JEKONO PARIKKHA KATHIN NAA HOLE, PARIKKHARTHI DER SATHIK MULYAAYON KORA JAAYENA !!!

"KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Orrey AMBAR; 

peli kato NOMBAR; 

tor baba toh bollo je tui naaki 

phal korechish DURDAANTO; 

kintu tor mukh e naai haasi, 

laagche kano toke eto KLAANTO.'

BHAIPO AMBAR: 'Ki aar boli kaaku, 

sabai je dekhchi mahapandit, 

keyu aar neyi ko goru, GAADHA; 

adou parikkha r khaatagulo 

dekha hoyeche kina, seta ee 

amaar kachey ekhan ekta DNHAADHA. 

Sudhu ami noy, durdaanto phal 

korechey praaye sabaai, otaa ee 

toh ekhan chinta r KAARON; 

bhalo kono college e 

bhorti hobaar prokriya 

jano ekhan ekti MAHARANN.'

KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Ami jakhan uccha 

madhyamik e, 60% number pelum, 

tor baba peeth chaaprey bolechilo, 

'Daarun result korechish DIBAKAR'; 

amader school e, toke aar amaake niye maatro 

5 jon ee 60% er opor number peyechey', tarpor 

toh kichu bachor por, tor baba aar ami 

dujoneyi hoye gelaam sarkaari CHAAKAR. 

Je kono parikkha kathin naa 

hole, parikhaarthi der sathik 

mulyaayon kora JAAYENA; 

tarpor sarba bharatiya khetrey onekeyi 

onek pratiyogita mulak parikkha e 

kichu ee korte PAARENA.'"- Arindam Sain

 

TMC IS NOW TOO DESPERATE TO PROVIDE ANY TYPE OF HELP TO HINDU BRAHMIN PRIESTS AND HINDI SPEAKING PEOPLE !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Out of 30 Muslim 
voters, 10 Muslims are voting for BJP and 
they belong to our next GENERATION; 
10 Muslims are voting for TMC and another 
10 Muslims are voting for 'INC-CPI(M)' alliance 
as they demand for more job CREATION. 
Out of 10 non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, 
4 voters will be voting for BJP and 45% of 60 
Hindu voters will be voting for BJP, so, out 
of 100, BJP is scoring 41, as per our 
research based mathematical CALCULATION; 
TMC is already getting 5 votes from 10 
non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, but, 
the Hindu vote bank of TMC will reduce from 
50% to 35%, so, TMC will score a total of 36 
out of 100 as per our scientific PREDICTION.' 

ROYAL POLITICAL ANALYST: 'INC may do 
well in North Bangabhoomi due to a change 
in Bangabhoomi INC LEADERSHIP; 
but, still, both BJP and TMC 
will be gaining a lot again 
due to 'INC-CPI(M) PARTNERSHIP. 
TMC has smelled it that their 
Hindu vote bank is decreasing 
due to the boomerang effect 
of their own strategy of 
religion based POLARISATION; 
hence, TMC is now too desperate to provide 
any type of help to Hindu Brahmin priests 
and Hindi speaking people by giving them 
some allowances and benefits as 
a prize of CONSOLATION.'"- Arindam Sain

MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT IN AND AROUND ANTARCTICA; THERE ARE MAN-EATER WHALES, KNOWN AS 'ORCA' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Congratulations to all of us 
for our timely response to the disaster 
and efficient team MANAGEMENT; 
we are feeling proud that we have such 
a courageous and cooperative teammates 
in this risky and dangerous ENVIRONMENT. 
How we really failed to track that 
iceberg, we are still so SURPRISED; 
thank God, that we are all still alive and 
safe, even though, the ship has CAPSIZED.'

BABOOL: 'Gentleman ! our life boats are 
nearing the 'Heard and McDonald ISLAND'; 
it is quite far away from 'Bharati Research 
Station' and Australia MAINLAND. 
The weather condition 
of this region is quite 
windy and CHILLY; 
the killer whales are chasing our 
life boats, don't use harpoons now, 
just stay calm, don't be SILLY.' 

BABLA: 'We must keep throwing the fishes 
kept in our fishing boxes, towards the 
whales for the time being, as we will 
be reaching the island very SOON; 
oh ! no ! look what is happening 
in the other life boat, they have 
already killed one whale 
with the HARPOON. 
If we try to prove that we, the 
humans are so COURAGEOUS; 
then those killer whales will try to 
prove that they are more FEROCIOUS.'

BALA: 'Yahoo ! The Captain of 
that Australian Ship nearby, 
have noticed our fire FLAMES; 
the Australian Ship is sailing towards us, what 
a good luck, otherwise, we could have all died 
in this 'Humans Vs Whales' hunting GAMES. 
Many people don't know that 
in and around ANTARCTICA; 
there are man-eater whales, 
known as 'ORCA'."- Arindam Sain

EELISH MAACH EBONG GOLAAP PHOOL E THAAKE KAANTA, OTHOCHO DUTO EE KI DAARUN !!!

"Eelish maach ebong 
golaap phool e thaake kaanta, 
othocho duto ee ki DAARUN; 
thik temni, ami ektu khitkhitey 
boiki, kintu amaar charitra kintu 
oti uttam, naam amaar, 'ARUN'; 
ek saptaaho hoye gelo, oi prem patra 
taa diyechi apnaake, ebaar toh amaar 
bhalobasha r prastaab taa grahan KORUN. 
Apnaar ki onyo kono 
naam ache naaki, naaki 
apnaar bhalo naam 
ee holo 'SUCHITRA'; 
ki korbo bolun, aapni eto sundari, 
je jato ee dekhi apnaake, tato ee 
ei hridmajhaare berey jaaye apnaar 
proti ei sahaj saral bhalobasha r MAATRA; 
jaani naa konta thik, baa konta 
bethik, jaani naa kothay, kobe, 
kibhaabe ei path sesh hobe, tobu 
shuru korte chaai ei bhalobasha r YATRA. 
Hoyto apnaar proti 
bhalobasha jonmaato na, 
jodi naa hoto oidin oi 
hostel e eto UTPAAT; 
ki aar korbo bolun, 'Ebaar Kali tomaay 
khaabo' gaan korte korte, ajaanteyi 
kakhan ei hriday hoye gache 
apnaar prem e KUPOKAAT; 
sudhu muchki hesey, cheye ee roilen dekhchi, 
mukh e kichu bollen naa kintu, surjyasto 
hocche, asha kori kaal ee hobe amader prem 
er yatra r pratham SUPRAVAAT."- Arindam Sain

AFTER 2014, AGAIN THE VENUE IS UAE, PEOPLE WILL SURELY LOVE TO WATCH THIS 'IPL 2020' TOURNAMENT !!!

"BABLOO: 'After a long break, 
we will be going to enjoy watching 
the game of CRICKET; 
though, in UAE, all the teams 
of IPL 2020 will be concerned 
about the weather and the WICKET. 
The game of 
fantasy cricket will 
also start in 'DREAM 11' APP; 
so many people participate in this fantasy 
game that there is such a massive difference 
in rankings due to even just 1 point GAP.

BABOOL: 'In front of many electronics shop 
or inside club houses, people must watch the 
match by maintaining social DISTANCING; 
even in the cricket stadiums in UAE, 
for the spectators, there should be 
well planned temporary FENCING. 
After 2014, again the 
venue is UAE, people 
will surely love to watch 
this 'IPL 2020' TOURNAMENT; 
no matter, even if the matches are played 
outside India, the teams will battle it out 
strongly with each other to provide everyone, 
a thrilling ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA SADHARAN MAANUSH E RA VOTE ER MADDHYAM E, JE KONO DHARAN ER MANTRI KE EKTA OSTHAAYI CHAAKRI DIYI AGAAMI PAANCH BACHOR ER JONNYO !!!

"Hingsha r rajneeti kore nijeraai 
nijeder paaye maarche KURUL; 
du hazaar ekush saal ei, ter peye 
jaabe je hoye gache masto baro BHOOL. 
Dal er moddhe sabaai toh noy MANDO; 
tahole kano eto GOSTHIDWANDO ! 
Aasole chaturdikey je prochur 
'Cut Money' r BRASTHACHAAR; 
ei annyay r pratibaad korleyi hocchey 
bomaabaaji aar nirmam ATYACHAAR. 
Jatotuku swasthya pariseva aar 
shikkha byabostha chilo, seta o 
hoye gache ekdum SESH; 
nijeder moddhey khaowakhaai 
taa aagey, chuloye jaak sadharan 
maanush aar DESH. 
Emni teh toh Rohingya gulo 
dhukeyi royechey, taar opor 
bereyi choleche Bangladeshi 
der obaidho ANUPRABESH; 
Assam aar Tripura r lokjon gerua shibir 
ke emni emni vote daayeni, taara bujhe 
gechilo je aaste aaste taader rajya ke 
dakhal korte chaaiche BANGLADESH. 
Jungle mahal e neyi aar 
kono Maobaadi, tobu o shuru ee 
holo naa kono baro PRAKALPO; 
emni teyi Kishen ji r mrityu r 
pechone kaar haath chilo, seta 
aar noy kono ojaana GALPO. 
Itihaas sakkhi ache, 
je jakhan ee kono 
rajnoitik dal er hoye 
jaaye prochur AHONKAAR; 
thik seyi samay r nirbachani 
prokriya dwaara, sadharan maanush seyi 
rajnoitik dal ke kore daaye BAHISKAAR. 
Aamra sadharan maanush e ra vote 
er maddhyam e, je kono dharan er 
mantri ke ekta osthaayi chaakri diyi 
agaami paanch bachor er JONNYO; 
kaajeyi khub beshi patta deowaar dorkaar 
neyi, por er baar godichyuto kore deowaa 
hobe vote er maddhyam e, taader ke, jaara 
sattyi ee ekdum AKARMANNYO."- Arindam Sain

NEELA YEH AASMAAN, SAMANDAR BHI HAIN NEELA; YAADEIN TERI AA RAHI HAIN BAHUT, HAATHON MEIN LE KE YEH COFFEE KA PEYAALA !!!

"Neela yeh aasmaan, 
samandar bhi hain NEELA; 
yaadein teri aa rahi hain bahut, 
haathon mein le ke yeh coffee ka PEYAALA. 
Yeh samandar se bhi 
toh hum logon ko pyar hain, 
beetate hain iske saath 
bahut saare MAHINAA; 
watan ki raksha ke liye 
sadaa hain taiyaar, garv se 
kahete hain saari duniya ke saamne, 
ki hum hain 'Bharatiya NAUSENA'. 
Jab bhi tasveer dekhta 
hoon main TUMHARI; 
ish tann aur mann ki thakaan 
dur ho jaate hain SAARI; 
meri mohabbat ko sweekar karne 
ke liye, hoon main bahut ABHAARI; 
meri jaan se bhi tum 
ho mujhko jyaada PYAARI. 
Meri yaadein toh tumko 
bhi bahut aati HOGI; 
par desh ki khaatir, kabhi kabhi 
premi o ko bhi hona padhta hain YOGI. 
Aagley hafte milegaa humko 
kuch dino ke liye CHUTTI; 
bahut dino baad likh rahe hain tum ko, 
yeh pyarbhari CHITTI."- Arindam Sain