HAAN HAAN, PATAA HAIN HUMKO, HUMKO PATAA HAIN, KI AAJ HEE KE DIN HAIN HOLI !!!

"KAALIA: 'Hum log gaaon ke taraf gaye teh, 
toh, Jai aur Veeru ne fekaa hum logon ke 
upar bahut saare GUBBAREY; 
hum sab ka badan ho gaya 
rangeen, bheegh gaye hum 
logon ke kapde SAAREY.'

GABBAR: 'Woh log do teh, 
aur tum TEEN; 
koi anaaz ya zevar naa laa saake, 
laut ke aa gaye, hoke RANGEEN.'

SAMBHA: 'Yeh bechaarey 
bhi kya karein Sarkar, 
aaj ka din hee hain RANGEEN; 
aab haamesha poochte rahetey hain, 
toh yeh bataa doon, ki aaj hee hain 
ish saal ka Holi ke DEEN.

GABBAR: 'Haan haan, pataa hain 
humko; humko pataa hain, ki aaj 
hee ke din hain HOLI; 
Vasanti kaahan hain, kaahan hain 
Vasanti, aaj woh khel nahi saakti, 
ish Gabbar ke saath AANKHMICHAULI'.

SAMBHA: 'Sarkar, aur ek gaaon mein, ek 
tabeley mein aaj ho rahi hain Holi ka jashn, 
saayed abhi bhi naach rahi hain 'HELEN'; 
chaliye Sarkar, ussi ke saath khelenge 
aap Holi, kyon ki Vasanti ke liye toh Jai 
hee uski Hero hain, aur aap hain VILLAIN.' 

GABBAR: 'Arrey o Sambha, kab tak upar 
hee baitha rahega, neechey aa toh zaara, 
kyon ki tu bhi hain humhrey jaisa 
hee ek gunda MAAWAALI; 
bajaao dhol, peeyo thandai, 
khaao dherh saare laddoo, 
kyon ki aaj hee hain Holi, 
Happy HOLI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN ANY PSU BANK, RATE OF INTEREST IS NOT SO HIGH, BUT, YOUR OWN CAPITAL IS ALWAYS SECURED INDEED !!!

"Whenever any private financial 
institution is offering you more 
rate of interest, be CAREFUL; 
because, just like the investors of 
'Sarada' and 'Rose Valley' Chit Funds, 
you may again become a FOOL. 
Everyone is not an expert like 
any Chartered Accountant to 
analyze the 'Balance Sheet' of any 
firm to spot out the 'Window DRESSING'; 
but, at least, have faith on the word, 'Public' 
of any 'Public Sector Bank', where providing 
security to your money is most important 
with the tagline, 'Customer is KING'. 
If your capital is not secured, then 
why you keep your money in any private 
financial institution out of GREED; 
in any PSU Bank, rate of interest is 
not so high, but, your own capital 
is always secured INDEED."- Arindam Sain

RESHUFFLING OF THE CABINET MINISTRY IS ALWAYS A FEASIBLE STRATEGY AND THIS PROCESS MUST CONTINUE !!!

"'Finance', 'Banking' and 'Economics' 
are the subjects which are to be 
dealt by persons who have expertise 
and knowledge in that DOMAIN; 
when GDP growth rate declines, when NPA 
becomes too high, when a private bank gets 
bankrupt, ultimately, the common people 
of India have to bear the PAIN. 
Why should a person of other educational 
background to be given the responsibility of 
a department of that subject on which 
he/she is not having any vast KNOWLEDGE; 
if a specialized person is given the 
responsibility to look after a department 
of his/her subject of specialization, 
he/she surely has an EDGE. 
In a tenure of 5 years, after each 18 months, 
reshuffling of the Cabinet Ministry is 
always a feasible strategy and this 
process must CONTINUE; 
also, under each ministry, an efficient 
back end team should be 
formed with a perfect blend of both 
'Experienced' and 'NEW'."- Arindam Sain

BACCHADER MATO KORO NA BAAYENA; SAARA VISWAJUREY MRITYULEELA CHALACCHE, 'CORONA' !!!

"Bor bolle, 'Khub toh biye r 
aagey gaan gaaichiley, 'Aar 
kato raat eka THAAKBO'; 
ekhan amaar saathe tomaar hoyeche 
biye, eso sona, ebaar tomaay ami 
praanbhorey BHALOBAASBO. 
Kano aar acho tumi dur e, 
aaha, aro kaachey eso, eso 
aro kachey, o amaar SONA; 
onek opekkha r por esechey ei sohaag 
raat er madhur samay, uff, ki uttejito 
ami ekhan, aar je amaar tar SOYNA.'

Bolle bou, 'Tumi toh dekhchi 
baddo korcho NACHANACHI; 
tumi ki chaayona je amraa 
dujon bhalobhabe BNAACHI. 
China e katojon 
maara gachey 
tumi ki taa JAANO; 
bojhaar chesta karo, je tomaake ami 
jaapte joriye dhorey, khub kore 
chumu khacchi naa KANO. 
Ekdum bacchader 
mato koro naa BAAYENA; 
ei kotaa din ami aar tumi dujon dujoner 
saathe konorakam dustumi KORBONA; 
kaaron ekhan saara viswajurey mrityuleela 
chalacche 'CORONA'."- Arindam Sain

ITS TIME TO REALLY RETHINK; THAT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF BIG SHIPS LIKE 'LIC' AND 'SBI' ALSO STARTS TO SINK !!!

"When there was a 
warning bell, why RBI was not 
so vigilant and PROACTIVE; 
the audit and inspection 
strategies of RBI must 
become more AGGRESSIVE; 
otherwise, in terms of global economy, the 
condition of 'Nifty Bankex' and 'Sensex' may 
remain bearish and NEGATIVE. 
Just like, prior to demonetization 
announcement, how come some 
businessmen got information about the 
Indian Government's next DECISIONS; 
don't try to fool the common people of India, 
otherwise, the entire political game will 
become a game of chess, with full of 
surprises, thrills and ILLUSIONS. 
On one hand, RBI is allowing some Private 
Institutions to function like a Private Bank 
by giving them Banking LICENSE; 
on the other hand, the Finance Ministry is 
merging several PSU Banks, which does 
not make any SENSE. 
If the Indian Government 
is too confident 
about PRIVATISATION; 
then, why the Indian Government requested 
LIC to take the charge of IDBI Bank which 
was in a very weak POSITION. 
At this juncture, when 
everyone is saying, 
'Say No to Yes Bank', 
why the Indian Government 
wants SBI to provide the 
bailout money, its time to really RETHINK; 
without the strong financial balance sheets 
of Nationalized Banks and other PSU 
Companies, the Indian economy cannot 
revive, and God only knows what will happen, 
if the big ships like 'LIC' and 'SBI' also 
starts to SINK."- Arindam Sain

PRAAYE PRATIDIN ER MATO EE, CHAAND UTHECHEY GAGANEY; KINTU TAA BOLEY GALAGALI KANO THAKBE KONO CHORHA E BAA GAANEY !!!

"Praaye pratidin er mato ee, 
Chaand utheche GAGANEY; 
kintu taa boley galagali kano thakbe 
kono chorha e baa GAANEY; 
era je kon vidyalay e teh porashona 
korechey ke JAANEY. 
Vasanta utsav bodhoy 
sattyi ee ekdin 
hoye jaabe 
pooropoori BANDHO; 
kritittwo deowaa uchit seyi sab 
lok ke, jaara oi chaar jon meye r 
chobi tulechey, noiley prashashan 
thekeyi jeto ANDHO. 
Kaviguru Rabindranath er 
seyi 'Sonar Bangla' r 
eta noy oitihyo 
baa SANSKRITI; 
bandho hok 
eisab oitihyomoy 
utsavgulo e, 
eidharan er KUKIRTI; 
tobey sweekar korteyi hobe je Kaviguru 
Rabindranath er seyi saanskritik oitihyo ke 
baachanor chesta kore cholechey obiroto, 
ei bikhyato 'VISWABHARATI'."- Arindam Sain

COME BACK TO ALL THE BASICS; 'HYGIENE' IS THE BEST KEYWORD, AS PER THE MEDICAL STATISTICS !!!

"Come back to 
all the BASICS; 
'Hygiene' is the best keyword, 
as per the medical STATISTICS. 
While travelling here and there, 
wearing a good quality mask 
is always a good IDEA; 
but, side by side, black marketing 
by some mask sellers must 
be stopped in INDIA. 
There is no need 
to press any panic BUTTON; 
we are ready to fight the 'Corona Virus' 
from all ends as the battle is ON. 
In respect to the people of other 
nations, generally, the Indians 
have a better health IMMUNITY; 
the only disadvantage is that in many 
states of India, there is poor 
health infrastructural QUALITY. 
Try to drink the drinking 
water by boiling IT; 
avoid Ice Cream or Cold drinks as of 
now to keep yourself warm and FIT. 
You must consult a doctor, 
if you fall SICK; 
be a vegetarian, till the 
'Corona Virus' becomes too WEAK. 
Temporary deactivation of biometric 
authentication in corporate offices is 
also a good preventive MEASURE; 
instead of handshake, let us 
say 'Namaste' which is a good 
Indian traditional GESTURE."- Arindam Sain