Tuesday, April 21, 2020

INDIA MUST START A 'SANSAAR SURAKSHA' INSURANCE POLICY FOR ALL !!!

"AMERICAN: 'Each and every person in 
this world must have at least one 
family insurance COVER; 
because we are passing through such 
a difficult time, that no one knows 
when his/her innings will be OVER. 
The respective Government of 
all nations worldwide must make 
it mandatory, as now, it must be 
regarded as a NECESSITY; 
if any person dies in a family, 
that family insurance cover amount 
will help his/her family members 
to fight against POVERTY.'

INDIAN: 'In India, still around 75% of the 
rural market is untapped as the negativity 
lies in the unnecessary delays in the 
system of insurance claim SETTLEMENT; 
many people think that even if they die, their 
family members may or may not get the 
insurance claims, rather, they may face 
several types of mental HARASSMENT. 
In many a cases, the 
after sales service 
from the insurance agents 
are not at all SATISFACTORY; 
India must start a 'SANSAAR SURAKSHA' 
insurance policy for all and to get any type 
of subsidy, enrolling in this family insurance 
policy is MANDATORY."- Arindam Sain

ALL RESEARCH PAPERS MUST BE PUBLISHED PUBLICLY LIKE CASE STUDIES; TO ALLOW THE READERS TO FIND VARIOUS SOLUTIONS RATHER THAN REGARDING IT AS A THESIS !!!

"Mr. Y: 'Do you know that you have 
at least one good QUALITY; 
wherever you go, whatever you do, 
you always have so much CURIOSITY. 
You can use this quality to do 
some research works, maybe, 
even in contractual MODE; 
we will provide you access to different 
research papers of our firm's 'e-Library', 
which will be your new digital ABODE.'

Mr. Z: 'I don't stick to the same topic 
or subject for a long time, though, 
it is indeed a nice SUGGESTION; 
it is really a privilege that by spending 
some time in this arena, if I can make 
some important CONTRIBUTION. 
I have done 
some research works 
in our management 
course CLASSES; 
I have one request that the negative 
points of any issues must be kept, 
no matter whatever may be the 
topic of those CASES. 
All research papers must 
be published publicly 
like CASE STUDIES; 
to allow the readers to find 
various solutions rather than 
regarding it as a THESIS."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE READY TO CONTRIBUTE AT LEAST 1 DAY SALARY OR MAYBE, MUCH MORE !!!

"EMPLOYER: 'Due to our modern 
infrastructure, from your home itself, 
you are easily getting all ACCESS; 
so our investment on latest 
softwares and other technologies 
is a great SUCCESS. 
Are you not saving transportation fares 
and other expenses on a daily basis 
on these lockdown DAYS; 
so, your little contribution towards the 
poor people of your nation will bring in 
their life, new hopes and bright SUNRAYS.'

EMPLOYEE: 'Ok ! We are ready to 
contribute at least 1 day salary 
or maybe, much MORE; 
again we want to enjoy and hear the 
magical sounds of tidal waves while 
standing at any SEASHORE.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, April 20, 2020

OGO MOR PRIYO SAKHI, AMI O JE TOMAAKE KHUB EE BHALOBASHI !!!

"MOBILE PHONE: 'Ogo ! Suncho ! 
kothay tumi ? Ami je 
ekdum haapiye GECHI.'

MOBILE CHARGER: 'Hey mor sakhi, 
ei toh ami, tobe tomaar theke 
kichuta dureyi ROYECHI'.

MOBILE PHONE: 'Ki jaani, amaar 
Maalik je kakhan 
niye jaabe amaake, 
tomaar KACHAKACHI.'

MOBILE CHARGER: 'Chinta korona, 
tomaar Maalik er o achey ekta sakhi, 
thik samay pathabe tomaake, amaar 
kachey, ami tomaar ee opekkha KORCHI.'

MOBILE PHONE: 'Tomaake jakhan gujey 
daaye switch board e, tomaar khub kasto 
hoye balo, amaar jonnyo tumi kato ee naa 
kasto paayo, hey sakha, ami raibo 
saara jeeban tomaar ee SEVADAASI.'

MOBILE CHARGER: 'Prem e ektu 
adhtu kasto, dukkho thaakbena, 
taah abaar hoy naaki, ki je balo tumi, 
ogo mor priyo sakhi, ami o je tomaake 
khub ee BHALOBAASHI."- Arindam Sain

IN 2020, DON'T YOU THINK THAT IT IS INDEED A VERY HIGH LEVEL CONSPIRACY; TO WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE NATIONS WHICH BELIEVE IN THE WORD, 'DEMOCRACY' !!!

"In 2020, don't you think that it is 
indeed a very high level CONSPIRACY; 
to win the war against the nations 
which believe in the word, 'DEMOCRACY'. 
The Chinese investors those who, generally, 
throughout the year, remain INACTIVE; 
why, suddenly, in 2020 itself, 
became so ACTIVE; 
why the Chinese testing kits and 
masks were found to be DEFECTIVE. 
USA is at No. 1 and India is progressing 
rapidly to grab the third SPOT; 
if that happens, then for China, the 
International Politics may become too HOT. 
USA did a blunder by not believing in 
their own Intelligence DEPARTMENT; 
when they reacted, it was slightly late 
to do effective disaster MANAGEMENT. 
Due to this situation, China may get the 
No. 1 spot by the end of 2020; 
for the Indians, the overseas job 
opportunities may be in PLENTY. 
China was keeping a 
close eye on 'BREXIT'; 
UK may become stronger now, but, 
is Germany also planning to EXIT ? 
North Korea is the secret godown 
of any type of BIOWEAPON; 
will Iran change its diplomatic 
strategies from now ON ? 
Non-Chinese firms must not sell too 
much shares for the next 90 days or SO; 
on Chinese soil, close down branches or 
units of those firms ALSO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS WAR, ALL THE INDIANS HAVE TO WIN THIS WAR AT ANY COST !!!

"Cops are really doing 
a great job, but, they also need 
some additional backup SECURITY; 
in a big nation like India, there are so many 
hooligans, so, taking the help from the 
'Indian Army' may become a top PRIORITY. 
The virus is really a threat to humans 
worldwide, that's why, to save people 
and the entire SOCIETY; 
the cops are requesting everyone to 
stay at home, but, some hooligans are 
attacking the cops and not feeling GUILTY. 
Those who don't understand sweet words, 
they surely deserve some other 
types of TREATMENT; 
the safe areas which are becoming hotspots 
due to lockdown negligence, there has to 
be some special ARRANGEMENT. 
In many areas, even doctors and nurses 
were attacked by some shameless and 
superstitious people who are ILLITERATE; 
again, the 'Indian Army' must be allowed to 
step in to provide security to all our frontline 
warriors, before it becomes too LATE. 
Actual testing on a mass level 
has started for complete identifications 
in each and every LOCALITY; 
in many areas, the cycle of contamination has 
been broken, so, have patience for some more 
days, to have a safe and secured SOCIETY. 
Just have a look at 
Europe and USA, so many 
people, they have LOST; 
INDIA cannot afford to lose 
this war, all the INDIANS have to win 
this war at any COST."- Arindam Sain

SOME FIRMS ARE PREPARING HRMS SOFTWARE WITH AUTOMATIC TRIGGERS BASED ON 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE' !!!

"STAFF OF BANK A: 'We are going 
through several staff files 
of your bank after the 
process of AMALGAMATION; 
but, we are experiencing several loopholes 
in the administrative policies of your 
bank which may hamper our plan 
of smooth HR INTEGRATION. 
There are many employees of your bank 
who have not been provided any training 
after 'SWO-A' or 'PO' INDUCTION; 
in 2019 only, your bank started for the POs 
only, the '3 months' posting in every type of 
branch in their 1st year of PROBATION; 
some worked in cities and some worked in 
villages all along, so, no skill development 
due to lack of systematic job ROTATION ?'

STAFF OF BANK B: 'The Government has 
given you the permission to acquire our 
bank and bring in the necessary CHANGES; 
unless and until there is transparency and 
equality in administrative policies for all, this 
merged entity may face several CHALLENGES. 
Some firms are preparing HRMS software 
with automatic triggers based 
on 'Artificial INTELLIGENCE'; 
the software reminds you about staff's 
requirements and the 'technological 
innovation' really makes SENSE."-Arindam Sain