JAARA GHANAGHANA KOREN EDIKODIK BHRAMON, TAADER KINTU KORE RAKHA BHALO EKTA BHRAMONBIMA !!!

"Ki jaani onyo desh er arthonoitik 
abostha roibe KAMON; 
tobe onekeyi kintu ebaar 
korben bidesh BHRAMON. 
Nodi r jal maaneyi toh 
jowaar aar bhata r KHELA; 
jowaar toh aasbeyi aasbey, sudhu 
khola raakhun mon er JAANALA. 
Bidesh bhramon jodi 
naa ee holo, taholey aar oi 
Passport er ki roilo GURUTTWO; 
Visa r daulat e, thekey gelen bidesh e 
kichu din, kichu maash, holo kichu 
bideshi der saathe BONDHUTWA; 
ekhankaar ei digital duniya e, ekta mobile 
phone baa laptop aar Internet pariseva 
thaakleyi guchey jaaye sab DURATTWO. 
Jaara ghanaghana koren edikodik 
bhramon, taader kintu kore raakha 
bhalo ekta BHRAMONBIMA; 
er upokaarita kintu onek, ki achey, 
bachor e oi ekbaar ee toh deben kichu 
taaka r ekta premium JOMAA."- Arindam Sain

VIRUS ! VIRUS ! IN WHICH LABORATORY HAVE YOU BEEN; SUCH A DANGEROUS VIRUS YOU ARE, THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN !!!

Location: In front of the Dean Office 
Room of a Medical College

CHIRKOOT: 'Excuse me, Sir ! 
What is the procedure 
to protect ourselves 
from this VIRUS ?'

Dr. ASTHANA: 'Hee he he, haha haha, oh ! you 
fool, we are in a warzone, stay in your hostel 
room for some days or go back home, as of 
now, there will not be a single theory CLASS.'

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Location: Inside the hostel premises 
of a Medical College Campus

CHIRKOOT: 'Can you tell me, how to 
protect myself from this VIRUS, 
when can we attend 
our next theory CLASS ?'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh ! Circuit ! Yeh 
Chirkoot bhi maamu hain YAAR; 
woh gaana shuna de 
isko zaara EKBAAR.'

CIRCUIT: 'Virus ! Virus ! in which 
laboratory, have you BEEN; 
such a dangerous virus you are, 
the world has ever SEEN; 
suddenly, you emerged in a nation,
as a 'FRANKENSTEIN'; 
then you are on a world tour, that's why, 
for 21 days, we are in QUARANTINE.' 

ZAHEER: 'Baah ! Circuit Bhai ! 
Kya baat hain !
Bahut ee badiya GAANA; 
sab log apne ghar pe hee rahe, sab se 
pehle apne ko, apne parivaar ko, aur 
apne desh ko hain BAACHAANA.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Circuit ! Chinki ki 
bahut yaad aaraili hain YAAR; 
jung larh rahi hain woh ekdum saamne se, 
jisse hum karte hain bahut PYAR'.

CIRCUIT: 'Teri yaad toh 
solid hain RE; 
Chinki aaraili hain, mask nahi pehene 
hain humlog, waat laag gaya, BAAPRE.'

CHINKI: 'Is it a very difficult TASK; 
to wear a MASK. 
Munna, dooriyan banaaye rakho, 
no 'Jaadu ki JHAPPI'; 
tabhi hum yeh jung jeetenge, tabhi 
hum sab log rahenge HAPPY.'"- Arindam Sain

HAVE WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE MISTAKES COMMITTED BY THE ITALIANS; THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF APRIL 2020 CAN EITHER BE A GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS FOR THE INDIANS !!!

"Have we learned anything from the 
mistakes committed by the ITALIANS; 
the first two weeks of April 2020 can either 
be a good or bad news for the INDIANS. 
In India, 'Lockdown' 
is just an English 
word, who CARES; 
but, if by chance, the death toll increases 
just like that happened in Italy, so many 
Indians' eyes may fill with TEARS. 
Some politicians are looking 
for opportunities and eyeing 
the next upcoming ELECTION; 
if your voters become the victims of the 
virus, then you may face in the EVM, 
a very massive REJECTION. 
When you have given the order to fight 
a war against this virus, then nationwide, 
your administration must remain 
very much STRONG; 
but, the crowds at Delhi Bus Stand 
and a secret meeting at Nizamuddin area 
are proving that some 'Lockdown' 
strategies really went WRONG. 
If majority of the 
Indians keep on taking 
this 'Lockdown' so LIGHTLY; 
then, no one knows, how much community 
spreading can take place to create a 
dangerous situation, so QUIETLY. 
The Italian Government is still in a 
shock and look at the huge numbers 
of coffins lying in almost each 
and every Italian TOWN; 
and they may be thinking repeatedly that 
why they did the blunder by not imposing 
on all the Italians, for some days, 
a complete 'LOCKDOWN'. 
Relief fund money 
collection will not 
be a problem as there are 
so many DONATIONS; 
but, the nation which can save the maximum 
number of its population in this crisis 
will become the most powerful nation among 
all the other powerful NATIONS."- Arindam Sain

EVEN A SMALL LEAK IN A TAP OR A WATER PIPE CAN INCREASE YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL !!!

"Even a small leak in a 
tap or a water pipe can 
increase your electricity BILL; 
similarly, humans are 
ignoring the dangerous 
situation worldwide STILL; 
going through the number of human 
deaths worldwide, we can surely have an 
idea, how many humans, a virus can KILL. 
Some nations 
are giving 
priority to POLITICS; 
some nations 
are giving priority 
to its economic ACTIVITIES; 
but, nations like Vietnam, Singapore, Korea, 
Japan, Israel and Australia are giving priority 
to protect its human resource QUALITIES. 
In India, in this 'Lockdown' phase, they are 
tempting both rural customers and staffs of 
rural branches of the PSU banks to come 
out of the protective and secured CAGE; 
can you stop those villagers to visit any 
rural branches of any PSU Bank in 
large numbers to withdraw the money 
under this financial PACKAGE. 
If you are tempting 
the villagers and forcing 
the bank staffs to work 
in a risky ENVIRONMENT; 
then kindly lift the 'Lockdown' with 
immediate effect, let everyone to do party 
here and there like the Italians did few weeks 
earlier to have some ENTERTAINMENT. 
In front of ration shops, 
we have witnessed 
several street FIGHTS; 
as if they are not fighting against 
this virus, they are fighting for 
their fundamental RIGHTS. 
USA is so concerned 
about its US 
economic UPLIFTMENT; 
that so many US people are having an 
one time trip to heaven due to  poor 
administrative MANAGEMENT."- Arindam Sain

AS BEING THE NAVAL WARRIOR OF SEVERAL WARSHIPS; YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT EVEN DURING MAJOR CASUALTIES, THE SHOW MUST GO ON WITH SO MUCH HARDSHIPS !!!

"As being the 
naval warrior of 
several WARSHIPS; 
you have learned that even during 
major casualties, the show must 
go on with so much HARDSHIPS. 
Even when a warship is sailing 
smoothly, you cannot ignore 
the 'Mariner's COMPASS'; 
as you have to be always prepared for odd
situations even if the warship captain is 
of a very high rank or CLASS. 
In 2008, during the 'Subprime 
Mortgage Crisis' in USA, we 
experienced the global RECESSION; 
to save 'Maytas', the founder 
of 'Satyam Computers' took 
a wrong DECISION. 
'Tech Mahindra' did 
came in to do 
the rescue ACT; 
but, still the global market remained 
bearish till the middle of 2010 and 
it was indeed a brutal FACT. 
The word 'Job Security' 
started to ring 
in our HEAD; 
the IT Professionals of 'Satyam 
Computers' got jobs in several 
PSU Banks in the future AHEAD. 
From IT campuses to come to the 
PSU Bank premises, it took time 
for all IT professionals to ADJUST; 
but, due to the initiatives from the 
PSU Bank Unions, all its premises 
got an uniform corporate look at LAST. 
In 2010, the salary was low, 
posting was not SATISFACTORY; 
so, in 'Canara Bank', for a 'PO', 
it was an attrition STORY. 
The 1st IBPS of 2012 
had a 'multiple interview 
schedule' LOOPHOLE; 
out of offer letters of BOI, UBI, Syndicate 
Bank, only 'Allahabad Bank' gave home 
posting in the same 'PO' ROLE. 
31st March 2020 is 
the last day of the 155 years 
old 'Allahabad BANK'; 
time to go to 'Indian Bank', as in front of 
you, just like 'Satyam Computers', again 
another big warship SANK."- Arindam Sain

I CAN UNDERSTAND BOTH HINDI AND BENGALI, BUT CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ENGLISH !!!

"NANCY: 'I really want 
to know about the divine 
powers of Indian CULTURE; 
I have become a fan of 'Haathbaba', 
he is such a knowledgeable person 
and having such a polite NATURE. 
I want you to show your palm to him as he 
is such a good astrologer of this VILLAGE; 
I am really curious to know what 
may happen to us at a later STAGE.'

PIJUSH (uttering in a low voice 
to himself): 'Saadhe ki aar lok e boley, 
je jodi paro kono bideshini r PREMEY; 
ki grisyo, ki seeth, 
ki barsha, sabsamay 
jaabe tumi GHEMEY. 
Jatadhaari kono sannyasi dekhleyi 
dekhi, prithibi r paschim praante r 
meyegulo othey ektu NECHE; 
obosyo ei bhando baba der o pratikriya hoye 
boiki bideshini der dekhley, taai bodhoy 
majhemoddhe anandey khub NAACHEY. 
Jaai ghureyi aasi, e jakhan 
dicchey etobaar KHOCHA; 
bekaar katogulo taaka 
hobe aaj KHORCHAA.'

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HAATHBABA: 'Ei broom broom 
broom, Alakh NIRANJAN; 
o sweet lady, my aasli 
name hain MANORANJAN. 
Hey baalak, badhao 
apna daaina HAATH; 
hmm, bhagyasaali ho tum babua, ke mila 
hain tumko ish gori memsaab ka SAATH. 
'Laxmi' aur 'Saraswati' yog ki 
mayajaal hain tumhari yeh JEEVAN; 
ek saal hoga dhanpraapti, toh 
doosre saal hoga VIDYARJAN; 
hamesha bachaake 
raakho apna DHAN; 
aur hamesha khushi se rahena, 
dukhi na ho kabhi tumhara yeh MANN.' 

NANCY: 'I can 
understand what 
'Haathbaba' is SAYING; 
Either 'Knowledge' or 'Money' will be 
earned by you in every alternate years, 
which is quite INTERESTING; 
Don't be such a miser, please give him 
a good amount of money as his FEES; 
I can understand both Hindi and Bengali, but 
can only speak in ENGLISH.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA MAANCHI 'LOCKDOWN', OTHOCHO TOMRAA ELEY BIDESH THEKE, NIYE EI 'CORONA' !!!

"Koiley Kinkar, 'Tui aar ami 
ghar e achi bosey, 
bujhli re PATLA; 
aar TV teh kaal na porshu dekhacchilo 
je Delhi r ekta jaayega e katogulo 
shramik koreche JATLA. 
Ekhan toh abaar 
sangbaad shironaam e 
esechey, 'Nizamuddin BASTI'; 
sankraman hoye jaabar por, 
Arvind Kejriwal bolchey, je 
deowa hobe uchit SHAASTI.'

Patla bolle, 'Sankraman jakhan 
hoyeyi gachey, taahole toh bhai 
ei jeevan taa ee hoye galo JUYAA; 
ke morbe, ke baachbe, keyu jaane na, 
sabdhaan e egiye chalo bondhu, emni 
teyi bishaakto hoye gachey ei HAAOWA. 
Tobe aamra bolchi botey, 
je kichu ta holeyo 
niskriyo ei PRASHASAN; 
tobe prashno jaage mon e, 
je sadharan maanush satyi satyi 
thik kato ta SACHETAN. 
Ami toh gaari 
chalacchi THIK; 
kintu ultodik thekey je gaari chaaliye 
aasche, se jodi hoy BETHIK; 
taholey toh 
hobeyi DURGHATONA; 
aamra maanchi 'lockdown', othocho 
tomraa ele bidesh theke, niye oi 'CORONA'.

Sudhir sudhaale, 'Sankraman er gati 
kintu ektu holeyo kichuta KOMECHE; 
ei 'Lockdown' er eetibaachak 
prabhab kintu ekta PORECHE. 
Ei rog kintu ekdum sere o jaaye, tahole 
amraa ki ei virus er vaccine pabaar 
khetrey hocchi AGRASAR; 
ki jaani, tobe ekta shikkha paaowa galo, je 
prakriti r opor otyachaar korle kintu, kathor 
shaasti daaye ISHWAR.'"- Arindam Sain