Friday, October 11, 2019

15 MONTHS TENURE ONLY, IN ANY PSU BANK BRANCH MUST BE IN IMPLEMENTATION, FOR ANY PSU BANK MANAGER, AS IT IS THE BEST FEASIBLE SOLUTION !!!

"15 months tenure only, in any PSU Bank 
Branch must be in IMPLEMENTATION, 
for any PSU Bank Manager, as it is the 
best feasible SOLUTION. 
For the first 
three months, he has to 
do lots of OBSERVATIONS; 
in the second three months, to bring 
some changes, he has to take some 
good and strong DECISIONS. 
In the third three months, focus to be on 
crisis management and aggressive 
recovery of bad ASSETS. 
In the fourth three months, focus to be on 
business growth, and all customers must 
have new ATM Cards in their WALLETS. 
When the portfolio of advances 
and deposits are fully under 
a balanced CONTROL; 
then only you will realize 
that as a Branch Head, 
you are playing a key ROLE. 
In the fifth three months, be in a 
conquering mood to tap other bank's 
business markets even if it is quite FAR. 
Always try to give some suggestions 
or ideas to the new Branch Head before 
getting a TRANSFER."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, October 6, 2019

BEATING SOUTH AFRICA BY 203 RUNS, INDIA GOT A 'VIRAT VIZAG VICTORY'; AS SO MANY CRICKETERS CREATED A NEW HISTORY !!!

"In the 1st Innings, Mayank Agarwal, 
as an opener against South Africa, 
scored 215 before going back 
to the PAVILION ; 
Rohit Sharma got a place in the cricket 
record book along with Sunil Gavaskar 
as in both the innings each as an 
opener, he scored a TON. 
Maharaj of South Africa 
with his bowling abilities 
looked quite IMPRESSIVE. 
In reply to 502, Elgar and de Kock 
fought back well, but the score 
was not so MASSIVE; 
rather got bundled out at 431, as 
Ashwin enters 350 club with a 7-wicket 
haul by being so AGGRESSIVE. 
In the 2nd innings at 
Vizag, Pujara also contributed 
well with his valuable 81. 
Due to 'Shami Storm' and 'Jadeja Jaadu' 
on 06.10.2019, India took 1-0 lead 
as South Africa scored only 191. 
Beating South Africa by 203 runs, 
India got a 'Virat Vizag VICTORY'; 
as so many Indian cricketers 
created a new HISTORY."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, October 5, 2019

THE DRIVERS OF INDIAN RAILWAYS DESERVE SOME MOTIVATION !!!

"Indian Railways is still the 
backbone of TRANSPORTATION; 
to link different parts 
of India NATION; 
the drivers of Indian Railways 
deserve some MOTIVATION. 
The Railways signaling system 
and the rail lines 
need more UPGRADATION. 
Rail offices, Rail quarters, Rail 
platforms and Rail compartments 
need RENOVATION. 
If a train reaches 30 minutes before 
or on time at its DESTINATION; 
then that driver will get extra 100 
rupees as a reward or RECOGNITION. 
Signal was green most of the times, 
the line was clear, but, still, if the train 
reaches more than 30 minutes late 
at its last STATION; 
then 100 rupees will 
get deducted from the driver's 
salary slip without 
any HESITATION."- Arindam Sain

NIYE BERON CHAATHA, HOBAAR DORKAAR NEYI BHEEJEY KAAK; DURGA PUJO R EI KOTA DIN, SARDI, KHAASHI AAR JWAR, APNAAR SHORIR THEKEY DUREY THAAK !!!

"Mayalaya r du din por 
chuti diley ki HOBE ! 
Chaturthi abaar 
mahachaturthi holo KOBE ! 
jaai koruk ge jaak, kintu proti bachor 
mahasaptami teyi durga pujo shuru HOBE. 
Hoyechey bujhi ektu 
ghurnabarto baa NIMNOCHAAP; 
akaash jakhan meghla, abhaoyaa noy 
tato garom, nei tato TAAP; 
tobe pujo uddyokta der opor 
royechey boiki ektu adhtu CHAAP. 
Thakur dekhte beriyechen, 
hoteyi paare 
mushaldhaar e BRISTI; 
kono sundari mahila bheejchey, 
taar matha r opor chaatha diye, 
korteyi paaren SUBHODRISTHI. 
Mahila ra o 
obosyoee niye 
beroben CHAATHA; 
noiley ki jaani kakhon kibhabhey 
khuley jeteyi paarey apnaar 
prem er ekti notun KHAATHA. 
Odhik bristi holey 
raasta e jano otirikto 
jal na JOMEY; 
bristi r jonne bishaal traffic jam e, 
gaari jano onek samay dhorey, 
naa jaaye THEMEY. 
Niye beron chaatha, 
hobaar dorkaar neyi 
bheejey KAAK; 
ei durga pujo r kota din sardi, 
kaashi aar jwar, apnaar shorir 
thekey durey THAAK."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, October 3, 2019

JUST A SERVICE CHARGE OF RS.20/-; WILL SURELY MAKE INDIA, A CASHLESS ECONOMY BY THE END OF 2020 !!!

"Any Bank premises is 
not any tourist SPOT; 
unnecessarily, too many 
customers do trouble a LOT. 
Modi Government is still failing 
to create an economy, 
which will be more CASHLESS; 
small customers of any branch of any 
bank coming to the branch everyday 
for time pass is totally USELESS. 
From 1st January 2020, in any 
cash counter, ATM center and FBC point, 
Rs. 20/- will be deducted if any customer 
withdraws money beyond Rs. 20,000/-. 
For depositing more 
than Rs. 1,00,000/- 
in any account in a day, Rs. 20/- 
will be deducted per 500. 
4 times passbook update in a month 
is free, after that Rs. 20 will be 
deducted automatically in 
CBS software, per UPDATE. 
From the 4th transaction of either 
cash deposits or cash withdrawals 
in any Bank, Rs. 20/- per extra 
transaction will be the deduction RATE. 
Just a service charge 
of Rs. 20; 
will surely make India, a cashless economy 
by the end of 2020."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

LAL BAHADUR SHASTRI GAVE THE 'JAI JAWAN, JAI KISAN' SLOGAN; AND ALSO MOTIVATED BOTH 'WHITE' AND 'GREEN' REVOLUTION !!!

"After the Tashkent agreement, 
no solutions came out 
actually, rather we 
witnessed MAYHEM; 
when there were doubts everywhere 
that it is a case of poisoning someone, 
then why the dead body was 
not sent for 'POST MORTEM' ? 
The man was 
of short HEIGHT; 
but, his strategies always 
proved to be RIGHT. 
Verghese Kurien got 
full support 
from HIM; 
maybe, that's why, Indians are 
now enjoying 'AMUL' butter, milk, 
paneer, dahi and ICE CREAM. 
He motivated the farmers 
to grow more FOODS; 
even 'Shastri Vrat' became 
one the 'Monday MOODS'. 
In the 1965 Indo-Pakistan war, 
Lal Bahadur Shastri could have easily 
captured Pakistan and also 
destroyed LAHORE; 
the powerful nations of the whole 
world were surprised and stunned 
by seeing the Indian Army's 
tiger like attitude and ROAR. 
On 2nd October, it is 
Lal Bahadur Shastri's BIRTHDAY; 
he still remains the best social and 
courageous Prime Minister, even TODAY. 
Lal Bahadur Shastri gave the 
'Jai Jawan, Jai Kisan' SLOGAN; 
and also motivated both 'White' and 
'Green' REVOLUTION."- Arindam Sain

NIJER MUKH BHALOBHAABE DEKHTE GELEY, LAAGEY EKTI AAINA; EKHAN O MADHYABITTA BHARATIYA R GHAR E, ROYECHEY ANTOTO EKTI ALMAARI O AALNA !!!

"Bolle Aaina, 'Kochi kochi meye gulo 
korena aar BAAYENA; 
je chaai taar ekti chiruni 
aar chotto AAINA. 
Jobey thekey esechey mobile phone, 
amaare je aar keyu CHAAYENA; 
tomaar ki khabor, 
o bhaya AALNA ?' 
Aalna bolle, 'Amaar bazaar dar e 
porechey je KOP; 
jobey theke bazaar e 
esechey WARDROBE. 
Ki hey ALMAARI; 
tomar mukh kano hoye achey BHAARI !' 
Almaari bolle, 'Kadar toh dekhchi 
oi Wardrobe er ee, ebong Aaina o 
laagano achey TAATEY. 
Bhetorey r dhaach kichu ta Aalna r mato ee, 
aar akaar taa amaar theke baro; Aaina, Aalna 
aar Almaari kintey aar naa hoy JAATEY. 
Tobey jato ee mobile kinuk na kano, 
nijer mukh bhalobhaabe dekhte geley, 
laage ekti AAINA; 
ekhan o madhyabitto bharatiya r 
ghar e, royechey antoto 
ekti almaari o AALNA.'"- Arindam Sain