Wednesday, January 2, 2019

KHELCHILEY LUKOCHURI, JAKHAN AMAAR PROTI TOMAAR PREM CHILO GOPON, PRAKASYE JAKHAN KORLE PREM NIVEDAN, KORE NILEY AMAARE TUMI AAPON !!!

"Khelchiley lukochuri, jakhan amaar 
proti tomaar prem chilo GOPON. 
Prakasye jakhan korley prem nivedan, 
kore niley amaare tumi AAPON. 
Laal paan bibi jodi hayo tumi, 
hotey raazi aachi tomaar Raja, 
rang amaar ISHQAFAN. 
Sudhu jontu janoyaar noy, prem o ekhaane 
besh modhur ebong junglee, kaaron 
ei elaaka r naam, SUNDARBAN. 
Achey nijer ekti chotto TARI, 
khoti ki taate jodi chorhe ekti sundari PARI. 
Kakhano ami majhi, kakhano gayak, 
gaai gaan BHAATIYALI. 
Amaar jiban er notun ek 
prem er kaahini r naayika hobe 
tumi, he amaar RUPALI. 
Ek din baagh er garjon 
elo kaaney, sedin sangraha 
korte gechilaam MADHU. 
Mon e mon e bhablaam, ami geley aaj 
baagh er pet e, amaar premika aar 
hotey paarbena amaar BADHU. 
Bazaar er 
ekti baro 
bhushimaal dokaan er 
maalik taar BABA. 
Rupali ke dekhtey 
khub sundar, 
kintu se toh katha bolte paarena, 
ekebaareyi BOBA. 
Chalcholey chokh niye, haath aar mukh 
er angabhangi kore jebhabhey korlo 
prem nivedan, hriday galo goley, kintu 
ei jonno lok e boley amaake HABA. 
Hriday ese bidheche jakhan prem er oi TIR, 
Rupali ke o aapon kore niyechey ei SUBIR. 
Jhograjhaati hoye botey, tobey neyi 
taatey kono shabdo DUSHAN, 
amaake o ditey hoye naa kono 
lamba chaora BHASHAN. 
Ami o taar saathe thaakte 
thaakte shikhechi 
katorakam er AANGABHANGI; 
ei amaar chotto sukhi sangsaar, 
jekhaane achi ami, Rupali aar 
amaar chotto DEENGI."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

YOUR LUCK IS ALWAYS CONTROLLED BY YOUR OWN ABILITY, AND ASTROLOGY IS JUST A FUNNY, TIMEPASS GAME BASED ON THE STATISTICAL THEORY OF PROBABILITY !!!

"Every year, in any New Year 
Eve Party, you may face 
one common QUERY, 
that how good or bad the upcoming 
New Year would be; and while 
dancing too, they would WORRY. 
When a person fails 
to succeed in his MISSION; 
then he blames it on his luck rather 
than capitalizing on his PASSION. 
It has to be appreciated that the 
word, 'Luck' is just a CONCEPT. 
Instead of working hard, 
they just SLEPT, 
and after failing in any assignment, 
they blame it on luck and WEPT. 
A group of astrologers from ancient 
times, created some charts, 
calculations based on planet names 
and geographical location of BIRTH. 
As the human civilization progressed, 
the astrologers utilized the IT professionals to 
create the software on astrology to deal with 
any customer from any part of the EARTH. 
The results are 
basically the random 
outcome of some phrases or essays 
written in the SOFTWARE. 
If at least 50% of the sentences written in it, 
clicks with your real life, you start believing 
blindly in astrology and the astrologer; 
really, how fool you WERE ! 
Your luck is 
always controlled 
by your own ABILITY, 
and Astrology is just a funny, 
timepass game based on the statistical 
theory of PROBABILITY."- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 31, 2018

LET US WELCOME 2019, AND TO 2018, WE BID GOODBYE !!!

"People of North India experienced 
the storm of dust PARTICLES. 
The fog in Delhi and its adjoining areas 
became one of the major OBSTACLES. 
The long foot-march by the farmers became 
the headline of so many news ARTICLES. 
Nirav Modi did a 
huge financial scam which 
shocked Punjab National BANK. 
The provisioning of huge money for 
bad loans drained out the Banking 
Sector's financial TANK. 
The Indian Government decided to merge 
two medium sized Banks with a big sized 
Bank to improve its Global RANK. 
By spreading rumors 
about the RAFALE, 
the Congress Party got 
so many stories to TELL, 
and hence, in many states, the 
Congress Party really performed WELL. 
It was shocking 
to hear about 
the sudden death of 
Sridevi, the Superstar ACTRESS. 
An excellent, liberal politician and 
ex-Prime Minister, Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee 
also expired, whose contribution in 
Indian politics will always remain PRICELESS. 
The death of Karunanidhi, 
the 'Kalaignar' is a 
huge loss for the 
people of Tamil Nadu, NEVERTHELESS. 
In the FIFA World Cup in Russia; Germany 
and Argentina got knocked out, even 
there was no Samba DANCE. 
Surprisingly, Belgium also failed 
to capitalize, and the FIFA World Cup 
got lifted by FRANCE. 
The Indian Cricket Team created history 
on the foreign soils as this team is 
quite talented and BOLD. 
Mary Kom once again proved 
her class and bravery in Boxing 
by winning a GOLD. 
One of the most remarkable 
filmmakers expired, whose 
name is Mrinal SEN. 
The Director of 'Neel Akash er Neechey' 
completed his 'Mrigaya' and everyone 
felt sorrow and PAIN. 
The statue of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel 
also created a history and is 
named as the 'Statue of UNITY'. 
The Bogibeel rail-road bridge is a gift for 
North-Eastern India, which is the 2nd 
largest bridge of Asia and of great QUALITY. 
People of Kerala 
experienced a severe FLOOD. 
In the Bengal Panchayat Election, there was 
so much violence and shedding of BLOOD. 
If there was internal 
ego fights within CBI, 
then there was a drama regarding a 
resignation in RBI. 
Let us welcome 2019, and to 
2018, we bid GOODBYE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 29, 2018

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 137 RUNS IN MELBOURNE ON 30.12.2018 TO TAKE 2-1 LEAD IN THE 4-TEST MATCH SERIES !!!

"Mayank Agarwal impressed everyone 
with a good knock of 76. 
Pujara played his innings with lots of 
patience to score 106. 
Kohli led from the front to score 82 and 
Rohit also contributed with his 63. 
At the loss of 7 wickets, India finally 
decided to declare their 1st innings at 443. 
Both Harris and Paine scored 22 each 
and Khawaja scored 21. 
Due to 'Bumrah Bombardment' of 33/6, 
Australia's 1st Innings ended at 151. 
Mayank Agarwal played well again by 
scoring a valuable 42 and 
Rishabh Pant scored 33, as India 
didn't apply a FOLLOW-ON. 
India declared their 2nd innings at 106/8, 
and the Aussie all-rounder, Pat Cummins 
took 6 wickets by giving only 27 runs 
in the 2nd innings at MELBOURNE. 
While chasing a big total for Australia, 
Shaun Marsh scored 44, 
Head also played well before being bowled 
by Ishant Sharma at his score of 34. 
Khawaja was playing well but 
managed to score only 33, 
and Pat Cummins gave a fight 
with his knock of 63. 
Finally, on 30th December 2018, 
the Australian team got all out 
at a score of 261. 
India won the Test match by 137 runs 
and took the lead in the 4-Test match 
series by 2-1."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 27, 2018

MAKE IT A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION, THAT FOR ANY GLOBAL PROBLEM, THE HUMANS MUST UNITE TO FIND ANY FEASIBLE SOLUTION !!!

"While sailing a boat in the 
sea waters, everyone faces 
high and low TIDES. 
Life is neither too smooth nor too 
rough, and it is not necessary that 
you will enjoy even the free RIDES. 
Many a times, even as a 
diplomatic person, you may not 
realize how fast the time FLIES; 
as you get involved in 
researching the human life which 
is a battle of Truth Vs LIES. 
In human life, 
there will be no thrills, 
adventures and SURPRISES, 
unless and until, in different stages, 
in different forms, any weird or 
bizarre problem ARISES. 
Dictatorship and intentional ignorance 
to several serious problems 
may lead to unwanted and 
unexpected REPERCUSSION. 
Going through the pages of history, it 
has been observed that many a difficult 
problems got solved by healthy, 
positive diplomatic DISCUSSION. 
Involve as many 
people you can, 
illiterate or educated, rich or poor, 
to share their unique ideas to 
encourage the word, 'INNOVATION'. 
Without constant research and 
development in any field, industry, 
subject, there cannot be a healthy and 
steady socio-economic improvement 
in any NATION. 
Let all the humans 
of this planet Earth 
make it one of 
the New Year RESOLUTIONS; 
that to solve any major global problems, 
they will unite together in every 
upcoming New Year to find out the 
feasible SOLUTIONS."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 21, 2018

IT IS THE CHRISTMAS DAY, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE JINGLING BELLS !!!

"Why are you 
so unhappy, DEAR ? 
Can't you hear the galloping 
sound of a REINDEER ! 
It is not anymore, 
the Fairy TALES ! 
It is the Christmas Day, can't you 
hear those jingling BELLS ! 
In this World, there are 
so many LAWS, 
but, still, in everyone's life, 
there are so many FLAWS. 
When you feel depressed, or you 
start thinking too much, 
give your life, a little PAUSE. 
To make you feel happy again, with 
some surprising and beautiful gifts, 
here comes the Santa CLAUS. 
To everyone, you 
wish a 'Merry Christmas' 
while decorating the Christmas TREE. 
Love and Kindness can be shared 
with everyone, everywhere as 
it is completely FREE. 
Once in a year, at least, with so much 
happiness and joy, you are 
always eager to BAKE. 
There is always a special taste with a 
divine sweetness in it, as it is a 
home made Christmas CAKE. 
O, you, Santa Claus, you have come a 
long way, you must be HUNGRY. 
I am a poor labourer 
in a FACTORY, 
I have no money to buy it 
from any BAKERY, 
but giving you a homemade cake, 
don't be ANGRY. 
O Santa Claus, you don't need to buy 
any cake from Park STREET, 
as I am giving you the homemade 
Christmas Cake to EAT. 
Oho ho ho, now you are 
so happy, DEAR ! 
The Santa Claus needs to go and come 
back again in the next YEAR."- Arindam Sain

BIPARTITE SETTLEMENT NIYE KAATENI EKHANO JAT, TAAI TOH 21ST DECEMBER 2018 TE PAALITO HOLO BANK DHARMAGHAT !!!

"Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh 
ebong Chattishgarh e Congress dal 
jetaar por raajnoitik bazaar 
kintu besh GARAM. 
Vijay Maliya ebong Nirav Modi r theke 
pooro taaka uddhar koraa galo na 
ekhono, se niye arthonoitik bazaar 
ekhano besh SARGARAM. 
Wrin adaaye koraar khetrey 
Bharat Sarkar er manobhabh 
besh NARAM. 
Odikey abaar chaashi der wrin mukub 
hocchena boley, taader ashantosh er 
maatra hoyeche CHARAM. 
MLA baa MP der 
maaine hoyeche BESHI. 
Bideshi lagni berechey, aaykar sangraha o 
bereche, berechey rajoswo DHANRAASHI. 
Andhra o Odisha upokul e aachrey poreche 
jharh, Kerala o hoyechey BAANBHAASHI. 
Ei Modi Sarkaar er shaason koraar 
dakkhata bhaloi, kintu kichu khetrey 
taader manobhaabh baro ee AAGRAASHI. 
Pay Commission er jonney eto maainey 
berechey kendriya daftaar er karmachari 
der, je taara din din hoye uthechey BILAASHI. 
Rastrayatto Bank gulo te, din din baarchey 
kaaj er chaap, othocho Bank karmachari der 
maaine etotaai kom, je sunley paabe HAASI. 
Duto ki teentey Bank ke merger er 
naam kore jurey dileyi ki aar sab 
samasya jaaye MITEY. 
Sab Bank jodi samaaj kalyan bhooley giye, 
kore byabsaa, taholey toh graam er lokeder 
du belaa du mutho bhaath naai JOTEY. 
Saamneyi 2019 saal e, 
hobe Lok Sabha VOTE. 
Congress party r bhalo phal dekhe, praaye 
sab birodhi raa hoyeche EKJOT. 
Kato ee naa holo ALOCHONA, 
kintu samasya r kono samadhan HOLONA. 
Bipartite Settlement niye 
kaateni ekhano JAT; 
taai toh 21st December 2018 te paalito 
holo Bank DHARMAGHAT."- Arindam Sain