SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS 'MERMAID MIRINDA' !!!

"The city is in the coast LINE; 
the condition of the city is not so FINE. 
Due to a strong tsunami 
and a heavy DOWNPOUR; 
the sea water has flooded the city, 
everyone is in trouble, be it rich or POOR. 
While rowing the boat on the 
flood water inside the city to go 
to some elevated level PLACE; 
we saw some sea mermaids 
swimming in that flood water 
and I saw her beautiful FACE. 
She asked me 
that the sea is 
actually in 
which DIRECTION; 
I pointed my finger towards the sea, 
but, was amazed to see how God 
has created such a beautiful 
creature with so much PERFECTION. 
Those mermaids looked hungry, so, 
we gave them some foods, and 
they liked it as they never 
ate any biscuit or BUN; 
she told me that she is 'Mermaid Mirinda' 
and anytime, if I venture into the sea, 
she will always be there as my friend 
cum guide to have lots of FUN."- Arindam Sain

'TEACHERS DAY' IN INDIA IS CELEBRATED ON 5TH SEPTEMBER EVERY YEAR !!!

"A mastermind brain 
makes you a MASTER; 
experienced practical knowledge always 
helps you to solve any problem FASTER. 
A teacher can 
be of different TYPES; 
sometimes, there may be some 
unnecessary marketing HYPES. 
Some teachers are 
too much professional in 
their own specialized SUBJECT; 
but, there are also teachers who still teach 
poor students for free considering 'Poverty' 
as a curse of Indian socio-economic ASPECT. 
Teachers can come in your life 
as a mentor, coach or even as 
a researcher who is doing 
Ph.D as a STUDENT; 
'Teachers Day' in India is celebrated 
on 5th September every year, as it is 
the birthday of Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, 
the second PRESIDENT."- Arindam Sain

'CHINA' TO BE RENAMED AS CHAMELEON; THE COLD WAR AGAINST CHINA IS ON !!!

"China' to be renamed as 'CHAMELEON'; 
the cold war against China is ON. 
How to break a promise, 
China knows it very WELL; 
by defying all the rules of the agreement, 
China is trying to create a HELL. 
Taiwan will be free soon, 
so will be HONG KONG; 
for Tibet to get freedom, it will 
not take the time too LONG. 
Banning of several Chinese 
apps has been a very good 
move by the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
the business deals and external affairs 
strategic planning with China requires 
a very strict AMENDMENT."- Arindam Sain

JAARA KORE BERAAYE MAADAK PAACHAAR; TAADER EE AARO KATHOR SHAASTI HOLEY, TOBEYI HOBEY AASOL BICHAAR !!!

"Jaara kore beraaye 
maadak PAACHAAR; 
taader ee aaro kathor shaasti holey, 
tobeyi hobey aasol BICHAAR. 
Taara je nijey khub ekta khaayena, 
daaye saajiye SUDHU; 
je maadakgrastho hoye jaaye, se bhaabhe, 
bodhoy eraa ee taar bhalo BANDHU. 
Maadak niley naaki prithibi 
taa laage aaro RANGEEN; 
kintu shorir e dekha daaye nana dharon 
er rog aar shorir o hoye jaaye KHEEN. 
Bharat Sarkar o ei sab 
byapaar e, sattyi ee 
ki odbhut MAAIRI; 
jorimaana koruk prochur taaka taake, 
je prokashye dhumropaan korche 
ciggarette baa BIRI. 
Neshagrastho hocchey ekhan 
madhyabitto parivaar er chele meye 
raa adbhut sab abhinaba KAAYEDAAYE; 
Sarkar aar kano esob e maatha 
ghamaabe, jehetu hocchey 
daarun aabgaari shulko AADAAYE. 
Jakhan ei maadak kore 
kono barosaro KHOTI; 
ekmaatro takhan ee dekhi, ei niye 
hoy kato hoichoi, kato MAATAMAATI. 
Meye raa o neyi pichiye, onek er bag ei, 
ekhan paaoa jaaye sabrakam er PACKET; 
ektu sujog peleyi ek haath e chilled beer 
er can, aar aarekti haath e CIGARETTE. 
Tarpor kichu bachor por daktaar er 
kaache giye kore maya KANNA; 
je se kano etto kichu chesta koraar 
por e o, maa hote PAARCHENA. 
Maaron virus toh khub 
ekta daayena SUJOG; 
aar ei maadak aastey aastey bishiye 
maare, se aaro baro DURBHOG."- Arindam Sain

KISI KO BHI PASAND NAHI HAIN YEH, EKDUM BEKAAR 'SONIA SENA' !!!

'Yeh Mumbai nagariya hain KISKA; 
sirf Marathi Maanush KA ? 
Arrey, jaara neend 
se utho KAKA; 
'BSE' aur 'Bollywood' ko bachaalo, 
abhi bhi hain MAUKA. 
Yeh Mumbai toh ek 
gaaon hee RAHETA; 
aagar bahaar se ish 
Mumbai pe, koi naa AATA. 
Accha naa laagta hain tum logon ko 
'Chole Bature', 'Rajma Chaawal', 'Daab Chingri', '
'Sorshe Eelish', 'Masala Dhosa' yaa 'IDLI'; 
aisa bhaao khaate ho, 
jaise Mumbai se chota hain 
Chennai, Kolkata yaa DILLI. 
Mumbai pe aab 
nahi hain pehle 
jaisa woh HARIYAALI; 
aamir ho rahe hain jyaada aamir aur gariv 
ho rahe hain jyaada gariv, naa milta hain 
garivon ko, do waqt ke liye khaane ki THAALI. 
Girgit bann ke, mil toh gaya 
hain Mumbai ka SATTA; 
par bahut gussey mein hain aab, 
Mumbai ki aam JANATA. 
Sher toh ek hee tha, 
jisko 'Marathi Maanush' 
ne sahi PEHCHAANA; 
par unke jaane ke baad, 
kisi ko bhi pasand nahi hain yeh, 
ekdum bekaar 'Sonia SENA'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORD, 'DIGITAL'; IN PSU BANKS, IT IS STILL SO FATAL !!!

"When it comes to the word, 'DIGITAL'; 
in PSU Banks, it is still so FATAL. 
For marketing any product, the 'Unique 
Selling Point' must get the maximum FOCUS; 
if the USP is not impressive, for any 
customer, that product is just BOGUS. 
It is a crowded competition, 
anyhow, you have 
to board the BUS; 
the customers are interested in 'Utility' 
and 'Usefulness' of the product, not in 
the marketing oriented CIRCUS. 
IT infrastructure of 
PSU Banks require 
rapid MODIFICATION; 
as the financial services of PSU Banks 
are also diving into the sea of 
feasible DIVERSIFICATION."- Arindam Sain

AAGHAAT PELO OI DHEER, STHEER, BUDDHIDEEPTO MASTISKA; CHOLEY GELEN BHARATIYA RAJNEETI R 'AADHUNIK CHANAKYA' !!!

"Aaghaat pelo oi dheer, 
stheer, buddhideepto MASTISKA; 
choley gelen Bharatiya Rajneeti 
r 'Aadhunik CHANAKYA'. 
Miriti graam theke khub 
ekta dur e noy KIRNAHAR; 
onek larai er por, Paltu Daa r 
fushfush maanlen HAAR. 
Ek samay teeni chilen Vidyanagar 
College er 'Rashtra Viggyan' er ADHYAAPAK; 
pore jakhan uni rajneeti teh aasen, 
onaar janopriyota o hoy BYAPAK; 
Indira Gandhi r aamole, 
saara viswa teh saara felechilen 
teeni, etotaai daarun bhabe 
saamliyechilen Bharat er 'ARTHAMANTRAK'; 
Indira Gandhi r joggyo uttarsuri eeni ee 
chilen, kintu oi je nongra 'Gandhi rajneeti', 
taai teeni aar ekti Congress dal 
tairi korlen, hoye giye PRITHAK. 
Manmohan Singh er 
aamole o, onek rakam er 
mantrak e, onaar royechey 
onek ABODAAN; 
Atal Bihari Vajpaaye r mato ee, rajnoitik 
urddhey uthey, eenee sabaaikeyi 
bhalobaasten, onaar charitra teh 
chilo adbhut ek praanobanto PRAAN. 
Jodi Narendra Modi r biruddhey 
uni daaraten, hoyto 'Pradhan Mantri' 
r aason er larai taa hoto 
besh HADDAHADDI; 
kintu oi je abaar oi nongra 
'Gandhi Rajneeti', onaake Rashtrapati 
hobaar katha bole, Sonia Gandhi hoye 
gelen jano seyi 'Kabab mein HADDI'. 
'Afzal Guru' aar 'Ajmal Kasav' ki 
Bharat er jaamaai chilo NAAKI; 
ei deshpremik, bangabhoomi birputra 
dujon er ee faasi r aadesh diyechilen BOIKI. 
Nagpur er 'Rashtriya Swayamsevak 
Sangha' r sabha e, uni diyechilen 
durdaanto ekti BHAASHON; 
rajnoitik neta hisebe o onaar 
dakkhota o chilo daarun, uni dubaar 
jeetechilen Jangipur AASON."- Arindam Sain