WITH 2-1 SCORE, THE VIKINGS HAVE SHOWN THE ANCIENT AMAZONIAN AMERINDIANS THE EXIT GATE OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"In front of the Red Brigade, 
the Men in YELLOW;
looked quite 
submissive and SLOW.
The attacks of Brazil 
looked TOOTHLESS;
as the Norway defenders were 
doing well in their BUSINESS.
Brazil earned a penalty shot, 
but, what a sensational save 
it was by Orjan NYLAND;
with the blessings of Thor, Odin and 
Loki, it was an excellent leap to net the 
ball with a header by Earling HAALAND.
Then after some minutes, another 
goal got scored by that same VIKING;
with a left footed shot in a grand 
dominating style like a KING.
On 05.07.2026, Neymar Jr 
did score from a penalty 
shot, but, it was too LATE;
Norway is playing this tournament like 
a 'Dark Horse' team and by 2-1 score, 
has shown Brazil, the exit GATE."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA WON A THRILLING MATCH BY 3-2 AGAINST CABO VERDE IN THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Welcome to Miami, the name 
of the stadium is 'Hard ROCK';
Argentine fans have luckily 
escaped a day of SHOCK.
Lionel Messi gave 1-0 lead 
with his smart left footed SHOT;
in the 2nd half, due to Deroy Duarte, 
it was 1-1, the scenario became HOT.
The Argentina 
team became 
too COMPLACENT;
to allow the Cabo Verde team 
to fight back again and again 
with cool TEMPERAMENT.
In the Extra time, 
Lisandro Martinez 
hunted like a sly FOX;
but, in reply, Sidny Lopes Cabral 
scored a sensational swinging 
goal from outside the penalty BOX.
Vozinha was just outstanding on 
03.07.2026 and Emiliano did 
some great saves TOO;
Lionel Messi did appreciate the 
fantastic goalkeeping by Vozinha 
after winning the match by 3-2."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA DEFEATED JORDAN BY 3-1 ON 28/06/2026 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 28th June 2026, for the 
first time in this World CUP;
Lionel Messi was not 
kept in the main LINEUP.
The match against Jordan was 
of not so much IMPORTANCE;
but, Giovani Lo Celso will 
surely go a long DISTANCE.
What a left footed swinging free 
kick by Lo Celso to take 1-0 LEAD;
even Lionel Messi appreciated that 
top class free kick with a smile INDEED.
Marcos Senesi got 
fouled by NIZAR;
the referee gave a penalty 
after checking in the 'VAR'.
Lautaro Martinez took the 
penalty shot and netted that ONE;
the Musa-al-Tamaari of Jordan 
made a sliding shot to make it 2-1.
Lionel Messi came in to play 
a magical cameo ROLE;
with a left footed low height shot, 
it is 3-1, as Messi scored a GOAL."- Arindam Sain

A GAME THAT IS POPULAR WORLDWIDE AND LOVED BY ALL !!!

"From Hokkaido to HAWAII;

everyone is singing 'DAI DAI'.

Shake it like Shakira, 

do dribbling like MESSI;

it is FIFA World Cup time 

again, in 2026, you SEE.

The name of the football 

is the 'Trionda' of ADIDAS;

the mascots, 'Maple', 'Zayu' 

and 'Clutch' are just top CLASS.

This time, there are 48 teams, 

number of groups are a DOZEN;

hang on, there are some twists 

here, ladies and GENTLEMEN.

2 top teams from each group will 

qualify for the knockout 'Round of 32';

even the 8 best teams in 3rd position 

of the groups will qualify TOO.

The honeymoon 

period is over in 

the league STAGE;

after reaching 'Round of 32', a team 

must win all 5 matches to become 

a champion in this modern AGE.

Hosted by Canada, USA and Mexico, 

enjoy the world class FOOTBALL;

a game that is popular 

worldwide and loved by ALL.

Can you see the football fans 

watching football matches on giant 

screens, enjoying it on any STREET;

when it comes to supporting your 

favourite team, devoid of nationality, it 

is like a single HEARTBEAT"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA BEAT AUSTRIA BY 2-0 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 22nd June 2026, the Austrian 
defence looked quite DEEP;
but, still, for Argentina, the 
road was not so STEEP.
Lautaro got tackled illegally 
both by Xaver and STAFAN;
the referee declared a 
penalty, see the FUN.
Alexander was happy as 
Lionel missed the PENALTY;
the Argentine Jersey No. 10 
player surely felt GUILTY.
It was a perfect diagonal MINUS;
Messi converted it as a BONUS.
Marcelo's free kick 
was at the TARGET;
but, it is Emiliano, one 
must not FORGET.
Still Austria failed to 
make it 1-1 at DALLAS;
in the 2nd half, Argentina got 
momentum due to NICOLAS.
In the stoppage time, 
Messi made it 0-2; 
and Argentina got qualified 
for the 'Round of 32'."- Arindam Sain

OI PLASTIC NOTE E THAAKUK BARONG NETAJI SUBHASH !!!

"BABLOO: 'Notun plastic note e, 
jano naa thaake oi 'Jaati r JANAK';
Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose chilo 
bolei British der norechilo TANAK.'

BABOOL: 'Ekdum thik 
bolecho bhaya, SABBASH;
oi Plastic note e thaakuk 
barong Netaji SUBHASH.'

BAABLA: 'Ei plastic note 
kintu besh TEKSOI; 
asha kora jaaye onek 
bachor teekbe NISCHOI.'

BALA: 'Plastic note er ojon aar 
kato hobe, oi baro jor 1 GRAM;
tobe haan, besh jotil aar kathin 
hoya chaai oi HOLOGRAM.'"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA WON BY 3-0 AGAINST ALGERIA IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 16th June 2026, Algeria could 
have stunned this strong SIDE; 
but, it was a bit of relief for the Latin 
American team as it was OFFSIDE.
As there was hardly 
any Man MARKING;
at the 17th minute, Lionel 
Messi scored like a KING.
Algerian goalkeeper 
fumbled for a SECOND;
Lionel Messi quickly
registered his SECOND.
Lionel Messi's 200th appearance 
has to be a memorable ONE;
with Messi's Hat-trick, the 
Argentina team WON."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED PAKISTAN BY 64 RUNS IN THE ICC T20 WOMEN WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Against Pakistan, on 14th June 2026;
Shafali Verma started with a SIX.
Smriti Mandhana kept on hitting 
sixes in a dominating MOOD;
the supporting knock of Harmanpreet 
Kaur at the other end was quite GOOD.
Towards the end, Richa Ghosh did ROAR,
with her 17 balls knock of 34.
In the score of 170, major contribution 
came from Smriti, who scored 68;
Pakistan lost their first wicket 
when their score was 38. 
'Deepti Direct Hit' was a good ONE;
to run out Muneeba Ali at her 41.

India fielders really took some 
good diving and quick CATCHES;
which will motivate their team 
for the rest of the MATCHES.
India won by 64 runs and on one over, 
the three batters failed to SURVIVE;
it was Deepti Sharma's over indeed and 
she finished his bowling figure at 10/5."- Arindam Sain

NO SUBSIDIES TO NPA BORROWERS !!!

"DEFAULTER: 'Let those PSU Bank 
staff say, whatever they want to SAY;
but, we are wilful defaulters by 
mindset, we will not PAY.'

LAWYER: 'Maybe, in this 
regard, you are just a NOVICE;
don't give too much importance on 
any 'National Lok Adalat' NOTICE.
China Government is very strong 
and their loan recovery is the 
highest and at its PEAK;
whereas due to votebank politics, 
when it comes to NPA recovery, the 
Indian Government is very WEAK.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Time 
has come to change some strategies 
in PSU Banks at this modern AGE;
don't worry about cost and time, 
implement it, that in any mortgage, 
it will be only 'Register MORTGAGE.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Why the courts 
are not sending 'National Lok Adalat' 
notice through POLICEMEN;
if the law officers of PSU Banks will not 
file legal notices and go for civil suit 
filing, how will banks do recovery THEN.'

BOARD MEMBER: 'Law Officers of 
PSU Banks are not so EFFICIENT; 
to do NPA Recovery, just by sending 
Lok Adalat notices are not SUFFICIENT.
In PSU Banks, make it mandatory, that 
several blank cheques to be signed by 
borrowers before loan DISBURSEMENT;
if any cheque bounces, PSU Banks can 
file a criminal case under Section 138 
based on that cheque INSTRUMENT.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Request 
all Banks to send the NPA borrowers 
list with respective Aadhaar and PAN;
the NPA borrowers of any Bank must 
not get subsidies or allowances from 
the Government, there must be a BAN.
By doing this, not only it will improve 
NPA Recovery but will also reduce 
the India's 'Fiscal DEFICIT';
also the cost cutting 
strategy by printing the 
plastic notes will be SUPERHIT.
Why the Article 279A(5) is still 
getting ignored by the GST COUNCIL;
there is always a way out, 
if there is a strong WILL.
The petrol price can be reduced to 
Rs.75 per litre, with 18% GST and just 
adding some 'Compensation CESS';
to increase fund inflow for income, devoid 
of politics, place and position, all the Indian 
states must support, 'ease of BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

LOVE, LUST, LOOT & LIES !!!

"JUDGE: 'You had 
a love MARRIAGE; 
then after one year, you 
had a MISCARRIAGE.
Then afterwards you 
became pregnant TWICE;
at that time, I assume that your 
married life was quite NICE.
You have a daughter 
and a SON;
still you are doing 
adultery, what's going ON.'

JUTHIKA: 'Adultery is not 
a crime, your HIGHNESS;
and there is no proof, my ex lover is 
my partner in my boutique BUSINESS.
My husband has failed to 
prove that with my EX; 
I am having love 
affair or having SEX.'

JOGESH: 'But, my Lord, I have 
submitted the hotel CCTV 
footage in the court, RIGHT; 
where both of them 
stayed at the same 
hotel on that NIGHT.'

JUTHIKA: 'Sir, you can check the 
hotel register, we have each 
booked a separate ROOM;
Jogesh feels so insecure and 
always doubts me, he is no 
more fit to remain as my GROOM.'

JUDGE: 'Mr. Jogesh, can you 
pay her 1 crore rupees as 
mutual divorce ALIMONY;
like other married women, in the 
name of mutual divorce, she 
wants to earn some MONEY.'

JOGESH: 'Rather you order 
the cops to arrest me and 
put me inside the JAIL;
this Indian judiciary system remains 
obsolete and regarding divorce 
cases, the system is bound to FAIL.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JULIE: 'Why do you drink so 
much alcoholic drinks to 
damage your LIVER;
this hot and juicy bar dancer 
is always ready to satisfy you, 
impregnate me, I will DELIVER.
I don't need to marry you, just in 
the 'live in relationship', you will 
be my child's biological FATHER;
I don't need your money, I 
earn a lot and I can raise my 
child, as a single MOTHER.'

JOGESH: 'India is yet to become 
a modern nation to give respect 
to any live in RELATIONSHIP; 
but, how to harass any groom in the 
name of divorce alimony, in that case, 
India will win any CHAMPIONSHIP.
Oh ! Julie, I can feel that 
true love of yours towards 
me through your EYES; 
true love does exist 
even in this age of 
Lust, Loot and LIES.'"- Arindam Sain

BRISTI PORLEI SHURU FOOTBALL, MAATH ER JOMA JWAL EI FOOTBALL BHAASE, AAR ERA SABAAI KHAAYE ACHAARH !!!

"Amar daak naam Goyko, ki 
jaani ke chilo GOYCOCHIYA; 
bhalo naam Rudra, baba r naam 
Rishi aar maa er naam RIYA.
Football e aami barabar ee 
goalkeeper hisebe BHALO;
taai bodhoy ei Goyko taa 
ee daak naam HOLO.
Amader graam er sab 
theke bhalo maath er paase 
royeche ekti khaal PAARH;
bristi porlei shuru football, maath 
er joma jwal ei football bhaase, 
aar era sabaai khaaye ACHAARH.
Amar kaache football aar 
aasena, sudhu dekhte thaaki 
oder kaada MAKHAMAAKHI;
sabai hnaapiye porlei football 
khela sesh, baari r jaanala diye 
amaaye jhaari maarto 'AANKHI'.
Khele sesh maanei, ebaar 
khaal er oi kom jwal e 
snaatar kaata r PAALA;
ekta daadu chhip fele bose thakto, 
amader awaaz shune bole uthto,
'Maach aar uthbena, ki JWAALA'.
Final match e, aami teen te goal 
bnaachiye diyechilam, Madhupur 
er chele gulo kintu DURDAANTO; 
kintu dwitiyo paarjaaye, amader 
Haripur er chele raa oder dour koriye 
koriye, ekdum kore dilo KLAANTO.
Extra time e abar 
ami daarun duto goal 
bnaachiye DILAAM;
byaash thik 2 minute baaki thaakte, 
Satyajit er deowa goal e amra 
tournament er final jeete GELAAM.
'Man of the Match' puraskaar 
paaini, kintu 'Man of the 
Tournament' hoyechilam AAMI;
puraskaar maanei puraskaar, 
je kono puraskaar ee 
aamar kache DAAMI.
Seyi Aankhi jaar baari oi sei 
khaal paarh er maath er PAASE;
se dekhi amar dike taakiye 
besh muchki muchki HAASE.
Lokjon prem e porle golaap 
phool daye, e dilo amake 
ekta holud gnaada PHOOL;
jaai hok, seyi laajuk misti 
meye ke biye kore ami 
korini kono BHOOL.
Ekhan toh amra dujonei sudhu 
thaaki Kolkata e, dujonei 
ekhan hoyechi buro aar BURI;
chele America e, meye England e, 
Kolkata e baari korlum, kintu fnaaka,
aamar boyesh ekhan teen KURI.
Onek bachor por ami aar Aankhi seyi 
khaal paarh e bose, kintu seyi maath 
e keyu khelche naa aar FOOTBALL;
Aankhi taar seyi baari r jaanala r 
dike cheye ache, aar amar haath taa 
dhore ache, taar chokh er kon e JWAL."- Arindam Sain

JUST LIKE IN METRO RAIL STATIONS, INSTALL AFC GATES OR STRICT FAREGATES IN ALL STATIONS, RAILWAYS ARE NOT FOR CHARITY !!!

"All the important railway 
stations of India must 
look like any AIRPORT;
the online ticket system 
has actually generated more 
revenues as per recent REPORT.
AC local trains to be increased 
by just charging twice more 
than the non-AC local train FARE;
in all stations, there should be the 
thaali system meals canteens and 
dispensaries to take medical CARE.
In every AC local trains, there should 
be two washrooms attached with 
each and every COMPARTMENT;
to provide speedy services, more 
recruitment to be done for each and 
every Indian Railways DEPARTMENT.
Strict ticket checking system inside 

the train and in all the railway stations 

will also ensure overall SECURITY;
just like in Metro Rail stations, install 
AFC gates or strict faregates in all 
stations, railways are not for CHARITY.
Automatically impose a fine, 
if anyone spits or throws 
garbage on any PLATFORM; 
in the online ticket booking app, there 
must be an option where passengers 
can fill and submit feedback FORM."- Arindam Sain

OH ! 'PRASAD' TAA TOH DEKHINI !!!

"MADAN: 'Oh ! 'Prasad' taa toh 
dekhini, erokom ekta bhool data 
entry korechi aamra, hey RAM;
eeni 'Lakkhi Bhandar' peten thik 
ee, kintu aasole 'Lakkhi Prasad 
Lahiri' ee eena r pooro NAAM.'

MANIK: 'Bhablum joma kore debo 
oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' er DATABASE; 
kintu tomader ei bhool data 
entry, ekdum khaaiye dile CASE.
Ekhan notun sarkar ebaar 
aanche baaro paata r form, 
notun kore korte hobe ABEDAN;
ekta choto data entry r bhool e kato 
kichu fnaash hoye galo balo dekhini, 
satyi ee tomra sab ek ek ta MADAN.'"- Arindam Sain

GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS MUST IMPROVE ITS INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Why private schools 
still demand DONATION;
all parents are not so 
rich in this NATION.
Yes, maybe, private schools 
are having shorter VACATION;
are those parents forced to invest 
more for a better EDUCATION.
Almost everyone debates 

about bringing back 

'Gurukul CULTURE';
but no one debates that the
government schools must 
improve its INFRASTRUCTURE. 
Good theoretical education 
is good as in marksheet, it 
helps to get a better GRADE;
but, in reality, the skill based 
practical education wins in the long 
run, as that knowledge will never FADE."- Arindam Sain

I AM JUST A MIDDLE CLASS COMMON MAN !!!

"At breakfast, 
no Egg TOAST,
at lunch, no 
Chicken ROAST,
neither a guest 
nor a GHOST,
not a hunter, but 
can be your HOST.
I didn't ever search in any 
AI app, what is true love, 
but my heart can feel IT;
wise men always say that 
romance in true love always 
keep humans healthy and FIT.
From top to bottom, 
you can SCAN;
I am just a middle 
class common MAN.
Not so rich is neither my 
bank balance nor WALLET;
enriched with a modern 
mentality is my MINDSET.
I don't know how to PROPOSE,
with a red colored ROSE;
but, one thing 
is SURE,
that my love 
towards you is PURE.
Your father insulted 
me by saying that 
I am JOBLESS;
but, I have recruited so many 
young people in my firm which 
is a successful startup BUSINESS.
In any business, there will 
be profit, there will be LOSS;
but at the end of the day, your lover 
is not an employee, he is the BOSS.
I am neither a government 
servant nor a CELEBRITY;
but an entrepreneur with 
sincerity and INTEGRITY.
As a common man, I am putting 
the marriage proposal in front of 
you, waiting for your ACCEPTANCE;
it is up to you now to take the 
decision, even if you reject, I will 
move on without any GRIEVANCE."- Arindam Sain

TAARA BISHBRIKKHO R BEEJ ROPON KORE GACHE, NAAMEI BANGLADESH, AASOLE ROYE GACHE SEYI PURBA PAKISTAN !!!

"Border e, barood er 
gandho, bullet er SHABDO;
Bharatiya Sainik ra jaane kibhabe 
shatru der ke korte hoy JABDO.
Dharma r opor bhitti kore 
taara Hindu der ke taariye diye 
tairi koreche BANGLADESH;
Hindu der mon e knaata taar oraa 
ee diyeche aagey kaajei ei desh e aar 
korte deowa jaabena ANUPRABESH.
Naamei Bangladesh er janagan,  
othocho Bangabandhu ebong 
Kaviguru ke kore ASAMMAN;
taara bishbrikkho r beej ropon kore 
gache, naamei Bangladesh, aasole
roye gache seyi Purba PAKISTAN.
Emni emni ki aar Pradhan 
Mantri korlen Bangaali 
Hindu der ke PRANAAM;
eto anuprabesh hocchilo je, 
Hindu raa naa jaagle hoyto bodle 
jeto Paschimbanga r NAAM.
Baampanthi raa aasole China, 
Pakistan aar Bangladesh 
keyi besi BHALOBAASE;
taai bodhoy Hindu raa 
atyachaarito holey, Comrade 
gulo muchki muchki HAASE.
Yug e, yug e, kaal e, kaal e, 
Hindu dharma ke bnachaate, 
eseche Bhagwan er AVATAR;
CIA o haar meneche Bangaali Hindu 
der kaache, ebaar sab border elaaka 
e, bose jaabe KNAATA TAAR.
Medinipur e, khabaar er pratham e 
deowa hoy ucche seddho baa neem 
begoon, ekdum seshe aasbe MISTI;
eta ee prakriti r niyam, khub garam 
porbe, ghaam jhorhbe, tobei aase 

swasti r jhoro haowa aar BRISTI."- Arindam Sain

WITH EFFECT FROM 1ST APRIL 2027, MERGER OF PSU BANKS IS A NECESSITY !!!

"FINANCE MINISTER: 'As it 
is a difficult phase, be it in 
any village or in any CITY;
with effect from 
1st April 2027, merger of 
PSU Banks is a NECESSITY.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Lots 
of videos we are seeing 
regarding this on YOUTUBE;
India Overseas Bank must 
merge with Canara Bank, the IOB 
staff can be trained in 'FLEXCUBE'.
PNB must acquire both Union 
Bank of India and the bank 
named as 'Punjab and SIND';
South must meet North, it will be 
an example of unity in diversity, a 
moment to proudly say, 'JAI HIND'.
Uco Bank and Bank of India must 
merge with Bank of Baroda, an 
example of  'East meets WEST'; 
the feasibility of merger of Central 
Bank of India and Bank of Maharashtra 
with Indian Bank is the BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

100 SAFFRON COLORED BUSES WITH SOLAR ENERGY, CNG AND HYDROGEN FUEL IN KOLKATA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Let us open a partnership 
firm to operate buses through Solar 
energy, CNG and HYDROGEN; 
the name of the company will be 
Saffron, the uniform will be saffron, 
for each bus, we will recruit two MEN.'

BABOOL: 'Ok, there will be 100 saffron 
colored buses in Kolkata, with 4 routes, 
25 buses in each route for TRANSPORT;
the 4 routes are Howrah to Joka, 
Howrah to Patuli, Howrah to Khardah 
and Howrah to Dumdum AIRPORT.'

BABLA: 'In these 50 seater saffron 
buses, standing not allowed, no one 
can board, if there is no vacant SEAT;
30 rupees fare for the first 10 Kms, 
40 rupees fare above 10 Kms, 
fully AC Bus to beat the HEAT.'

BALA: 'The energy from the Solar 
Rooftop will be used for lights & AC, 
ticket payment can be done ONLINE;
the driver can switch from CNG to 
Hydrogen and vice versa, at night, 
there will be no buses after NINE.'"- Arindam Sain

MERGE INTERNAL DEPARTMENTS TO GET MORE STAFF AND UTILIZE THEM TO NEW ZONES AS IN EACH ZONE THERE WILL BE ONLY 40 BRANCHES !!!

"CEO: 'Suddenly, why are 
we so inclined towards 
'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
because we liked redundancy 
and regarding any smart works, 
we showed NEGLIGENCE.'

CONSULTANT: 'Exactly, so, first 
start with the policy of 'Merger 
of Internal DEPARTMENT';
Merge FI with Marketing (FIM), merge 
credit monitoring with recovery & law
(CMRL) to do final NPA SETTLEMENT.
Club Administration, Inspection 
and P&D (AIPD) together and 
they will sit just beside your CABIN;
it will give you better control to 
decide which redundant paperwork 
can be thrown in the DUSTBIN.'

CEO: 'IT and Premises Department 
can be clubbed too, (ITP) it can 
be handled by any IT guy ALONE;
By merging, we will get extra staff, 
now, let us divide zones, only 40 
branches will be there in each ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

BE CAREFUL, BE VIGILANT, ALWAYS CROSS CHECK, DON'T FALL IN THE 'LOVE JIHAD' TRAP !!!

"In this world of 
lies and DECEPTION,
true love does not exist, 
is a wrong PERCEPTION;
but, yes, you never know what 
is happening at your BEHIND, 
even if it happens in front of 
you, sometimes love is BLIND.
When in love, your heart 
allows POSSESSIVENESS;
but, you never know, for your 
lover, that love is just a BUSINESS.
The frequency between lovebirds must 
match, even if there is a huge age GAP;
be careful, be vigilant, always cross 
check, don't fall in the 'Love Jihad' TRAP."- Arindam Sain