BEELAGNIKARAN E DERI KORTE GIYE BSNL PRAAYE HOYE GACHE SESH; INDIAN RAILWAYS ABAAR ICU TEH JAABE CHOLEY, JODI NAA BHARAT SARKAR DAAYE BEELAGNIKARAN ER AADESH !!!

"Howrah Railway station er ticket 
counter er saamne daariye sabai 
felchey deergho NISHWASH; 
kaaron sakaal belaa teyi 
rail counter e bosechey 
seyi buro Mr. BISWAS. 
Haath toh choleyi naa, 
ekta ticket kaat tey 
eto deri laagchey, 
gati toh noy, jano ekti SHAAMUK. 
Odikey train er samay hoye galo, 
'Ganadevta' train o galo choley, 
gaalagali kato aar deben ei buro Biswas 
ke, apnaar ee byatha hoye jaabe MUKH. 
Jodi o jhograjhaati kore 
dilo ekti ticket, 
65 taaka r ticket naa diye, dilo 
35 taaka r ticket, seta oo dilo BHOOL. 
'Black Diamond' er general compartment er 
ekta seat e bosey, praaye derh ghanta 
porey naamlum Bardhaman e, sethaaye 
TT nilo 190 taaka MAASOOL. 
Mon e mon e bhablum, 
kothayo jano 
Railways er o darkaar 
achey onektaa ee BEELAGNIKARAN; 
kaaron Indian Railways er gati ebong 
maan dutoyi komechey, taai BSNL er 
mato ee, onek sarkaari sansthaa r onek 
kichu paribartan obosyoi PRAYOJAN. 
50 bachar holeyi 
diye deowaa hok 
jekono sarkaari karmachari der ke VRS; 
tobeyi naa beshi sankhyak yuvak yuvati 
raa paabe chakri aar notun ek gati 
paabe ei Bharat DESH. 
Beelagnikaran e beshi deri 
korte giye, BSNL je hoye galo 
praaye SESH; 
ebaar Indian Railways abaar ICU teh jaabe 
choley, jodi naa Bharat Sarkar daaye 
beelagnikaran er AADESH."- Arindam Sain

CHOKH ER SAAMNE DEKHCHI EMON EKTI ADBHUT NIRBIKAAR PRASHASAN; JE UKEEL, DAKTAAR EBONG SHIKKHAK DER O KORTE HOY ANASHAN !!!

"Chokh er saamne dekhchi emon ekti 
adbhut nirbikaar PRASHASHAN; 
je ukeel, daktaar ebong shikkhak der o 
korte hoy ANASHAN. 
Taai bodhoy 2019 saal er 21se July r din, 
lokjon beshi aseni, 
suntey oi bekaar BHAASHAN; 
2021 e teh gerua baahini 
dakhal korey niteyi paare ei 
Bangabhoomi r RAJSHINGHASHAN. 
Kono kaaj 
neyi JAKHAN; 
Bangabhoomi r naam paribartan korte 
hobe, ei niye rajneeti hok KICHUKKHAN. 
Kono sarkaari karmachaari 
korleyi pratibaad, hoye jaaye 
taar hotath BADLI; 
ei biswayan aar tathyaprajukti r yug e, 
sabai je sab ee bojhe, 
taai oraaye je prakashye KHILLI. 
Metro Rail er dorjaa e bujhi aaj 
aatkey jaayeni apnaar HAATH; 
satti ee, apnaar kintu aaj 
daarun bhalo BARAAT. 
Jakhan bomabaaji aar golaguli teh 
kepey othey Chuchura, Bangaon, 
Bhatpara ebong KAKINADA; 
takhan ei ashahisnuta r pratibaadi 
biddwajan e der kano 
bekey jaaye SHIRDAARA. 
Jaara dal er jonney 
korechilo TOLABAAJI; 
taara ee ekhan khacchey maar, kaaron 
opor mahal er lok e ra khelo je DIGBAAJI. 
Club gulo te paisa deowaa jaaye, 
tobu baarano hobe na sarkaari 
karmachari der BETON; 
Communists raa o taader amoley thik 
ek ee bhool korechilo, taai taara 
hoyechey je aaj PURATON. 
Sudhu setu aar 
sarkaari office er building 
gulo teyi faatal DHORENI; 
faatal kintu dekha jacchey sanghatonik 
starh eo, kintu muskil holo, eto dhakka 
khaowaar poreo, era seta ekhano BOJHENI. 
Taai bodhoy, chokh er saamne dekhchi 
emon ekti adbhut nirbikaar PRASHASHAN; 
je ukeel, daktaar ebong shikkhak der o 
korte hoy ANASHAN."- Arindam Sain

MAANUSH NOY SUDHU TOMRAA, MON E KARO HOYE GACHO MACHINE; EKTA SAMAY ROBOT RAA EE BANK CHALAABE, HOYE GRAHAK DER PROTI UDAASIN !!!

"Hok na 
mushaldhaarey bristi, 
poruk BAAJ; 
tumi je bhai 
rastrayatto bank er karmachaari, 
kore jaao KAAJ; 
paarishromik naa hoy ektu kom paccho, 
hoyto bipartite settlement er arrear 
taa paabe, paabe naa TAAJ. 
Maanush noy sudhu tomraa, 
mon e karo hoye gacho MACHINE; 
ekta samay Robot raa ee Bank chalaabe, 
hoye graahak der proti UDAASIN.
Branch e bujhi CBS link taa baddo baaje, 
neyi bujhi beshi KARMACHARI; 
taatey ki holo, aarey apnaar duto haath 
toh royechey, chalaan otaa TARATARI. 
Graahak raa o 
esey daaye ektu 
sursuri, 'Satti Sir, 
Bank e kintu 
daarun kaaj er CHAAP'; 
regey giye shaakha prabandhak 
boley, 'Apnaar loan je NPA hoye gachey, 
kaata ghaa e oto nooon na choriye, 
ebaar loan er taaka ta diye din, 
aaro kato korben PAAP.' 
Robibaar e 
abaar chuti 
kiser SUNI; 
oi sab NPA graahak der baari baari 
ghurey taaka adaaye korey, oi taaka 
gulo ee abaar mon diye GUNI. 
Sab Bank karmachaari ee chaaye Bank 
er laabh hok, kintu opor thekey chaap 
jodi hoye jaaye OTIRIKTO; 
taaholey kintu onek 
sahaj kaaj ee 
hoye jaaye SHAKTO; 
kaaron jaara etodin ei pratisthan er jonnyo 
khub bhalo kaaj kore esechey, 
taara o je hoye jaaye BIRAKTO. 
Bank er karamchaari der 
jedin oraa mon e korbe 
maanush ABAAR; 
sedin thekey abaar laabh er mukh 
dekhbey sab rastrayatto bank er 
byabsaa baa KAARBAAR."- Arindam Sain

LET THE LOSS MAKING BRANCHES MERGE; WITH GOOD NUMBER OF STAFFS TO MAKE PROFITABLE BRANCHES LARGE !!!

"NDA Government 
has got the 
full majority, but, STILL; 
this government is yet to bring any 
defaulter under criminal sections 
with a strict 'Loan Recovery BILL.' 
This NDA Government 
is talking about 
'One Nation, One ELECTION'; 
but, not talking about a single uniform 
Banking Software in all the 
banks of India NATION. 
UIDAI and NSDL servers are linked with 
all the Bank's CBS Software, then 
where is there any OBSTACLE ! 
Migrate all the bank accounts to a 16 digit 
Account Number in one uniform banking 
software, for example, say, 'FINACLE'. 
Almost more than 95% of Customer ID 
de-duplication in all Banks has been 
completed by NOW. 
100% of customer ID de-duplication to be 
done to migrate to a unique 
16 digits Customer ID ANYHOW. 
If any borrower is having a loan which 
goes to IRAC-3, then in any accounts 
associated with that customer ID, the 
customer can neither withdraw money 
nor do fund TRANSFER. 
Then, a customer has to submit ADV-98, 
PAN Card and AADHAAR Card to the 
Branch Manager with an application by 
mentioning the amount of money for the 
loan account, he can actually OFFER. 
If the amount deposited in 
the loan account is below 
the desired REQUIREMENT, 
then, all the other accounts 
of that customer ID 
will remain DORMANT. 
Within 5 Kilometres, there should not 
be 2 branches of the same bank to 
reduce unnecessary operating 
and premises EXPENSES. 
All branches must have 
at least 5 staffs (2 Officers, 
2 Clerks, 1 Substaff) 
at any cost, NEVERTHELESS. 
The feasible strategy 
should be to let the 
loss making branches MERGE; 
with various departments and good 
number of staffs in all profitable branches 
which will become LARGE."- Arindam Sain

ON 14TH JULY 2019, THE FINAL BATTLE OF ENGLAND VS NEW ZEALAND WAS REALLY TOUGH; BUT ENGLAND HAD THE VICTORIOUS LAST LAUGH !!!

"Though, the Indian Cricket team 
was there in almost everyone's 
favourite LIST; 
but, alas, by defeating India, 
both New Zealand and England each 
became the FINALIST. 
As the days progressed, the bowlers 
started to dominate in the TOURNAMENT; 
really, what an 'In Swing' and 
'Out Swing' bowling ENTERTAINMENT. 
On 14th July 2019, at Lord's, Nicholls 
scored 55 and Latham scored 47; 
though, New Zealand scored only 241/8, 
due to Plunkett's 3/42 and Woakes's 3/37. 
For England, the run chase looked 
competitive, as the New Zealand's 
captain is WILLIAMSON. 
The man who dismissed both Bairstow 
and Butler and also took a marvellous 
catch is FERGUSON. 
In the initial stages, English batsmen 
were not in a HURRY; 
but kept on tackling the good swing bowling 
attacks from Grandhomme and HENRY. 
The strike rate of Butler who scored 59 
was so good as he played 
some smart STROKES. 
After Butler's dismissal, 
the eyes of all the English fans 
were on STOKES. 
New Zealand team is the Italian Team 
of Cricket as they are expert in 
defending almost any low SCORE. 
So many all rounders are there in this 
New Zealand team and you never know, 
on a particular day, who will ROAR ! 
For the last 2 overs, 12.00 
was the required RUN-RATE. 
At the right time, Neesham took the 
wicket of PLUNKETT. 
Boult took the catch but his leg 
touched the boundary ROPE. 
The 5 bye runs gave England 
again some HOPE. 
Stokes remained unbeaten at 84, and a ICC 
World Cup final got tied for first time EVER; 
and also for the first time any ICC World Cup 
final, its headed towards a 'SUPER OVER'. 
In the Super Over, 
England scored 15. 
By losing 1 wicket by run out, 
New Zealand also scored 15. 
Really, what a thrilling and 
competitive final match it has BEEN. 
It is surely one of the best final matches, 
the spectators worldwide has SEEN. 
It was really very hard to differentiate 
between the two finalist teams, and thanks 
to them for giving us such an entertainment, 
really, well played NEW ZEALAND; 
but, one team has to be the winner and 
for the first time ever, that is in 2019, 
the ICC World Cup got 
lifted by ENGLAND."- Arindam Sain

NEW ZEALAND PLAYED BETTER CRICKET TO REACH THE FINAL OF ICC 2019 BY DEFEATING INDIA BY 18 RUNS !!!

"Be it rainfall or run out, 
the fortune was somewhat 
in New Zealand's FAVOUR. 
On 10th July 2019, either Jadeja 
with 77 or Dhoni with 50 failed 
to become the SAVIOUR. 
Williamson's 67 and Taylor's 74 
helped New Zealand to put up a 
score of 239 which ís competitive TOO. 
New Zealand bowlers kept on 
attacking, but, still, both Pant 
and Pandya each scored 32. 
Henry took 3 wickets and Rahul, 
Rohit and Kohli each scored only 1. 
New Zealand got qualified for the 
final match by defeating India by 
18 runs as India got all out at 221."-Arindam Sain

BOLPUR EBONG SHANTINIKETAN E JODI O SAB KICHU R DAAM EKTU BESHI; TOBU O PAISA BESHI JOMLEY, BOLTEYI PAAREN AAPNI, 'JAAI EKTU BOLPUR GHUREY AASI' !!!

"Parikkha e jakhan pass koreyi gachen, 
ki aar koraa JAABE; 
etodin parikkha e bosen ni, kintu 
ebaar je apnaake baaire jetey HOBE. 
June 2019 er sesh raat e, 
shuru holo path CHALA; 
raat er andhokaar e durbaar 
gati teh chutlo 'LALGOLA'. 
Berhampore sahar taa satti ee khub 
poriskaar aar besh CHEEMCHAAM; 
satti ee prashangsoniyo seyi haath, 
jethaaye nei kono daan o BAAM. 
Zonal office ei raat saare egaaro taa 
bejeyi galo pratham DIN; 
posting kaar kothay hobe, 
setaa thik korteyi legey galo DUDIN; 
satti ei sab theke purono bharatiya 
rastrayatto bank er esechey ki DURDIN; 
chosma gachey bhengey, 
othocho kinchey DURBIN; 
faltu chithi aar showcause letter er 
kagaz e bhorey jacchey DUSTBIN. 
Ghoraa hoye 
galo BERHAMPORE; 
ebaar choley 
jaan BOLPUR; 
Kolkata thekey maatro teen ghanta 
laage train e, khub ekta noy DUR. 
Chotto ekti jaayega r 
naam SRINIKETAN; 
aro gobheer e dhukleyi dekhte paaben 
Kabiguru r 'SHANTINIKETAN'. 
Raasta e eto goru aar 
baachur KANO ! 
Arrey baba, eder ke niye o ekhaane 
research hoy, taa tomra kajon JAANO ! 
Ekhaankaar radhika raa besh sundari, 
shikkito ebong onek bisoy khub ee PAAKA; 
bhooley jeyo na, ei kabiguru r jaayega taa 
kintu ekhan Kesta r o ELAAKA. 
Ei shantiniketan er moddheyi 
royechey ki sundar ekti 
Deer Park, satti bhaba JAAYE ! 
Lalbandh er kaacheyi royeche 
Park Guest House, setaa o taar 
oitihyo rekhechey BOJAAYE ! 
Pet e daarun khidey, 
othocho ditey hobe je 
dhairjya shakti r PARIKKHA; 
seyi Shantiniketan er restaurant e, 
jaar signboard e 'Kasahara' 
naam achey LEKHA. 
Viswabharati campus aar poush melaa 
prangaan er kachey daariye royechey 
ekti bishaal purono gaach, kore taar 
daalpaala BISTAAR; 
surya doobey gele o, alokito hoye thaake 
seyi gaach, jeta dekhley apnaar 
mon e pore jaabe seyi bikhyato 
English cinema, 'AVATAR'. 
Azimgunj thekey Howrah aar Howrah thekey 
Azimgunj, chutchey roj, 'GANADEVATA'; 
taai Kolkata ebong Bolpur er moddhey 
jatayaat koraa niye neyi kono DUSCHINTA. 
Bolpur ebong Shantiniketan e, 
sab kichu teyi jano 
daam ektu BESHI; 
Kolkata achey Kolkata teyi, tobu ektu beshi 
paisa jomley, bolteyi paaren aapni, 'Jaai 
ektu Bolpur ghurey AASI.'"- Arindam Sain