SATTYI MAAIRI, 'PURONO CHAAL BHAATH E BAARE' !!!

"MAHILA: 'Katodin por 
elaam Kolkata e, 
California THEKE; 
airport thekeyi amaake 
niye choley gelo, jekhaane oi 
virus er parikkha hoye THAAKE.'

PURUSH: 'Praaye chaar bachor por 
eley tumi, besh ager thekey 
beshi forshaa laagche TOMAAKE; 
tobe Kolkata e je firey eley, setaa 
kintu kichuta holeyo USA e teh taandav 
chaalano oi virus er ee AATANKEY. 
Taa hotath eto bachor por 
amaakeyi phone kore daakley JE; 
chaar bachor aagey khub toh rege giye 
bolechiley je ami naaki khub BAAJE.'

MAHILA: 'Baaje ee toh, sedin haath 
dhore amaake aatke diley, ami ki aar 
jetaam oi Maarkin JUKTORASHTREY; 
nijekey onek rakam kaaj e byasto rekhey, 
nitya notun jaayega e ghurey ghurey, 
tomaake bhultey perechilum onek KASTEY.'

PURUSH: 'Taah okhaane toh onek sundar 
dekhtey lamba forsaa yuvak royechey, 
kaaukey banaaoni tomaar PREMIK; 
baa keyu besh American 
style e tomaake boleni, 
'Oh ! I really love you, JHILIK.'

MAHILA: 'Ektaake pachando hoyechilo 
botey, ektu bandhutwa o korechilaam, 
kintu se byaata abaar drugs NITO; 
ekdin regey giye boleyi dilaam, 
'Ei je Drugkhor, ebaar tumi amaar 
jeevan theke KAATO.' 
Tomaake pathaalam friend 
request, koreyi diley 'Block', 
ki raag TOMAAR; 
bholaa toh aar jaayena tomaaye, 
emon paaji cheley tumi, tobu o 
kichui koraar chilo na AMAAR.'

PURUSH: 'Tomaar ei dustu MAHESH; 
biye kore jiban katacchilo BESH. 
Tobe seyi pakhi 
ekhan daal cherey 
gachey UREY; 
chaar bachor por, abaar amaar haath e haath 
diye acho bosey tumi, sattyi maairi, 'Purono 
chaal bhaath e BAAREY'."- Arindam Sain

WE DO CREATE OUR OWN BOUNDARIES AND START THINKING THAT THE SPIRITUAL WORLD IS OUT OF OUR REACH !!!

"BEGGAR: 'Your Highness ! 
You are a KING; 
you don't have to 
worry about ANYTHING; 
what do you know about hunger 
and poverty, you know NOTHING.'

KING: 'Ok ! I want to know 
about hunger and POVERTY; 
so, for one week, you sit on the throne, 
enjoy the kingship, enjoy the royal PARTY.'

**********************

After 1 week

BEGGAR: 'You come back and 
sit on the throne, your HIGHNESS; 
as 'Administration' is a 
very painful BUSINESS. 
Life of a King 
is so LUXURIOUS; 
but, sometimes there are sleepless nights, 
when some issues become too SERIOUS.'

KING: 'Let my minister 
look after the administration 
from now ON; 
as being a beggar for 1 week, I am 
getting attracted towards the 
spiritual world and RELIGION. 
Sometimes, we do create 
our own boundaries and 
start thinking that the spiritual 
world is out of our REACH; 
but, when you experience the different 
phases of life in different forms, 
you really feel that the 'Life' is 
always ready to TEACH.'"- Arindam Sain

SOME DO FALL IN REAL LOVE TO REALIZE THE 'LOVE-LIFE' BETTER !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Guruji ! Why beautiful 
women were always sent to 
break any hermit's MEDITATION ? 
Even in many a cases, 
we have seen that the female 
dancer has an INFATUATION !'

GURU: 'Men are always hungry for 
power and when they see any other 
powerful man, they become JEALOUS; 
also, when any woman gives attention 
to any man, that man starts to think 
that he is very PRECIOUS.'

SHISHYA: 'But, that good feeling 
is actually a 'Honey TRAP'; 
the water of the tank goes out of the tank 
as a woman smartly opens up the TAP.'

GURU: 'Not all are so 
selfish or just professionals, 
some do fall in real love 
to realize the 'love life' BETTER; 
if there is truth in her love towards her 
beloved one, then you have no idea, 
how many tanks she can 
fill up with WATER.'"- Arindam Sain

DAUDTE HO TUM BAHUT HEE BADIYA; PAR TUMHARE PYAR PAANE KE LIYE BECHAIN HAIN YEH 'GUDIYA' !!!

"LADKI: 'Daudte ho tum 
bahut hee BADIYA; 
par tumhare pyar paane ke liye 
bechain hain yeh 'GUDIYA'.

LADKA: 'Itna bhi naa daudoh 
mere peechey, ki geer jaao 
aur laag jaaye CHOT; 
garibi mein paida huya yeh garib, abhi 
bhi hain garib, mere baatwe mein 
nahi raheta hain jyada bada NOTE.'

LADKI: 'Woh aamir aadmi bhi 
toh hota hain garib, jiske dil 
mein naa ho MOHABBAT; 
humko chaiye woh saccha aashique joh 
humse kare thoda pyar, thoda gussawala 
baatein aur thoda SHARARAT.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY INDIANS AND CHINESE WILL SURELY CREATE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, A NEW ASIAN CIVILIZATION !!!

"When we talk about 
'Finance' and 'Economy', 
we cannot ignore 
'Population EXPLOSION'; 
but, after every 100 years, 
the 'Mother Nature' reduces the 
population to help the experts to 
take any feasible economic DECISION. 
The population of the world 
is not equally DISTRIBUTED; 
in China and India, the population 
is densely POPULATED. 
If China is 
having cheap labourers 
in manufacturing SECTOR; 
then, in India, the knowledgeable people 
of 'English', 'IT' and/or 'Nuclear Physics' 
is an advantageous FACTOR. 
In the upcoming five years, 
from Asia to Europe and America, 
there will be a mass MIGRATION; 
so many Indians and Chinese will 
surely create in the western world, 
a new Asian CIVILIZATION."- Arindam Sain

IT IS JUST AN INVISIBLE MIND GAME TO CREATE AN OPTIMISTIC VIEW !!!

"BOYFRIEND: 'Almost in all your 
fingers, there is a RING; 
can you please tell me what 
good luck does it BRING.'

GIRLFRIEND: 'Whenever something goes 
wrong, my mind says, 'These rings are there 
to help you out from the situation AROUND'; 
and surprisingly, I keep on fighting those 
odd situations quietly without 
making any frustrating SOUND.'

BOYFRIEND: 'Yeah ! the rings are not 
doing anything special for YOU; 
it is just an invisible mind game to 
create an optimistic VIEW.'"- Arindam Sain

IRAN, ITALY, SPAIN AAR USA JEYI NAA HOYECHILO EKTU DHEELEDHALA; EI 'CORONA VIRUS' THIK SEYI SUJOG TAA KAAJE LAAGIYEI SHURU KORECHILO MRITYULEELA !!!!

"BABOOL:'Bharatiya Rail 
baa Sarkari Bus ki 
noy joruri PARISEVA; 
proti ta Railway Platform e baa Bus 
stand e kadakadi korleyi toh holo, 
ki je plan, ki jaani BABA. 
Virus er mokabila korte, 
kora holo 'Lockdown', 
khub ee bhalo KATHA; 
500 taaka sabaar bank account e 
geleyi toh, ota tolbaar jonnyo 
lok er hoye jaabe MATHABYATHA. 
Sudhumatro oi 500 taaka taa, taar 
account e elo kina, taah dekhbaar 
jonnyo ee bank e upchey porbe BHEERH; 
odike Rail bandho holey ki hobe, 
oi bank ei, ei virus bhengey 
diteyi paare sab PRACHEER. 
Protidin ee pooro 
samay r jonnyo 
bank thaakbe KHOLA; 
graam er maanush ki aar oto bojhe, 
500 taaka pabaar lobh e, bank er 
bhetoreyi bosiye debe MELA. 
Bank er lokeder 
shorir e bujhi 
achey kono 'ANTIVIRUS'; 
taai bodhoy Bank er lokeder jonnyo kono 
jeevan beema neyi, etaa ee bodhoy 
'Sab ka saath, sab ka VIKAASH.'

BABLOO: 'Arrey bhai, proti taa paraa e 
giye sab parivaar ke ekhan chaal, dal, 
sabji bitaran korleyi toh HOTO; 
ei 500 taaka 
na hoy ekush din 
poreyi deowaa JETO. 
Bank pratidin 
khola maaneyi, 
roj prochur bheerh hobe, 
aar thik sekhaneyi ei virus 
korteyi paare AAKRAMAN; 
ebaar oi 500 taaka r kono mulyo ee 
thaakbe naa, thaakbe naa kono mulyo 
oi 'Lockdown' aar 'Mann ki Baat' er 
misti katha r, jodi ekbaar shuru hoy 
sarbasthar e SANKRAMAN. 
Iran, Italy, Spain 
aar USA jeyi na hoyechilo
ektu DHEELEDHALA; 
ei 'Corona Virus' thik seyi 
sujog taa kaaje laagiyei shuru 
korechilo MRITYULEELA'"- Arindam Sain