Thursday, July 30, 2020

AAMI AMAAR KAAJ NIYEYI EKDUM FURFUREY MEJAAJ E THAAKI !!!

"Aar tamon oi chaa er dokaan e 
hoyna jomiye adda, sabaai ekhan 
je jaar kaaj niye BYAASTO; 
aami dinbhar 'Toto' chaalai, onekdin por 
didi r baaritey gelaam rakhi portey, jomiye 
khelaam bhaath, daal, beguni, aloo POSTO. 
Pet e ekta paathar hobaar por thekeyi 
aami aajkaal khaai sudhu ee NIRAMISH; 
boyesh besi noy amaar kintu, 
maatro CHABBISH. 
'Toto' chaalai boley, amaar jamaibabu 
baa taar parivaar er lokjon 
ektu naak shitkoye BOIKI; 
taatey amaar boyeyi gachey, pet e kheley, 
tobeyi peeth e soy guru, taai aami amaar kaaj 
niyeyi ekdum furfurey mejaaj e THAAKI; 
kaaj er samay, paisa kamaanor jonnyo, 
mon diye kori kaaj, diyi naa kono FAAKI; 
otto bhebey ki laabh bhabisyat er katha, ekhan 
o jeevan er kato path chalaa r aachey BAAKI. 
Otto paisa o neyi je, bhebey 
bhebey maatha kharap hoye jaabe, 
je kon bank e, kato paisa RAAKHI; 
computer baa mobile ghataghati r o bishesh 
obbhyesh neyi, barong ami baaritey 
pusechi, kato rang berang er PAAKHI; 
chupi chupi sudhu apnaader keyi 
bolchi, je eedaning ekti sundari 
sabji bikreta hoyechey 
amaar priyo SAKHI; 
se amaar jeevan e asaar por, ami 
upolobdhi korechi, jano grisyakaal er 
dupur e, prakriti ke thaanda korte, 
esechey KAALBAISAKHI."- Arindam Sain

WHATEVER 'WHO' SAYS IS SO CONFUSING; SOMETIMES, WE FIND THOSE STATEMENTS SO AMUSING !!!

"Whatever 'WHO' says 
is so CONFUSING; 
sometimes, we find those 
statements so AMUSING. 
In the initial stages, 'WHO' regarded 
this virus as a weak ONE; 
then 'WHO' declared this virus as a dangerous 
virus and started to scare EVERYONE. 
Many a times, we have also seen 
that what 'WHO' declared TODAY; 
it swung by 180 degrees, 
the very next DAY. 
Therefore, whatever 'WHO' 
says nowadays, the people of 
the world are least bothered about IT; 
people are interested to know about the 
development of vaccine and any effective 
rapid testing KIT."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

THE INCLUSION OF 'RAFALE' FROM FRANCE WILL MAKE 'INDIAN AIR FORCE' QUITE STRONG !!!

"The introduction of 'Rafale' from France 
will make 'Indian Air Force' quite STRONG; 
these fighting jets can be utilized very efficiently 
against enemies if anything goes WRONG. 
Even Nepal may get a nice treatment as 
the Nepalese Government is becoming 
a nation which is fully Chinese DRIVEN; 
India and Russia have always been a good friend 
to each other and to support India, the Russian 
Government must supply more 'Sukhoi-57'. 
If China again plans to enter into Ladakh, this 
time, due to the attacks from the 'Indian Air 
Force', the Chinese soldiers will not SURVIVE; 
as China is planning to destroy US economy, the 
USA Government must make a diplomatic move 
by supplying India, some 'F-35'".- Arindam Sain

EI MAHAMAARI R 2020 TE, SHURU HOLO AMADER PREMKAHINI !!!

"Ami o khete bhalobashi lukiye lukiye, oi NONI; 
tumi ee toh mor Radhe, tumi ee mor RANI. 
Amaar karmasthal, 'Doordarshan' aar 
tomaar karmasthal 'AKASHVAANI'; 
ami jakhan roj TV teh khabor pori, tumi amaake 
thik dekho sandhyabela e, se ami JAANI; 
ami o office e, ektu abasar peley, 
tomaar anusthaan gulo o, mobile 
phone e, headphone laagiye SUNI. 
Amader graam er naam, 
'SUNMUNI'; aar tomader 
graam er naam, 'JAAMBUNI'. 
Bhagabaan er ki leela 
dekho, amaar naam, 'Prabhat' 
aar tomaar naam, 'RAJANI'; 
ei maaron virus aakraman korlo dujon ke, oi 
haaspaatal ei alaap, ei mahamaari r 2020 te, 
shuru holo amader PREMKAHINI."- Arindam Sain

KASHMIR SE KANYAKUMARI TAK LEHERA RAHA HAIN HINDUSTAN KI TIRANGA JHANDA !!!

"Chahey kitne bhi kathin 
paristhiti kyon naa ho, dil toh 
hain jaise koi udhta huya PARINDA; 
maidan-e-jung hain yeh zindagi, ladhte 
hain apni maatribhoomi ki raksha ke liye, 
jab tak rahete hain yeh ZINDA; 
Kashmir se Kanyakumari tak garv se 
lehera raha hain Hindustan ki tiranga JHANDA; 
dil hain yeh Hindustani, garv se kaheta hain, 
'Jai Hind' aur hain sacche pyar ka BANDA. 
Bharat ke seemarekha mein 
tainaat hain yeh, shatru o pe nazar 
rakhta hain yeh DAINIK; 
dushman o ko kabhi bhi kadi se kadi 
jawaab dene ke liye hamesha taiyaar 
hain har Bharatiya SAINIK. 
Kaandhon se kaandhein millake 
har jung ladhne ke liye, 
har Bharatiya Sainik eksaath 
hote hain jung mein SAAMIL; 
tabhi toh Pakistani o ko ekdum 
paarasth kar ke, Bharatiya Sainik o 
ne vijay praapt kiya aur dushman o 
se azaad huya 'KARGIL'."- Arindam Sain

WHAT YOU WANT TO LEARN, YOU JUST LEARN; IN WHICH PROFESSION YOU WANT TO EARN, YOU JUST EARN !!!

"What you want to learn, 
you just LEARN; 
in which professsion you 
want to earn, you just EARN. 
That education system has to be 
changed which is quite too BOOKISH; 
it is not also necessary that you have to have 
an excellent in-depth knowledge in ENGLISH. 
You can learn so many 
things so quickly while studying 
it in your regional LANGUAGE; 
each and every subject is interrelated to each 
other, so, the difference between Science, Arts 
and Commerce is fading out in this modern AGE. 
Any subject you choose 
as per your CHOICE; 
anytime you can give exam on any subject 
as per your self-confidence with REJOICE. 
Teachers of all 
government schools to be 
given rotational transfers 
after every 5 YEARS; 
in schools, there will be no politics at 
any cost and the focus will be to 
break all types of psychological and 
superstitious BARRIERS."- Arindam Sain

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE STARTS DOING EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL; THEN IT IS A POSITIVE SIGN, THAT THE RELATIONSHIP OF LOVE IS GOING TO FAIL !!!

"If your girlfriend or wife starts 
doing emotional BLACKMAIL; 
then it is a positive sign, that the 
relationship of love is going to FAIL. 
That female lover is your real partner who 
lives with you and by your side even in odd 
situations and in the times of POVERTY; 
be very careful, as the girls of next generation 
are too greedy about money and their husband's 
or boyfriend's bank balance and POPULARITY. 
Never ever take a decision to make 
your girlfriend or wife to become 
your business partner, as it can 
be a great MISTAKE; 
you never know, at the backend, 
she may make a new secret deal with 
another firm which has been trying hard 
for so many years, to OVERTAKE. 
Gone are those days, when 
majority of girls used to be 
cultured and TRADITIONAL; 
now, in the name of so many temporary love 
affairs to earn more money, so many girls have 
become quite erotic and PROFESSIONAL. 
Make friendship and fall in 
love with a poor hardworking 
bee who loves HONEY; 
not with those witches who knows 
nothing about love and life, except 
the cursed MONEY."- Arindam Sain