Tuesday, October 22, 2019

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MEDICAL BILLS; JUST ENJOY MEDICAL TREATMENT IN 'HOSPITAL ON WHEELS' !!!

"Buy a 'Railways Insurance' in 
your name to avail medical care 
anytime in 'Hospital on WHEELS'; 
if you are paying the premium 
every year, then, don't worry 
about the medical BILLS. 
'Hospital on wheels' is 
nothing but a hospital 
within a special TRAIN; 
you only need to have a 'Railways 
Insurance' card to get admitted to that 
moving hospital anytime again and AGAIN. 
For the Indian Railways staffs and 
their family members, the medical care 
in any 'Hospital on wheels' 
will be free of COST. 
Experienced doctors of at least 5 years 
will be recruited in Indian Railways 
medical team and the maximum 
age criteria will be 40 years at MOST. 
The mission of Indian Railways is 
to provide you a journey 
where you always remain 
fit and HEALTHY; 
the medical team of 'Hospital on 
wheel's are always there to do your 
medical treatment, no matter, whether 
you are poor or WEALTHY."- Arindam Sain

OHO ! ETA TOH DEKHCHI MURSHIDABADI BIRYANI R HANDI; TOMAAR ELAAKA TEYI ESECHI, JAAR NAAM KANDI !!!

"Oho ! Eta toh dekhchi Murshidabadi 
Nawabi Biryani r HANDI; 
tomaar elaaka teyi esechi, 
jaar naam KANDI. 
Tomaar janmodin e 
aamra khayiechilum 
tomaare CAKE; 
aar tumi baari theke niye esechiley seyi 
Nawabi biryani, ekhano sakkhi roychey 
school er paas diye boye jaaoya seyi LAKE. 
School e kintu tumi 
bejaaye chiley DUSTU; 
aar jato kaanmolaa, gatta aar scale er 
baari kheto tomaar ei ador er BITTU. 
Ami tomaar 
sab dustumi ee 
sahyo kore nitaam KINTU; 
kintu niyoti r ki porihaas, ekhan tomaar 
haath er ranna kora biryani mojaa kore 
khacchey tomaar ador er swami, SANTU. 
Hotath onekdin por 
Kandi teh esey, pelum 
seyi Nawabi Biryani r GANDHO; 
seyi biryani r hotel e bosey kheye o 
fellum biryani, hok na jato ee tomar 
amaar prem er dorjaa BANDHO. 
Tobe ki jaano, biryani teh jato ee 
dik chicken baa MUTTON; 
aloo na thaakle oi biryani teh, khaowa ta 
jano hoye othena mon er MATON. 
Tumi o ek samay 
chiley jano seyi 
biryani r ee ALOO; 
tobey ki aar koraa jaabe, prem er khela e, 
meye ra borabor ee cheleder theke 
hoy besh CHALOO. 
Jaai hok, bhulbey na 
ei mon konodin o 
tomaare, bujhley CHANDRANI; 
jodi buro boyesh e dekha hoy kono 
briddhashram e, nischoi redhey khaiyo seyi 
Murshidabadi Nawabi BIRYANI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED SOUTH AFRICA BY 3-0 BY WINNING THE 3RD TEST BY 1 INNINGS AND 202 RUNS ON 22.10.2019 !!!

"Rohit Sharma rocked in Ranchi 
as what a double ton it has BEEN ! 
Ajinkya Rahane also proved 
his class with 115. 
Ravindra Jadeja stayed there 
with patience to score 51; 
Umesh Yadav pressed the 
accelerator to score 31. 
Wow ! What a wonderful 
Test SERIES; 
as Umesh Yadav hit 
5 OVERBOUNDARIES. 
India declared their 
first innings at 497/9; 
Not only Jadeja and Ashwin, 
even Nadeem also bowled FINE. 
Both Umesh Yadav and 
Mohammad Shami took 
5 wickets each in total 
in the 3rd TEST; 
India won by 1 innings & 202 runs on 
22.10.2019 to make the series 3-0 against 
South Africa, as the performance of all the 
Indian players was at their BEST."- Arindam Sain

Monday, October 21, 2019

THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE FOR PSU BANKS WILL BE THE 'QUALITY TALENT RETENTION'; INCLUSION OF PSU BANK EMPLOYEES UNDER 7TH PAY COMMISSION MAY BECOME A FEASIBLE SOLUTION !!!

"Is the job in any 
PSU Bank is still 
from Nine to FIVE ! 
Employees are working till 8 PM also 
with lower salaries, so that the 
PSU Banks remain ALIVE. 
But, the NPA problem 
is really becoming 
a real BURDEN; 
staff strength of PSU Banks are still 
lesser, and the Indian Banking system 
is no more a beautiful GARDEN. 
Why will you join 
a PSU Bank 
when you know that 
there is no INCENTIVE. 
Some high level bad strategies from the 
top management of PSU Banks, are the 
reasons why business figures of 
majority of PSU Banks are in NEGATIVE. 
Why the retired PSU Bankers are still 
playing a dominant role in any PSU Bank 
Union even in this crunch SITUATION ? 
Now, due to this, a demotivating factor is 
surely creeping in among so many 
comrades of the young GENERATION. 
The young guys 
who are joining 
as SWO-A or PO 
need constant MOTIVATION; 
otherwise, the 'Performance Linked Pay' 
or 'Incentive' factors in private banks 
may become one of the factors 
of PSU Bank's ATTRITION. 
To make a 5 trillion dollar economy, 
merging of several PSU Banks 
may create big BANKS; 
even as per global banking standards, 
those Banks may also get some 
good global RANKS. 
But, the biggest challenge for 
PSU Banks will be the 
'Quality Talent RETENTION.' 
Inclusion of PSU Bank employees 
under 7th Pay Commission may become 
a feasible SOLUTION."- Arindam Sain

A GOOD FOOTBALL STRIKER KEEPS ON SCORING GOALS EVEN AFTER FACING SO MANY DEFENSIVE TACKLES; A GOOD LOVER KEEPS ON LOVING DESPITE SO MANY OBSTACLES !!!

Even in odd situations, 
out of anger, you don't SHOUT; 
only silently, I can see, that 
from your eyes, tears come OUT. 
You really have so much patience 
and a good observation SKILL; 
maybe, that's why, you are 
one of my best lovers STILL. 
What is the 
meaning of 'Love', 
do you really KNOW ! 
But, your heart never freezes due 
to your hot love, even if the habitat 
is full of ice and SNOW. 
No matter, how 
bad is the WEATHER; 
I wonder what actually attracts both 
of us towards each OTHER. 
Should I send a flying kiss to you 
with the help of WINDS; 
we feel as if we both have wings 
when we explore our romantic MINDS. 
When we open our eyes, we see 
the brutal realities all AROUND; 
but, we are still optimistic as the 
shape of the Earth planet is ROUND. 
A good football striker scores 
goals even after facing so 
many defensive TACKLES; 
a good lover keeps 
on loving despite so 
many OBSTACLES."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, October 20, 2019

TOMAAR AMAAR EI PREM BESH ADBHUT; CHOLCHEY, CHOLBEY, JATOKKHON NA HOCCHI AAMRA BHOOTH !!!

"Bolle phool, 'Ei dudin eley na je, 
ditey amaake CHUMBAN; 
tumi na eley, ei bagan ta laagey 
amaar baro ee NIRJAN.' 

Moumaachi bolle, 'Porle naaki 
mor prem e, o phool, 
samlaa o tomaar MON; 
ami je edik sedik praaye sab 
phool ei diyi chumban, baniyo na 
mor e tomaar APANJON. 
Ei dudin onyo 
bagan e gechilaam JE; 
mon e mon e bhabcho bujhi, je ei 
moumaachi taa ki BAAJE !' 

Phool bolle, 'Baare, taa kano suni, 
tumi tomaar kartabya paalon korecho, 
jehetu ota chilo tomader 
Rani Maa r AADESH; 
taa boley ki amaaye bhooley jaabe 
naaki, roj aasbe amaar kaachey, 
sobey toh shuru, 
kichu ee hoyni SESH. 
Ami jaani je ei bagan er moddhey 
ami ee sabthekey kutseet PHOOL; 
kintu kaarur saathe bandhutwa baa 
prem korle, noy seta kono BHOOL.' 

Moumaachi ektu 
hesey boley, 'Shono 
hey phoolmoni, ami kintu 
niteyi aasi rash, BUJHLEY; 
noy go ota kono chumban, tobe ami 
chaara aar keyu aasena tomaar kachey, 
tobe bujhini ki bhabhey, ki kore, tumi ei 
dustu moumaachi r prem e PORLEY.' 

Paapri teh aarektu rang choriye, phool 
kohiley, 'Tumi dustu aar faakibaaj boleyi 
toh sab phool cherey 
amaar kaacheyi ESECHILEY; 
aaj toh tomaar saathey tomaar 
mouchaak er kono moumachi 
aaseni ei bagan e, taholey 
tumi ee ekla kano ELEY; 
ami ekti streelinga, oi purushlinga 
der bhalobasha amraa thik 
bujhey jaai, jato ee lukiye 
raakhuk naana CHALEYBALEY.' 

Ekti chumban kheye moumaachi bolle, 
'Tomaar amaar ei prem besh ADBHUT; 
cholche, cholbey, jatokkhon na 
hocchi aamra BHOOTH."- Arindam Sain

KABZA KARENGE ISLAMABAD; KHATAM KARENGE AATANKBAAD; SAB TERRORIST LAUNCH PAD KO KARENGE BARBAAD !!!

"Kabza karenge 
ISLAMABAD; 
khatam karenge 
AATANKBAAD; 
sab terrorist launch pad ko 
karenge BARBAAD. 
Kashmir ke garib aur 
naadaan gaaonwaalon ke 
upar karte hain yeh Pakistan, 
nirantar GOLIBAARI; 
Hindustan ki awaam bhi chup 
nahi baithega, yeh kaayarpanthi 
atyachaar, Pakistan ke upar 
bahut padegi BHAARI. 
Pakistani aatankbaadi Hindustan mein 
ghushke, aam janata ko maarta hain, 
aur Pakistan phir bhi maang raha tha 
26/11 ka haamle ka SABOOTH; 
saare jahan ke log 
jaante hain ki Hindustan ki 
logon ko sahanseelata 
hain BAHUT; 
par saath saath, 
Hindustan ki logon ki 
dil, dimaag aur hausla 
bhi hain MAJBOOT. 
Laagta hain ki Pakistan ko 
shiksha mili nahi, itni 
maar khaane ke WAWAJUD; 
toh phir Hindustan aab ek hee bhasha 
mein baath karega, aur ush bhasha 
ka naam hain, 'BAROOD'. 
Pakistani aatankbaadi jitna 
Pakistan aur PoK mein BHAUKEGA; 
utna hee Bharatiya Sena aur VaayuSena 
PoK mein aatankbaadi o ko THOKEGA. 
Pakistan ke wazir-e-alam toh aatankbaadi 
o ka kaathputli hain, isiliye, Pakistan mein 
ghush ke bhi maarengey aatankabaadi o 
ko, agar pare ZAROORAT; 
bahut saare Kashmir ke log Indian Army 
mein aaye hain, kyon ki woh log 
chaahte hain ki Kashmir phir se 
baane koi JANNAT. 
Kaahe aatanbaadi o 
ka saath deke, 
Pakistan apni mooh mein 
khud lapeth tha hain KAALI; 
shanti aur aman se jeene de sab ko, 
aur andhera mein diya jwalaake 
maanaye roshni aur khushiyon 
ka tyohaar, DIWALI."- Arindam Sain