EI JE HATOBAGHA 'CORONA'; AAR BESHI BAARH BERRHONA !!!

"Yamraj kohiley, 'Ei je hatobagha 'CORONA'; 
aar beshi baarh BERRHONA. 
Emni teyi eto kaaj diyecho 
baariye, je amaar ghum 
aaschey naa MAAJHRAATEY; 
odikey eto lokjon er tathya dekhte 
hocchey, je Chitragupta paarche na 
sabaar paap-punya r hiseb MELAATEY.'

Corona kohiley, 'Khuley gache, 
khuley gache MUKHOSH; 
maanush ee asoley sab khaaye, 
maanush ee asoley RAKKHASH. 
Chin er lokgulo toh 
kichu ee daayeni baad, 
emon ki kheyechey chaamchikey 
ebong baadurh er o MAANGSHO; 
'AIDS' o hoto naa maanush er, jodi naa 
Africa r junglee gulo kheto baandor gulo, 
bechey jeto maanush aar oi 
'Rhesus' baandor er BANGSHO; 
maanush jodi thaake oporiskaar, kore eto 
dushan, maanush ee jodi onyo praani r rog 
nijer shorir e niye aase, taholey toh ekdin 
prithibi hoyeyi jaabe DHANGSHO. 
Amaake aatkaano r jonnyo, 
maanush tairi korte paareni 
kono osudh ekhano PARJYONTO; 
kono maanush er shorir e ami dhukey porleyi, 
taar hobe jwar, sardi, khaasi aar hoye jaabe 
se koyek ghanta r moddhe besh KLAANTO.'

Chitragupta kohila, 'Hey Yamraj Rajan, 
'Corona' jato ee bhoy dekhaak, 
aaste aaste kintu komchey or DUM; 
kaaron prithibi r uttar golardha teh, 
neyi aar seyi thanda, 
porchey ebaar GARAM. 
Piyaaz aar adaa r daam 
komechey, taai khub kore 
piyaaz aar adaa khaak 
ekhan BHARATBASHI; 
saptaahe ekbaar khaak Kalmegh er rash, 
aar garam fyan bhaath e ghee diye, roj 
ekta kore kaacha rasun chibiye khaak, 
hobena sardi KHAASHI. 
Nijeke ebong parivesh 
ke raakhuk PARISHKAAR; 
maach khaak, kintu ei muhurte, ektu beshi 
sabji khaowaa DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

KOLKATA SAHAR E AMI BESH SACHAL; KI JAANI KANO, AMAARE BAATIL KORECHE GRAAM BANGLA R MAFASWAL !!!

"Kolkata sahar e 
ami besh SACHAL; 
ki jaani kano, amaare baatil koreche 
graam bangla r MAFASWAL. 
Oder theke naa hoy 
ami ektu kom AYOTONEY; 
kintu amaare bholaa konodin ee jaabena, 
setaa ee baa kajon JAANEY. 
Ekta samay amaar 
chilo kato SUNAAM; 
ekhan je dekhchi faltu sab gujab er 
jonnyo, din din komchey amaar DAAM. 
Ekhano bhabchen bujhi ami ke, 
satyi ee apnaara keyu keyu ki BOKAA; 
ami je seyi khudra mudra, jaar mulyo 
maatro 'Ek TAAKA.'"- Arindam Sain

BY 1-0, AGAINST AIZAWL FC, THE MOHUN BAGAN HAS WON; AND FOR THE 2ND TIME, MOHUN BAGAN BECAME THE I-LEAGUE CHAMPION !!!

"By 1-0, against Aizawl FC, 
the Mohun Bagan has WON; 
and for the 2nd time, Mohun Bagan 
became the I-League CHAMPION. 
It was Papa again 
who scored the GOAL; 
Mohun Bagan is the champion of I-League 
2019-20, its time to party and ROCK 'N' ROLL. 
Mohun Bagan became champion for 3 times 
in National Football League which 
later got RENAMED; 
and in I-league, Mohun Bagan has won for 
2 times, as this National Football team of 
India has achieved whatever they AIMED. 
We feel proud of Mohun Bagan, 
the one and only National 
Football Club of India 
which has a glorious, 
patriotic and courageous HISTORY; 
many years have passed, but, still, 
Mohun Bagan is rocking with its 
fantastic performance and their passion 
to win any match is the secret behind 
any success STORY."- Arindam Sain

THE RAPID FLUCTUATING CLIMATIC CONDITIONS CAN BE DANGEROUS; AS OTHER TYPES OF VIRUS ARE ALSO MUTATING AND TOO ACTIVE JUST LIKE THE 'CORONA VIRUS' !!!

"The rapid fluctuating climatic 
conditions can be DANGEROUS; 
as other types of virus are also mutating 
and too active just like the 'Corona VIRUS'. 
Remove all the soaps from all 
public toilets and restaurants 
and replace those with 
handwash bottles INSTEAD; 
if you are suffering from 
cold or having a running nose, 
at least, wear a handkerchief or a 
mask around your nose INDEED. 
'Corona Virus' 
is CONTAGIOUS; 
but, to fight against it, we have 
to be more COURAGEOUS. 
All medical staffs worldwide to be 
trained about how to detect 'Corona Virus' 
in any human body too QUICKLY; 
once a person is affected by 
'Corona Virus' must be sent to 
an 'Isolation Ward' IMMEDIATELY. 
All the Armymen 
worldwide must 
cooperate with all the 
medical staffs in National as 
well as International BORDERS; 
all immigration or tourism departments 
have to issue 'Medical Fitness' certificate 
to all foreigners entering in their 
respective nation and can be detained 
till further administrative ORDERS. 
Avoid eating foods 
from street 
food stalls TEMPORARILY; 
all chefs and cooks must use gloves while 
cooking any food item, as this virus can 
spread from anywhere too QUICKLY. 
Unless there is any 
urgent need, no need 
to visit a crowded PLACE; 
enjoy the sweetness of your sweet home, 
stay healthy and fit by remaining confined 
in your own sweet SPACE."- Arindam Sain

HAAN HAAN, PATAA HAIN HUMKO, HUMKO PATAA HAIN, KI AAJ HEE KE DIN HAIN HOLI !!!

"KAALIA: 'Hum log gaaon ke taraf gaye teh, 
toh, Jai aur Veeru ne fekaa hum logon ke 
upar bahut saare GUBBAREY; 
hum sab ka badan ho gaya 
rangeen, bheegh gaye hum 
logon ke kapde SAAREY.'

GABBAR: 'Woh log do teh, 
aur tum TEEN; 
koi anaaz ya zevar naa laa saake, 
laut ke aa gaye, hoke RANGEEN.'

SAMBHA: 'Yeh bechaarey 
bhi kya karein Sarkar, 
aaj ka din hee hain RANGEEN; 
aab haamesha poochte rahetey hain, 
toh yeh bataa doon, ki aaj hee hain 
ish saal ka Holi ke DEEN.

GABBAR: 'Haan haan, pataa hain 
humko; humko pataa hain, ki aaj 
hee ke din hain HOLI; 
Vasanti kaahan hain, kaahan hain 
Vasanti, aaj woh khel nahi saakti, 
ish Gabbar ke saath AANKHMICHAULI'.

SAMBHA: 'Sarkar, aur ek gaaon mein, ek 
tabeley mein aaj ho rahi hain Holi ka jashn, 
saayed abhi bhi naach rahi hain 'HELEN'; 
chaliye Sarkar, ussi ke saath khelenge 
aap Holi, kyon ki Vasanti ke liye toh Jai 
hee uski Hero hain, aur aap hain VILLAIN.' 

GABBAR: 'Arrey o Sambha, kab tak upar 
hee baitha rahega, neechey aa toh zaara, 
kyon ki tu bhi hain humhrey jaisa 
hee ek gunda MAAWAALI; 
bajaao dhol, peeyo thandai, 
khaao dherh saare laddoo, 
kyon ki aaj hee hain Holi, 
Happy HOLI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN ANY PSU BANK, RATE OF INTEREST IS NOT SO HIGH, BUT, YOUR OWN CAPITAL IS ALWAYS SECURED INDEED !!!

"Whenever any private financial 
institution is offering you more 
rate of interest, be CAREFUL; 
because, just like the investors of 
'Sarada' and 'Rose Valley' Chit Funds, 
you may again become a FOOL. 
Everyone is not an expert like 
any Chartered Accountant to 
analyze the 'Balance Sheet' of any 
firm to spot out the 'Window DRESSING'; 
but, at least, have faith on the word, 'Public' 
of any 'Public Sector Bank', where providing 
security to your money is most important 
with the tagline, 'Customer is KING'. 
If your capital is not secured, then 
why you keep your money in any private 
financial institution out of GREED; 
in any PSU Bank, rate of interest is 
not so high, but, your own capital 
is always secured INDEED."- Arindam Sain

RESHUFFLING OF THE CABINET MINISTRY IS ALWAYS A FEASIBLE STRATEGY AND THIS PROCESS MUST CONTINUE !!!

"'Finance', 'Banking' and 'Economics' 
are the subjects which are to be 
dealt by persons who have expertise 
and knowledge in that DOMAIN; 
when GDP growth rate declines, when NPA 
becomes too high, when a private bank gets 
bankrupt, ultimately, the common people 
of India have to bear the PAIN. 
Why should a person of other educational 
background to be given the responsibility of 
a department of that subject on which 
he/she is not having any vast KNOWLEDGE; 
if a specialized person is given the 
responsibility to look after a department 
of his/her subject of specialization, 
he/she surely has an EDGE. 
In a tenure of 5 years, after each 18 months, 
reshuffling of the Cabinet Ministry is 
always a feasible strategy and this 
process must CONTINUE; 
also, under each ministry, an efficient 
back end team should be 
formed with a perfect blend of both 
'Experienced' and 'NEW'."- Arindam Sain