ALL PSU BANKS MUST HAVE 'OLAS' IN ITS INTRANET PORTAL FROM NOW ON !!!

"All PSU Banks must have Online Loan 
Application System (OLAS) in its 
Intranet Portal from now ON; 
whenever a customer wants to take a loan, 
enter his/her CIF, PAN and AADHAAR No. 
in 'OLAS' and press 'Enquiry' BUTTON. 
It will generate the respective 
'CIBIL' and 'CRIF' report of 
that customer INSTANTLY; 
if those reports are not satisfactory, 
then reject the loan proposal by 
stating the reasons EXACTLY. 
If the reports are good, then proceed 
to the next step by pressing the 'Proceed' 
button to select the 'Type of LOAN'; 
once you select the type of loan, an 
online application form will come which 
you can fill up on your OWN. 
Then click on 'Preview' button 
and verify with the customer 
and his/her KYC documents, 
that all the information 
is CORRECT; 
once the verification and editing process is 
done, press the 'Print' button to take the 
printout of the forms, get the customer's 
sign and two officer's sign to make the 
application process complete and PERFECT. 
Now, put all the signed 
application papers 
in a high speed scanner 
to make soft copies 
of all the PAGES; 
again go to 'OLAS', and you will see that 
an application ID has been created in that 
customer's name, click on the ID and upload 
all the scanned documents by following 
the relevant steps of all STAGES. 
Once the loan account gets opened after 
final approval in 'OLAS', it is time 
for final DISBURSEMENT; 
by these easy procedures, PSU Banks 
can compete with anyone in this 
competitive ENVIRONMENT."- Arindam Sain

HOLD MY HAND, LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE WORLD OF FANTASY; IN THAT WORLD, ALL RESOURCES ARE THERE TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT OF ECSTASY !!!

"Hold my hand, let me take 
you to the world of FANTASY; 
in that world, all resources are there 
to create an environment of ECSTASY. 
We will hug each other, 
we will DANCE; 
we will kiss each other, 
we will do erotic ROMANCE. 
How to start this beautiful 
and romantic journey, 
you may be THINKING; 
but, the flying horses of our 'love chariot' 
is ready to fly with their kingdom's 
future Queen and KING. 
Come out of your kingdom, 
though, it is easier said than 
done, as it is too TOUGH; 
but, if you can come out of 
your kingdom somehow, that will be 
more than ENOUGH."- Arindam Sain

KENDRIYA PARIKKHA GULO O DILEY, HOYTO ETODIN E, KONO KENDRIYA SANSHTA E CHAAKRI HOYE JETO !!!

"Primary School e chaakri 
paabe boley, diyecho bujhi 
kaauke onek TAAKA; 
kete gelo kato bachor, chaakri toh 
peleyi naa tumi, othocho graam theke 
udhaao tomaar seyi agent KAKA. 
Aaro kichu bachor aagey, 
dhelechiley taaka 'Sarada' te 
ebong 'Rose Valley' teh BUJHI; 
eto lobh holey jaa hoy aar ki, 
bhai, tomaar theke beshi buddhi dhorey 
je kono bhaatiaali gaan gaaoa MAAJHI. 
'NEFT', 'RTGS' baa 'IMPS' kore o 
daayoni taaka, nagad taaka diyecho, 
othocho naaoni kono RASHID; 
taaka kintu jal ei gachey doobey, aar 
pacchona feroth, jato ee karo 'Dada' baa 'Didi', 
jato ee jaao jekono Mandir, Girja baa MASJID. 
Oi takaa ee kono 
rastrayatto bank e 
raakhle etodin e 
praaye dwigun HOTO; 
rajya sarkaari parikkha gulo sudhu 
naa diye, kendriya parikkha gulo o diley 
hoyto etodin e, kono kendriya sanstha e 
chaakri hoye JETO."- Arindam Sain

VOTERS OF DELHI PROVED AGAIN THAT IN ANY ELECTION; THE WORD, 'DEVELOPMENT' IS THE VICTORIOUS KEYWORD OF INDIA NATION !!!

"Chanting 'Hanuman Chalisha' 
is not a FACTOR; 
though, sometimes, politicians 
do act like any natural ACTOR. 
He took a middle path 
which is indeed a MASTERSTROKE; 
let those students do some timepass in the 
name of protests with biryani and COKE. 
Voters of Delhi proved again 
that in any ELECTION; 
the word, 'Development' has become the 
victorious keyword of India NATION. 
One has to appreciate 
that Delhi is showing 
a path to do rapid 
infrastructural MODERNISATION; 
and that too in a 
feasible manner 
with as much as 
possible low cost OPERATION; 
though, to bring full fledged overall 
development, Delhi Governement must also 
open doors for all centralized schemes 
for its young GENERATION."- Arindam Sain

O MERI 'KASHMIR KI KALI'; AA BHI JAAO AAB, INTEZAAR MEIN HAIN YEH PREM KI GALI !!!

"Kya kahein, kaise kahein, 
kitna pyar karte hain hum TUMHEIN; 
aab kaisi darr, kaisi hichkichahat, aab nahi 
hain 'Article 370', Kashmir ki vaadiyon MEIN. 
O meri 
'Kashmir ki KALI'; 
aa bhi jaao aab, intezaar mein 
hain yeh prem ki GALI. 
Naa jaane kya kya ho jaayegi AJOOBA; 
jab tum baanogi meri MEHBOOBA; 
tumhari ish pyar ki gehrai o mein 
yeh dil hain DOOBA; 
tum hee ho, haan sirf tum 
hee ho meri pyaari DILRUBA. 
Aur naa sataao, 
aa bhi jaao AAB; 
bahut intezaar kiye hain tumhari 
yeh 'Naresh', tumhari dil ka NAWAAB; 
Kashmir ki nahi, aab tum baanogi 
Kanpur ki 'Malika' MEMSAAB; 
har roz main kahunga, 'Namaskaar', 
aur tum kahogi, 'ADAAB'".- Arindam Sain

SPEED UP YOUR LIFE WITH THE TAGLINE, 'RUN, RUN, RUN'; BUT, WHENEVER YOU GET TIME, DON'T FORGET TO ENJOY YOURSELF FULLY BY HAVING SOME FUN !!!

"Your belly is fat now, 
so, run, run, RUN; 
everyday in the playground, be there 
at early morning to see the rising SUN; 
come back home, 
have your breakfast BUN; 
after getting fresh and after a 
short meal, again, run, run, RUN. 
You are in office now, be serious, 
as the office time has BEGUN; 
for completing any office work, 
if you OVERRUN; 
then always remember, that in comparison 
to you, your boss has a better SHOTGUN. 
But, always have a break, 
whenever you feel TIRED; 
as you have to remain healthy first, 
even if from that firm, you get FIRED. 
In this competitive era, 
no one has time 
to read or hear any 
report in DETAILS; 
so, keep your verbal or written 
communication to the point and 
short enough, otherwise, you may 
find that your project FAILS. 
Time is precious, so, 
speed up your life, with 
the tagline, 'Run, run, RUN; 
but, whenever you get time, 
don't forget to enjoy yourself fully 
by having some FUN."- Arindam Sain

RADHIKA MON E HOK NAA JATO EE DUKKHO, BIRAHO, BEDANA BAA KASTO; TAAR HRIDMAJHAARE KINTU CHIROKAAL EE RAJOTTWO KORE TAAR ADOR ER KESTO !!!

"Radhika r mon e hok naa 
jato ee dukkho, biraho, 
bedana baa KASTO; 
taar hridmajhaare kintu 
chirokaal ee rajottwo kore 
taar ador er KESTO. 
Sudhu maakhan 
churi toh NOY; 
ei Gopal jaane aaro kato 
koushal o ABHINOY. 
Kakhan je kon 
naari r hriday 
korey naaye se CHURI; 
tobe Radha keyi se bhalobaase 
beshi, kaaron taar bhalobasha e 
neyi kono CHHALCHAATURI. 
Prem maaneyi toh ektu adhtu 
ananda, ektu haasi, 
ektu biraho, ektu BEDANA; 
ei prem ee toh jogaaye 
ei sangraami jeevan e, 
ek notun ANUPRERONA. 
Onek e onek kichu 
korto PRASHNA; 
kintu Radha r hriday thekey konodin 
ee muchhey jaayeni 'KRISHNA.' 
Ki jano ek adbhut jaadu chilo 
seyi Murali r baanshir SUREY; 
Radhika r mon ekkebaare 
hoye jeto FURFUREY. 
Gopi r chilo 
aaro kato GOPINI; 
tobe Radha ee chilo 
taar priyo SANGINI. 
Emon ee chilo ei dujon er prem, 
je sabai praaye bhuleyi galo, 
ke chilo RUKMINI; 
ektu misti, ektu nontaa, 
ei naa holey ki aar premleela hoy, 
taai toh Govinda bhalobashto 'NONI'. 
Aajkaal kaar cheleymeye gulo, 
'Valentine's Day' r naam e 
koruk naa jato ee FURTI; 
saara biswa teh kintu bhalobaasha r 
pratik hisebe, pujo koraa hoy, 
'Radha-Krishna' r MURTI."- Arindam Sain