BHARAT ER KRIRAJAGAT ER EK UJJWAL NAKSHATRA UNI, KHELOYAAR EBONG MAANUSH HISEBE 'CHUNI GOSWAMI' R BYAKTITWO SATTI EE MAHAAN !!!

"Uni holen 
Kishoreganj er SUBIMAL; 
sudhu Mohun Bagan er 
hoyeyi khelechen FOOTBALL. 
Bat haath e hok baa ball haathe, 
Cricket o bhalo khelten TEENI; 
onek aantorjaatik football khela e, Bharat 
er hoye onekgulo goal o korechen UNI; 
emni emni ki aar onaar naam 
diyeche lokjon, 'CHUNI.' 
Ki Football, ki Cricket, ki Tennis, maane 
jekono dharan er kheladhula jano chilo 
onaar kaachey ekta NESHA; 
katojon ke katobhaabe prashikkhon 
diyechen, besh sahaj saral o chilo onaar 
prashikkhan er kaayeda ebong BHASHA. 
Katobaar Kolkata r football club 
karta raa korten onaar saathe 
football niye ALOCHONA; 
kato sahajbhabe, kothay samasya 
hocchey, diten uni bujhiye, jaagiye 
tulten onyorakam er ek UNMAADONA. 
Chilen naa kintu Ghoti, 
chilen Bangaal, kintu 
Mohun Bagan konodin o bhulbey na, 
onaar ei chirosmaraniya ABODAAN; 
Bharat er krirajagat er ek ujjwal 
nakshatra uni, kheloyaar ebong maanush 
hisebe, 'Chuni Goswami' r byaktitwo 
satti ee MAHAAN."- Arindam Sain

2020 MAY BECOME A YEAR OF 'DEATH AND SURVIVAL' WITH ALL TYPES OF POSSIBILITIES !!!

"KING: 'We are really 
passing through a bad PHASE; 
we are really confused what to do, but all the 
front line warriors really deserve a PRAISE; 
for them, in this lockdown period days only, 
we may give them a temporary salary RAISE.'

ROYAL TREASURER: 'Your Highness ! If we 
could have been in that position to do so, it 
would have been a great PLEASURE; 
but, please consider 
the poor financial condition 
of our Royal TREASURE.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'One positive thing is, 
that we are getting lots of DONATIONS; 
we can use that money to do speedy 
and effective food DISTRIBUTIONS.'

HERMIT: 'In this year itself, we may also 
witness some earthquakes and 
other natural CALAMITIES; 
2020 may become a year of 
'Death and Survival' with all 
types of POSSIBILITIES.'"- Arindam Sain

THOSE WHO HAVE DIED DUE TO THIS DISEASE WILL SURELY GET A RAPID HUMAN REBIRTH !!!

"CHITRAGUPTA: 'Prabhu ! All these 
people have died 
due to a disease which 
is highly CONTAGIOUS; 
if it starts spreading in 'Devlok', 
'Shivalok', 'Shaktilok', 'Indralok', 
'Parolok' and 'Narak' too, then the 
situation may become very DANGEROUS.'

YAMRAJ:'Ok ! for these people only, 
give them a CONCESSION; 
don't send them to attend the 
'Paap-Punya' judicial SESSION. 
I need to talk to Bhramadev and 
Biswakarma regarding the creation of 
another planet similar to planet EARTH; 
make a new circular that those who have 
died due to this disease will surely get 
a rapid human REBIRTH.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR MIND WILL BE DIRECTED TO A DIFFERENT WORLD WHERE YOU WILL FEEL A DIVINE AND MAGICAL SENSATION !!!

"SHISHYA: 'I want to become like you 
to explore the spiritual WORLD; 
I want to feel as if I am flying in the 
sky of a different planet like a BIRD.'

SANNYASI: 'It is easier said than done, 
first of all, you have to come out of 
all types of material ATTRACTIONS; 
be selfish, be unpredictable, be 
far away from beautiful women as 
they often create mind DISTRACTIONS. 
Close your eyes 
and for long hours, 
carry on the MEDITATION; 
automatically, your mind will be directed to 
a different world where you will feel a 
divine and magical SENSATION.'"- Arindam Sain

RISHI KAPOOR JAISA MAHAAN ABHINETA KHUD HEE HAIN EK ABHINAY KA SAGAR !!!

"Naam ho chaaye 
'Chandni', 'Bobby' ya 'HENNA'; 
'Bade Dilwala' hain 'Chintu ji', ek 'Rangila 
Ratan' bhi hain, aur hain sab ka 'DEEWANA'. 
Unhone toh kabhi bola nahi ki, 'Mera Naam 
Joker' hain, par kuch galtiyaan insaan se 
ho hee jaata hain 'Anjane MEIN'; 
'Laila Majnu' ko jab huya 
'Prem Rog', toh dono ne saayed 
socha ki, 'Duniya Mere Jeb MEIN'. 
Hona pada 'Rafoo Chakkar', kyon ki 
baaki tha ek 'Karz', kya 'Naya Daur' 
ka soch ho gayi thi GALAT; 
par 'Khel Khel Mein' 
laut aaya 'Do Premee', leke 
bahut saari 'Dhan DAULAT'. 
'Badaltey Rishtey' ke saath saath 
badal rahi thi 'Kapoor and Sons' ki 
'Duniya' aur 'Ghar Ghar Ki KAHANI'; 
par daafliwala ne jab daafli bajaaya, 
kya tha woh 'Sargam'; chup kyon hain, 
'Bol Radha Bol', banegi tu kiski RANI ? 
'Patel ki Punjabi Shaadi' mein zaroor 
khaaiye 'Rajma Chawal' aur dekhiye kaise 
hota hain shaadi mein 'Do Dooni CHAAR'; 
jiske mann mein 'All is Well' ka soch ho 
aur joh hamesha 'Zinda Dil' ka ho, 
usko sabhi karte hain PYAR. 
'Aap ke Deewane' ka 'Prem Granth' bahut 
hee lokpriyata haasil ki hain sabhi jagah 
o pe, chaaye woh koi gaaon ho yaa NAGAR; 
sahi mein Rishi Kapoor jaisa 
mahaan abhineta khud hee hain 
ek abhinay ka 'SAGAR'"- Arindam Sain

ABHINAY KE DUNIYA MEIN INHKO HUM KAHETE HAIN, 'KARAMATI KHAN' !!!

"'Rudra Sengupta' aaye teh gaaon 
mein Durga Puja ke WAQT; 
'Salaam Bombay' film mein, kaun 
likhta tha doosro ke liye KHAT; 
kya pataa hain aapko, kaise 
huya tha 'Ek doctor ki MAUT' ? 
Kaun tha 'Chunargadh' 
ke 'BADRINATH' ?; '
Ratnakar Dasyu' banaa 'Wrishi Valmiki', 
sunke 'Narad Muni' ki BAATH ! 
'Lunchbox' ka khaana khaane ke 
baad kho gaya tha DIL !; 
'Slumdog Millionaire' se baath kar ke, 
kya kuch huya tha 'HAASIL' ? 
Sher toh murrh ke dobaara dekha hee 
nahi, phir bhi badiya tha woh 'Life of PI'; 
kisko kab kya 'Rog' ho jaaye, kisiko nahi hain 
pataa, 'Yeh Saali Zindagi' aisi hee hain BHAI. 
'Madaari' ka 'Karwaan' hain 
yeh, yeh mat BHOOL; 
naa jaane kitne 'Knock Out' ho gaye, jab 
maidan mein ladhne aaye teh 'MAQBOOL.' 
'Qarib Qarib Singlle' ho, 
padhe ho kya kabhi 
woh kitaab, 'The NAMESAKE'; 
kabhi kabhi 'Blackmail' bhi hota hain, kyon 
ki aksar 'Life in a Metro' mein, yeh pyar, 
mohabbat jyadatar hote hain FAKE. 
'Hindi Medium' ya 
'Angrezi Medium' naa 
shikhao ussey, 'Piku' ka 
dost hain yeh 'BILLU'; 
haathon mein 'Talvar' nahi, par daudta 
hain 'Paan Singh Tomar' jaisa, aur gale 
ki awaaz sunke laagta hain ki, yehi 
hain Mowgli ka pyara dost, BALOO. 
Naam ish sahabzaade 
ka hain 'IRFAN'; 
abhinay ki duniya mein inhko hum 
kahete hain, 'Karamati KHAN'."- Arindam Sain

WE REGARD OUR NEW INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS AS SPECIAL WEAPONS TO WIN ANY CORPORATE LEVEL WAR LIKE 'GLADIATORS' !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'The three 
main pillars of any firm is 'Finance', 
'Human Resource' and 'OPERATIONS'; 
how come your firm has always been so 
faster than others to implement strategies 
based on new ideas and INNOVATIONS; 
which have greatly helped your firm to 
have an advantage to win so many 
corporate level COMPETITIONS.'

BUSINESSMAN: 'We always make 
a business mindset intentionally 
that we are going to die TOMORROW; 
we know that it sounds like any other 
weird sentence, as you have already 
raised your EYEBROW; 
but this mindset helps us to implement 
new strategies faster than other firms 
to help our firm to GROW. 
The word 'Innovation' in corporate level 
may become old with times if you don't 
implement it faster than your COMPETITORS; 
we regard our new innovative products as our 
special weapons to win any corporate level 
war like 'GLADIATORS'.'"- Arindam Sain