Saturday, August 8, 2020

HYDERABAD, BENGALURU, CHENNAI AND KOLKATA TO BECOME THE NEXT BUSINESS HUBS FROM NOW ON !!!

"Boycott Mumbai and shift your 

businesses to other cities, to teach 

'Shiv Sena', a most deserving LESSON; 

Hyderabad, Bengaluru, Chennai 

and Kolkata to become the next 

business hubs from now ON. 

Mumbai could have 

never become a 

'Film City' without the 

'Non-Marathi's' CONTRIBUTIONS; 

but, still, 'Shiv Sena' and 'MNS' unnecessarily 

creates hatred, communalism on 'Non-Marathi' 

people as they want to keep intact, their 

Marathi vote bank DISTRIBUTIONS. 

'Shiv Sena' and 'MNS' still believes that 

Mumbai has given a lot to 'Non-Marathi' people, 

but, these 'Non-Marathi' people gave 

nothing to this Mumbai CITY; 

but, the actual truth is, 

that Mumbai could have never 

become a financial hub, had there 

been no cosmopolitan DIVERSITY. 

Hyderabad has a fantastic 'Film City', 

so, shift your mind to open new 

film production houses HERE; 

Bengaluru is still having quality IT firms 

and providing premium IT services, so, 

open more new IT offices THERE; 

a new stock exchange 

to be opened in Chennai 

as it is really doing well in several 

businesses of financial SECTOR; 

for sales, insurance, marketing and 

research works, Kolkata is emerging 

as the best city with a feasible 

geographical location FACTOR."- Arindam Sain

WHY ARE THEY SO SCARED ABOUT THE CBI INVESTIGATION; WHY THE SOURCE OF THEIR INCOME IS YET UNKNOWN EVEN AFTER THE ED INTERROGATION !!!

"Why are they so scared 

about the CBI INVESTIGATION; 

why the source of their income is yet 

unknown even after the ED INTERROGATION. 

A chain exists somewhere, 

which we need to find OUT; 

there is a link between two deaths and 

what was that mystery that they knew ABOUT. 

So many attempts to close this 

investigation means, there are some 

national security issues and 

underworld connections involved too, 

the issues are not so SMALL; 

though, some days got wasted, some 

evidences may have been tampered, but, 

the initiatives by the journalists, the lawyers 

and the common people of India helped 

a lot to take a final feasible CALL. 

The investigation will be 

a detailed one to know the 

brutal truth behind all these INCIDENTS; 

though, the culprits will try their 

level best to prove that these are just 

coincidences and ACCIDENTS."- Arindam Sain

WE CAN ACTIVATE THOSE BALLOONS JUST LIKE PARACHUTES !!!

 "DAUGHTER: 'Dad, can we not 

have so many gas balloons 

tied up in inactive stage on 

the roof of any AEROPLANE; 

so that, we can activate those balloons 

just like parachutes when any flight 

has to take a smooth landing even 

on any surface which is not so PLAIN.'


DAD: 'Life is not a fairytale, 

though, your idea does not 

look so weird EITHER; 

we can surely use similar kind of technology 

to reduce the speed of any flight to have a safe 

landing in any bad WEATHER.'"- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS TRY TO MARRY A GIRL WHO IS QUITE EQUAL TO YOU IN ALL TERMS, AT LEAST !!!

"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: 'Always try to 

marry a girl who is quite equal to you 

in all terms, at LEAST; 

don't just get carried away 

by her beauty, you never know, 

that actually, she is a BEAST. 

Even the family income 

of the girl's family should 

be good ENOUGH; 

otherwise, you never know, when her 

family members may poison her ears 

to make your married life very TOUGH.


BACHELOR: 'Do you still think that in this 

age of faster demands and fast foods, 

the marriage is still a feasible SUGGESTION; 

because after some years of marriage, we 

have seen many married couples 

who are living in FRUSTRATION. 

We, the men take some 

time to find out the perfect girl 

for us with similar WAVELENGTH; 

Indian men have more patience than Indian 

women to keep a relationship alive which is a 

key to India's social STRENGTH.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, August 6, 2020

EI 'HALDIMADHU DOODH' EE AASOL PRATIRODH KHAMOTA BAARAYE BANDHU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ami toh roj sakaal e uthey,

khaai ek mutho chhola BHAAJA;

ki daarun laage bhai, mon ta hoye 

jaaye ekdum TAAZA.'


BABOOL: 'Jodi o egulo r 

ektu beshi DAAM; 

tobu o roj sakaal e ami khaai ontoto 

paanch taa kaaju BADAAM.


BABLA: 'Ami toh roj sakaal e uthey 

ekhano daanth maaji amader bagaan er 

neem gaach er neem daala diye, 

byabohaar kori na kono TOOTHBRUSH; 

ami abaar naram kaacha sobuj 

matar kheteyi beshi bhalobhasi 

aar sakaal e uthe roz khaai ontoto 

ek chaamoch 'CHYAWANPRASH'.


BALA: 'Jehetu amader baariteyi chaar te 

goru achey, taai gaarho doodh khetey 

paai ami roj ontoto ek GHOTI; 

jehetu paaseyi royechey jungle, oi jungle 

er aadivasi raa diye jaaye madhu, 

jaa kina ekdum KHAATI. 

Ektu alpo garam koraa, ek ghoti 

goru r doodh e, mishiye diyi ek 

chaamoch holud, ek chaamoch 

gaaowa ghee aar ek chaamoch MADHU; 

taarpor ektu beet nooon, ektu adaa kuchi, ektu 

pudina paata aar kuchi kuchi kaacha lanka, 

ei 'Haldimadhu Doodh' ee aasol pratirodh 

khamota baaraye BANDHU.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

THE 'RAM MANDIR' AT AYODHYA WILL SURELY BOOST THE INDIAN TOURISM BUSINESS; INDIAN RAILWAYS MUST START THE PROJECT TO LAUNCH 'HARIDWAR-GANGASAGAR' SUPERFAST EXPRESS !!!

"The 'Ram Mandir' at Ayodhya will surely 
boost the Indian Tourism BUSINESS; 
Indian Railways must start the project to launch 
'Haridwar-Gangasagar' Superfast EXPRESS. 
Both CPI(M) and TMC have failed to start 
the project of the 'Gangasagar Bridge' 
construction, as their attitude towards it, 
was quite callous and NEGATIVE; 
at least, over the 'Hatania Duania' river, there 
is a bridge at Namkhana to reach Bakkhali 
easily, as the Central Government's initiative 
was extremely POSITIVE. 
After the construction of the rail bridge, 
towards Gangasagar, there can be the 
'Sealdah-Kakdwip' rail line EXTENSION; 
any person from Gangasagar can go to Haridwar 
on this superfast express train via Varanasi and 
Ayodhya without any TENSION."- Arindam Sain

WHERE THE NETWORK OF ANY POLICE DEPARTMENT ENDS, OUR NETWORK STARTS FROM THERE !!!

"INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Where the 
network of any Police Department ends, 
our network starts from THERE; 
during any investigation process, 
whether anyone is a common man 
or a VVIP, we really don't CARE.'

A CONSTABLE OF MUMBAI POLICE: 'It 
seems that the era of 1990's is coming 
back again, as we can smell that the 
'Corruption' is again stepping 
inside our DEPARTMENT; 
again, we may see some special cops 
coming out of our department to protect 
Mumbai from 'Mafia Raj' and 'D-gang' in 
the filmy 'Aab Tak Chappan' style without 
any support from the state GOVERNMENT.'

CBI OFFICER: 'We are also 
smelling the RATS; 
but, beware, when we start any 
investigation, we hunt like wild CATS. 
In the name of investigation, 
these Mumbai cops are 
just cooking up idiotic STORIES; 
if the common people of Mumbai will give them 
the information, then why these Mumbai cops 
are being paid SALARIES ?'"- Arindam Sain