KOLI PAHAAR ER KOLEY EKTI GRAAM; NAAM TAAR GOPIDHAM; SEKHANE THAAKE SHRIRAM; MURTIKAAR HISEBE ACHE TAAR SUNAAM !!!

"Koli pahaar er koley ekti GRAM; 
naam taar GOPIDHAM; 
sekhane thaakey SHRIRAM; 
murtikaar hisebe achey taar SUNAAM. 
Jekono murti baanate holeyi, 
sabai choley aasey taar BAARI; 
kintu se boleyi daaye, 'murti tairi 
hobe na tairi eto TARATARI.' 
Jaara murti tairi koraate daaye, 
taara bhabhey murti tairi koraata 
jano ekta kono PRAKALPO; 
kintu ekjon murtikaar ba shilpi r 
kaachey, ekti sundar murti tairi 
koraata holo, ekta sundar SHILPO. 
Jekono murti je taratari 
tairi korte hobe, eta ke bolechey, 
jato ee dik taara murti r DAAM; 
ektu beshi samay niye, 
bhalo murti tairi korleyi, 
tobeyi naa hobe SUNAAM. 
Aajkaal shilpi der o ki 
amraa bhabchi BYABSADAAR; 
taholey kintu onnyanno desh er tulonaa e 
pichiye porbe amader shilpokala ABAAR. 
Taai toh Shriram boleyi daaye, 'Daao bhai 
kichu beshi samay, taaka nebo na BAARTI; 
tairi holey 
daarun ekti MURTI; 
tobeyi naa itihaas er boi te lekha thaakbe 
amaar ei KEERTI.'"- Arindam Sain

'UNPREDICTABILITY' AND 'UNDERCOVER' ARE THE TWO KEYWORDS OF EXCELLENT ESPIONAGE !!!

'Unpredictability' and 'Undercover' 
are the two keywords 
of excellent ESPIONAGE; 
even computer and other 
technical skills are also required 
in this modern AGE. 
Unlike in other jobs, you cannot just only 
stay and work in any corporate CAGE; 
in odd times, you cannot also remain 
as calm as any SAGE. 
Always change your locations frequently 
and be in DISGUISE; 
play the fishy game, before the culprits 
try to become too WISE. 
As a spy, if you can create a 
very strong and reliable 
information receiving NETWORK; 
then in danger situations, 
you don't need to 
do much HARDWORK. 
Like Israel, India needs 
to strengthen its 
espionage SYSTEM; 
to come out with timely solutions 
before any issue can become 
any big PROBLEM."- Arindam Sain

ODISHA RE DIN O DIN O HOUCHI BESH DRUTO PRAGATI; NAVEEN BABU R HAATH E JANO OCHI GOTEY ADBHUT JAADUKAATHI, TAAI TO HOUCHI ETO UNNATI !!!

"Odisha re din o 
din o houchi 
besh druto PRAGATI; 
Naveen Babu r haath e jano ochi 
gotey adbhut jaadukaathi, 
taai toh houchi eto UNNATI. 
Saamudrik naabbyata r parikkha 
kori paai asithila Chennai r IIT; 
teekey sunuchi je Dhamra naaki habo 
pore ekti baro Steel CITY. 
Okhon toh Odisha r pratyanta 
gram e gram e bhi, 
baigh ka raasta paaka houchi, 
paani jomaar o kuno samasya NAAI; 
Bhubaneswar sahar taa umni teyi planned 
city thila, kintu taar maintainence etto 
sundar bhabhe koruchi prashashan, je satti 
mu Naveen babu re mor o pranaam JANAAI. 
Odisha r baro baro shahar e 
okhon khub sattar 
aasi jiba piped gas LINE; 
gas er bill o LPG r cheye kom poribo 
ebong ek maash ditey deri hoile bhi, 
laagibeni kuno FINE. 
Gorur gobar aar maanushya r o 
malmutra r gas er sangmishran e tairi 
kora habo biogas, jaa diye o kori 
paaribi mu khabaar RANNA. 
GAIL toh sab parikkha nirikkha shuru kori 
dila, safal hoiley por, LPG, petrol aar diesel 
er chaahida komi jaabe, beshi daam 
aar BAARIBONAA."- Arindam Sain

HAR BYABSAAYE BAZAAR AUR SABJI MANDI KO JODHNE KI KHAATIR, WOH BANAAYE NAYA NAYA BADIYA RAASTA; ISILIYE TOH BABUA, AAJ BHI KAPDA, KOI BHI CHEEZ YA SABJI EE BIHAR MA HAIN SHASTAA !!!

"Ee Bihar ma ek samay 
bada ee atyachaar 
karee ho, ee LALOO; 
jab se Nitish power ma aayi gawa ho, 
mafia raaj toh bilkul bandh hoi gayeel, 
naa hain aab CHALOO. 
Sab ko milego tender, khaali shanti 
baanayi raakhi yeh Bihar ma, 
ganatantra ki KHAATIR; 
dheere dheere vikash hone laaga ee 
Bihar ma, arrey babua, ee Nitish aapna 
toh niklaa bade ee SHAATIR. 
Aab toh babua, Patna se Chapra tak ka 
safar bhi kar sake ho Metro Rail ma, 
kuch hee saalon BAAD; 
bacha liyo hain ee Nitish baa, 
sahi waqt par, nahi toh Bihar ho 
hee jaawat ekdum BARBAAD. 
Har sabji mandi aur byabsaye bazaar o 
ko jodhne ki khaatir, woh baanaye 
naya naya badiya RAASTA; 
isiliye toh babua, aaj bhi kapda, 
koi bhi cheez ya sabji, ee 
Bihar ma hain SHASTAA."- Arindam Sain

ARREY KAISE HO RUDRAKSHA RAKSHIT; ABHI BHI HO ITNI CHINTIT !!!

"Arrey kaise ho 
Rudraksha RAKSHIT ? 
Abhi bhi ho 
itni CHINTIT; 
ke tumhari paisa aur naukri kya 
hain sachmuch SURAKSHIT. 
Suraksha kahaan 
hain BHAYA; 
isiliye toh itni saari 
Jeevan Bima KARBAAYA. 
Sarkari sanstha o ka sankhya 
ho jaayegi bahut KAM; 
bahut gati laana hoga koi bhi kaam 
mein, jab bhi badayengey koi KADAM. 
USA model 
ne shikhaya 
'Social Security NUMBER'; 
China model 
ne shikaya 'Made in India', taah ki 
amdaani naa karni hogi har BAAR. 
USSR model 
ne shikaya ki jyada badhne 
naa paaye MUDRASFITI; 
Europe model ne shikaya ki 
kisi bi sanstha ka monopoly nahi 
rahegi, yehi hain vartaman PARISTHITI. 
Jab Zindagi mein kuch bhi surakshit 
nahi hain, toh kaahe ka, aur kya 
khoney ka DARR; 
jee le apni zindagi aapne andaz se, 
kabhi yahaan toh kabhi wahaan 
kaam karna shuru KAR."- Arindam Sain

HUM NE PADH LIYA HAIN TUMHARE DIL; HOON MAIN TUMHARE KAABIL; APNI PYAARI SI SANSAAR MEIN KARLO MUJHE SAAMIL !!!

"Ladki ne boli, 'Main bhi tumhari tarah 
divorcee hoon, naam hain JANHAVI; 
tum toh ho 
Internet ki RAJKAVI; 
badiya laagta hain tumhare 
woh sab stylish CHAVI; 
ish Rajya mein toh bahut kam hee 
suney hain tumhare yeh PADVI.'

Ladke ne bola, 'Dadaji kaha karte 
teh ki eksamay hamaare 
purvpurush teh RAJASTHANI; 
Maharana Pratap ke samay 
Alwar mein kisi Rajput Raja 
ke teh Rajput SENANI. 
Phir Uttar Pradesh mein 
Thakur Bhrahmin baaney aur phir 
unme sey kuch ghusey BIHAR; 
zameen ko leke dangal huye, 
baane teh joh kuch bigre huye 
shehzaada aur ZAMINDAAR. 
Gene ke andar hee hain 
maar danga wali baath, 
kuch kar nahi SAKTE; 
par gussey ko kaabu mein rakhna 
shikhey hain humlog yun hee 
raastey mein chalte CHALTE. 
Bihar mein jab huye badiya sa 
parivaar wala DAANGA; 
tab khoon ke rang se laal 
ho chuki thi Maa GANGA. 
Apne hee parivaar walon se 
jaan baachane ke liye, 
kuch bhaagey BARDHAMAN; 
kuch gaya Baleswar mein Panda banne, 
aur kuch wahan se uttar ke disha mein 
gaya, banne Nandigram ka MEHMAAN. 
Midnapore se 
saat bhai 
aaye SUNDARBAN; 
ussi saat bhai ka ek bhai tha mere 
Dadaji, badiya karte teh Gita paath 
aur gaate teh BHAJAN. 
Kisaan ke bete ko 
milaa ek rastriya bank 
mein naukri aur aaya KOLKATTA; 
sirf hum hee ish khaandaan ki pehli 
bada ladke hain joh doosre jagah pe 
migrate na kar saka, hai re VIDHAATA.'

Ladki ne boli, 'Chorh ke chali gayi 
jisse kiye teh SHAADI; 
ho gaya, jitna 
honaa tha BARBAADI. 
Phir se shuru karo 
ek naya ZINDAGI; 
hum toh taiyaar hain ish Rajput se, 
karne ke liye DILLAGI. 
Kolkatta mein aab kya rakha hain, 
chalo Bengaluru, Chennai ya MUMBAI; 
Rukmini nahi, Radha nahi, o mere Kishan 
Kanaiya, main banoongi tumhari MEERABAI.'

Ladka ne bola, 'Mat karo 
itni bhi JALDBAAZI; 
shaadi ke liye mat ho jaao 
itni jaldi RAAZI. 
Pehle poori tarah se 
parakh toh loh MUJHE; 
kyon kuch galat kaha 
kya maine, kya SAMJHE.'

Haash ke woh ladki boli, 
'Ziddi hotey ho tum Rajput log, 
kar ke hee chorhte ho, 
jo pakad lete ho ZID; 
par jab bhi jisse pyar karte ho, 
ussey bahut pyar karte ho, 
aur karte ho unse bhi bahut 
saare pyaar ki UMMEED. 
Khaaye ho 
dhokha EKBAAR; 
iska matlab yeh nahi, ke milega 
nahi tumko saccha PYAR. 
Humne toh padh liya 
hain tumhare DIL; 
hoon main 
tumhare KAABIL; 
apni pyari si sansaar mein kar lo 
mujhko SAAMIL.'"- Arindam Sain

WILL INDIA PLAY THEIR 1ST DAY-NIGHT TEST MATCH AT EDEN GARDENS; AS INDIAN TEAM IS IN A GREAT FORM, THE EXPERIMENTATION DOES MAKE A POSITIVE SENSE !!!

"Is India and Bangladesh jointly 
on 3rd November 2019, going to 
create a new RECORD; 
discussions for approvals are going on 
before we can hear the final decision 
on BCCI President's vocal CORD. 
The colour of the 
ball is PINK; 
a Day-Night Test match series may be 
quite fascinating, what do you THINK ! 
Many other nations have played 
Test matches with the Pink BALL; 
if started, then it can be a good experience 
for the Indian cricket team after ALL. 
Will India play 
their 1st Day-Night Test 
match at Eden GARDENS ? 
When the Indian cricket team is in 
great form, the experimentation does 
make a positive SENSE."- Arindam Sain