Sunday, September 20, 2020

ESECHEY 1427 SAN ER 'AASWIN'; PRAKRITI ABAAR HOYECHE RANGEEN !!!

"Esechey 1427 san er 'AASWIN'; 
prakriti abaar hoyeche RANGEEN; 
ekdum ki sundar ekta 
rodh jhalmaley DIN; 
onektaa ee domey giyeche oi 
corona virus, jaake baaniyechey 'CHIN'. 
Neel akaash e, megh 
ekdum dhobdhobe SAADA; 
graam er metho raasta e, 
neyi aar kono KAADA. 
Charidikey sudhu sobuj aar 
sobuj, haaowa e ki daarun dulchey 
eksaathe oi dhaan ghaach GULO; 
ghaashbon e futechey kato saada kaash phool, 
nanarakam er paakhi jaacche urrey aar akaash 
er megh toh noy, jano saada rang er TULO. 
Dhaan er seesh holey toh 
aar katha ee neyi GURU; 
oi swarnali rang er sonaa r Bangabhoomi 
teh aar kichu din por ei je Durga Pujo SHURU. 
Oi sobuj, neel, saada aar 
kichu taa holud rang er 
melbandhan e, e jano ek 
odbhut praakritik SOUNDARJYA; 
Kobiguru Rabindranath thik ee bolechilen, 
je, Bangaali raa onek deri teyi bojhe, je 
Bangabhoomi r prakriti teyi Bhagabaan diye 
rekheche prochur AISHWARJYA."- Arindam Sain

PALASHI R YUDDHO R JONNYO BIKKHYAATO CHILO JE MURSHIDABAD; SEYI JAAYEGA TEYI ROYECHE JONGI RAA, JAARA CHHORAATE CHAAYE AATANKABAAD !!!

"Palashi r yuddho r jonnyo 
bikkhyaato chilo je MURSHIDABAD; 
seyi jaayega teyi royechey jongi raa, 
jaara chhoraate chaaye AATANKABAAD. 
Je thaala e khaaye, 
era seyi thaala 
teyi kore CHHEDH; 
Saudi Arab e toh deshodrohi 
ebong aatankabaadi der kore 
daaye prokashye MUNDOCHHEDH. 
Eisab jongi gulo ei 
Bangabhoomi teyi ki kore 
pacchey eto lukiye thaaka r SUJOG; 
kothao jano sadharan maanush er 
mon e jaagche sandeho je etey royeche 
kono 'Vote Bank' rajneeti r JOG. 
Bangabhoomi ee ekmaatro rajya, 
jekhaane Rohingya gulo luteyputey 
khacche aar korche AARAAM; 
'Vote Bank' er rajneeti eto taai andho, je, 
kono nazardaari ee neyi, je eder moddhe 
keyu keyu hoye jacche kina NAMAKHARAAM. 
Bardhaman, Birbhum, Murshidabad, 
Malda, Nadia, Purba Medinipur 
ebong duto 24 Pargana teyi 
shuru hok chiruni TALLASHI; 
eta bhabhben naa, je jongi raa sudhu jelaa gulo 
teyi ache, Kolkata sahar e o ghaapti merey 
thaakte paare, taai aaro sakriyo hok Kolkata 
Police ebong KOLKATABAASI."- Arindam Sain 

Saturday, September 19, 2020

GOOD MUSIC WITH GOOD FOOD; AWESOME AMBIENCE AND LIFE IS SO GOOD !!!

"KING: 'Good music with good FOOD; 
awesome ambience and life is so GOOD. 
The hospitality of the people of this 
tribal village is so GRACIOUS; 
even the food items cooked by 
the tribal villagers are so DELICIOUS.'

TRIBAL LEADER: 'Your Highness ! 
Thanks a lot to you for your 
royal APPRECIATION; 
it is a very happy moment 
for us to have you in the festival 
organized by the Tribal ASSOCIATION. 
Generally, we eat foods while listening to 
any good music as it helps a lot 
in good digestion while 
refreshing our MIND; 
our tribal villagers loves to 
cook foods and then share those 
foods with poor hungry people, really, 
they are so helpful and KIND.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI IS NOW BECOMING A SAFE HIDING PLACE FOR TERRORISTS INDEED; WHEN SO MANY BOMB BLASTS TOOK PLACE IN BANGABHOOMI, HOW COME THE COPS DIDN'T GET ANY LEAD !!!

"Bangabhoomi is now 
becoming a safe hiding 
place for terrorists INDEED; 
when so many bomb blasts 
took place in Bangabhoomi, how 
come the cops didn't get any LEAD ? 
Politics with the fire of polarization 
made the Bangabhoomi administration 
too callous, complacent and also quite WEAK; 
young people of Bangabhoomi are going to 
other states, as the rate of unemployment 
in Bangabhoomi is at present at its PEAK. 
'NIA' and 'RAW' must investigate in 
details to find out the hidden CHAINS; 
the masterminds to be tracked, those 
who are constantly poisoning the BRAINS. 
Once upon a time, Andhra Pradesh 
state administration used to get 
criticized, but, 'Old Hyderabad' is 
now under strict VIGILANCE; 
so, the terrorist groups are 
trying to shift their base to 
Kerala, but, quite strong is our 
Indian Government's SURVEILLANCE. 
Those who are found to be 
terrorists with proper evidences 
and witnesses to be removed 
from this PLANET; 
'Cyber Crime Intelligence Department' 
(CCID) to monitor all suspicious 
social networking site accounts 
in the INTERNET."- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 18, 2020

SAB MILKE KHAAYENGE 'MATTAR PANEER' AUR 'PARK PINEAPPLE PULAAO' !!!

"BAWARCHI: 'Achaanak ish lockdown ke maahol 
mein, aap ish bunglow mein aa gaye HUZOOR; 
filhaal khaaiye kuch seb, 
angoor aur KHAJOOR. 
Soch raha hoon ki aap ke liye 
dopahar ka khaana, kya baanaaye KHAASH; 
rasoi ghar mein hain kuch basmati 
chaawal, mattar, paneer, aur ek ANANAAS.'

ZAMINDAR: 'Kuch bhi badiya 
banaao, bhai, tum ho mere 
ekdum khaash BAWARCHI; 
ush ananaas ko basmati chaawal 
mein mila do, aur mattar ko paneer 
mein, par mat doh jyaada MIRCHI. 
Hamaare ish 'Deer Park' ke do vann 
adhikaari ko bhi aaj khaane mein BULAAO; 
sab mil ke khaayenge 'Mattar Paneer' 
aur 'Park Pineapple PULAAO.'"- Arindam Sain

KAAJU NAARKOL POSTO BONMURGI KOSHAA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ki nisthabdo jungle re 
bhai, sudhu kotaa paakhi r daak 
suntey pacchi, aar maajhemoddhe 
dekey uthchey kichu baandor, kichu BYAANG; 
oi dyaakh, oi jolashoy r paashe ek aadivasi r 
saathe Babool katha bolche, eibaar dekhchi 
edikeyi egiye aasche, haath e duto kaalo 
murgi jaader shoru shoru THYAANG.'

BABOOL: 'Duto bonmurgi peyechi re, 
ei 'Bhiku Birbangshi' korbe ranna, oder 
baariteyi chilo posto, aar haat theke 
kiney niye esechey NAARKOL; 
ei Baabla, ekta kaaju badaam er 
packet ami enechi, baar korto 
oi packet taa, amaar bag er 
pratham chain taa KHOL.'

BAABLA: 'Ei ne kaaju badaam er 
packet, asoley ki ranna korte chaichish 
bolto, eto hotel thaakte, hotath 'Sonajhuri' r 
jungle er bhetoreyi toraa hoye porli BYAASTO; 
tobe mon bolchey, je ei 'Bonbhojon' 
taa besh daarun hobe boiki, sunechi 
naaki besh daarun khetey Birbhum, 
Bankura baa Purulia r knhaati POSTO.'

BALA: 'Ei Babool, kaaju badaam gulo ke 
bhenge bhenge choto kar, Babloo tui narkol 
gulo ke chotto chotto kore bhaang, ei Bhiku, 
kono tel noy, ei gaaowa ghee diye ee ranna 
taa hobe, stove e ebaar, karrha taa BOSAA; 
koyekta curry paata, bonmurgi r maangsho, 
kucho sobuj kaancha lanka, piyaz, adaa, rosun, 
posto baata, kaaju badaam er tukro aar narkol 
kuchi, baash, tarpor ei tairi hoye jaabe 'Kaaju 
Narkol Posto Bonmurgi KOSHAA.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, September 17, 2020

AAMAADER BAARI TE EKBAAR ESECHILO 'BISWANATHAN BALAJI' !!!

"Aamaader baari te ekbaar 
esechilo 'Biswanathan BALAJI'; 
kintu aamra ki aar jaantum je or haansh er 
deem aar maangsho teh chilo ALLERGY. 
Dakhhin Bharat er chele, 
amaader college ei pore, 
chaatro hisebe khub ee MEDHAABI; 
saat e, paanch e thaakena, porashona, 
adda, gaan baajna aar kheladhula niyei
thaake, neyi kono BAANDHABI. 
Or baari kintu Tirupati r 
kaache, ekti chotto graam e, 
oraa holo TAMIL; 
kintu Bangla bhaasha taa besh misti 
koreyi boley dekhi, Kolkata r boichitromoy 
sanskriti r moddhey hoye gache se SAAMIL. 
Bangabhoomi r graam se aagey khub ekta 
dekheni, kintu Tamil Nadu r graam er 
saathe naaki se pacchilo khub ee MIL; 
rajhaansh o haansh chorey beracche, ekta 
duto paankouri o dekha jacche, or khub bhalo 
legechey amader graam er ekta ee baro JHEEL. 
Taar khub shaukh holo, je se 
snaan korbe, oi jheel er jal e TEYI; 
poriskaar jal bole, graam er onekeyi 
okhaane snaan kore EMNITEYI. 
Haansh er maangsho naaki 
se konodin ee KHAAYENI; 
aamader baariteyi praaye onekgulo ee 
haansh royeche, taai hoyni tamon HOYRAANI. 
Sakaal e haansh er deem er bhajha khelo 
se, chaa er saathe, dupur e khelo haansh 
er maangsho besh JOMIYE; 
thik aadh ghanta pore, se ki swaash kasto, 
se ki haaphani, bichaana e ekkebaare suyiye 
ee dilo taake, dilo taake ekdum DOMIYE. 
Baidyanath Baddyi ese bollen, 
je, haansh er deem o maangsho 
ekdum khaowaa JAABENA; 
gaaye fushkuri o beriyechey, jehetu allergy, 
taai haansh je pukur e chorey beraabe, seyi 
pukur e snaan korte MAANA."- Arindam Sain