IN THE PERCENTAGE OF CONTAMINATION RATE, THERE IS A SLIGHT DECLINE; SOME EXPERIMENTS ARE PROVIDING US HOPE, THAT, VERY SOON, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE !!!

"After China, the 

virus attacked IRAN; 

but, the virus has been kept 

quiet in Hongkong and TAIWAN; 

even there are not many 

victims in Nepal and BHUTAN. 

Surprisingly, so far, the Union Territories 

and the North Eastern States 

have done so WELL; 

but, in Maharashtra and other 

states of western India, there are 

rather some sad stories to TELL. 

If we look at the global scenario, 

especially in Europe, good 

administrative works have 

been done by Russia and GERMANY; 

the virus entered Europe 

through Italy, but, 

also attacked Spain and 

France to affect so MANY. 

In the initial stages, 

UK was too complacent 

and was talking too much 

about strong IMMUNITY; 

USA delayed a lot in its lockdown 

implementation and by that time, the virus 

contaminated a major percentage of the  

people of the COMMUNITY. 

In the percentage of 

contamination rate, 

there is a slight DECLINE; 

some experiments are providing us 

hope, that, very soon, everything 

will be FINE."- Arindam Sain

TOMAAR MATO KATO MEYE EE TOH AMAAKE BHALOBAASEY; AMAAR HRIDAY PRABESH KORBAAR SUJOG PACCHE NAA TAAI, JEHETU TUMI ROYECHO AMAAR PAASEY !!!

"PREMIKA: 'Roj ee shampoo 
karo naaki boloto, alpo holeyo 
kintu, pore jacchey TAAK; 
beshi stylish chool korte giye, 
chool ee paatla hoye jacche, sab 
bujhi, aar saafaai geyo na, THAAK. 
Choruibhaati teh esecho, 
aanteyi paarte ekta TUPI; 
tomaar je taak pore jacche, seyi niye 
meyera alochona korche chupi CHUPI."

PREMIK: 'Meyeder toh oitaai kaaj, 
e toh dekhchi accha JWAALA; 
amaar chool aar taak niye korcho 
tumi amaar kaan JHAALAPALA. 
Ei toh ek bachor aagey, 
tomaar chool o toh 
besh lamba CHILO; 
ekhan toh chool paatla hoye gache, 
uthey o jacchey, aar onekgulo 
chool neyi aar serakom KAALO. 
Tomaar mato meyeder jakhan 
chool jaaye PEKEY; 
takhan chool e ektu onyo rang laagiye, 
daao tomraa, oi paaka chool DHEKEY.'

PREMIKA: 'Uuh ! Kato baro 
gobeshak elen ! Tomraa chele ra 
soundarjya r ki bojho SUNI; 
oi rangeen chool aar sunglass pore jakhan 
aamra raasta diye hetey jaai, kato lok ee je 
amader dikey taakiye thaake, ki JAANI. 
Tumi aar ki bujhbe, je tomaar ei 
premika kato sundari, ami ee sudhu 
kore gelaam tomaake AADOR; 
tumi toh khaali bhebeyi morle je oi 
nodi r opaar ei sarbasukh, korte 
shikhley naa amaar kono ee KADOR.'

PREMIK: 'Ektu beshi ee 
haowa e urhcho DEKHCHI; 
ami kintu chirokaal, amaar 
duto paa maati teyi REKHECHI. 
Tomaar mato 
kato meye ee toh 
amaake BHALOBAASEY; 
amaar hriday prabesh korbaar 
sujog pacche naa taai, jehetu 
tumi royecho amaar PAASEY.'"- Arindam Sain

JHOOM UTHTA HAIN POORA 'NILGIRI NIWAAS' !!!

"BHABHI: 'Hello ! Kaisa hain tu ? 
Kya bataayein tere ko, ish lockdown 
ke dino mein, bacche toh bacche, 
uske baap bhi bann gaye hain BACCHE; 
main kitna kaam kar rahi hoon, teen 
bacche aur ek bade bacche ka khayal 
rakh rahi hoon, par sabhi bacche sudhar 
rahe hain, ho rahe hain ACCHE. 
Tera mann bahut udaash hain kya, 
teri woh dieting waali girlfriend se joh 
nahi ho rahi hain MULAKAAT; 
ish lockdown ke dino mein, woh bhi toh 
ghar pe hain, thodi toh moti ho jaayegi
woh, yehi hain ek acchi BAAT."

DEVAR: 'Isiliye Bhaiya tumse 
naaraaz ho jaata hain kabhi KABHI; 
meethi meethi baat bol ke, badiya 
namak chirakhti ho tum BHABHI. 
Kaisi hain meri 
do pyari bhatiji aur 
woh sharaarti BHATIJA; 
school toh bandh hain, phir aa
 jaayega summer vacation, 
bahut kar raha hain MAJAA.'

BHABHI: 'Do TV set 
toh hain, aur ek TV set 
ka hain ZAROORAT; 
do behenein ek TV set ke saamne; baap, 
bete aur ek TV set ke saamne; mobile 
handset pe hee TV dekhti hain yeh AURAT.' 

DEVAR: 'Bhabhi ! Hamare yahaan 
ke officers mess mein, 
1st floor ke common room 
mein hee sirf ek hee 
TV set hain BAASH; 
TV dekhne ke bahaane sab log ek doosre 
se ek metre ki duri banaake ke baithte 
hain; gaana, shayari, kahaani chalta hain 
raat ke giyaara baaje tak, jhoom uthta hain 
poora "NILGIRI NIWAAS".'- Arindam Sain

DECREASE IN DEMANDS AND PRICES OF OILS; CAN CHANGE MANY EQUATIONS OF EACH AND EVERY NATION'S SOILS !!!

"Decrease in demands 
and prices of OILS; 
can change many equations of 
each and every nation's SOILS. 
Artificially, USA has the CLEANEST; 
naturally, Saudi Arabia has the PUREST. 
Suddenly, if the demand rises globally, 
USA may increase its supplies by 
buying it from Canada, Mexico and 
Venezuela to do more PROFIT; 
though, the expenses of oil per day 
can be reduced on a temporary basis, 
but, still, Japan and Australia 
have to worry a little BIT. 
'South China Sea' 
region is having 
an 'Invisible THRONE'; 
really, can't say, how many nations are 
currently monitoring the 'Spratly Islands' 
with any high level DRONE. 
There is already a cold war among 
Brunei, Taiwan, Phillipines, Vietnam, 
China and MALAYSIA; 
India should have increased its oil storage 
capacity, though, the Indian Ocean still 
has the best hidden reserves of ASIA; 
China has not only imported from Iran, 
but, has also indirectly helped in the GDP 
growth of RUSSIA."- Arindam Sain

DOORDARSHAN TV CHANNEL PE ACCHE ACCHE TV SERIAL DEKHIYE; AUR AAPNE PARIVAR AUR AAPNE ILAAKE MEIN SHAANTI BANAAYE RAKHIYE !!!

"Kabhi kabhi toh laagta hain ki, 
sabse khtarnaak virus 
hain yeh 'RAJNEETI'; 
aabhi sab ko ekjut hoke yeh jung 
ladhna hain, badi sankat mein bhi 
padh sakti hain ish desh ki ARTHANEETI. 
Gaana gaate waqt toh bahut 
jor se gaate hain sab log, 
ki, 'Mera Bharat MAHAAN'; 
toh phir kisi kisi jagah o pe, 
kyon nahi dete hain aap log; 
Doctor, Nurse aur Police ko SAMMAN; 
aap hee logon ko aur aapke parivaar 
ke sadasya o ko bachaane ka 
kaam nahi hain itna ASAAN; 
kuch kuch jagah pe kuch log aisa 
tandav kiya, ki kuch rajya sarkar aur 
kendriya sarkar hain bahut PARESAAN. 
Kuch rajnaitik dal bhi ish 
ghadi mein, kar rahi 
hain PRATIYOGITA; 
sirf Insaan aur Virus ke beech ho rahi 
hain yeh jung, yeh seedhi si baath kuch 
logon ke dimaag mein kyon nahi GHUSTA ! 
Doordarshan TV Channel pe acchey 
acchey TV serial DEKHIYE; 
aur aapne parivar aur aapne ilaake mein 
shanti banaaye RAKHIYE."- Arindam Sain

ON 22ND APRIL 2020, THE REVOLUTION OF 'EARTH DAY' COMPLETED ITS 50 YEARS !!!

"GREY PARROT: 'Do you know, 
what is the date TODAY ? 
on every 22nd April, worldwide, 
it is regarded as the 'Earth DAY'. 
I was just on a round in the 
village school nearby, and I 
heard something with my EARS; 
that on 22nd April 2020, that is, 
today itself, the revolution of 
'Earth Day' completed its 50 YEARS.'

KAPOK TREE: 'What a 50th 
Anniversary it has BEEN; 
due to a virus, the world is becoming quite 
pollution free, for a long time, it was UNSEEN.'

HOWLER MONKEY: 'Oh ! Yeah ! But, this time, 
it has not come from monkeys like US; 
humans are saying that from 
the bats, came the VIRUS. 
Humans have hunted and ate so many 
types of monkeys and paid the PRICE; 
if humans also stop eating bats, then 
for the human race, it will be very NICE.'

GREY PARROT: 'If I ever see you 
targeting to eat my EGGS; 
then I will request that big eagle of this 
jungle to eat all the meats of your LEGS.'

KAPOK TREE: 'Don't fight 
among yourselves, 
maintain peace HERE; 
so many coffins are in demand now; I am 
tensed that to cut me down, humans may 
come someday from SOMEWHERE.'

HOWLER MONKEY: 'You are the 
tallest tree of 
this jungle to be able 
to watch EVERYTHING; 
just signal us during danger times, we will 
all sit on your trunks, we will call gorillas too, 
the humans will be forced to 
go back doing NOTHING."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MUST START A 'SANSAAR SURAKSHA' INSURANCE POLICY FOR ALL !!!

"AMERICAN: 'Each and every person in 
this world must have at least one 
family insurance COVER; 
because we are passing through such 
a difficult time, that no one knows 
when his/her innings will be OVER. 
The respective Government of 
all nations worldwide must make 
it mandatory, as now, it must be 
regarded as a NECESSITY; 
if any person dies in a family, 
that family insurance cover amount 
will help his/her family members 
to fight against POVERTY.'

INDIAN: 'In India, still around 75% of the 
rural market is untapped as the negativity 
lies in the unnecessary delays in the 
system of insurance claim SETTLEMENT; 
many people think that even if they die, their 
family members may or may not get the 
insurance claims, rather, they may face 
several types of mental HARASSMENT. 
In many a cases, the 
after sales service 
from the insurance agents 
are not at all SATISFACTORY; 
India must start a 'SANSAAR SURAKSHA' 
insurance policy for all and to get any type 
of subsidy, enrolling in this family insurance 
policy is MANDATORY."- Arindam Sain