Saturday, March 28, 2020

AT LEAST, YOUR MIND CAN TRAVEL 'AROUND THE WORLD IN 21 DAYS' VIRTUALLY !!!

"To know the World, 
you have to take interest in 
'Geography' and 'GEOLOGY'; 
if you are an adventurer, then 
you also need to find interest in 
'Physics', 'Botany' and 'ZOOLOGY'. 
Due to 'Corona Virus' you are 
in a 'LOCKDOWN' PHASE; 
but, for human beings, the 'Knowledge 
is Power' is a very important PHRASE. 
On each day, do a research 
on any nation to know 
about its culture, history, 
tourist spots, economic CONDITIONS; 
every day, if you do this research 
on each different nation on each 
different day, you will gain deep 
knowledge about various NATIONS. 
Maybe, you are 
not financially strong 
to have a world tour REALLY; 
but, at least, your mind can 
travel 'Around the World 
in 21 days' VIRTUALLY."- Arindam Sain

EI KOTA DIN HOYONA MAATAAL; BARONG HOTEYI PAARO CHAATAAL !!!

"BABOOL: 'Haansh er deem 
kheley jodi o baa amaar 
hoy ektuadhtu ALLERGY; 
tobu lobh samlaate paarlum na, ekhan 
haansh er deem seddho kore khelum, 
sandhyabela e baanabo 'Egg BHURJEE'.'

BABLOO: 'Kano 'Egg Bhurjee' baaniye 
khaabi, se amaar achey JAANA; 
bhai, ei kota din beshi 
madh GEELISHNA. 
Paarle komiye de 
Cigarette DHUMPAAN; 
barong khetey paarish supaari aar 
chun chaara, sudhu ekta bangla PAAN. 
Ami toh ei du maash aagey Darjeeling 
ghurtey giye, niye esechilaam teen te 
bhinno flavour er 'Darjeeling Tea', bhai 
tui hoteyi paarish MAATAAL; 
kintu ami din e teen baar teen rakam er 
Darjeeling chaa paan kore, bolchi, 
'Baah ! Ustaad, Darjeeling chai boliye', 
aar hocchi CHAATAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, WORK PRESSURE PER EMPLOYEE HAS INCREASED IN PSU BANKS DUE TO SHORTAGE OF MANPOWER; IN RESPECT TO ALL TYPES OF GOVERNMENT JOBS, THE PAY PER SCALE OF BANK EMPLOYEES IS STILL LOWER !!!

"Mr. X: 'Private Banks are not facing much 
problems in this 'Lockdown' time at ALL; 
because majority of our customers use 
digital banking, both big and SMALL. 
Even the employees are given posting 
within 10 kilometres from their respective 
residential address to work without any 
'Transportation System' HEADACHE; 
even almost in each and every branch 
we have our own office car for emergency 
services, so that the security of 
any of our staffs are never at STAKE. 
HR policies of our bank 
focus more on 'Ease at your 
workplace' and 'Skill UPGRADATION'; 
when you got no other job offer, at that 
time also, you resigned from a 
PSU Bank without any HESITATION.
Experienced, fearless 
and risk taking people 
are always appreciated 
in our ORGANIZATION; 
you may forward your resume by 
mentioning all your job roles of 11 years 
of experience, by e-mail to me which we 
may consider as a job APPLICATION.'

Mr. Y: 'Nowadays, work pressure per 
employee has increased in PSU Banks 
due to huge shortage of MANPOWER; 
in respect to all types of government 
jobs, the pay per scale of Bank 
employees is still LOWER. 
Maybe, due to 'Corona Virus', we may 
not get 'Bipartite Settlement' ARREARS; 
we don't know we have to wait for 
how many more YEARS ?'"- Arindam Sain

TO WIN THE WAR AGAINST 'CORONA VIRUS', ALL PSU BANK EMPLOYEES MUST BE GIVEN 'TEMPORARY TRANSFER' FOR 3 MONTHS TO HIS/HER PLACE OF DOMICILE !!!

"To win the war against 'Corona Virus', 
all PSU bank employees must be 
given 'Temporary Transfer' for 
3 months to his/her place of DOMICILE; 
so that the parents of all PSU bank 
employees don't feel tensed and the 
employees can also look after 
their parents for a WHILE. 
In this 'Corona Lockdown' days, 
we have seen many senior citizens 
who are living lonely in their respective 
house with so much TENSION; 
about their children 
who are living abroad, 
in different states, in different 
districts of India NATION. 
No Travel Expenses 
or Transfer Allowances 
will be given for such type of 
transfer process which is TEMPORARY; 
even the branches of PSU Bank will run 
smoothly with local staffs as there 
will be no 'Community Spread' and 
'Transport System' WORRY."- Arindam Sain

Friday, March 27, 2020

'LOCKDOWN' ALREADY DONE TO BUY THE COUNTERATTACKING TIME, NOW, 'TEST', 'RAPID TEST', 'ALLOVER TEST' TO DO IMMEDIATE ISOLATION; COUNTERATTACK THE 'CORONA VIRUS' FROM ALL ENDS TO SAVE THE PEOPLE OF INDIA NATION !!!

"Doctors and Nurses of our 
human society at this juncture
are the real Frontline WARRIORS; 
if you force them to run away from 
the battlefields, then there will be no 
value of these several medical STORES. 
'Corona Virus' is batting 
aggressively and look 
how fast he SCORES; 
'Pace Variation' of bowlers 
will allow the fielders to 
save more 'Sixes' or 'FOURS'. 
You cannot say, 'Stay away from 
my house' to any doctor or nurse, 
even if you are a LANDLORD; 
are these landlords not violating 
the human rights, these points 
must be noted, 'MY LORD. 
The Indian Government and the 
State Governments have to give 
tenders to more firms to manufacture 
more 'Testing Kits' rapidly as it is time 
to go for full fledged COUNTERATTACK; 
it is a warzone of 'zero tolerance' and there 
is no room for complacency unless and until 
we win the war, as you never know, when 
and how, your enemy will again ATTACK. 
If we cannot produce more than enough 
'Testing Kits' in this lockdown period, 
then our frontline warriors will fail 
to defeat the 'Corona VIRUS'; 
guns without bullets have no value, rapid 
and quick testing is required everywhere, 
so that the 'Corona Virus' must feel that 
these Indians are so FEROCIOUS. 
'Lockdown' already done to buy the 
counterattacking time, now, 'Test', 
'Rapid Test', 'Allover Test', to do 
immediate ISOLATION; 
then counterattack 
the 'Corona Virus' from 
all ends to save the people 
of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

IN THE 1ST HALF, AGAINST THEM, LET US BE DEFENSIVE; IN THE 2ND HALF, VERY TACTFULLY, WE WILL BE OFFENSIVE !!!

"In the 1st half, against them, 
let us be DEFENSIVE; 
in the 2nd half, very tactfully, 
we will be OFFENSIVE. 
When your football team is weaker 
than the opponent football team, 
in the 1st half, conserve your ENERGY; 
the defense lineup must be 
so well organized that they 
fail in their scoring STRATEGY. 
When the strikers of 
'Corona Virus' will fail 
to score goals in the 1st half, 
they will feel FRUSTRATED; 
the hospital doctors and the medical staffs 
are the goalkeepers and defenders 
respectively who saved all the dangerous 
shots that their strikers TARGETED; 
our scientists and research doctors 
are our strikers who will go for 
all out attack in the 2nd half when 
the energy of the 'Corona Virus' 
team players is almost EXHAUSTED. 
In the 2nd half, we, the 
common people of India nation 
and its administrative personnels 
who all are the midfielders of the team 
will start conquering the midfield REGION; 
by playing some fantastic zigzag short passes 
for a long time, we will break their momentum 
and the supply chain of football, but the long 
clearances of football from the defensive 
zone must also go ON."- Arindam Sain

'TERRACE TALKS' OF PET ANIMALS AND 'TERRACE TATA' OF HUMANS !!!

"DOG: 'I am a pet dog 
in this house 
for some YEARS; 
for the first time, I am seeing that all 
the family members are spending time 
together, though, with some FEARS.'

CAT: 'I am very happy nowadays 
as the kids of this house 
are loving me so MUCH; 
even, they are giving me some 
good foods while they are doing 
their dinner, breakfast or LUNCH.'

PIGEON: 'Due to lesser number of 
humans and vehicles in the streets, 
we recently organized a PICNIC; 
we are very optimistic that Indians will win 
this war as we love Indians and they also love 
us so much, so, there is no need to PANIC.'

CROW: 'My parents used to say that the 
soul of any human being sometimes 
enters into our BODY; 
maybe, it is just a myth, as 
scientifically, it has not been proved 
by any science or ANYBODY. 
But, for the first time, maybe, 
in world history, a virus made the 
humans feel that they are humans 
and they have HUMANITY; 
we are finding no garbage here and 
there to find some foods, as 
'cleanliness' and 'santitation' 
have been given the top PRIORITY.'

MONKEY: 'Wearing a mask has 
become a new fashion with a pair 
of sandals or chappals of 'Khadims', 
'Sreeleathers' or 'BATA'; 
with earphones and a laptop or mobile, 
they are waving hands at each other 
from their respective terrace, known 
as 'TERRACE TATA'."- Arindam Sain