BAHUT DINO BAAD KHULI HAIN YEH KHIDKI; LAAGTA HAIN KI AAJ ACCHE MIZAAZ MEIN HAIN YEH GUSSEWALI LADKI !!!

"Bahut dino baad 
khuli hain yeh KHIDKI; 
laagta hain ki aaj acche mizaaz 
mein hain yeh gussewaali LADKI. 
Pataa nahi kaise 
achanak ho gayi thi uski 
yeh prem kahaani SHURU; 
naye naye aaye teh hum ish sahar mein, 
ek din ek public bus mein baithi thi 
mere bagal mein, yeh 'CHARU'. 
Hum teh 'ALLAHABADIAN'; 
aur woh thi 'INDIAN'. 
Aah ! nahi samjhe, arrey hum dono 
hee hain Hindustani, par dono alag 
alag bank o mein karte teh KAAM; 
shakha sanjuktikaran hone ke 
baad pata chaala ek doosre ko, 
ek doosre ka NAAM. 
Baatein hoti rahi office mein, 
thodi dosti bhi huyi, ekdin woh 
boli, 'Mika alakana ! Ninkal ORRAI !'; 
jab acchi mood mein raheti hain 
toh aapni maatribhasha mein najaane 
kya bolti hain yeh, 'Miss MADURAI' ! 
Phir boli, 'Ghar jaake isko padhna 
aur kaal mere ko jawaab dena' 
aur de diya mere ko ek KHAT; 
ghar jaa ke dekha ki woh hain prempatra, 
lo aab mere ko bhi banna hain 
kya doosra 'Chetan BHAGAT'. 
Humne naa bol diya, par Tamil ladkiya 
bhi Rajput aur Jat ladki ki tarah 
hoti hain bahut hee ZIDDI; 
hum jish ilaake mein ek bhaarey ke ghar 
mein rahete hain, thik ush ke ultey taraf 
ka makaan mein aapni pairh RAAKHDI. 
Hum bhi kam ziddi hain ke, 
usse baatein karna hee lagbhag 
kar diye teh BANDH; 
woh khidki bandh hee rakhti thi 
gussey mein, taah ki woh bhool saake 
hamaare dosti ka SAMBANDH. 
'Corona Lockdown' ke teesre din, woh 
kholi khidki aur boli, 'Mmmuah, 
naan unnay KAADHLIKKIREN; 
humne bola, 'Aaj, tumhari 
yeh pyar ko sweekar 
karta hain yeh, 'DHIREN.'"- Arindam Sain

IT IS THE IDEAL TIME TO EXPERIENCE 'DIGITAL BANKING'; IT IS THE IDEAL TIME TO EXPERIMENT 'DOORSTEP BANKING' !!!

"It is the ideal time to 
experience 'Digital BANKING'; 
It is the ideal time to 
experiment 'Doorstep BANKING'. 
Think about the new business 
opportunities getting opened 
in the digitalized world, 
be smart and WISE; 
be safe, be sanitized, be secured, but, 
also don't panic, as for the Indian 
economy in the long run, this war against 
'Bioterrorism' is a blessing in DISGUISE. 
This is the ideal time 
to provide online discounts 
to encourage more YOUNGSTERS; 
also, many sceptical customers who are 
seeing no other option than to go for digital 
transactions will also become MASTERS. 
'SBI' already has a good doorstep banking 
facilities for the senior citizens, it is the 
ideal time for its MARKETING. 
'Snapdeal' personnels also have POS 
devices to deliver cash at your doorstep, 
which is really a good THING. 
Any 'IPPB (Indian Post Payments Bank)' 
customer of any Post Office can avail 
doorstep banking by dialing 155299; 
even in 'HDFC Bank', there is doorstep 
banking facility, 'premium customers' 
don't need to stand in LINE. 
'Paytm' can also start 
'Cash Delivery at your Home' 
service for those people 
only who are having a 
'Paytm' Bank ACCOUNT; 
after booking an appointment', a 'QR Code' 
will be generated, the Paytm Executive will 
check your Aadhaar, QR code and after 
biometric authentication, you will get cash 
of your withdrawal AMOUNT."- Arindam Sain

ISH EKKISH DIN MEIN, HAR DO KILOMETRE TAK GHUMTA RAHEGA 'CHALAMAN SABJI MANDI'; JAHAAN CHAAR SHASHASTRA POLICE KI NIGHRAANI MEIN SAHI DAAM MEIN BECHI JAAYEGI ALOO, PEYAAZ, BAIGAN AUR BHINDI !!!

"Ish ekkish din mein, 
har do kilometre tak ghumta 
rahega 'Chalaman Sabji MANDI'; 
jahaan shashatra chaar police ki 
nighraani mein sahi daam mein bechi 
jaayegi aloo, peyaaz, baigan aur BHINDI. 
Har 'Chalaman 
Sabji Mandi' ke 
van mein 
rahenge chaar 
sabji DUKAANDAAR; 
har ek van mein 30 kilo bhindi, baigan; aur 
70 kilo ka aloo aur peyaaj rahega, aur har 
sabji 1 kilo kar ke hee milenge har ek 
grahaak o ko, aur khareedne ke liye 
dikhaana parega apna 'AADHAAR'. 
Police woh 'Aadhaar number' aur aap ka 
tasveer le legi aur ek khaate mein aap ka 
'Aadhaar' number aur naam likh LEGI; 
aagle chaubbish ghante ke andar ush 
Aadhaar number wala byakti ko ush 
'Chalaman Sabji Mandi' se sabji nahi MILEGI. 
Subah ke 7 baaje se 
le ke 11 baaje tak 
yeh 'Chalaman Sabji Mandi' 
har mohalle se GUZREGI; 
joh joh log 'Empower', 'Yono', 'Paytm', 
'Google Pay', 'Amazon Pay', 'PhonePe' ya 
doosre koi app se dukaandaar ke 
account mein paisa transfer KAREGA; 
ush graahaak ko 
dukaandar 500 gram aloo 
aur 500 gram peyaaz bilkul 
free mein extra de DEGA. 
Police aadhikarik mic pe 
bolta rahega barabar, 
taah ki aap sabji, ghar ke 
nachdeek hee KHARIDEY; 
surakshit dooriyan barkaraar rakhein, 
kyon ki yeh jung jeetne ke liye, sirf 
aap hee logon ke upar hee 
hain sab ki UMMEEDEY."- Arindam Sain

DUR TEH HUM TUMSE NAAJAANE KITNE DIN; KAISE KAATE HONGE TUMNE, YAHAAN AAKELI, MERE BIN !!!

"Kya kare jaanu, paisa kamaane 
ke liye, jaana padhta hain 
mujhe doosra PRADESH; 
tum hamesha humko lambein chutti lene 
ke liye bolti thi, toh dekho aab yeh ekkish 
din tumhare saath hee rahega yeh PARESH. 
Daro mat humse, 
nahi huyi hain mujhko 
koi sardi ya KHAASHI; 
itne dino baad aaye hain tumhre paas, 
saccha pyar karte hain tumko, main 
tumhare 'Devdas',aur tum mere 'DEVDASI'. 
Dur teh hum tumse 
naajaane kitne DIN; 
kaise kaate hongey tumne, 
yahaan akeli, mere BIN. 
Chinta na karo, kuch paise 
ikkhattey karein hain, liye hain 
ek do kaamre ka GHAR; 
ekkish din ke baad, tumhein le 
jaayenge aapne saath, woh sahar pe, 
jisse kahete hain, 'Sapno ka SAHAR.' 
Aao mere Rani, 
mohabbat karenge ek doosre se 
ish ekkish din mein ITNA; 
ki aayenge hamaare ghar mein 
ek naya mehmaan, jab beet jaayegi 
aur nau MAAHINA; 
bhukh laagi hain 
bahut, o meri Latika, 
apni haathon se pyar se 
humko khaana KHILAAONA; 
accha suno, pehle bahut acche se 
apni haath dho ke aayo saabun se, ek 
mask bhi peheno, kyon ki yeh aatankvirus 
ka naam hain, 'CORONA'".- Arindam Sain

"CHARIDIK NISTABDHO O NIJHUM; DUPUR E EKTU CHOKH JORIYE ESECHILO, TAAI RAAT E AAR AASCHE NAA JE GHUM !!!

"Charidik nistabdho 
o NIJHUM; 
dupur e ektu chokh joriye esechilo, 
taai raat e aar aasche naa je GHUM. 
Ki kori, ki naa kori, achi suye 
bichana e, purdah ta ektu soriye 
dilaam, jaanla taa achey KHOLA; 
Kolkata r raat er aakaash e onekdin 
por dekhtey pacchi kato taara, aaj je 
akaash dushanmukto, noy je MEGHLA. 
Asoley amra 
maanush gulo jano din din 
hoye jacchilam ROBOT; 
sakaal e uthey doure doure office e 
jaaowa, jehetu ami bank er karmi, taai 
guntey hoy roj kato ee naa taaka r NOTE. 
Aaj onekdin por ei byasto chakurijeebi 
naari r mon e hocchey, jano abaar seyi 
school jiban ei gechi FIREY; 
kono chaap neyi, kono baadhon neyi, 
ekta nijer mato kore swadin jeevan, 
kaarur kichu bolbaar neyi AMAARE. 
Ghar e kichudin 
bostey bolechey boley, 
uthchi bujhi amra 
sabai HAAPIYE; 
othocho amader chotobela e toh telephone 
baa television o chilo na, samay kete jeto 
dibyi Ludo, Dabaa, Teen Guti, Baaghbandi, 
keetkeet khele, aar ghar er edikodik LAAFIYE. 
Asoley oi je bollum, hoyini botey 
pooropoori ekti jantra, 
kintu hocchi roj katogulo 
jantra dwara PARICHAALITO; 
prakriti ebong taar sristhikarta 
majhemoddhe rudramurti naa dhorle, 
maanush satyi ee konodin 
ekta jantra ee hoye JETO. 
Aaj jano amaar nijer 
aatma o kato 
anandito hoye, jano 
praankhuley HAASEY; 
aar fisfis kore boley amaare, 'Bhoy ki, 
ekla esecho, jaabe ekla ee, jatodin 
acho ei dharani te, ami sarbada 
royechi tomaar PAASEY.'"- Arindam Sain

THOUGH, 'CORONA VIRUS' IS STILL A DEADLY MYSTERY; BUT, THE HUMANS WILL WIN THIS WAR TO CREATE A NEW HISTORY !!!

"USA:'Some people half 
predicted it coming, when our 
economy may be at its PEAK; 
the story of 'Wuhan-400' maybe a reality, 
and in a very planned way, not sure, 
but has China allowed it to LEAK ?'

IRAN: 'They may have targeted us, as in the 
middle east Asia, in military strength and 
nuclear strength, we are very STRONG; 
maybe, they are now targeting 
one of our best allies, India, 
if we are not so WRONG !'

SAUDI ARABIA: 'Recently, 2 persons died 
here, but, how come in North Korea only, 
there is not a single 'Corona Virus' VICTIM; 
are we seeing another 'James Bond' movie, 
where the secrets of bioweapons may be 
revealed by the secret agency TEAM !'

ITALY: 'China may have attacked us 
in the same way, as they did 
with India in 1965; 
too many Chinese workers became so 
close to Italians, that the majority 
of the Italians failed to SURVIVE.'

RUSSIA: 'Is China playing a fantastic 
game with USA, by keeping 
North Korea as its best ALLY; 
or is it that the 'Corona Virus' emerged 
from bats only, not from any laboratory, 
which is the 'Truth', and which is the 'LIE' !

INDIA: 'If Vietnam, Israel, Australia and 
Germany can tame the 'Corona Virus' 
by 'Lockdown' PROCESS; 
then, we will also win 
the war by the same 
strategy, NEVERTHELESS.'

SPAIN: 'Whenever the 
last two digit is '20' 
in any century, we have to be 
very careful from  now ON; 
we need to do a global conference 
on 'Bioterrorism', but, no one has 
any clear evidence that 'Corona Virus' 
is a biological WEAPON !'"- Arindam Sain

KONO OTYABASHYAK PRAYOJON CHAARA, BAARI R BAAIRE BEROBEN NAA; TOBEYI JEETBE 'MAANAVJAATI', AAR HAARBE 'CORONA' !!!

"Hey Maa 
Durge DURGATINASHINI; 
katogulo barbar ke rekhecho 
bangaali kore, maanush KARONI. 
Mic e 
etobaar kore 
hocchey BOLA; 
bhushimal, sabji, maach mangsho aar 
osudh dokaan chaara sab dokaanei 
laagate bola hocche TAALA. 
Ki Pradhanmantri, ki Mukhyomantri, 
ki Daktaar, ki Saangbaadik, ki Police, 
sabai korchey ektaa ee ANURODH; 
khub prayojon chaara baari theke 
beroben na, kintu kichu barbar 
bangaali ekkebaare jano NIRBODH. 
Emon bhabh kore bat haath e niye 
raasta e khelchey era, jano aaj baad e 
kaal cricket biswacup KHELBE; 
ekbaar 'Isolation Ward' baa 'Ventilation' e 
giye dhukley, takhan 'Corona Virus' 
yorker aar bouncer CHAARBE. 
'Hand Sanitizer' e alcohol 
thaakle haath er jibanu gulo 
pariskaar hoy BHAALO; 
hai re katogulo bangaali barbar, 
apnaara bujhlen onyokichu, aar 
madh er dokaan e bheerh berey GALO. 
Kichu lok er abaar baatik achey, 
'Kono kaaj neyi ghar e, jaai Bank er 
passboi ta ektu update kore AASI'; 
Bank er bheerh thekey ghurey 
eseyi, taar shuru hoye galo 
jwar, sardi, KAASI; 
nin, nin, chuthun ebaar 
haspataal e, seyi drishya dekhey 
aatankito hoye galo GRAAMBAASI. 
Oto ee 
jodi taash 
khela r NESHA; 
online ei khelun, 'Corona Virus' ki 
apnaar premika naaki, je joriye 
dhore korben BHALOBASA. 
Saltlake er kon mahila abaar 
naaki Police er uniform e 
korechey CHAATACHAATI; 
kono mahila police okhaane 
thakle hoyto, diye ee dito 
oi pagli ke katogulo KAANCHAPATI. 
Kono otyabashyak prayojon chaara, 
baari r baaire beroben NAA; 
tobeyi jeetbe maanavjaati, aar 
haarbe 'CORONA'".- Arindam Sain