thaake desh er OIKYO.
Se tumi dite o paaro abaar 
naa o dite paaro RAAJKAR; 
kintu desh er surakkha r jonyo sadaa 
jaagrato ache prochur GUPTACHAR.

Keyu bole goaar Gobindo, 
keyu bole GOYENDA;
Keyu kore proshongsha 
abaar keyu kore NINDA."- Arindam Sain

SAABDHAANE BAAIYO AAR BHATIYAALI GAAIYO !!!

SAABDHAANE BAAIYO AAR BHATIYAALI GAAIYO

Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Heiyo re heyio, saabdhaane BAAIYO;

ho ho ho, Bhaatiyaali GAAIYO.

Golaap e toh thaakbe KAATA,

jeevan jano joaar BHAATA;

maarpit jakhan hoy, ami dhori haath 

paakha, aar bou je dhore JHAATA,

otirikto maarpit hoile, bou jaaye taar 

baap er baari koira diya TATA.

Bou abaar choila aaise, maarpit 

kora je moder dujoner SWOBHAAB;

bou taa lakkhi r mato paaichi, tobe 

sangsar e moder khub OBHAAB.

Katodin oi ek belaa ee ghar 

e jwole maati r UNAAN;

khudaarto pet e akaash er taara 

guni aar gaayi bhaatiyali GAAN.

Heiyo re heyio, saabdhaane BAAIYO;

ho ho ho, Bhaatiyaali GAAIYO.

Baari r pechone r jomi teh laagaichi 

katogula sabji aar saak er GAACH;

aar nadi teh pori thaaki nouka niye, 

motamuti peye jaayi MAACH.

Ration e paai mora khub 

sasta e chaal aar GOM;

bagaan er choto choto aloo diye 

banano hoy suswaadu aloo r DOM.

Moder ekta meye aar ekta CHELE;

ora khub khusi hoy, school er mid 

day meal e bhaalo khabaar KHELE.

Bhai bon ek ee 

school ei porte JAAYE;

sarkari Bangla medium school, tobu o, 

school er maan thik rekheche BOJAAYE.

Heiyo re heyio, saabdhaane BAAIYO;

ho ho ho, Bhaatiyaali GAAIYO.

Oder maa swapno dakhe, je ora 

dujon maanush HOBE; 

tobe shikkito holei je daridro thaakbena, 

eta ee baa amar bou re ke BOJHAABE.

Tobu o jato ee hok, maanush 

toh, mon er moddhe swapno 

bnaadhe, royeche kato ASHA;

jatotuku ache taatei thaaki haasi 

khushi, taaka beshi naa thaak, kintu 

bneche thaake jano BHALOBASHA.

Heiyo re heyio, saabdhaane BAAIYO;

ho ho ho, Bhaatiyaali GAAIYO."- Arindam Sain

BAASTABER KINAARE !!!

BAASTABER KINAARE !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Jaala jaala,
jaala je sab DHAARE,
bhule gechi taai,
prem kahe KAARE;
sei dekhi chhora MAARE,
bhalobaasi beshi JAARE.

Tumi bose nodir
ei KINAARE,
jodi bhaabo je sarbosukh
royeche OIPAARE;
tahole ekbaar
ghure eso RE;
sepaare o, premika r
chokh diye jal JHARE.
Tobu o maanusher mone,
sesh hoyena CHAAOAA;
cheshta korei jaay, jodi
abaar kichu jaay PAAOAA.
Hothaat jakhon aase
kono damkaa HAAOAA;
tokhon moner moddhe shudhu prem
aar prem, bhule giye khaaoaa DAAOAA.

Jaala jaala,
jaala je sab DHAARE,
bhule gechi taai,
prem kahe KAARE;
sei dekhi chhora MAARE,
bhalobaasi beshi JAARE.

Chaka jaay GORIYE,
premer khabor jaay CHHORIYE;
bondhura jigges kore, 'ki kamon
prem korle oikhaane ghurte GIYE,
aar koto din shudhu ghoraghuri
cholbe, ebaar korei phyalo BIYE.'
Kintu tumi jodi hao gorib o bekaar,
ekdin kono dhoni lok ese nebe
tomar premika ke CHHINIYE;
tokhon premikar baba deke bole,
'orokom prem aase aar jaay, oke
bhule jaao, ei kichu taka NIYE.'

Jaala jaala,
jaala je sab DHAARE,
bhule gechi taai,
prem kahe KAARE;
sei dekhi chhora MAARE,
bhalobaasi beshi JAARE." — Arindam Sain

TOMAR OI AANKHI DUTI !!!

TOMAR OI AANKHI DUTI
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Tomar oi aankhi duti 
ki jaani kahe, ki jaani KAHE;
mon er katha prakash karo hey 
sakhi, nei kono bhoy, nei kono BHOY.

Chupi chupi ebhabe o prem shuru HOY; 
noy noy, noy noy, e toh noy ABHINOY.

Eso eso kaache ESO,
haath duto dhore BOSO;
oi dekho Ganga boye chole JAAYE,
moder hriday jano prem er ee gaan GAAYE.

Tomar oi aankhi duti 
ki jaani kahe, ki jaani KAHE;
mon er katha prakash karo hey 
sakhi, nei kono bhoy, nei kono BHOY.

Paakhi der daak shune 
bhore jaaye MON;
prem jegeche mon e, taai 
baro ee sundar, ei JEEBAN. 

Prem er joyaar e, bhenge 
jaaye kato nadi BAADH; 
abosor e tomaar ee maatha 
khoje ei premik er KAADH.

Tomar oi aankhi duti 
ki jaani kahe, ki jaani KAHE;
mon er katha prakash karo hey 
sakhi, nei kono bhoy, nei kono BHOY.

Prem jakhan aase, 
aase naa toh BOLE; 
abaar kakhan se jaaye 
chupi chupi CHOLE.
Ki hobe, ki hobe, ki hobe taa bhebe, 
osob chintaa noy durey sorey THAAK; 
eseche sarat kaal, samay Durga Pujo r, 

taai dik e dik e baajche je DHAAK.

Tomar oi aankhi duti 
ki jaani kahe, ki jaani KAHE;
mon er katha prakash karo hey 
sakhi, nei kono bhoy, nei kono BHOY."- Arindam Sain

A RECIPE FOR PARENTHOOD !!!

A RECIPE FOR PARENTHOOD !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"WIFE: 'Sperm never 
loses its SPARK; 
if your favourite chocolates 
are always DARK.
As a woman, not even trying 
to become a mother is a SIN;
that's why, everyday, I am eating a 
tablet of prenatal MULTIVITAMIN.'

HUSBAND: 'As you 
neither smoke or DRINK; 
you do have a high chance to 
become pregnant, I THINK.
I may sound 
somewhat STRANGE;
but don't ignore 
Lemon and ORANGE.'

WIFE: 'When you try, you 
are never too LATE;
everyday both of us 
should eat POMEGRANATE.
In the fish market, if you 
don't find 'Kajal Gouri' FISH;
you can surely buy either 
'Kaatla' or 'EELISH'.'"- Arindam Sain

AAGOMONI THEKE BIJOYA !!!

AAGOMONI THEKE BIJOYA !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Maati r murti,
rang aar rang er TULI;
ei niyeyi sabsamay
byasto thaake KUMORTULI.
Jeeni badh 
korechilen MAHISHASUR;
teeni prithibi teh asaar ageyi
beje othe taar agomoni SUR.

Saada phool er
naam KAASH;
saada tulor mato megh e
dhekey jaaye AKAASH.
Ekhan o bhor chaar ter samay betaar 
jantro teh jakhan shona jaaye 
Birendrakrishna Bhadra r GALAA;
sabai upolobdhi 
kore, je shuru 
holo MAHALAYA.

Durga Pujo korte hobe,
taai Pujo Committee r 
sabai chaaye CHAANDA;
ki kochi 
chele, ki paara 
r baro DADA.
Uttar Kolkata r Durga Pujo 
teh ekhano royeche sabekiyana, 
babuana, oitiyho o OISHWARJYO;
kintu dakshin Kolkata teh theme pandal 
aar aalo r protiyogita r moddhe o 
royeche ek oiswarik SOUNDYARJYA.

Durga Pujo r ager dingulo 
teh thaake notun jamaa 
kapar kenaar HIRIK;
Durga Pujo r anandey metey othey 
Bangabhoomi r sab praanter lok, 
ki Mahishadal, ki Mayapur, ki MIRIK.
Panchami teh pandal 
udbhodhon, shasthi te bibhinno 
pandal er thakur DEKHA;
Saptami teh daarun adda, astami teh 
bhalo rajokiyo bangaali khabaar 
dekhle ei jeev ke jaaye naa je ROKHA.

Nabami r din e aattiyo swajan der 
proti ektu ektu kore mon 
er jaanla taa ke KHOLA;
Dashami r din baatash e bishaad 
er sur er moddhe o jomey othey 
mahila der sindur KHELA.
Bisarjan er din ektu 
dukkho hoy boiki, Durga Pujo 
hocche sesh, ei katha BHEBHE;
kintu mon er moddhe ei asha 
taa o theke jaaye je aasche 
bachor abaar HOBE.

Shaarodiya r subheccha 
diye shuru kore,
Subho Bijoya te SESH;
Gurujon der pronaam kore, bandhu 
der saathe kolaakuli korey, bhaloi 
laage khete rasogolla aar SANDESH.

Durga Pujo sesh holeyi abaar din gonaa
shuru je por er bachor er Durga Pujo 
aastey aar achey kato din BAAKI;
abaar kobe Sealdah station er saamne
dhaak dhol petaabe oi sab bibhinno
jelaa theke aasa DHAAKI.
Abaar kobe pandal e aasbe 
Maa Durga r murti sei opekkha 
e abaar sabaai roibe BOIKI;
aar sabai anandey o ucchashey 
chechiye bolbe, 'Bolo Durga maa 
ee ki, Jai Durga Maa ee KI'"- Arindam Sain

CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!

CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

TANTRIK TARAK: 'Though you are 
a Mangalik, but still your Kundli 
is good and STRONG;
someone tried to do black magic 
on you, but, that person died as 
the mantra may have gone WRONG.'

TILAK: 'It hardly matters to me, 
I never had any intention to harm 
anyone by Black MAGIC;
but, if someone dies by trying 
to do it on me, it is really 
bad luck and TRAGIC.
But, now, I want to 
learn black magic, 
not to kill but DESTROY; 
teach me how I can utilise 
several negative energies 
to implement any PLOY.'

TANTRIK TARAK: 'You already 
know it, as you are making me 
say, what you want me to SAY;
something dangerous is going in 
your mind, tell me what dangerous 
game you are planning to PLAY.'

TILAK: 'I want to continue the 
process of their financial LOSS;
to make them surrender in front of me 
for money to regard me as their BOSS.'"- Arindam Sain 

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY !!!

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"SENIOR CITIZEN: 'I and your 
grandfather are almost 
the same age, you FOOL;
you are attempting to kill me, and 
using abusive slang languages to 
a senior citizen by losing your COOL.'

PROSTITUTE: 'See, Daadu, 
whatever maybe, I have lots of 
illegal powers in this LOCALITY;
I can even murder you, no one can save you 
as you are alone, I have so much money 
that I can bribe any top cop of this CITY.'

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LADY COP: 'Under Section 351 and 
Section 352, you have been booked 
as guilty of doing a serious OFFENSE; 
you can be fined or put behind the 
bars or both, hope you have got a 
good lawyer in your DEFENCE.'

PROSTITUTE: 'Many times, I have been 
jailed as I got caught several times in red 
light areas or illegal sex racket hotel RAID;
in the case of last year, a male cop 
arrested me, I filed a false case against 
him that he requested me to get LAID.'

LADY COP: 'Yes, we cops are not 
fools, we have gone through all 
your past records, that's why, in this 
case, they have sent a lady cop NOW;
the day you planned to make an attack 
on that senior citizen with another male 
partner, you forgot that there is a CCTV, 
which captures, 'What', 'When' and 'HOW'.'"- Arindam Sain 

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"UTTARAN: 'No, for our standalone 
building, we will not open any 
Society Savings ACCOUNT;
try to understand, I keep the entire 
society funds and my family runs 
by siphoning some AMOUNT.'

YOGI: 'What a corrupted person 
you are, in the ledger, where is 
the maintenance amount of 
3 months that I have PAID;
you have created a gang with Abhik 
and Sameer, your flat neighbours 
and siphoning society fund, in the flats 
of you all three, we will do a RAID.'

HIMANTA: 'Ok, to bring in 
transparency, opening a society account 
of our standalone building is a MUST;
by seeing corruption in our society fund 
management, we will surely protest, we 
cannot compromise or ADJUST.'

DEVENDRA: 'The Government to 
make it a rule that opening of a 
society account in a Bank is mandatory 
for any standalone BUILDING;
otherwise, all the flat owners of that 
standalone buildings will have to 
pay 500 times more municipality tax 
which can be a painful THING.'

SUBHENDU: 'Every year, the society 
account will be audited by an auditor 
and on the government website, you 
have to upload the audit CERTIFICATE;
also the government makes it mandatory 
that each and every standalone building 
with more than 4 flats, you have to 
deploy a security guard at the GATE.'"- Arindam Sain

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA !!!

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, 

BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA

Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

BABLOO: "Ebar theke barir baire khele, 

khabo shudhu litti ar aloo CHOKHA;

antato ei sob khabar khele,

khabo na khub ekta DNHOKA."

BABOOL: "Khao ghoroa RANNA;

baire khabar aar NAA.

Barite mangsho 

ranna kara kintu 

sob theke SOJA;

ar ranna jodi khub suswaadu 

hoye jay, tahole toh nijeke 

mon e hobe 'Rnadhuni RAJA'."

BABLA: "Sakaal er jolkhabar e pauruti

khawa kintu motei bhalo NOY;

chupi chupi lokjon dekhe asuk kibhave

ar ki diye pauruti toiri HOY.

Ami to sokal er jolkhabar e,

khai fyan bhat ba paanta bhat, 

songe thake dim ba aloo BHAAJA;

ar majhemodhye begoon ke puriye,

shorshe r tel, peyaaj aar lonka diye

maakhiye khete kintu darun MAJAA."

BALA: "Tobe boro boro restora gulotei

to dekhchi beshi pachaa khaabar, 

ebong tel moshla gulo o BHYAJAAL;

ei sob restora gulo r license

hok baatil, sob pachaa khaabar dik

fele dustbin e, ogulo sob JANJAAL." - Arindam Sain

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!
Written by: Arindam Sain

"O Dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA.

Yeh natkhat 
BAALAK;
bajaaye banshi, 
bann ke GAUPAALAK.
Chori chori 
khaaye DAHI;
joh apne sharir ke 
liye hain ekdum SAHI.

Koi boley ghanshyam, koi bole
uske badan ka rang hain NEELA;
par dil hain bilkul rangeen, tabhi
toh hoti thi badiya RAASLEELA.
Chaaye ho 
Rukmini, Mira, 
yaa ho RADHIKA;
yehi hain Nandalal, 
yehi hain Muralidhar 
yehi hain Shyam SABKA.

Iska jalwa 
hee hain 
itna ANOKHA;
ki iska pyaar paane ke 
liye, ladkiyan raheti thi 
pyaasa aur BHOOKHA.
'Bhagwan Shri 
Krishna' hain 
inka NAAM;
hamesha saccha pyar 
karte raho, agar ho bhi 
jaao duniya mein BADNAAM.

O dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA."- Arindam Sain

5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY !!!

 5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY 
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

"ANANYA: 'Oh ! Sir, What is the 
'warranty period' of your MARRIAGE; 
in this fast changing 
modern AGE ?
Sorry, if I hurt 
your SENTIMENT; 
but, I have to be more practical 
as I am an insurance AGENT.'

ARINDAM: 'Ok, do you guys have 
any products like, for example, 
say 'Marriage Insurance POLICY';
in this Kalyug, majority of 
the girls are unfaithful and 
becoming an expert in HYPOCRISY.'

ANANYA: 'Yes Sir ! It is a 5-5-5;
to enjoy life and SURVIVE.
5000 rupees
premium per YEAR; 
you can buy this policy 
without any FEAR.
You will get Rs. 5 lakhs, if you 
get a divorce within 5 years 
from your marriage DATE;
the offer of Rs. 5000/-  is valid till 
the last date of this month, buy 
this policy Sir, don't be LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

AALA RE AALA, GOVINDA AALA !!!

AALA RE AALA, GOVINDA AALA 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 🇮🇳 

"Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

The Lord of Earth, the eighth 
avatar of Bhagawan Vishnu to RISE;
Jai Jagannath, the Bhagawan 
who never closes his divine EYES.
Maakhan clay pots were 
hanged very high in any 
kitchen of GOKOOL;
Govinda used to form a human 
pyramid with his friends to fetch it, 
the kid is very smart, not a FOOL.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

Welcome to Brindavan 
where souls meet with any 
romantic song and DANCE;
a melody popularly known as 
romantic and cute 'Raas-Leela' 
that binds them in a TRANCE.
The Maakhan Chor 
became the guide 
of common MEN;
to put an end of the cruelty 
of his maternal uncle Kangsha 
by killing him in his DEN.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

Protecting your motherland 
is your real DHARMA;
to fight the war to protect the people 
of your motherland is your KARMA.
Hey Veer Arjun, always 
listen to the advice 
of your SAARATHI;
your conversations with him will 
be written as the 'Dharma Granth' 
of so many  MAHAARATHI.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re ala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA."- Arindam Sain

JUGANTAR THEKE AZAD HIND !!!

JUGANTAR THEKE AZAD HIND
Written by: Arindam Sain 

"'Ekbaar bidaaye de Maa, 
ghure aasi' gaan er saathe 
jukto je bir biplabi r NAAM; 
uni holen ei Bangabhoomi r 
birputra, 'Jugantar' sanghatan 
er biplobi, shahid KHUDIRAM. 
Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay r 
lekha 'Anandamath' boi teh lekha 
chilo ekti deshattobodhak GAAN; 
dheere dheere seyi mayabi mantra, 
'Bande Mataram' hoye uthlo 
jaatiyotabaad jagaran er SLOGAN. 

Bipin Chandra Pal, 'Bande Mataram' 
naam ei ekti eengrezi patrika r 
suchona korlen, 'swadhinata 
chaai, aar noy British RAJ';
Khudiram Bose er fnaashi hobaar 
por, Gandhiji r ekta katha r birodhita 
kore, Bal Gangadhar Tilak 
bolechilen, 'Aamra chaai SWARAJ'.
Aurobindo Ghosh ee chilen 
'Jugantar' er pratishthata ebong 
'Bande Mataram' patrika r 
sampadak o SAANGBAADIK; 
Jakhan Aurobindo Ghosh sannyas 
niye Pondichery chole gelen, takhan 
thik holo, je ebaar 'Bagha Jatin' ee 
'Jugantar' er dwaaitwo NIK.

Mayurbhanj er pahaari jungle e 
lukiye thaaka r por, Baleswar e uni sesh 
nishwas tyaag koren, kintu Bagha Jatin 
bolten, 'Aamra morbo, jagat JAAGBE'; 
Oi 1915 saal ei, onaar ekjon anuraagi, 
'Rashbehari Bose', Japan e paaliye gelen, 
ebong uni mon e mon e bolten, 'British 
raa Bharat e, aar katodin THAAKBE ?'
Hoye gelen saangbaadik ebong 
ekjon Japani mahila ke biye kore, 
uni o hoye gelen JAPANI; 
ei Bangaali kosha mangsho r jhol, onaar 
haath dhorei je Japan e eto bikhyaato 
hoyeche, seta aamra aar kajon JAANI.

1942 saal e, Rashbehari Bose tairi korlen 
pratham Bharatiya saamarik vaahini, Indian 
National Army (INA), ebong Subhash Chandra 
Bose ke dilen netritwo korbaar DWAAITWO; 
30 e December 1943 e, jakhan Andaman er 
'Ross Island' e pratham baar Bharat er jaatiyo 
pataaka uttolon korlen Netaji, takhan thekei 
sankat e porlo, British der ASTITWA.
'Azad Hind Fauz' thakeni 
themey, 14 ee April 1944 er 
din e, Manipur er Moirang e, 
holo jaatiyo pataaka UTTALON;
ei sukhabar chhoriye portei, 
'Indian Congress' er baarlo 
aswasti, ebong aaro beshi kore 
hote laaglo biplabi ANDOLON.  

British ra bhoy pelo, je, jehetu Subhas 
(Royal Bengal Tiger) korchen GARJAN; 
aar beshi din noy, ebaar hoyto 
korei nebe swadhinata ARJAN.
'Azad Hind Fauz' swapno 
dekhchilo, je ebaar 
sudhu 'Delhi' taa 
kabza kora BAAKI; 
swapnobhango holo, jakhan 
America taader nuclear boma r 
maadhyam e, pooropoori dhangso 
kore dilo Hiroshima aar NAGASAKI. 

Chaturdike jakhan, ei atyachaari 
British samrajya r biruddhe Bharatiya 
janagan korte shuru korlo PRATIBAAD;
takhan British ra upolobdhi korlo, je 
ebaar Bharat taader ke charhtei hobe, 
noile taader hoye jaabe sab BARBAAD. 
Nongra rajneeti takhan o chilo, 
taai hoye galo desh BHAAG; 
onek kaaran chilo, taai Gandhiji r opor 
chilo swadeshi biplabi der onek RAAG.

15 ee August 1947 e, Bharat holo 
swaadhin, ebong 24 e January 
1950 e, 'Bande Mataram' ee holo 
Bharat er jaatiyo GAAN; 
emon ki oi din ei, Rabindranath Tagore 
er lekha 'Jana Gana Mana' ee holo 
Bharat er jaatiyo sangeet, je gaan sabai 
ekotrito hoy gaaile, juriye jaaye PRAAN.

Pingali Venkayya r naksha 
kora pataaka ee pelo jaatiyo 
pataaka r SWEEKRITI;
proti bachor 15 ee August er 
din, Swadhinata Diwas paalito 
hoy, mene jaabotiyo REETI.

Ei Bharatbarsha ee ekmaatro desh, 
jano prithibi r moddhe, aaro ekta prithibi, 
jekhane sabaar moddhe royeche 
ekataa, jato ee thakuk naa BAICHITRA; 
ek din Netaji Subhash er swapna puran 
korbo aamra, sedin Afghanistan theke 
Myanmar obdi hobe 'Akhanda 
Bharat' er MAANCHITRA."- Arindam Sain

BISHBRIKKHO THEKE BIKASITO BHARAT !!!

BISHBRIKKHO THEKE BIKASITO BHARAT
Written by: Arindam Sain

"Bishbrikkho ropon kore 
korlo Bharat er BIBHAAJAN;
1947 saal e, British sarkar 
chaarhlo Bharat er opor SHAASHAN.
Jakhan Pakistan e, lakh lakh Hindu 
aar Sikh e der ganohatya korlo 
oi Musalmaan JAATI;
takhan kintu seyi swadhinata r kono 
ananda roilo na, ekta dukkher 
paristhithi tairi holo RAATARAATI.

Tarpor swaadhin Bharat er 
pratham Pradhan Mantri 
chilen onektaai BHEETU;
bhaggyish Deputy Prime Minister ekjon 
'Louho Purush' chilen, praaye 555 taa  
Raja der rajya ke jurtey hobe JEHETU.
'Eamon de Valera' Bharat e 
aastei, pratham Pradhan 
Mantri r baarlo ektu ASWASTHI; 
jaai hok, Netaji toh nijer goyenda bibhaag 
niyei khushi, Pradhan Mantri hote chaan 
na, eta ee dilo Nehru ke ektu SWASTHI.

Netaji ke desh e feraano 
r byapar e, Mr. Menon 
khello daaba r CHAAL;
Netaji r nirdesh e INA bistaar korlo 
Omsk theke Yunnan obdi taader 
Intelligence er MAYAJAAL.
Swaadhin Bharat er sarba pratham 
shaktishaali Pradhan Mantri 
chilen 'Lal BAHADUR';
teeni ee bolechilen 'Jai Jawan, Jai Kishan', 

yuddha laagle, Islamabad kabza koraa 
ee jaaye, Delhi theke noy beshi DUR.

1953 r punarabritti 
ghotlo 1966 e toh, ekei 
bole nongra bishaakto RAJNEETI;
Indira mon e mon e bhaablo, 
'aar kono pratidwandi nei, 
ebaar toh nirbachan e JEETI.'
Russia theke firte chaaye,  saadhu hoy 
thaakte chaaye, e toh bhalo katha hey, 
kintu khabor taa chepe jaao 'NIKHIL';
odike chupchaap besh 
pass hoye galo 'Gold 
Control Act' BILL.

Swadhin Bharat ke o kabja korte 
cheyechilo oi 'Pakistan' naamok 
ekta jaghannyo VIRUS; 
Kintu 1971 saal e, Bharatiya Sainik 
raa sudhu yuddhe ee jeetlo ee 
na, likhlo notun ITIHAAS. 
Swaadhin Bharat ke Bikosito 
Bharat korbaar jonnyo 
shuru hoyeche SANGRAAM;
ebong samasta Bharatiya raa 
ei sangraam e hoychen 
saamil, 'Jai Shri RAM'."- Arindam Sain

INJACHI !!!

"PURUSHOTTAM: 'You are also 
here to buy the female robot, 
that's really STRANGE;
are you dissatisfied with 
your better half or what, that 
you are looking for a CHANGE'.

PARASHURAM: 'Actually, 
through IVF also, my wife 
has failed to CONCIEVE;
But, here, this 'INJACHI' robot 
can reproduce babies, by using my 
sperm, I can get a baby, I BELIEVE.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'My case 
is completely DIFFERENT;
my wife is living with her new younger 
lover at his house on monthly RENT.
As the judges abide by some 
obsolete laws, the Indian 
Judiciary system is still BLIND;
as adultery is not a crime, you 
never know which married woman 
is doing what at your BEHIND.
So, I decided to become a single 
father with the help of a female 
robot's reproductive SYSTEM;
looking at the murder cases and false 
domestic violence cases, this will be the 
new normal, each such robot is a GEM.'
 
PRAKASH: 'Oh, you both are in my 
chamber today, I heard your last 
statement, yes, you are RIGHT;
also it is true in this modern age 
romance, that, it is always out of 
mind, when your lover is out of SIGHT.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'Why these female 
robots are named as 'INJACHI' MODEL;
I will buy that slim one, how much 
money you will take for it to SELL ?'

PRAKASH: 'These female robots 
are made by India, China and 
Japan with joint COLLABORATION;
in this era where the majority of women 
have become poisonous snakes, these 
female robots created a SENSATION.
These 'INJACHI' robots can give birth 
to human babies, through normal SEX;
after falling in love with any of these 
female robots, you will forget your EX.
You select your female robot, talk 
with her in a romantic TONE;
when that beautiful robot starts talking 
to you, you will never feel ALONE.
The female robot skin is made in China, 
and India did emotional quotient and 
artificial intelligence PROGRAMMING;
Japan created the entire internal human 
type body parts inside this robot, more 
advanced 'INJACHI' robots are COMING.'
The price of each 'INJACHI' 
female robots are 
just Rs.99,999/-; 
there is a warranty of 5 years, and 
believe me, for the next 20 years, 
these female robots will be FINE.'

PARASHURAM: 'Well, I think my wife 
will get a new robot friend and also 
a baby in near future in our HOUSE;
this female robot also has 
feelings, she will love me too 
anytime as a second SPOUSE.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'I will not tell 
anyone that she has a female 
robot, we will live TOGETHER;
whether my wife gives me divorce or 
not, it hardly matters, this robot is my 
girlfriend, I will live happily with HER.'"- Arindam Sain