Saturday, September 26, 2020

MILI R BOYESH TOH SAB E HOLO KURI; ER EE MODDHE OR BIYE DEOWAAR KI DORKAAR, OR THAKUMA O TOH HOYNI TAMON BURI !!!

"MOROG MUNNA: 'Ki re Mangla, 
ki korchish tui, kwauk, 
kwauk, kwauk, KWAUK; 
chele r maa baba prashongsha 
koreche, je, amader Mili r ache 
khub ee forsaa aar sundar TWAK. 
Uuh, takhan theke khaali koreyi 
jacchish haamba, HAAMBA; 
bujhli Mangla, Mili ke je chele ta 
dekhte eseche, se kintu bhalo ee LAMBA.'

MANGLA GAAI: 'Mili r boyesh toh 
sab e holo KURI; 
er ee moddheyi or biye deowaar ki dorkaar, 
or thakuma o toh hoyni tamon BURI. 
Tor kwakar kau suney 
ekhano Mili r ghum bhaangey, 
amaake niye maath e JAAYE; 
Mili amader dujon ke khub ee bhalobaase, 
o chole gele, amader ke, ke aar aador korbe, 
or bon, Titli toh pooro or ulto, dustu BEJAAYE.'

MOROG MUNNA: 'Kono khabor 
ki aar RAAKHISH; 
saradin toh naa jaani kon rupkatha r 
galpo bhaabte bhaabte jaabor KAATISH. 
Mili jakhan khusi esey 
amader saathe dekhaa korte 
paarbe, kaaron amader paash er 
graam ei oi chele taar BAARI; 
2021 e vote aasche bole, kota shikkhak jaa hok 
kore niyog koreche, chele ta peyeche primary 
school e chaakri, taai or maa baba ekhan or biye 
diye ditey chaaye TARATARI.'"- Arindam Sain


INDIAN RAILWAYS IS PLANNING TO TRANSFORM ALL STATIONS LIKE THE METRO RAILWAY STATIONS WITH MODERN FACILITIES !!!

"DAILY PASSENGER: 'When will 
the local trains will 
start its full OPERATION; 
many people don't know that Railway 
platforms are also the platforms for 
new unorganized income GENERATION. 
Many daily passengers like me, in this 
lockdown phase, have kept so much 
money in their 'UTS' app WALLET; 
at least, Indian Railways must increase the 
cashback amount for this amount of money 
as we are not going to get any bank INTEREST.'

STATION MASTER: 'Due to this lockdown, 
many hawkers in our platforms 
as well as Indian Railways have 
incurred a huge LOSS; 
whether to fully operate the local trains 
throughout the nation is still a very difficult 
decision to take, as Corona Virus is still 
ruining our life like a worst cruel BOSS.  
But, in the coming days, Indian Railways 
is planning to transform all stations like the 
metro rail stations with modern FACILITIES; 
even in online ticketing system, 
upgradation will be done in different 
forms and VARIETIES.'"- Arindam Sain

THE KIDS OF CELEBRITY PERSONS ARE NOW FOUND TO BE DRUGS ADDICTED !!!

"BABLOO: 'The kids of celebrity 
persons are now found to 
be drugs ADDICTED; 
NCB is going in the right 
direction as there is really a high profile 
drugs racket, as everyone rightly PREDICTED.'

BABOOL: 'But, don't you think that some 
film producers have forced these actors and 
actresses to take drugs, we can smell that 
there is a very big story in the BACKGROUND; 
can't say about the secret investigation process 
of CBI and ED, but, NCB targeted the right spot 
at the right time and very soon, they will find 
the exact hunting GROUND.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 25, 2020

DC DEFEATED CSK BY 44 RUNS ON 25.09.2020 !!!

"Shikhar threw his wicket 
on 25.09.2020, while trying 
to do an EXPERIMENT; 
on the other end, before becoming 
another victim of Piyush, the talented 
Prithvi gave full ENTERTAINMENT. 
DC scored 175 runs as Pant and Iyer 
just carried on the normal BATTING; 
by disallowing any type of disturbances 
in their advantageous SETTING. 
DC bowlers sent back early 
to the pavilion, the batsmen 
Gaikwad, Murli and WATSON; 
Jadhav and du Plessis 
ensured that the chase 
was still ON. 
Both Nortje and Rabada 
tightened up the SCREWS; 
to defeat CSK by 44 runs, and for DC fans, 
it is indeed a good NEWS."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, September 24, 2020

KXIP THRASHED RCB BY 97 RUNS ON 24.09.2020 !!!

"Chahal created a 
crack in the KXIP 
team's partnership WALL; 
as he bowled the 'wrong one' 
very smartly to break through 
the defense of Mayank AGARWAL. 
After missing two simple catches, maybe, 
due to the 'low height of the lights' in the 
stadium, Virat Kohli surely lost his COOL; 
to capitalize on it and to give the 
final icing on the cake, in just 69 balls, 
132 runs got scored alone by KL RAHUL. 
In quick succession, the RCB 
team's top order FELL; 
due to the deadly attacks 
by Shami and COTTRELL. 
Later on, to wrap up 
the game on 24.09.2020, 
Ravi and Murugan took 
3 wickets EACH; 
as RCB surrendered in 
front of the score of 206 runs 
by KXIP team and it really looked miles 
away, totally out of their REACH."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

THE RECENT BILLS IN THE YEAR OF 2020 ABOUT THE FARMERS ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLES OF 'THINK LOCAL, ACT GLOBAL' STRATEGY IMPLEMENTATION !!!

"The recent bills in the year 
of 2020 about the farmers are 
the perfect examples of 'Think Local, 
Act Global' strategy IMPLEMENTATION; 
from now on, the farmers don't need to rely 
on the 'Kisan Mandi' of their locality only, 
as they can sell their crops anywhere 
across the India NATION. 
Even these farmers can directly 
go for a partnership business with 
any agro-processing firm with proper 
planning and corporate level CONSULTATION; 
farmers can pay more to farm workers and can 
do farming of different varieties of crops on a 
large scale with increased net profitability by 
supplying crops at any DESTINATION. 
But, regarding rice, wheat, 
sugar, pulses, potatoes and 
onions, there should have 
been an AMENDMENT; 
that whenever, there will be a pandemic 
situation, rise in food inflation and/or 
natural calamities, there should be an 
efficient supply chain MANAGEMENT; 
and at that juncture, these crops must 
be regarded as essential commodities 
to restrict its price at a certain level by 
the Indian GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain

E TOH DEKHCHI THAG BAACHTE GNAA UJAARH; 'BOLLYWOOD FILM INDUSTRY' TOH NOY, JANO DRUGS KENA BECHAA R BAZAAR !!!

"E toh dekhchi thag 
baachte gnaa UJAARH; 
'Bollywood Film Industry' toh noy, 
jano drugs kena bechaa r BAZAAR. 
Eisab kheye, eraa je 
ki paaye MAJAA; 
barong okaalmrityu ee hoye eder, jehetu 
shorir aar thaakena sushto baa TAROTAAZA. 
Tadanto jaate naa hoy, taar 
jonnyo 'Sonia Sena' kato ee 
naa chaallo rajnoitik CHAAL; 
aasoley nichutala theke 
ekdum opor mahal obdi chhoriye 
royechey ei 'Maadak MAYAJAAL'; 
emon ki school, college e o, 
eisab drugs er nasha 
chhoriye porchey, sattyi 
ee ki je porlo DINKAAL; 
Bharatiya madhyabitto raa kintu barabar ee 
rakkhonsheel o ruchisheel, kintu nimnobitto 
ebong ucchobitto der moddhey royechey 
onek maanosik JONJAAL."- Arindam Sain