WHY THERE ARE SO MANY ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTIONS UNDER KOLKATA MUNICIPAL CORPORATION ?

"A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Sir, I have heard 
that after demonetization of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 rupee notes, 
your house was raided by the officials of Income Tax DEPARTMENT; 
it means that you are also a 
corrupted person like me and that 
I-T raid was just a harsh COMPLIMENT. 
Sir, illegally, without any sanction from 
Corporation Office, how to make an illegal CONSTRUCTION ? 
Illegally, without any sanction from Corporation Office, 
how to have a drainage system and water CONNECTION ?' 
A CORRUPTED EXECUTIVE ENGINEER: 'The procedure is very simple; 
if you can bribe me and some of my colleagues 
with a huge amount of CASH; 
then we will throw all those 
legal papers regarding norms and procedures 
of Corporation Office in a TRASH.'  
A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Fantastic! 
All your statements have been recorded in the form of a 
video footage in this hidden camera and I have to 
arrest you without any HESITATION;  
now, we are understanding why 
there are so many 
illegal constructions under 
Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION ?'" - Arindam Sain 

BOTH DELHI AND WEST BENGAL STATE MUST BE DECLARED A DRY STATE !!!

"In Delhi and West Bengal, the numbers of murders, 
extortions, molestations, sexual abuses 
and rapes are INCREASING; 
the drunkard anti-socials and drunkard 
rich spoilt brats are committing heinous crimes 
which is very alarming and SURPRISING. 
In Delhi, anywhere and at anytime, at any place, 
anybody can sexually abuse, molest, 
rape and murder a WOMAN; 
but, only candle lights march with a tagline of 'Nirbhaya' 
makes the News Headlines and the rapists roam around 
freely as every Delhite feels helpless as a 'COMMON MAN'.
If you die like a martyr at the Indo-Pak Border 
as a soldier, then as a resident of West Bengal, 
it is regarded as a DISCREDIT; 
but, as a resident of West Bengal, if you die by 
drinking alcohol, then in your savings account, you will 
get Rs. 5 lakhs as a reward as it is regarded as a big CREDIT.
When the Supreme Court has taken strict steps to shift 
several liquor shops from National Highways to reduce 
the sale and consumption of ALCOHOL; 
then why the government of Delhi and West Bengal is 
somewhat too supportive towards liquor shop owners 
to create a long term administrative LOOPHOLE ?
Both Bihar and Gujarat are dry due to 
Nitish Kumar and Narendra MODI; 
why Delhi and West Bengal are too alcoholic under the 
administrative powers of Mr. Arvind and DIDI?
To decrease the number of anti-social activities, 
rape and other crime RATE; 
both Delhi and West Bengal State 
must be declared as a dry STATE." - Arindam Sain

PRIVATE SCHOOLS IN INDIA ARE DOING BUSINESS IN THE NAME OF PROVIDING EDUCATION !!!

"HEADMISTRESS OF A SCHOOL: 'Your girl child is very 
bright and INTELLIGENT; 
after having an interview of you and your wife, we are quite 
satisfied about you and your wife's emotional QUOTIENT; 
by the way, your wife is just a housewife, 
but, what is your gross salary at PRESENT ?' 
FATHER OF A GIRL CHILD: 'Madam! I am just an employee 
of a reputed Nationalized Bank and living with my wife 
and daughter in a Bank Quarter on House RENT; 
we the employees of Nationalized Bank are not 
so high salaried staffs under the 
'Undertaking Umbrella' of Indian GOVERNMENT.' 
HEADMISTRESS OF A SCHOOL: 'Whatever it may be, 
the logic is very simple, this admission interview process 
of this girl child and her parents is just a timepass SESSION; 
this is a very reputed private school of Kolkata City, 
there is some extra cost associated with 
its brand value regarding ADMISSION; 
therefore, to get your girl child 
admitted in this school, 
you have to give Rs. 1 lakh as DONATION.' 
FATHER OF A GIRL CHILD: 'Madam! Are you indirectly trying 
to say that a child of a poor family will not become too 
highly literate in our Bharat NATION ? 
All the Members of Parliament must discuss 
about how to take some strict actions on this 
type of Private INSTITUTION; 
on this issue, 
there must be a Parliament SESSION; 
Indian Government gave 
so many lectures on 
black money and corruption after DEMONETIZATION; 
why that same Indian Government is silent on the corruption 
that is taking place as the Private Schools in India are doing 
business in the name of providing EDUCATION ?'"- Arindam Sain

KHUUBSOORTI-E-BOLLYWOOD !!!

"Woh Khubsoorti hee kya jisse 
dekhne ke baad naa ho NASHA; 
bahut saal pehle thi Madhubala, Nutan, 
Sharmila, Hema, Rekha aur ASHA;
kuch saal pehle thi Madhuri, Sridevi, 
Divya, Neelam, Katrina, BIPASHA; 
ab hain Priyanka, Deepika, 
Jacqueline, Alia, Yami, DISHA."- Arindam Sain 

URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACES IS A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT IN INDIA !!!

"A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Hey, you, Indian Woman, 
you are urinating in an open place ! 
Are you not feeling ashamed? 
Are you not having any mentality of hygiene and DECENCY ?' 
INDIAN WOMAN: 'This is normal in India. 
Unlike in some developed nations, no one gets fined or jailed 
here for urinating in public places. Look at that man; he is doing potty 
in an open place; your EXCELLENCY ! ' 
A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Indian Government must take 
strict actions on those Indians who do potty or urinate in an open place 
to pollute the environment. 
Make strict rules to keep these idiot people TIGHT; 
otherwise, one day will come in India when these 
idiot people will proudly start saying, 
'In India, urinating in 
public places is a fundamental RIGHT'.'"- Arindam Sain

28.02.2017 TAARIKH E MOHUN BAGAN 4-1 GOAL E VALENCIA KE HAARIYE DILO !!!

"Rabindra Sarovar er haowa jei naa laaglo 
Mohun Bagan er paal tolaa NOUKAAYE; 
Valencia footballers der ato khamota chilo naa 
jeh Mohun Bagan Strikers der ke AATKAAYE. 
Mohun Bagan jhorh e 
neebhey galo Valencia r aasha r PRADIP; 
taai toh aaj aafshosh korbe 
gotaa MAALDWEEP."- Arindam Sain 

HRIDMAJHARE PURONO PREM ER SMRITI EKHANO BIRAJMAAN !!!

"Aantyo-Vidyalay Pratiyogita e tomaar sei lok nritya dekhey 
ki jaani ki bhabhe holo amaar mon CHURI; 
tarpor tumi bhorti holey amader ee taalim kendra te, 
shuru holo amader prem er LUKOCHURI; 
Saraswati pujo r din e tomader vidyalay te jeteyi, 
tumi haath e dhoriye diley ek baati suswaadu KHICHURI; 
taarpor amaader prem er gaari aar thakeni themey, roj vidyalay chuti r porey 
dekha kortum aar khetum doi bada, jilipi, phuchka baa hing er KOCHURI. 
Samay r saathe saathe kramoshoi kom e gachey 
ak e opor er proti prem er AAKARSHAN; 
thik jamon cable TV channel guli aasaar por 
beshi dekhto naa keu 'DOORDARSHAN'. 
Ei byasto jeeban e mon ke khushi korte jatoi naa kori 
furti, adda, gaan baa 'DHINKA CHIKA'; 
tobu kono ak abosar samay mon e porey jaaye sei din guli 
jakhan tumi chiley sudhu ebong sudhui amaar PREMIKA. 
Aajkaal prem baa bhalobasha r dharan gachey badley, 
nei sei lukochuri, nei sei haathey lekhaa kaabyik PREMPATRO; 
ekhan praaye sabai vidyalaya e tei kore naye 
prem er opor Ph.D, jodi o eder ke dekhe mone hoye jaano 
katoi naa sahaj, saral ebong niriha CHAATRO. 
Saaradin e mobile phone e praaye 10 baar 'I Love You' bolaa, WhatsApp e 
video call kore naa jaani katobaar uranta chumban deowa, seshmesh aasol 
bhalobasha aar thaakena, kichuta thaakle o se sudhu ee NAAM MAATRO. 
Prem korbaar samay era sabai khub ee adhunik, prem er rog saariye jakhan 
era dekhashona kore khojhey kono paatri baa PAATRO; 
takhan era mandhata r aamoley firey giye bichaar kore 
kaar ki dharma, jaati, raasi, gan aar GOTRO. 
Amader samay je prem bhalobasha hoto, seguli 
beshirbhaag kshetrei jeto TEEKEY; 
Swami aar Stree er madhur dampottyo jeeban e ak e apor er proti 
bhalobasha thaakto aajiban, hoto naa sahaj e FEEKEY. 
Kintu ekhan toh prem baa bhalobasha r 
samparka r deergho sthayitto NAAI. 
Naai Satyayug, naai Ram, ei Kaliyug e sab je dekhi 
ek ekti durandhar bangshidhaari KANAAI; 
prem sudhu ekadhik baar noy, emon ki naana roop er naana goon er 
kato Radhika r jonney ekadhik baar bejey othey eder jiban e biye r SAANAI; 
athocho tomaar aar aamaar prem er modhur muhurta gulo kano je 
amaar hridmajhare sundar smriti hoye ekhano birajmaan, 
se proshner uttor kintu amaar ekhano jaana NAAI; 
se jaai hok, tumi jekhaneyi thako, sukhey thaako, 
tomaar jiban anandamoy aar sukh er hok, 
ei kobita r maadhyam e ei subhokaamona ee JAANAI."- Arindam Sain