BISHAAL BARO BIRBHUM ER MAATH, AKASH KHOLAMELA; THANDA R SAMAY, BESH BHALO EE LAAGE SHANTINIKETAN ER POUSHMELA !!!

"Bishaal baro Birbhum er maath, 
akash KHOLAMELA; 
thanda r samay, besh bhalo ee laage 
Shantiniketan er POUSHMELA. 
Eto baro maath e, nehaat 
dokaanpat noy toh ALPO; 
apnaake satti ee mugdho kore debey 
Birbhum er bikkhyato HASTHOSHILPO. 
Mela e dupur bela thekey 
sandhya obdi hoy 
bisesh sanskritik ANUSTHAN; 
baaul gaan, lokgeeti ebong adivaasi nrittya 
dekhle, aar rabindra kavita r abbritti sunley, 
satti ee apnaar juriye jaabe PRAAN. 
Ei mela r chaturdikeyi paaben 
'Mathura Cake' aar 'Papri CHAT'; 
ei mela e kintu paaowa jaaye daarun 
dekhtey, beter tairi chair, dolna o KHAAT. 
Jaah bheerh hoy, etto baro maath e o, 
kheteyi paaren ektu adhtu guto baa THYALA; 
tobe beshi bheerh seikhaaneyi paaben, 
jekhane achey katogulo 'NAGARDOLA'. 
Tobe ei mela r 
bisesh ekti nagardola 
holo 'PENDULUM'; 
jaate chorhle, apnaar matha o shorir ekdum 
jaabe ultey, korben 'shirsashan', aar chechiye 
bolben, 'orrey aar noy, ebaar THAAM.' 
Sabmiliye ei mela kintu khub ee 
poriskaar, porichanno, 
surakkhito o CHIMCHAAM; 
ebong seyi purono oitihyo dhore 
rekhechey boleyi, ei mela r ekhano 
achey biswabyapi SUNAAM."- Arindam Sain

AAMI 'iBOT', EMON EKTI CHOTTO ROBOT, JE SAB KAAJ KORE FALEY JHOTPOT !!!

"Ei je Sir ! apni ebaar ektu 
nicher dikey TAAKAAN; 
ami ee dorjaa e thak thak korchilam, 
jaate aapni dorjaa khuley DAARAAN. 
Noyi ami apnaar mato 
kono maanush er mato lamba, 
ami besh bhalo ee chotokhato o BETEY; 
taai toh apni 'Customer Care' er bell 
bajaale, kichu ta samay aamaar 
beshi laage paaye HETEY. 
Ami toh maanush er 
theke khub ee SASTA; 
khetey o ditey hoyna dubela kono 
maachbhaath, ruti, noodles baa PASTA. 
Ekbaar sudhu ektu khorcha kore 
amaake kinleyi HOLO; 
poriseva r dik diye, ami jekono 
maanush er theke dherh BHALO. 
Apni amaar shorir er saathe legey 
thaaka ID Caller e call korey 
sudhu bolben, 'HELLO'; 
aar ami takhan bolbo, 'Ami tomar sahajyo 
kortey hoyechi haazir, ki sahajyo chai 
tomar, sudhu boley FALO.' 
Ami hocchi ei 5-Star Hotel er Customer 
Care Executive, aami 'iBOT'; 
emon ekti chotto robot, je sab kaaj 
kore faley JHOTPOT."- Arindam Sain

DIL TUMNE CHURA LIYA, ISILIYE TOH AATE HAIN TUMHARE PAAS !!!

"Dil tumne chura liya, isiliye toh 
aate hain tumhare PAAS; 
kuch pyar bhari baatein karte hain toh 
tum kahete ho, 'Naa karo itna BAKWAAS'. 
Maana ki hum nahi hain 
itne bhi SHAREEF; 
par pyar jisko kiye hain, uski kaise 
na karein koi TAREEF. 
Sardi ke mausam mein kisi Park mein 
baithi ho tum, o meri 'TUHINA'; 
tumhari godh mein thoda sarh rakh ke 
sotey hain toh kahete ho mujhe, 'KAMINA'. 
Pyar mein kaun kambakht itna shareef hota 
hain, sabhi hotey hain thoda sa BADMAASH; 
dil tumne chura liya, isiliye toh 
aatey hain tumhare PAAS."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE 'GHOTI', WE ARE SUPPORTERS OF 'MOHUN BAGAN', WE FEEL PROUD TO BE A 'MIDNAPURI' !!!

"Anytime, anywhere, 
we love to eat 'MURI'; 
we also love to eat 'Cholar Dal' 
and 'Hinger KACHURI'; 
we are 'Ghoti', supporters of 'Mohun Bagan', 
we feel proud to be a 'MIDNAPURI'. 
'Medinipore' is the birthplace of 
'Iswarchandra Vidyasagar', who wrote 
the first book on Bengali ALPHABETS; 
still today, the students of 'Midnapore' 
become more successful in any All India 
level competitive exams or TESTS. 
'Medinipore' has always 
been the hub 
of new REVOLUTION; 
and is known worldwide for the brave 
revolutionaries in the freedom struggle 
movement of India NATION; 
even nationwide, 
everyone knows about 
the 'Nandigram AGITATION'. 
Whenever there had been a 
political change in Bangabhoomi, 
it always started first 
from 'Medinipore' ONLY; 
'Midnapuri' people loves good football, 
even good foods like 'Chingri Malai Curry', 
'Morla maach er tok' and 'Crabs Curry' 
must go down their BELLY."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS BE PROUD TO BE A HINDU, BE PROUD TO FOLLOW 'HINDUISM' !!!

"Always be proud 
to be a Hindu, be proud 
to follow 'HINDUISM'; 
read the quotations of Swami Vivekananda, 
not the western nations' funded newspaper 
articles based on rumors and HYPOCRISM. 
In the name of fake protests against CAA, 
CAB, NRC and NPR, if they want to 
declare a war against HINDUISM; 
then let there be war, then let us 
declare India as a Hindu state 
if they don't like SECULARISM. 
In Pakistan, Afghanistan 
and Bangladesh, so many 
Hindus, Sikhs, Budhhists 
and Christians got killed, 
even the statues 
of 'Lord Buddha' 
got DESTROYED; 
if even after these incidents, if Pakistan, 
Afghanistan and Bangladesh is a good 
nation as per those 'Tukde Tukde Gang', 
then India will also become as good as 
them and to those separatists and 
anti-nationals, India will no more 
supply any butter and BREAD. 
If a Royal Bengal Tiger 
stops hunting, 
then humans will 
create multiplexes, flats and 
shopping malls in Sunderbans, 
that's why, that tiger must keep on 
hunting even if he is not HUNGRY; 
by seeing such violent protests for quite 
a few days, in the name of CAA which has 
nothing to do with Indian citizens, patriotic 
Indians are now planning to fight back and 
teach those 'Tukde Tukde Gang' a lesson 
as the patriotic Indians are now 
very much ANGRY."- Arindam Sain

'HINDUISM' IS A WAY OF LIFE, WHICH BELIEVES IN THE PRINCIPLES OF 'LIVE AND LET LIVE' !!!

"'Hinduism' is a way of life, 
which believes in the principles 
of 'Live and let LIVE'; 
even Hinduism teaches us 
the basics of humanity, conscience 
and how to FORGIVE. 
In the name of 
so called fake SECULARISM; 
the partition of India done by Gandhi, Nehru 
and Jinnah is an act of COMMUNALISM. 
Hinduism worldwide 
always supports HUMANITY; 
all humans are same devoid of caste, creed 
and religion, then why such a CRUELTY ! 
Centuries after centuries, 
India has been a mini World itself 
with so much DIVERSITIES; 
Indian culture is known worldwide for 
its unity, brotherhood spirits and 
humanitarian QUALITIES. 
Had there been no 'SHAKUNI', 
there had been no battle of 
'Mahabharata' between the 
'Pandava' and 'Kaurava' BROTHERS; 
had there been no 'Manthara', 
there had been no 
'Vanavas' for Bhagwan Ram 
for 14 YEARS; 
had there been no 'Mir Zafar', there had 
been no British Rule in India to divide 
Hindus and Muslims to fight with each 
other with swords and SPEARS. 
Why Jinnah wanted a 
separate Muslim state, 
because he loved 
Muslims a lot, oh REALLY ! 
then why he kicked out all the Indian 
Muslims from the newly formed 
Pakistan, because he wanted 
that 'Wazir-e-Alam' post ONLY. 
Religion is created 
by human BEINGS; 
to teach you about humanity, brotherhood 
and to learn all the good THINGS. 
Each and every nation in this world is 
having its own national RELIGION; 
in this planet Earth, India is the only 
peaceful secular REGION."- Arindam Sain

HINDU MARRIAGE ACT MUST BE AMENDED; AS OFTEN, A GROOM FEELS OFFENDED !!!

"Hindu Marriage Act 
must be AMENDED; 
as often, a groom 
feels OFFENDED. 
Always avoid marrying 
any non-working woman 
and even if you do so, 
be vigilant and CAREFUL; 
as she will keep on getting money 
from her husband even after 
separation to enjoy her extramarital 
affairs by making you a FOOL. 
Avoid marrying a daughter 
of any cop as 
much as POSSIBLE; 
because the cop and his wife 
may poke their big nose in your family 
affairs to make your life HORRIBLE. 
If a married woman 
feels unhappy after 
becoming PREGNANT; 
then, surely, that lady has some 
other illegal affair and has 
planned a future ARRANGEMENT. 
A married lady who has multiple 
love affairs generally tends to 
come out of her husband's HOUSE; 
and then to get some money for her future 
marriage, files a fake criminal charges 
based divorce case on her SPOUSE. 
The case continues 
and the lawyers 
become richer with 
dates after DATES; 
the girl gets the money, gets satisfied by 
her lover, whereas the married young 
gentleman becomes an old man 
as the court DELAYS. 
The girl is the gainer in this scenario, 
as she got the money 
by a false divorce case, and this is 
becoming a new type of BUSINESS; 
end up any divorce case, if the separation 
of husband and wife is more than 
12 months, unnecessary delaying the 
divorce case is totally BASELESS; 
if this trend continues, then, getting 
married to any non-working 
Hindu woman is quite risky 
as well as USELESS."- Arindam Sain