BANGABHOOMI TEH POKA; AAR MAHARASHTRA TEH DHOKA !!!

"Bangabhoomi teh POKA;
aar Maharashtra teh DHOKA; 
khabor kaagaz khulleyi khaaben CHYAAKA. 
Korey jot pelo onek VOTE; 
vote peyei bhengey dilo JOT. 
Khichuri khetey laage 
baro ee SUSWADU; 
kintu 'Khichuri sarkar' e 
neyi kono JAADU. 
Maharashtra teh bhaipo gulo r 
daapot o kom NOY; 
bojhaa mushkil jey ei maha natak e, ke 
mukkhyo charitrey korchey ABHINOY. 
Edikey abaar Bangabhoomi te naaki 
komchey dengue r MASHA; 
taholey charidikey eto hocchey 
kano dengue, kano eto DURDASHA ! 
Pourasabha r karmi raa paaye naa 
pourasabha thekey prappyo TAAKA; 
taai toh Kolkata r jonjaalmoy jaayega 
gulo hoy naa poriskaar baa FAAKA. 
Kashmir e sainik morey jaaowa 
aar dengue teh lok morey jaaowa 
toh ek ee byapar BODHOY; 
pourasabha r toh gaafiloti acheyi, 
taar saathe saathe, Kolkata r maanush 
der o hoyni kono BODHODOY. 
Nijer baari r saamneyi felbe 
nongra jal, jomiye raakhbe 
pocha jal aar JONJAAL; 
aar beeri taante taante, baro biggyo r 
mato lecture debe, 'Kolkata Pourosabha 
satti ee kono kaaj korchey naa AAJKAAL'. 
Ekhaneyi noy 
sesh, achey aro 
ekti POKA; 
jaar kaamor kheley, 
gaaye daag hoye jaaye, 
jano choto choto laal CHAAKA; 
jonjaal saaf kore, poribesh poriskaar 
raakhun, noiley jaabe na beshidin 
bhalobhabe THAAKA."- Arindam Sain

TOO MUCH EXPENSES TO PRINT; EVEN EXPENSES ARE MORE IN ANY 'MINT' !!!

"Too much expenses to PRINT; 
even expenses are more in any 'MINT'. 
Lesser number of printing 
is a feasible SOLUTION; 
cashless economy will surely 
bring a financial REVOLUTION. 
So many apps got created 
with almost any type of 
offer or DISCOUNT; 
but, still, many people were 
withdrawing cash from 
their respective ACCOUNT. 
RTGS and NEFT transactions 
were made free of any extra 
charge or COMMISSION; 
but, still, the Indian Government 
failed to succeed in its 
'Cashless Economy' MISSION. 
In a month in total, for withdrawing 
cash more than Rs. 50,000/- from 
ATM machines, POS or Cash Counters, 
there must be 50 rupees DEDUCTION; 
this 0.1% charges on total 
monthly cash withdrawal 
amount will surely help in 
cash withdrawal REDUCTION. 
For depositing cash of more than 
Rs. 50,000 in total in a month 
in any CASA account 
must be 0.1% CHARGEABLE; 
any transaction through any 
banking apps or any 
Internet Banking must be 
fully NON-CHARGEABLE. 
All banks must provide ATM cards 
and Internet Banking in the 
form of any 'Account READYKIT'; 
instant activation of ATM Cards and 
banking apps must make these 
strategies more SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

O MERI SHARMILEE, TERI YEH MULAAYAM GAAL GULAABI; AANKHON KI TERI YEH NIGHAEIN BANAA DE MUJHE SHARAABI !!!

"O meri sharmilee, teri yeh 
mulaayam gaal GULAABI; 
aankhon ki teri yeh nighaein 
banaa de mujhe SHARAABI; 
thoda shayarana dil mein 
kya aayi, log kahene laage 
mujhe koi KAVI; 
aankh bandh kar loon, toh kya, 
sapno mein bhi dikhta hain mujhe 
tumhari yeh khubsoorat CHAVI. 
Insaan hoon, yeh dil bhi fisaaltha 
hain kabhi KABHI; 
tumhari kabootar ne ek prem patra 
diya mujhe abhi ABHI. 
Prem patra ke ek panne 
mein tumne banaayi hain 
meri TASVEER; 
tumhari yeh chitrakala 
dekh ke, tum pe bilkul fidaa 
ho gaya yeh tumhari 'VEER'. 
Mere ghar ke aangan se 
urh nahi rahi hain tumhari 
yeh safed KABOOTAR; 
jaroor kuch chitti le jaane ko kaha hain 
isse, sahi mein, yeh Postmanwaali 
Panchi hain bahut chatur aur BEHETAR. 
Soch rahe hain kya likhe, 
par naa jaane kab 
bann gayi ek SHAYARI; 
milte hain aagle Ravivaar ko, Shiv 
Mandir mein, fihaal yeh chitti sweekar 
karlo, Rajkumari 'MAYURI.'"- Arindam Sain

AS EACH AND EVERY BRANCH OF PSU BANKS ARE NOT HAVING INTERNET LEASED LINE; THE DREAM OF MAKING 5 TRILLION DOLLAR ECONOMY WILL BECOME A FOXY, SOUR GRAPEVINE !!!

"As each and every branch 
of PSU Banks are not having 
Internet Leased LINE; 
the dream of making 
5 trillion dollar economy will 
become a foxy, sour GRAPEVINE. 
'Digital India' means that even in 
a remote village, all offices will have 
a fabulous Internet access and SPEED; 
but, the internet connectivity of rural 
branches of PSU Banks are still so poor, 
which is a brutal reality INDEED. 
First of all, for all the branches of 
PSU Banks, create a high quality, high 
speed and uniform INFRASTRUCTURE; 
after that only, step by step, slowly 
and steadily, you plan for taking 
big steps for the FUTURE. 
Just for getting votes, 
don't take bold yet 
annoying DECISIONS; 
as in this e-knowledge era, 
the anger may reflect in 
the next upcoming ELECTIONS. 
In developed nations, 
improvement of infrastructure 
in all offices with UNIFORMITY; 
has always 
been the 
first PRIORITY. 
In China, due to high quality and 
uniform infrastructure, their government 
has fully utilized 'CHEAP LABOUR'; 
and the whole world knows by now, that 
how their great strategies of manufacturing 
sector, went in China's FAVOUR. 
Whichever IT and 
Telecom companies can 
provide great SPEED; 
all Government offices must make 
new tie-ups with them to get 
the market profitability LEAD. 
Why the private 
banks or offices 
will have all 
the MODERNISATION; 
to boost Indian economy, you also need 
to upgrade and modernize each and 
every Indian Government's direct or 
undertaking ORGANIZATION."- Arindam Sain

IN FUTURE, 3 DAYS DAY-NIGHT, 200 OVERS, 18 HOURS TEST MATCHES; EACH DAY FROM 3 PM TO 9 PM AS PER YOUR INDIAN WRIST WATCHES !!!

"On 22nd November 2019, 
there will be the first Indian 
Pink Ball Test at EDEN; 
a wall will be created with photos 
of cricketers to allow you to go 
down the memory LANE. 
Another information you 
must have GOT; 
that 'Pinku' and 'Tinku' 
will be the MASCOT. 
Many clubs may play a 
Day-NightTest TOURNAMENT; 
with Pink ball to have a 
fabulous ENTERTAINMENT. 
Imagine in future, there will be 
3 days Day-Night Pink Ball 
Test MATCHES; 
50 overs maximum by each team and every 
day the game will be from 3 PM to 9 PM, as 
per the Indian wrist WATCHES."- Arindam Sain

USH DIN TUMHARI SAREE AUR BLOUSE KI RANG THI KESARI; SHAYAR NAA THA MEIN, PHIR BHI DIL MEIN AA GAYI THI SHAYARI !!!

"Ush din tumhari saree aur 
blouse ki rang thi KESARI; 
shayar naa tha mein, phir bhi 
dil mein aa gayi thi SHAYARI. 
Tum sahi mein 
kyon ho itni KHUSOORAT !; 
phir se dil ne awaaz diya, 'Janaab, 
kar lo phir se MOHABBAT.' 
Aajkaal toh 'pyar' se 
laage mujhe DARR; 
kyon ki daag rahe jaati hain, 
koi bhi seesha tut jaaye AGAR; 
yeh kambakht dil 
maanta nahi hain MAGAR; 
prem ki naiyaa ko akhir bulaa hee 
leta hain pyar ka SAGAR. 
Pyar mein 
itni hain GEHRAAI; 
ki baad mein mat kahena ki dobaara 
wahi galti tumne hain DOHRAAI; 
yeh dil bhi naa jaane ki kab kyon kahan 
aur kaise sirf tumhari hee yaad AAYI. 
Tumhari aur mere beech 
kyon hain itni pyar, yeh na 
main jaanu aur naa hee TUM; 
phir bhi pataa nahi dono ki mulaakaat 
hoteyi, dono ki dil uthti hain kyon 
itni khushi se JHOOM. 
Nahi bajaayi maine 
koi pyar ki BAANSHURI; 
phir bhi ajeeb jalwa hain yeh, ki hum bann 
gaye hain tumhari 'MOHABBAT-E-NURI'. 
Ush din tumhari saree aur 
blouse ki rang thi KESARI; 
shayar naa tha main, phir bhi 
dil mein aa gayi thi SHAYARI."- Arindam Sain

AN ACT OF SELFISHNESS IS A SHAME; VOTERS OF MAHARASHTRA MUST ACCEPT THE BLAME !!!

"An act of selfishness or too much 
greed for power by any political 
party is a SHAME; 
the voters of Maharashtra who all 
voted for Shiv Sena must accept 
the criticism or BLAME. 
Had Shiv Sena not been in an alliance 
with a national party in the ELECTION; 
then the voters of Maharashtra would 
have gone for a feasible SELECTION. 
Shiv Sena got from BJP 
whatever they DEMANDED; 
now they are backstabbing BJP 
and trying to OFFEND. 
The Governor of Maharashtra is 
still giving them time to 
form the 'Khichdi' GOVERNMENT; 
but when NCP and INC will join hands 
with Shiv Sena, it will be a 
fantastic comedy ENTERTAINMENT. 
INC may lose its vote percentage 
drastically in other states if it join 
hands with Shiv Sena at this JUNCTURE; 
either President Rule or another election 
may happen, as you never know when 
this car of 'INC-NCP-Shiv Sena' will have 
a tyre PUNCTURE."-Arindam Sain