Monday, September 28, 2020

RCB DEFEATED MI IN THE SUPER OVER ON 28.09.2020 !!!

"After getting hit by a 
nasty delivery of PATTINSON; 
it was a great reply of 
52 runs by AARON. 
The bad patch of Virat continued 
with a soft dismissal and 
he scored only 3; 
the speedy contributions of Padikkal, 
de Viilliers and Dube helped RCB 
to put up a score of 201/3. 
Even Rohit got out early 
and very interestingly, the two 
skippers took each other's CATCH; 
the inclusion of more spinners in 
RCB squad helped in initial phases 
to tame the MI batsmen in the MATCH. 
But Kishan with his knock 
of 99 runs was really a 
sensational surprise PACKAGE; 
the match went to super over, as Pollard 
with an individual score of 60 runs 
did some real DAMAGE. 
In the super over, Saini 
bowled quite smartly to 
restrict MI at just 7; 
RCB won the match and for MI, 
Kishan remained as a tragic hero as 
his fighting knock went in VAIN."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, September 27, 2020

RR CHASED DOWN A MASSIVE SCORE TO DEFEAT KXIP BY 4 WICKETS !!!

"As if Mayank said to himself, 'It is 
my turn to score a century TODAY'; 
on 27.09.2020, which was 
also a Super SUNDAY. 
Along with Rahul, Mr. Agarwal kept on 
aggressively attacking the bowlers in PINK; 
where to keep the fielders to tame these two 
batsmen, the RR Skipper was unable to THINK. 
It seems as if both Rahul and 
Mayank are fighting with 
each other for the purple CAP; 
the best part of their partnership was that 
they even converted many singles into 
twos by steering the ball in any GAP. 
In this IPL 2020, Sharjah pitch is becoming 
a batting paradise, how much runs on 
the scoreboard is ENOUGH'; 
even for any experienced 
cricket expert, this 
question is quite TOUGH. 
Butler failed again, but, by Smith and 
Samson, the much desired counterattacking 
innings got rightly EXECUTED; 
after the dismissal of Smith 
by Neesham, the KXIP team 
players felt ELATED. 
Jonty Rhodes of KXIP Camp 
must have felt nostalgic 
about his own FIELDING; 
as some of the KXIP players 
fielded so well, even in acrobatic 
style which was just OUTSTANDING. 
At Mr. Samson's individual 
score of 85; 
a bouncy delivery of Shami 
was the reason that Sanju did not SURVIVE. 
Cottrell changed his bowling angle 
and it was a big BLUNDER; 
as KXIP experienced 
the 'Tewatia THUNDER'. 
Shami kept on taking the wickets, 
but RR won by 4 wickets as 
fortune favours the BRAVE; 
oh ! boy ! they chased down 223 runs ! 
what a royal fight, the 'Rajasthan Royals' 
players really GAVE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 26, 2020

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST SRH BY 7 WICKETS ON 26.09.2020 !!!

"For SRH, the 'Warner-Bairstow' partnership  
was not allowed to become too CONSTRUCTIVE; 
as on 26.09.2020, Cummins of KKR 
looked very COMPETITIVE. 
On a Pat's delivery, Bairstow failed 
to survive and Warner got tricked by 
Chakravarthy's bowling DEXTERITY; 
Manish along with Wriddhiman focussed on a 
steady partnership only as the consolidation of 
their team innings was their first PRIORITY. 
Both Sunil and Dinesh scored ZERO; 
but, Shubman Gill emerged as a real KKR HERO. 
KKR sailed easily to beat SRH by 
7 wickets after crossing 142; 
Morgan got back some form and 
scored a valuable 42."- Arindam Sain

EKTA KATHA MON E RAAKHBEN SHANIBAAR ER BYAPAR E, 'JORH E BANDHO, BIJORH E KHOLA', AAR ACCOUNT ER BYAPAR E, 'NEYI AADHAAR TOH AANDHAAR, AADHAAR THAAKLE, TOBEYI JWOLBE BAATI' !!!

"BAABLA: 'Aager Shanibaar elum 
kasto kore, haath e ektu samay niye, 
taah moshaai apnaader bank er 
dorjaa e,  jhulchilo TAALA; 
amaader sanstha r maalik bolechey je 
aar nagad taaka debe naa haath e, 
maasik maaine ebaar theke dhukbe 
bank account e, se aar ek JHAAMELA. 
Taai ei apnaader bank ei, 
jato taratari sambhav 
amaar naam e, ekti bank 
account khuley ditey HOBE; 
amaar toh abaar AADHAAR Card 
kora neyi, kintu apnaader bank er 
daftary bollo je, account khultey gele, 
AADHAAR Card abosyoi LAAGBE.'

BALA: 'Maanlaam je aapni din majuri 
baa mistri r kaaj koren, taah boley 
apni ekhano AADHAAR Card koraanni, 
apni toh moshaai aar kodin poreyi 
hoye jaaben biral PROJAATI; 
ekta katha mon e raakhben Shanibaar er 
byapar e, 'jorh e bandho, bijorh e khola', 
aar account er byapar e, 'neyi AADHAAR, 
toh aandhaar, AADHAAR thaakle, 
tobeyi jwolbe BAATI.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI BHOJANALAY !!!

"HERMIT: 'In 'Public Distribution 
System', there is still 
so much CORRUPTION; 
that is the reason why, in front of several 
Ration Shops, one can easily spot any 
frequent agitation and DISRUPTION. 
Instead of providing rice, 
wheat, sugar and pulses to 
the people, if we can provide 
cooked food at a much cheaper PRICE; 
I think that will not only prevent wastage 
of foodgrains but also will feed daily to the 
poor people, the good cooked food which 
is healthy, delicious, nutritious and NICE.'

KING: 'Good suggestion indeed ! 
Mahamantri, make a notification to 
all the Block Level Officers that from the 
first day of the next month, in each and 
every ward of our Kingdom, there should be 
a 'Bangabhoomi Bhojanalay' food STALL; 
here, in the 'Bangabhoomi Thaali' meal system, 
there will be boiled rice, mixture of moog and 
masoor dal, a vegetable curry, a boiled egg, a rui 
fish fry piece and a small bowl of Misti doi at a 
subsidized fixed thaali price of Rs. 30/- only 
which is open for ALL.'"- Arindam Sain

MILI R BOYESH TOH SAB E HOLO KURI; ER EE MODDHE OR BIYE DEOWAAR KI DORKAAR, OR THAKUMA O TOH HOYNI TAMON BURI !!!

"MOROG MUNNA: 'Ki re Mangla, 
ki korchish tui, kwauk, 
kwauk, kwauk, KWAUK; 
chele r maa baba prashongsha 
koreche, je, amader Mili r ache 
khub ee forsaa aar sundar TWAK. 
Uuh, takhan theke khaali koreyi 
jacchish haamba, HAAMBA; 
bujhli Mangla, Mili ke je chele ta 
dekhte eseche, se kintu bhalo ee LAMBA.'

MANGLA GAAI: 'Mili r boyesh toh 
sab e holo KURI; 
er ee moddheyi or biye deowaar ki dorkaar, 
or thakuma o toh hoyni tamon BURI. 
Tor kwakar kau suney 
ekhano Mili r ghum bhaangey, 
amaake niye maath e JAAYE; 
Mili amader dujon ke khub ee bhalobaase, 
o chole gele, amader ke, ke aar aador korbe, 
or bon, Titli toh pooro or ulto, dustu BEJAAYE.'

MOROG MUNNA: 'Kono khabor 
ki aar RAAKHISH; 
saradin toh naa jaani kon rupkatha r 
galpo bhaabte bhaabte jaabor KAATISH. 
Mili jakhan khusi esey 
amader saathe dekhaa korte 
paarbe, kaaron amader paash er 
graam ei oi chele taar BAARI; 
2021 e vote aasche bole, kota shikkhak jaa hok 
kore niyog koreche, chele ta peyeche primary 
school e chaakri, taai or maa baba ekhan or biye 
diye ditey chaaye TARATARI.'"- Arindam Sain


INDIAN RAILWAYS IS PLANNING TO TRANSFORM ALL STATIONS LIKE THE METRO RAILWAY STATIONS WITH MODERN FACILITIES !!!

"DAILY PASSENGER: 'When will 
the local trains will 
start its full OPERATION; 
many people don't know that Railway 
platforms are also the platforms for 
new unorganized income GENERATION. 
Many daily passengers like me, in this 
lockdown phase, have kept so much 
money in their 'UTS' app WALLET; 
at least, Indian Railways must increase the 
cashback amount for this amount of money 
as we are not going to get any bank INTEREST.'

STATION MASTER: 'Due to this lockdown, 
many hawkers in our platforms 
as well as Indian Railways have 
incurred a huge LOSS; 
whether to fully operate the local trains 
throughout the nation is still a very difficult 
decision to take, as Corona Virus is still 
ruining our life like a worst cruel BOSS.  
But, in the coming days, Indian Railways 
is planning to transform all stations like the 
metro rail stations with modern FACILITIES; 
even in online ticketing system, 
upgradation will be done in different 
forms and VARIETIES.'"- Arindam Sain