CLAIM YOUR MONEY BEFORE IT GOES TO 'DEPOSITOR EDUCATION AND AWARENESS FUND' !!!

"CUSTOMER: 'Sir, where from RBI is 
getting so much money to do ads 
with the help of any big CELEBRITY;
PSU Banks except SBI hardly do ads 
with the help of any celebrity, in this 
regard, can you give me CLARITY.'

PSU BANK MANAGER: 'Unlike any 
PSU Bank, RBI is not involved in direct 
customer dealing banking BUSINESS;
but, yes, by using the unclaimed 
deposits of bank customers, RBI does 
ads to create financial AWARENESS.'

CUSTOMER: 'Sir, what 
is unclaimed DEPOSIT ?
if that problem remains, 
how to fix IT ?'

PSU BANK MANAGER: 'Say, you, a 
customer of any Indian Bank opened 
a savings account on 19th July 1969;
you have not operated the account, 
then it becomes unclaimed, and 
then 'DEAF' after 19th July 1979.
The money which was in 
your savings ACCOUNT,
no matter whatever 
may be the AMOUNT;
it will go to RBI (DEAF), 'Depositor 
Education and Awareness FUND',
once it goes to DEAF, no matter 
what you do, you will not get REFUND.'

CUSTOMER: 'Sir, as per bank letter 
received by post, my father's name 
is featuring in that DEAF list TOO;
the amount in my father's savings 
account is Twenty Two Thousand 
Two Hundred and Twenty TWO.
My father will submit duly signed 
DEAF claim form, KYC documents 
and complete the ekyc, ckyc, rekyc 
biometric AUTHENTICATION;
this DEAF account will reflect in balance 
sheet of each and every Indian Bank, 
many customers will get back money, 
due to this COMMUNICATION.'"- Arindam Sain

KABJA KARENGE 'RANGPUR' AUR 'CHATTAGRAM'; JAI SIYA RAM, JAI SHRI RAM !!!

"Kabja karenge 'Rangpur' 
aur 'CHATTAGRAM';
Hindu o ki hatya ka badla lenge, 
Jai Siya Ram, Jai Shri RAM.
Milega Bharat ko do naya rajya, 
'Chattagram' aur 'RANGPUR';
bahut jald hee hoga, woh 
din nahi hain jyada DUR.
Abhi bhi waqt hain, sudhar 
jaaye Bangladesh ke LOG;
nahi toh vaccine taiyaar hain, usse 
thik kar denge aatankbaad jaise ROG.
Bangladesh ki mitti par phir ekbaar 
Pakistani aatankwadi o ne kar liya hain 
kabza, yeh log hain 'RAZAKAR';
'Chhatra Andolan' mein ghush gaya 
woh log, aur 'Deep State' ki madad 
se gira diya 'Sekh Hasina' ki SARKAR.
Phir se Bangladesh ho 
gaya hain 'East PAKISTAN';
Bangladeshi o bhool kaise gaye, ke 
tum logon ka baap hain HINDUSTAN.
Yaa toh apne baap 
ke saran mein AAO;
nahi toh Palestine jaisa 
bhikhari desh bann JAAO.
Joh andolan kiya, joh Bangaali Muslim 
o ko Pakistani o khilaaf ladna shikaya 
woh hain Sheikh Mujibur RAHAMAN;
ussi ko inh logon ne maar diya, 
murti torh diya, Bangladeshi log 
hote hee hain ekdum BEIMAAN.
Jab 'Pal' vansh ke Raja o ka 
raaj tha Bangaal mein, tab 
Arab ke saath hoti thi 
niryaat aur AAYAAT; 
Pehle Bangaal mein sab Hindu teh, 
1300 saal mein Islam aaya Bangaal 
mein, Arab logon ne ek khaandaani 
sanskriti ki laayi SAUGAAT.
Wohi khandaani sanskriti poore 
Hindustan mein baani ek MISAAL;
Nawab Sirajuddoula ki deshbhakti, 
itihaas ke panno mein hain BEMISAAL.
East India Company isiliye jung 
jeet gaya, kyon ki Mir Zafar nikla 
ek number ka GADDAR;
Tab Bangaali hee sab se khatarnak 
teh, aur Bangaal kabza kar ke, angrez 
o ne khol liya satta ka DWAAR.
Samay ke saath saath, purvi 
Bangaal mein kho gaya woh 
khaandaani RIWAAJ;
Urdu bolne wale Pakistani 
log karne laage ush purvi 
Bangaal mein RAJ.
Kareeb 30 lakh Bangaali musalman 
o ki hatya kar di Urdu bolne wale 
musalman o ne, tab huyi Bangla 
Bhasha Andolan ki SHURUAAT; 
Indira Gandhi ke netritwa mein 
Bharatiya sena ne bhi Pakistan ke 
khilaaf yuddh kiya, diya Bangaali 
mukti yoddha ka SAATH.
Bangladesh mein Jinnah 
aur Mir Zafar jaise log 
abhi bhi hain LEKIN;
badalte huye halaat aur barbarta 
ko maddhe nazar raakhte huye, 
itna toh ho gaya hain YAKEEN."- Arindam Sain

WAKE UP NOW, BECAUSE THE MORE YOU SLEEP; THE MORE YOUR FAMILY WILL WEEP !!!

"Wake up now, because 
the more you SLEEP;
the more your family 
members will WEEP.
Wherever they 
become MAJORITY;
they start killing 
the MINORITY.
Don't get trapped by their sweet 
words, romantic approaches 
and fake decent BEHAVIOUR;
they are demons waiting to 
eat you up, when they feel 
that you all have no SAVIOUR.
Even nations which were 
earlier so WONDERFUL;
these fundamentalists ruined it 
and they are so UNFAITHFUL.
No matter how much highly 
educated you all ARE;
but, sometimes your mind 
blindness is really BIZARRE.
You guys are not smart 
enough to understand that 
they are like any PARASITE;
even in this modern age, in the name 
of bloody outdated and superstitious 
caste system, you guys don't UNITE.
Be a warrior, don't be 
too late, now it is high time 
for you all to UNDERSTAND;
protect yourself, protect your 
family members and protect 
your MOTHERLAND."- Arindam Sain

FOR THE BENGALI FOOTBALL LOVERS, THE 13TH DECEMBER 2025 IS A BLACK SATURDAY !!!

"The event management in 
Kolkata was completely MESSY;
it was indeed an indirect insult 
to the legendary Lionel MESSI.
The football lovers paid 
so much money, maybe 
the app is 'DISTRICT';
how 20 rupees water bottles 
got sold for 150 rupees, why 
Kolkata cops were not STRICT ? 
The football lovers in Kolkata could 
not even see Lionel Messi, what an 
example of callous ADMINISTRATION;
they played with the emotion of 
football lovers, as a result, the football 
lovers showed their AGITATION.
Yuva Bharati Krirangan stadium 
will get repaired AGAIN; 
but, can the Bengal sports minister 
compensate the Messi fans' PAIN ?
For the Bengali football lovers, 
the 13th December 2025 
is a Black SATURDAY;
Lionel Messi is like the God of 
football to his fans, but, the sports 
minister ruined it, we must SAY.
Any legendary footballer visits 
different places around the world 
to promote the game of FOOTBALL;
Footballers are hardly interested in 
politics or politicians, they want to 
connect with football lovers after ALL.
On 13th December 2025, in 
Hyderabad, Lionel Messi 
enjoyed every MOMENT;
as Telengana Chief Minister 
played football and didn't hijack 
organizer's event MANAGEMENT.
In Kolkata, the basic 
administration, the Bengal 
administrator cannot ASSURE;
that's why, wise men said long 
time ago that prevention 
is better than CURE.
Bangabhoomi, which is famous for 
Mohun Bagan and East Bengal has 
failed today to maintain brand IMAGE;
refund ticket price money to them 
instead of doing drama of an inquiry 
committee for such public OUTRAGE."- Arindam Sain

MONEY IS THE REAL MAGNET !!!

"There is no 
time to ADJUST;
wise men said that 
flexibility is a MUST.
But, nowadays, hardly 
there is any TRUST; 
as love is being 
dominated by LUST.
In today's world, path 
of love is not STEEP; 
because the impact of 
romance is not so DEEP.
Those romantic days are 
gone, when, after falling in 
love, you could not SLEEP;
when, after an emotional breakup 
of romantic life, while lying on the 
bed, quietly, the girls used to WEEP. 
The reason is simple, our 
mind is getting governed 
by an electronic GADGET;
and then to add fuel to the 
fire, there are several social 
media platforms in the INTERNET.
Only 'Give and Take' 

policy, provided the bull 

has a good amount of 

money in his WALLET;
the divine vibration has been 

enjoyed on a priority basis, the 

bull is like a sugar daddy here, 

as money is the real MAGNET."- Arindam Sain

IT IS YOU AND YOU ONLY, WHO SETS THE TONE; THEN WHY TO FEAR ANY SUPER CYCLONE !!!

"Some may say that 
what's in a NAME; 
but, it really matters in terms 
of brand value in any GAME.
Time teaches you the art of 
attracting anyone by utilising 
your artistic reference FRAME; 
enjoy simple and little things, it 
maintains the warmth of your heart 
within by igniting romantic FLAME.
In this universe, 
no one is ALONE;
within your mind, your 
soul is your CLONE.
It is you and you only, 
who sets the TONE;
then why to fear 
any super CYCLONE.
In summer, you feel like spending 
more time inside the swimming POOL;
during winter only, you remember and 
respect any garments made of WOOL.
Human psychology changes 
with time and ambience, no one 
is neither too smart nor too FOOL;
experience is the best manual of daily
life experiments, it teaches you, how at 

odd times, you will stay COOL."- Arindam Sain

YOU BELIEVE IN GENDER EQUALITY, THAT'S GOOD, NOW, WE MUST EQUALLY SPLIT THE RESTAURANT BILL !!!

"VAISHALI: 'Hi, I am Vaishali, 
I hope that you have liked this 
restaurant, it is a nice PLACE; 
look, let me tell you that  I am 
a feminist, I always prefer 
to have a personal SPACE.
No matter whatsoever, I 
believe in gender EQUALITY; 
and I believe in brand 
value and good QUALITY.
The food items were 
very delicious RIGHT;
it is indeed a very good 
romantic dinner date NIGHT.

VAIBHAV: 'You believe in gender 
equality, that's good, now, we must 
equally split the restaurant BILL;
no cash, no problem, relax, QR 
code is there in this restaurant, you 
pay 50%, I pay 50%, so just CHILL.'

VAISHALI: 'No, no, you got 
my concept, totally WRONG;
after all, you men are always 
dominating and STRONG.
Gender equality and paying 
50% bill is not the SAME;
Men must always pay the full 
restaurant bill, that's the real GAME.'

VAIBHAV: 'Madam, this is my ID 
Card, I am an Intelligence officer, 
I came here to INVESTIGATE;
so, this restaurant owner gives you 
30% commission on the bill for what 
you and your dating partner ATE.
So many single men have been 
fooled by you through a dating app 
by inviting them to a dating DINNER;
as I am a spy, the Special Task Force 
assigned me this investigation by saying, 
'If she is guilty, it is time to warn HER'.'

VAISHALI: 'But, you can't take any 
action against me, you can only 
create a social AWARENESS; 
this Gen-Z generation boys are not 
so smart, and we girls always fool 
them by dating to run our BUSINESS.'

VAIBHAV : 'A man associated with 
you, did a video call as a fake cop to 
a single man whom you dated HERE;
with a recorded video call session, you 

blackmailed that man, and he lodged a 
complaint to a cyber cell SOMEWHERE.
Your real boyfriend who is actually a fake 

cop has been arrested and the cyber 
cell cops are waiting for you OUTSIDE; 

for the time being, we, intelligence 
officers have to provide some treatment 
to this restaurant owner INSIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

OUR GEN-Z MEN MUST TAKE DOWRY AS A SECURITY DEPOSIT; IF HIS WIFE DEMANDS ALIMONY, JUST RETURN THAT DOWRY AMOUNT, THAT'S IT !!!

"GIRL'S FATHER: 'We are strictly 
against dowry, why in marriage, there 
should be any transaction of MONEY;
but, yes, my elder daughter got divorce 
by filing a domestic violence case and 
she got 20 lakhs as divorce ALIMONY.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! please don't mind, 
but, it is the brutal truth that your elder 
daughter is a sophisticated PROSTITUTE;
for having a 'Suhag Raat', your daughter 
looted him, if she is not a characterless 
girl, all the money she must RESTITUTE.'

GIRL'S FATHER: See, nowadays this is the 
trend and why should a girl not misuse the 

loopholes of obsolete Indian marriage ACT;

that's the reason why non-working women 
always marry high salaried men, after all, 
this is an easy business in FACT.'

COMMON MAN: 'As your younger 
daughter is also a non working WOMAN;
and I am a salaried person, so, you have 
to give me dowry as much as you CAN.
Your daughters are like any 'Made 
in China' product, there is no 
warranty or guarantee at ALL;
I want 20 lakhs in dowry through valuable 
gifts only like gold, car, etc, and for you 
such pimp, the amount is very SMALL.
Our Gen-Z men must take 
dowry as a security DEPOSIT; 
if his wife demands alimony, just 
return that dowry money, that's IT.'"- Arindam Sain

TOBE EIBAARE PRAJAPATI DEKHTE PAAI JANO, ONEK TOH DEKHLUM SUYOPOKA !!

"Ki hriday peyecho hey KHOKA;
mastiska dekhchi ekebarei BOKA.
Ghano ghano porcho prem 
e, kheye o jaccho DHOKHA; 
tobe eibaare prajapati dekhte paai 
jano, onek toh dekhlum SUYOPOKA.
Prem maanei kintu 
noy jharh, noy kono 
damka HAAOWA;
prem maane besh haalka haalka 
boibe baatash, aar paal tola 
nouko e kore bheshe JAAOWA.
Joyaar o neyi, bhaata o 
neyi, kintu tobu o jano 
nadi r jwal e royeche TAAN;
premika r seyi misti haasi 
aar mridu kanthoswar shune 
jano juriye jaaye PRAAN.
Prem e porle, hriday 
thaake ekdum FURFURE;
mastiska o bole othe, je ei charitra 
ta hoye jaak ebaar ektu BHAVAGHURE.
Jeevan e joyar bhata r mato, 
ache boiki asha o NIRAASHA; 
tobu hridmajhare more o jano 
morena, satyikaar er BHALOBASHA."- Arindam Sain

GHAR E, GHAR E PRADEEP JWAALO, GHUCHIYE DAAO ANDHAKAAR, SABAAR JEEVAN E AASUK AALO !!!

"Aajker din ei toh firechilen maryada 
purushottam Bhagaban RAM; 
charidike aalo r roshnai teh 
seje uthechilo Ayodhya DHAM.
Sei anand e, ghar e, 
ghar e pradeep JWAALO;
ghuchiye daao andhakaar, 
sabaar jeevan e aasuk AALO.
Charidike samudra diye ghera 
amader ei chotto sobuj DWEEP;
samudra saikat e aaj jwolche 
kato shato PRADEEP.
Ei dweep e Tamil aar Bangaali 
ra milemishe thaaki, sabai 
ke jaanai 'Shubho DEEPAVALI;
ekhaane amra Bangaali ra Kali 
pujo o kori boiki besh dhumdham 
kore, ekhano hoy poshu BALI.
Pradeep er aalo e, jwaljwal korche 
charidik, jodi o ei raat taa AMAVASYA;
Maa Kali r aashirvad e, dur hok 
amader jeevan er sab SAMASYA."- Arindam Sain

SANGSAR E JANO THAAKE SUKH O SHAANTI !!!

"Gaacher tala e bose, taamuk 
niye haath e, thakurda korche 
aaowaaz, 'purr purr PURR';
chorui paakhi gulo mon er anand 
e, ei bose toh ei orhe, aar korche 
aaowaaz, 'furr furr FURR.'
Vidyalay gulo teh je 
bhaipnhota obdi 
diye diyeche CHUTI;
taai toh pratidin aamra khelchi keet 
keet, bou basanti, kabaddi, danguli, 
marble, baaghbandi ebong teen GUTI.
Duti graam er moddhe 
diye boye gache ekta 
chotto khaal, sekhane 
aamra baaite jaayi DINGAA;
neel akash e penja tulo r mato 
megh, khaal er dui dhaare kaash 
phool, kakhano dekha jaaye 
paankouri, kakhano MAACHRAANGA.
Dingaa ta asole lakkhi r baba 
r, asole or baba je maajhi, 
majhemoddhe gaan gaaye 
boiki, bodhoy 'BHAATIAALI';
ei lakkhi r palla e pore, amar hoyeche 
chhip diye maach dhorbaar nesha, 
ektu baro maach porlei, lakkhi 
khusi hoye, daye HAATHTAALI.
Sarat kaal e, ei pujo r 
chuti teh, upolobdhi kori 
boiki Bangabhoomi r 
prakriti r ei sundar ROOP;
Durga pujo sesh, sabaar ektu mon 
kharap, jyotsna raat er akaash e, 
kato taara r samagam, jhijhi poka kintu 
dekei choleche, se motei hoyna CHUP.
Aasche lakkhi pujo, oi purnima 
raat e, saara raat dhore khelbo 
amra kabaddi, kaku raa khelbe 
taash, aar daadu ra khelbe PASHA;
lakkhi abaar besh bhalo ee banaaye 
narkol er naaru, aaro katarakam naaru 
baanaye, garam luchi aar gaaowa 
ghee diye chola r dal, ekdum KHAASHA.
Proti bachor lakkhi pujo kore 
graam bangla r onek CHAASHA;
falan ta bhalo hok, hey maa 
lakkhi, mon e royeche eituku ASHA.
Samriddhi aante giye, hoy boiki 
ektu kasto, hoy boiki KLAANTI;
kintu aashirvad karo hey maa lakkhi, 
sangsar e jano thaake sukh o SHAANTI."- Arindam Sain

WHY TO PLAY 'HIDE AND SEEK' !!!

"My heart was filled 
with joy, and excitement 
was in full FLOW;
full of positive energy 
and I was wearing a t-shirt 
which was YELLOW.
After seeing you, when 
my heart slipped towards 
you, I got no CLUE;
with long hairs and a smile 
you did magic on me, and 
your beautiful saree was BLUE.
Ironically, once 
my EX-GIRLFRIEND 
Introduced you to me 
as her best FRIEND.
At that juncture, 
my heart was 
occupied by HER;
never thought that a break-up 
will happen and I have 
to search for ANOTHER.
Now if you proceed towards 
me, then there is a high chance 
that she will CRITICIZE;
by saying to the people that her 
best friend has played some 
tricks to hack her best PRIZE.
Very soon, our level 
of romance will reach 
at its highest PEAK;
let the world know that 
we are lovebirds, why to 
play 'Hide and SEEK'."- Arindam Sain

KOTHAY LEKHA ACHE, JE PREM E AGHAAT PELE, HOTEI HOBE DEVDAS !!!

"KAALU: 'Prem e porbaar aage 
ei lokta chilo CHAATAAL; 
prem e aghaat peye ekhan 
ei lokta ee hoyeche MAATAAL.

LAALU: 'Liver taa praaye gache, madh 
kheye kheye koreche SARBANASH;
Kothay lekha ache, je prem e 
aghaat pele, hotei hobe DEVDAS.'

DHABALI: 'Amra teen jon mile 
toh katobaar bojhano r chesta 
korechi, 'Ekta premika gache 
toh gache, abar aasbe onyo KEYU'; 
oke dosh diye o laabh nei, ki korei 
baa bujhbe amader bhasha, 
bhabche bodhoy ekta maataal ke 
dekhe, korchi sudhu gheyu GHEYU.'"- Arindam Sain

OI CHOKH ER JWAL JHORE JAAOWA MUHURTE, AAMI O AASI, KINTU CHUPI CHUPI, AAMAR NAAM SHAANTI !!!

"Prithibi r buk CHIREY,
aami aasi firey FIREY;
kato ee naa yuddha, kato ee 
naa mrityu, kato ee naa rakto 
jaaye jhore, tarpor aase KLAANTI;
oi chokh er jwal jhore jaaowa 
muhurte, aami o aasi, kintu chupi 
chupi, aamar naam SHAANTI.
Jakhan sukh samriddhi thaake, 
takhan ee dekhi ek shreni r 
maanush kore beshi YUDDHA; 
pratham pratham bujhtam naa, ekhan 
besh bujhte paari, je, kano orokom 
bhabe haase oi 'Laughing BUDDHA'.
Khaali haath e esecho, jaabe 
o khaali haath e, santusto 
thaako jato tuku korecho ARJAN;
lobh thekei aase durniti, aar oi durniti ee 
aane hingsha dik e dik e, tarpor gota jaati 
taar hoye jaaye ek prokaar BISARJAN.
Aami toh Shanti, aatma o khoje 
aamaye, othocho aagun e pure 
chaai hoye gache taar SHARIR;
mon er baasona jatokkhon na hoy 
paripurna, se jano ek ashaanto 
nadi, moteyi royena dhir STHIR."- Arindam Sain

WITHIN YOUR HEART, THE SWEET MEMORIES AND RELATIONSHIPS WILL ALWAYS REMAIN !!!

"Life is a journey, be 
it on air, on water or 
on any type of WHEEL;
what remains in your 
memory, is the happiness 
in that journey that you FEEL.
While running, you may not get 
time to look back, as your mind 
has become too STRATEGIC;
but, the world is round, when you are 
running, you may meet your old friends 
again, to make you feel NOSTALGIC.
All journeys may not 
be so INTERESTING;
but appreciate the experiences 
with it, that those journeys do BRING.
If your mind is like a river 
water, it will always FLOW; 
sometimes speedy, 
sometimes SLOW.
In the competitive business world, 
there will be a loss, there will be a GAIN;
but, within your heart, sweet memories 
and relationships will always REMAIN."- Arindam Sain

UCHIT SHIKKA DEOWAA EE UCHIT, BHENGE DEOWA UCHIT EI ATYACHAARI R AHANKAAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei je shuncho, 
ohe laal tupi pora BHAI; 
amader kintu oi 'Abhaya' r 
bichaar taa ee aagey CHAAI. 
Accha erokom bhera r mato magaz 
kano peyeche katogulo dudhel GAAI;
paa e bandage jato ee bnaadho, 
ebaar kintu chhirbe HAAOWAAI.'

BABLOO: 'Chor gulo sab ek 
hayo, raho ekdum saath SAATH;
janagan jaa khepe ache, kabhi 
bhi maar sakta hain LAATH.
Ke aasbe jaanina, tobe 
firchena aar BAAM;
Hindu Rashtra hobei 
hobe, Jai Jai Shri RAM.'

BABLA: 'GST komeche 
bolei ki eto ROSH;
GST r 50% raajoswo teh 
bhore jaaye rajyer RAJKOSH.
Kaar jano besh
baro GALAA;
knaapche naaki seyi 
baari r opor TALAA.'

BALA: 'Mastiska toh 
bolchei bolche, je hotei 
paare PARAJOY;
noile ki aar emni emni 
erokom haasya koutuk e 
bhara rangamancha tairi HOY.
Se je ee aasuk 
bhai, parivartan 
taa khub ee DARKAAR;
uchit shikkha deowa ee 
uchit, bhenge deowa uchit 
ei atyachaari r AHANKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

TO PROVE THAT I AM GENUINE AND MY PROFILE IS AUTHENTIC, WHY SHOULD I WASTE ANY MONETARY AMOUNT !!!

"MARKETING PERSON: 'I have sent 
you a link, on it, you just CLICK; 
then after verification, your 
profile will get a blue TICK.
This blue tick will prove that 
your profile is AUTHENTIC; 
now pay us, select the payment 
system you want to PICK.'

COMMON MAN: 'Just hang on, 
why do I need to prove that 
this is my genuine ACCOUNT;
to prove that I am genuine and 
my profile is authentic, why should 
I waste any monetary AMOUNT.
You Americans are very smartly fooling 
the Indian users in the name of Blue 
Tick and Profile AUTHENTICITY;
why a person needs to prove his/her 
genuineness by paying American firm, 

it is surely a shrewd PUBLICITY.'"- Arindam Sain

MADHYABITTO DER MUKHE EKTU HOLE O FUTBE BOIKI HAASI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Peepilika r 
paakhna GAJAAYE;
tarpor ki jaani kothay 
je urrey JAAYE.
Je sudhu nongra rajneeti taa ee 
bojhe, paarivarik byabsaa taa ee bojhe, 
ebong kore sainik der ke APOMAAN; 
bujhte hobe, je taar ei desh ebong ei 
desh er janagan er proti neyi kono 
shraddha, bhalobasa o SAMMAN.'

BABOOL: 'Ei kolijoog e, maanush 
er charitra o hoyeche BHYAJAAL;
ke bhalo aar ke mando, seta jaante, 
ED ke o pete raakhte hoy MAYAJAAL.
Naam o toh nakal hotei paare, 
dekhe naao oita oirakam KINAA;
noile 'Love Jihad' er kheloyaar 
bole othe, 'Buddhu ban gayi HASINA'.'

BABLA: 'Emnitei toh 
ekhane shilpo bolte, 
oi chullu, chop aar BIRI;
Digha e gele toh aar seyi aasol 
Jagannath er darshan o paaben na, 
aar shunte o paaben na, 'DHAIKIRIKIRI'.'

BALA: 'Onek jinish er oporei 
komeche GST, madhyabitto der 
mukhe ektu hole o futbe boiki HAASI; 
kichu osudh o swasthya bima theke GST 
uthlo, tractor aar harvester er daam o 
kombe, upokrito hoben onek CHAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY GIRLS ARE SO SHAMELESS !!!

"LADY POLICE: 'Nowadays, 
so many girls are just hungry 
for sex, sex and SEX;
in many cases, these girls after getting 
married to someone else, are caught red 
handed in any hotel room with her EX.
As it is a rule in India only that Adultery 
is not a crime, these girls are just 
making their husband, a SCAPEGOAT;
they are marrying any government servant 
or highly paid professional to use it like 
an ATM card and riding on another BOAT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Even, on 
social media, so many 
girls are so SHAMELESS;

that they are almost exposing their 

private parts and they say that making 
hot reels is a lucrative BUSINESS.
Strict laws to be amended that for making 
all those bad content reels, no social media 

company should make any PAYMENT;

those reels which are vulgar and contain 
adult content should not be on any social 
media in the name of ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

BIDYA DAAO, BUDDHI DAAO, HEY SHIDDIDAATA GANESH !!!

"Bidya daao, buddhi daao, 
hey shiddidaata GANESH;
era jaa koreche shuru, sab bidya 
buddhi ee dekhchi hoye jabe SESH.
Guliye feleche samasta 
itihaas aar BHUGOL;
er por konodin bole bosbe, jeh 
prithibi toh chyapta, noy toh GOL.
Ekta jaati r moddhe shikka ke sesh 
kore dile, se jaati hoy jaaye sesh, thik 
ee bolechilen Nelson MANDELA; 
seyi Hirak Rajar desh er cinema r mato, 
'aar pass fail nei', byaash sudhu ee 
mid day meal, aar khela aar MELA.
Biri bnaadho, madh tairi 
karo, bhaajo aaloo r CHOP;
Shalboni teh naaki steel plant hobe, 
Spain e giye ke jano diyechilo ei DHOP.
Firey eso firey eso, baaire kano acho 
tomra, aabar asche je NIRBAACHAN;
5000 taka kore debo, vote hoye gele, 
abar tomra okhanei firey jeyo TAKHAN.
Aar je kano maarpit korchena 
Hindu aar MUSALMAN;
jato eder moddhe kora jaabe vibhajaan 
er rajneeti, tato ee muskil AASAAN.
Jaader ke diye bhebechilo 
chaalabe bomaa SHILPO;
taara o bujhte shikeche, prashno korche, 
aar maanche na kono dhop er GALPO."- Arindam Sain