Saturday, July 25, 2026

THERE IS NO 'THE END' FOR ANY LEGEND !!!

"Sports teaches us to 
feel the agony of DEFEAT;
Sports teaches us to 
enjoy any fantastic FEAT.
As per laws of statistics, you 
cannot win every GAME;
but, it is your dedication, 
hardwork and performance 
that keeps your NAME;
inside the hearts of so 
many people worldwide 
and in the 'Hall of FAME';
on a particular day, any team can 
play well and win, to yourself, 
you always cannot BLAME.
Lessons learned, rectify 
your mistakes and 
bounce back AGAIN;
an era ends, another era 
starts, but in the hearts of 
people, the legacy does REMAIN.
There is always a beginning, 
there is no 'THE END';
for any dreamer, 
fighter and LEGEND."- Arindam Sain


SCRAP CASTE RESERVATION SYSTEM IN COMPETITIVE EXAMS !!!

"EDUCATION MINISTER: 'Hello 
Gen-Z students, I am the 
new Education MINISTER;
you all are the future of India, 
to make a powerful India, we
want to help any YOUNGSTER.'

STUDENT LEADER: 'Oh ! Uncle, 
please stay AWAY;
We are Gen-Z, we 
have our own WAY.
Already so many foreign 
funded organizations tried 
to hijack our student PROTEST;
now you don't try to hijack it, we 
want to bring some reforms in any
All India level Competitive TEST.'

EDUCATION MINISTER: 'How can 
we solve your problems unless 
and until you COMMUNICATE;
let us sit together in a meeting to 
bring new reforms in competitive 
exams system, it is never too LATE.'

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STUDENT LEADER: 'Sir, scrap caste 
reservation system in any all India 
competitive written EXAMINATION;
we are not a developing nation 
anymore, so we must have reforms 
like it is in any developed NATION.
Only 5 extra marks to be allotted 
for SC, ST, OBC candidates in 
the Personal INTERVIEW;
reservation system should be only 
for real poor family students only, 
this is our Gen-Z students' VIEW.'

EDUCATION MINISTER: 'That's 
great, I really appreciate your 
modern mindset and LOGIC;
we were also thinking the same in 
our college days, but, no one listened 
to us, you guys made me NOSTALGIC.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, July 24, 2026

PAPER LEAK CONTROVERSY !!!

"JOKER: 'Use our men to 
do the paper LEAK;
then only, the students 
agitation will be at its PEAK.
Don't worry, we will give 
you the money to leak IT;
then the student agitation 
will be hijacked by LEFTIST.'

KAANCHA CHEENA: 'By this strategy, 
our organization, 'Deep STATE';
has changed so 
many people's FATE.
By spreading hatred 
through rumours we have 
done a good BUSINESS;
the anti-social traitors in the name 
of students uprooted the government 
of Sri Lanka, Nepal and BANGLADESH.'

MOGAMBO: 'In India, it 
is not an easy TASK;
rather a very 
tough ASK.
After the paper leak, they 
cancelled the EXAMINATION; 
again took that exam, that's why real 
students are not in any AGITATION.'

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CHULBUL: 'After getting good 
marks, real educated students 
are enjoying the MOMENT;
in the name of protest, these 
goons are showing circus, 
what an ENTERTAINMENT.'

SINGHAM: 'The leaders of 
these people are eating 
burgers at a MALL;
what a hypocrisy 
indeed, leadership 
is not for ALL.
As they were pelting stones, 
throwing bricks at cops, it was 
not at all a peaceful PROTEST;
that's why, the Rapid Action Force 
has to come in and they know 
how to control it, they are the BEST."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 19, 2026

SPAIN LIFTED THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 ON 19.07.2026 BY WINNING AGAINST ARGENTINA BY 2-1 !!!

"Spain knew very well about 
the Argentina defense LINE;
so, they kept the ball 
possession and marked 
each and every ARGENTINE.
Too much ball control by 
Spain, compelled Argentina 
to play defensive FOOTBALL;
full credit goes to the 
Spanish defenders as they 
were giving no space at ALL.
It was only Emiliano Martinez 
who continued the FIGHT;
he made so many saves, some 
were so close and TIGHT.
Was Enzo Fernandez 
rightfully red carded, a matter 
indeed to get CRITICIZED;
Lionel Scaloni's defensive 
strategy backfired, that he 
must have REALIZED.
In every match, a 
team cannot make a 
comeback from BEHIND;
The defensive expert teams like 
Spain and Italy know how to play 
with the opponent coach's MIND.
For Argentina, that this team can 
bounce back in the last few minutes, 
is the cause of OVER-CONFIDENCE;
when you are playing the final match, 
no matter what, go for the kill because 
offence is the best DEFENCE.
For Lionel Messi in 2022, there was 
aggressiveness and no FEAR;
so, that World Cup looked 
far, but came NEAR.
In 2026, in almost every match, the 
team woke up after conceding a goal, 
despite having Messi as the STAR;
and on that statistics, Spain did the 
real research, hence, for Messi, this 
World Cup was so near, yet too FAR.
Anyway, it is the Argentina team which 
came back in every game to make 
this World Cup so INTERESTING;
Lionel Messi and his magic in football 
will always remain in our hearts, winning 
a tournament is a different THING.
In 2010, in the final match 
against Spain, Netherlands 
were down to 10 MEN;
in 2026, Argentina were down to 10 
men, and Spain got the goal in extra 
time only to repeat the history of 2010.
Not only Messi or Argentine 
people, even the Argentina 
team fans had to feel the PAIN;
as, after winning the Euro Cup 2024, 
the FIFA World Cup 2026 has 
been lifted by SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE WITH 2-1 VICTORY AGAINST ENGLAND TO REACH THE FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"The first half looked as 
if 'nothing should go WRONG';
both the teams were trying to prove 
that their defense line is STRONG.
In the 2nd half, they did cut loose as 
a goal scored by Anthony GORDON;
Now, the Argentina team changed their 
gear, the competitive match was ON.
When Lionel Messi found himself in 
the trap of 'Man to Man' MARKING; 
he started operating from the right wing 
corner, in that case also, he is the KING.
As if Lionel Messi said, 'Be there at 
the right spot, be that hunting BEAST;
I will assist you at the right time, so 
that you can enjoy the hunted FEAST.'
Argentina equalized with 
an angled, chipped shot 
by Enzo FERNANDEZ;
Lionel Messi placed the ball so 
accurately, that the perfect jump 
gave a dividend to Lautaro MARTINEZ.
With 2-1 score, the day of 15.07.2026 
was a shocking day for any 'BRITISH';
people of both Argentina 
and Spain speaks SPANISH.
In the final, 'No pain, no GAIN';
can Argentina beat SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

THE BUSES OF BENGAL BORDER !!!

"BABLOO: 'Amader notun 
parivahan mantri r kintu royeche 
onyorakam PARIKALPONA;
je sab route e bus beshi cholena, sei 
sab route ei, notun bus route chaalu 
hobe, royeche serokom JALPONA.'

BABOOL: 'Haan thik ee bolecho 
bhaaya, amar toh royeche 
praaye 10 taa holud rang er
choto choto school MINIBUS;
Duttapukur theke Dobila r notun 
route er prastaab eseche, oi 
Bharat-Bangladesh simaanto r 
raasta e cholena kono BUS.'

BABLA: 'Tomaar toh 
choto holud minibus, 
jaabe toh oi DOBILA;
amaar neel rang er baro 
bus gulo roj jaabe 
Thakurnagar theke TENTULIA.
Kono bus Tentulia e 10 minute 
er besi daarabena, bypass 
diye ghuriye aasbe CHOLE;
15 minute chaara chaara cholbe ei 
bus gulo, Tentulia tei ghuriye nebe, 
okhane kono bus stand nei AASOLE.'

BALA: 'Tomader bhai, sab 
choto choto BYAPAAR;
aamar bus er route 
kintu ekdum SUPER.
Ekdum gerua rang er AC Bus 
cholbe 20 taa, sakaal 8 taa 
theke sandhye 6 taa obdi cholbe 
Bongaon theke BASIRHAT;
Pratham 30 Kilometre e, 30 taaka 
bhaara, 31 theke 60 Kilometre e, 50 
taaka bhaara, ordhek bhaara taader, 
jaader boyes periye gache SHAAT."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 12, 2026

ARGENTINA RACED TO THE SEMI FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 BY DEFEATING SWITZERLAND BY 3-1 !!!

"On 11.07.2026, it was a 
heartbreak for Earling HAALAND;
due to VAR, one Norwegian goal 
got denied against ENGLAND.
Hey Vikings, well played, but, 
better luck next time DUDE;
but, it was a fantastic 
performance by the British 'JUDE'.
In another quarter final match, what 
a smart header by Argentine ALEXIS;
to have the 1-0 lead against 
the team of 'SWISS'.
Switzerland was trailing for the first time 
in this World Cup, you believe it or NOT;
Dan Ndoye scored the equalizer by rightly 
angling the ball with a right footed SHOT.
The coach, Lionel Scaloni 
took the timely CALL;
Lautaro Martinez came in as a 
substitute of Rodrigo De PAUL.
Argentina tried hard to win the 
match within 90 minutes, and the 
attacking moves were in full FLOW;
the match became fast paced, for 
doing a 'fake foul' acting, the red 
card was shown to Breel EMBOLO.
The goal scored by Sidny Lopes Cabral 
against Argentina also looked SAME; 
yes, with a similar style, Julian Alvarez 
made it 2-1 for Argentina in this GAME.
Lautaro Martinez scored the third 
one to completely wrap it UP;
everyone is eager to see the semi final of 
Argentina Vs England in this World CUP.
Argentina defeated England by 2-1 in 1986;
can Argentina repeat the history in 2026."- Arindam Sain

Friday, July 10, 2026

THE THIRD EYE OF PSU BANKS IN INDIA !!!

"MANAGING DIRECTOR: 'Look at 
us, everyday, we are sitting at 
our office till late NIGHT;
but, still our performance is 
very poor, the targets are 
way out of our SIGHT.
Look at some other banks, most 
of the days, their team closes their 
branches by 6 PM in the EVENING;
but, when we see their published 
audited business figures or balance 
sheets, their bank is really EARNING.'

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR: 'Being SMART; 
is also an ART.
The number of employees per branch 
in your bank is not SUFFICIENT;
too much overload on each employee 
cannot make them EFFICIENT.
There are less staff 
in branch where 
there is POTENTIAL;
and in many branches, have you ever 
analysed whether that number of 
staff is really ESSENTIAL.'

RBI EXECUTIVE: 'The PSU 
Banks are still not capitalizing 
on 'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
in this era of fast paced information 
technology driven banking system, 
why is still such NEGLIGENCE.
You guys are trying 
to create a master of 
none, but Jack of ALL;
decentralize, specialize, cut 
down the workload size, for 
each staff; make the task SMALL.
When you open CBS, there should be 
a flash screen to show the PNPA 
and NPA borrowers LIST;
so, that even the clerical staff 
can also have the idea who are 
the bad listed borrowers, at LEAST.'

CONSULTANT: 'As all the Banks are 
almost on the verge of completing 
the unique CKYCR PROCESS;
so, RBI must order to start the 
CKYCR portability and CBS 
software merging BUSINESS.
If any NPA borrower of Indian Bank 
is having a huge amount of money 
in the savings account of SBI;
then a staff of Indian Bank can see that 
bank balance of State Bank of India 
account through 'CKYCR' THIRD EYE.
In CBS, when we enter Aadhaar Card 
number, and press the 'CKYCR' button, 
we can see his/her any ACCOUNT;
devoid of any Bank, then click the 'Right 
to Set Off' radio button, it will deduct 
the required outstanding AMOUNT.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE TO STUN EGYPT BY 3-2 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"In the knock out stage, don't 
underestimate any TEAM; 
Argentina got shocked by a header 
from the Egyptian Yasser IBRAHIM.
For how many times, Lionel Messi 
has missed any penalty SHOT;
well in that department too, some 
good records he has GOT.
In the 1st Half on 07.07.2026, 
the nation of Pharaohs 
were LEADING;
Mostafa Zico thought that 
after scoring a goal, he has 
finished the task of cake ICING.
Hang on, the match 
is not over YET; 
for any Champion team, 
it is never too LATE.
Christian Romero 
capitalized his header 
purely on perfect TIMING;
Egyptian Pharaohs felt that the 
Argentine Jaguars got the first 
blood, and a storm is COMING.
In the Egyptian coffin, to 
hammer the second NAIL;
again it was a 'Messi Magic' 
by that lovely 'LIONEL'.
Enzo Fernandez headed 
the ball to net it in such 
a smart POSITION; 
that hardly there was anything 
to do at that moment by the 
goalkeeper of the OPPOSITION.
The Egyptian fans were showing 
a placard, where it was written, 
'Every Pharaoh owns a GOAT'; 
but, the Argentine Jaguars sent 
back the Pharaohs with a 3-2 score 
to Egypt by a speed BOAT."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, July 5, 2026

WITH 2-1 SCORE, THE VIKINGS HAVE SHOWN THE ANCIENT AMAZONIAN AMERINDIANS THE EXIT GATE OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"In front of the Red Brigade, 
the Men in YELLOW;
looked quite 
submissive and SLOW.
The attacks of Brazil 
looked TOOTHLESS;
as the Norway defenders were 
doing well in their BUSINESS.
Brazil earned a penalty shot, 
but, what a sensational save 
it was by Orjan NYLAND;
with the blessings of Thor, Odin and 
Loki, it was an excellent leap to net the 
ball with a header by Earling HAALAND.
Then after some minutes, another 
goal got scored by that same VIKING;
with a left footed shot in a grand 
dominating style like a KING.
On 05.07.2026, Neymar Jr 
did score from a penalty 
shot, but, it was too LATE;
Norway is playing this tournament like 
a 'Dark Horse' team and by 2-1 score, 
has shown Brazil, the exit GATE."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA WON A THRILLING MATCH BY 3-2 AGAINST CABO VERDE IN THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Welcome to Miami, the name 
of the stadium is 'Hard ROCK';
Argentine fans have luckily 
escaped a day of SHOCK.
Lionel Messi gave 1-0 lead 
with his smart left footed SHOT;
in the 2nd half, due to Deroy Duarte, 
it was 1-1, the scenario became HOT.
The Argentina 
team became 
too COMPLACENT;
to allow the Cabo Verde team 
to fight back again and again 
with cool TEMPERAMENT.
In the Extra time, 
Lisandro Martinez 
hunted like a sly FOX;
but, in reply, Sidny Lopes Cabral 
scored a sensational swinging 
goal from outside the penalty BOX.
Vozinha was just outstanding on 
03.07.2026 and Emiliano did 
some great saves TOO;
Lionel Messi did appreciate the 
fantastic goalkeeping by Vozinha 
after winning the match by 3-2."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 28, 2026

ARGENTINA DEFEATED JORDAN BY 3-1 ON 28/06/2026 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 28th June 2026, for the 
first time in this World CUP;
Lionel Messi was not 
kept in the main LINEUP.
The match against Jordan was 
of not so much IMPORTANCE;
but, Giovani Lo Celso will 
surely go a long DISTANCE.
What a left footed swinging free 
kick by Lo Celso to take 1-0 LEAD;
even Lionel Messi appreciated that 
top class free kick with a smile INDEED.
Marcos Senesi got 
fouled by NIZAR;
the referee gave a penalty 
after checking in the 'VAR'.
Lautaro Martinez took the 
penalty shot and netted that ONE;
the Musa-al-Tamaari of Jordan 
made a sliding shot to make it 2-1.
Lionel Messi came in to play 
a magical cameo ROLE;
with a left footed low height shot, 
it is 3-1, as Messi scored a GOAL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

A GAME THAT IS POPULAR WORLDWIDE AND LOVED BY ALL !!!

"From Hokkaido to HAWAII;
everyone is singing 'DAI DAI'.
Shake it like Shakira, 
do dribbling like MESSI;
it is FIFA World Cup time 
again, in 2026, you SEE.
The name of the football 
is the 'Trionda' of ADIDAS;
the mascots, 'Maple', 'Zayu' 
and 'Clutch' are just top CLASS.
This time, there are 48 teams, 
number of groups are a DOZEN;
hang on, there are some twists 
here, ladies and GENTLEMEN.
2 top teams from each group will 
qualify for the knockout 'Round of 32';
even the 8 best teams in 3rd position 
of the groups will qualify TOO.
The honeymoon 
period is over in 
the league STAGE;
after reaching 'Round of 32', a team 
must win all 5 matches to become 
a champion in this modern AGE.
Hosted by Canada, USA and Mexico, 
enjoy the world class FOOTBALL;
a game that is popular 
worldwide and loved by ALL.
Can you see the football fans 
watching football matches on giant 
screens, enjoying it on any STREET;
when it comes to supporting your 
favourite team, devoid of nationality, it 
is like a single HEARTBEAT"- Arindam Sain

Monday, June 22, 2026

ARGENTINA BEAT AUSTRIA BY 2-0 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 22nd June 2026, the Austrian 
defence looked quite DEEP;
but, still, for Argentina, the 
road was not so STEEP.
Lautaro got tackled illegally 
both by Xaver and STAFAN;
the referee declared a 
penalty, see the FUN.
Alexander was happy as 
Lionel missed the PENALTY;
the Argentine Jersey No. 10 
player surely felt GUILTY.
It was a perfect diagonal MINUS;
Messi converted it as a BONUS.
Marcelo's free kick 
was at the TARGET;
but, it is Emiliano, one 
must not FORGET.
Still Austria failed to 
make it 1-1 at DALLAS;
in the 2nd half, Argentina got 
momentum due to NICOLAS.
In the stoppage time, 
Messi made it 0-2; 
and Argentina got qualified 
for the 'Round of 32'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, June 19, 2026

OI PLASTIC NOTE E THAAKUK BARONG NETAJI SUBHASH !!!

"BABLOO: 'Notun plastic note e, 
jano naa thaake oi 'Jaati r JANAK';
Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose chilo 
bolei British der norechilo TANAK.'

BABOOL: 'Ekdum thik 
bolecho bhaya, SABBASH;
oi Plastic note e thaakuk 
barong Netaji SUBHASH.'

BAABLA: 'Ei plastic note 
kintu besh TEKSOI; 
asha kora jaaye onek 
bachor teekbe NISCHOI.'

BALA: 'Plastic note er ojon aar 
kato hobe, oi baro jor 1 GRAM;
tobe haan, besh jotil aar kathin 
hoya chaai oi HOLOGRAM.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

ARGENTINA WON BY 3-0 AGAINST ALGERIA IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 16th June 2026, Algeria could 
have stunned this strong SIDE; 
but, it was a bit of relief for the Latin 
American team as it was OFFSIDE.
As there was hardly 
any Man MARKING;
at the 17th minute, Lionel 
Messi scored like a KING.
Algerian goalkeeper 
fumbled for a SECOND;
Lionel Messi quickly
registered his SECOND.
Lionel Messi's 200th appearance 
has to be a memorable ONE;
with Messi's Hat-trick, the 
Argentina team WON."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 14, 2026

INDIA THRASHED PAKISTAN BY 64 RUNS IN THE ICC T20 WOMEN WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Against Pakistan, on 14th June 2026;
Shafali Verma started with a SIX.
Smriti Mandhana kept on hitting 
sixes in a dominating MOOD;
the supporting knock of Harmanpreet 
Kaur at the other end was quite GOOD.
Towards the end, Richa Ghosh did ROAR,
with her 17 balls knock of 34.
In the score of 170, major contribution 
came from Smriti, who scored 68;
Pakistan lost their first wicket 
when their score was 38. 
'Deepti Direct Hit' was a good ONE;
to run out 
Muneeba Ali at her 41.
India fielders really took some 
good diving and quick CATCHES;
which will motivate their team 
for the rest of the MATCHES.
India won by 64 runs and on one over, 
the three batters failed to SURVIVE;
it was Deepti Sharma's over indeed and 
she finished his bowling figure at 10/5."- Arindam Sain

NO SUBSIDIES TO NPA BORROWERS !!!

"DEFAULTER: 'Let those PSU Bank 
staff say, whatever they want to SAY;
but, we are wilful defaulters by 
mindset, we will not PAY.'

LAWYER: 'Maybe, in this 
regard, you are just a NOVICE;
don't give too much importance on 
any 'National Lok Adalat' NOTICE.
China Government is very strong 
and their loan recovery is the 
highest and at its PEAK;
whereas due to votebank politics, 
when it comes to NPA recovery, the 
Indian Government is very WEAK.'

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STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Time 
has come to change some strategies 
in PSU Banks at this modern AGE;
don't worry about cost and time, 
implement it, that in any mortgage, 
it will be only 'Register MORTGAGE.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Why the courts 
are not sending 'National Lok Adalat' 
notice through POLICEMEN;
if the law officers of PSU Banks will not 
file legal notices and go for civil suit 
filing, how will banks do recovery THEN.'

BOARD MEMBER: 'Law Officers of 
PSU Banks are not so EFFICIENT; 
to do NPA Recovery, just by sending 
Lok Adalat notices are not SUFFICIENT.
In PSU Banks, make it mandatory, that 
several blank cheques to be signed by 
borrowers before loan DISBURSEMENT;
if any cheque bounces, PSU Banks can 
file a criminal case under Section 138 
based on that cheque INSTRUMENT.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Request 
all Banks to send the NPA borrowers 
list with respective Aadhaar and PAN;
the NPA borrowers of any Bank must 
not get subsidies or allowances from 
the Government, there must be a BAN.
By doing this, not only it will improve 
NPA Recovery but will also reduce 
the India's 'Fiscal DEFICIT';
also the cost cutting 
strategy by printing the 
plastic notes will be SUPERHIT.
Why the Article 279A(5) is still 
getting ignored by the GST COUNCIL;
there is always a way out, 
if there is a strong WILL.
The petrol price can be reduced to 
Rs.75 per litre, with 18% GST and just 
adding some 'Compensation CESS';
to increase fund inflow for income, devoid 
of politics, place and position, all the Indian 
states must support, 'ease of BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 13, 2026

LOVE, LUST, LOOT & LIES !!!

"JUDGE: 'You had 
a love MARRIAGE; 
then after one year, you 
had a MISCARRIAGE.
Then afterwards you 
became pregnant TWICE;
at that time, I assume that your 
married life was quite NICE.
You have a daughter 
and a SON;
still you are doing 
adultery, what's going ON.'

JUTHIKA: 'Adultery is not 
a crime, your HIGHNESS;
and there is no proof, my ex lover is 
my partner in my boutique BUSINESS.
My husband has failed to 
prove that with my EX; 
I am having love 
affair or having SEX.'

JOGESH: 'But, my Lord, I have 
submitted the hotel CCTV 
footage in the court, RIGHT; 
where both of them 
stayed at the same 
hotel on that NIGHT.'

JUTHIKA: 'Sir, you can check the 
hotel register, we have each 
booked a separate ROOM;
Jogesh feels so insecure and 
always doubts me, he is no 
more fit to remain as my GROOM.'

JUDGE: 'Mr. Jogesh, can you 
pay her 1 crore rupees as 
mutual divorce ALIMONY;
like other married women, in the 
name of mutual divorce, she 
wants to earn some MONEY.'

JOGESH: 'Rather you order 
the cops to arrest me and 
put me inside the JAIL;
this Indian judiciary system remains 
obsolete and regarding divorce 
cases, the system is bound to FAIL.'

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JULIE: 'Why do you drink so 
much alcoholic drinks to 
damage your LIVER;
this hot and juicy bar dancer 
is always ready to satisfy you, 
impregnate me, I will DELIVER.
I don't need to marry you, just in 
the 'live in relationship', you will 
be my child's biological FATHER;
I don't need your money, I 
earn a lot and I can raise my 
child, as a single MOTHER.'

JOGESH: 'India is yet to become 
a modern nation to give respect 
to any live in RELATIONSHIP; 
but, how to harass any groom in the 
name of divorce alimony, in that case, 
India will win any CHAMPIONSHIP.
Oh ! Julie, I can feel that 
true love of yours towards 
me through your EYES; 
true love does exist 
even in this age of 
Lust, Loot and LIES.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

BRISTI PORLEI SHURU FOOTBALL, MAATH ER JOMA JWAL EI FOOTBALL BHAASE, AAR ERA SABAAI KHAAYE ACHAARH !!!

"Amar daak naam Goyko, ki 
jaani ke chilo GOYCOCHIYA; 
bhalo naam Rudra, baba r naam 
Rishi aar maa er naam RIYA.
Football e aami barabar ee 
goalkeeper hisebe BHALO;
taai bodhoy ei Goyko taa 
ee daak naam HOLO.
Amader graam er sab 
theke bhalo maath er paase 
royeche ekti khaal PAARH;
bristi porlei shuru football, maath 
er joma jwal ei football bhaase, 
aar era sabaai khaaye ACHAARH.
Amar kaache football aar 
aasena, sudhu dekhte thaaki 
oder kaada MAKHAMAAKHI;
sabai hnaapiye porlei football 
khela sesh, baari r jaanala diye 
amaaye jhaari maarto 'AANKHI'.
Khele sesh maanei, ebaar 
khaal er oi kom jwal e 
snaatar kaata r PAALA;
ekta daadu chhip fele bose thakto, 
amader awaaz shune bole uthto,
'Maach aar uthbena, ki JWAALA'.
Final match e, aami teen te goal 
bnaachiye diyechilam, Madhupur 
er chele gulo kintu DURDAANTO; 
kintu dwitiyo paarjaaye, amader 
Haripur er chele raa oder dour koriye 
koriye, ekdum kore dilo KLAANTO.
Extra time e abar 
ami daarun duto goal 
bnaachiye DILAAM;
byaash thik 2 minute baaki thaakte, 
Satyajit er deowa goal e amra 
tournament er final jeete GELAAM.
'Man of the Match' puraskaar 
paaini, kintu 'Man of the 
Tournament' hoyechilam AAMI;
puraskaar maanei puraskaar, 
je kono puraskaar ee 
aamar kache DAAMI.
Seyi Aankhi jaar baari oi sei 
khaal paarh er maath er PAASE;
se dekhi amar dike taakiye 
besh muchki muchki HAASE.
Lokjon prem e porle golaap 
phool daye, e dilo amake 
ekta holud gnaada PHOOL;
jaai hok, seyi laajuk misti 
meye ke biye kore ami 
korini kono BHOOL.
Ekhan toh amra dujonei sudhu 
thaaki Kolkata e, dujonei 
ekhan hoyechi buro aar BURI;
chele America e, meye England e, 
Kolkata e baari korlum, kintu fnaaka,
aamar boyesh ekhan teen KURI.
Onek bachor por ami aar Aankhi seyi 
khaal paarh e bose, kintu seyi maath 
e keyu khelche naa aar FOOTBALL;
Aankhi taar seyi baari r jaanala r 
dike cheye ache, aar amar haath taa 
dhore ache, taar chokh er kon e JWAL."- Arindam Sain