Wednesday, October 28, 2020

TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME ONLY, THE INTEREST WAIVER SCHEME ON LOANS IS ACCEPTABLE !!!

"To a certain period of 
time only, the interest waiver 
scheme on loans is ACCEPTABLE; 
but, extending it for so many days 
will definitely make the PSU 
Banking sector UNSTABLE. 
Even profitable PSU Banks 
of previous quarters have been 
put under the real litmus TEST; 
on the other hand, indirectly, 
as per competitive rankings, for 
private banks, this period is BEST. 
If PSU Banks cannot charge 
interest on loans for increasing 
its net profitability, then why should 
the PSU Banks will LEND; 
big depositors are breaking 
their fixed deposits and going to private 
banks as the interest rate at PSU Banks 
are at a decreasing TREND."- Arindam Sain

JAKHAN PUJOR KENAAKATA R BAZAAR E PROCHUR BHEERH CHILO, TAKHAN EE HOYE GACHE BESHI GOLMAAL !!!

"DAKTAAR: 'Abaar baarche SANKRAMAN; 
virus ebaar korche firti AAKRAMAN. 
Kato bhalo bhalo daktaar ke aamraa 
ei mahaamaari teh HARAALAAM; 
tobu ki aamra sadhaaran maanush ke 
thikbhaabey sachetan korte PAARLAAM !'

POLICE: 'Sab aangul ee ki aar 
samaan hoy, sab jaayega ee ki 
aar kaaj hoy misti KATHAYE; 
abostha bujhe jothajotho 
byabostha neowaa hoy boiki, 
nitaanto ee prayojon hoy JETHAAYE. 
Jehetu onek club karmokortaa der theke 
onek sahojogita peyechi aamra, taai 
Durga Pujo r oi chaar din e, tobu o 
onektaa deowaa gaachey SAMAAL; 
samasya hoyechey thik oi Durga Pujo r du teen 
saptaaho aagey thekey, jakhan pujo r kenaakata
r bazaar e prochur bheerh chilo, takhan ee 
hoye gache beshi GOLMAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

AMI TOH KATOBAAR EE OKEY KAAMRECHI, KINTU OR PROTIRODH KHAMOTA JE DAARUN !!!

"MALARIA R MOSHA: 'Ki re, kamon 
achish, oi dyaakh moshaari r ek 
koney royechey CNHERHA; 
je byaata suye aachey oi
bichaana teh, taar paratuto 
daak naam holo NYARHA. 
Kaal khub korechilo nijer haath diye 
amaake maara r chesta, kintu ami 
baar baar urrey gechi thik TAALEY; 
aaj oi moshaari r bhetorhey dhukey, 
etto kaamraabo okey, je byata r malaria 
hobeyi hobe, por er din SAKAALEY.'

DENGUE R MOSHA: 'Ami toh 
katobaar ee okey kaamrechi, 
kintu or protirodh 
khamota je DAARUN; 
sunechi besh bhaalo football khele, aar 
roj paantha bhaath er saathe khaaye teen 
te piyaaz, duto kaancha lanka, aar bhalo 
ee khaaye aloo bhaatey aar NOOON. 
Tobe khub saabdhaan, 
ghum er ghorey o kintu 
or haath paa bhaalo ee CHOLEY; 
bechey firish jano, eituku ee subhokaamona 
roilo, aastey aastey oi moshaari r bhetorh 
dhukey porh TAAHOLEY.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

AAHA RE ! PAA TAA EKKEBAARE GACHE FULEY; MAMA RAA JEYI NAA PEYECHE SUJOG, PITIYECHE EKKEBAARE PRAANKHULEY !!!

"KHOKHON: 'Accha boudi, Khagen Daa koi, 
aaj bikeley club e khelte elo naa 'CYARRAM'; 
jwar twar hoyni toh, 
asha kori, hoyni kono BYARAM.'

KAKALI: 'Aar bolo naa baapu, 
e lok taake niye ami aar PAARINA; 
kothay je ki 
kore KAANDOKHARKHAANA; 
kato kore bollum, je otogulo 
lok bisarjan ditey jacche, 
kothay police dhorbe 
tomaake, taai JEYONAA; 
ei Corona kaal e, koreche ora niyambhanga, 
bojaaye raakheni durattwobidhi, police 
diyeche bedum thyangaani, ekhan 
tomaar dada dhoreche BICHAANA.'

KHOKHON: 'Aha re ! bechara 
Khagen Daa, ei Kesto, aaye aaye, 
ektu Khagen daa ke dekhey AASI; 
ghar e ektu probesh kora jaabe boudi, sajyasaayi 
Khagen Daa ke ektu dekhbo, aasoley amraa 
je Khagen Daa ke khub ee BHALOBAASI.'

KHAGEN DAA: 'Aaye Kesto aar Khokhon, 
bou er katha taa jodi SUNTAAM; 
taahole ki aar bisarjan e giye 
erokom maar KHETAAM.'

KESTO: 'Aaha re ! paa taa 
ekkebaare gache FULEY; 
mama raa jeyi naa peyechey sujog, 
pitiyechey ekkebaare PRAANKHULEY.'

KHAGEN DAA: 'Accha, toder duto ke emni 
amaar baaritey aaste bolley, byata raa 
aaste chaashna, taai toh BOLI; 
jeyi naa khabor taa kaane gachey, 
omni Khagen Daa r kaata ghaa e 
nooon chetateh choley ELI.'

KAKALI: 'Aa maran, 
tobu toh ei duto 
chokhra tomaake dekhte ELO; 
ami chaa kore aanchi, tomraa 
tatokkhone tomader Khagen Daa r 
saathe katha BALO.'"- Arindam Sain

SRH THRASHED DC BY 88 RUNS ON 27.10.2020 !!!

"If David's knock of 66 was 
exquisite and EXPLOSIVE; 
then Wriddhiman's fabulous innings 
of 87 was elegant and AGGRESSIVE. 
Along with Kane on the 
other end, Manish with his 
44 looked quite CONFIDENT; 
on 27.10.2020, the DC bowlers could 
have focused on pace variations to 
avoid such a bad TREATMENT. 
The winning target for DC was a huge 220, 
but, in the third ball of the 2nd innings itself, 
the wicket of Shikhar FALLS; 
DC had to accept a humiliating 
defeat of 88 runs as it was a sad 
story of only rapid DOWNFALLS. 
Rashid will spin 
the ball everytime 
is a MISCONCEPTION; 
7/3 was his career best bowling figure in this 
match as he has also learned to bowl straight 
to do the desired DECEPTION."- Arindam Sain

Monday, October 26, 2020

KXIP WON AGAINST KKR BY 8 WICKETS ON 26.10.2020 !!!

"It looked like as if on the Dussehra Day on 
26.10.2020, Rana may have not seen the exact 
standing position of Gayle before HITTING; 
Shami's wicket taking swinging deliveries were 
just world class, and once again, in the initial 
stages, KKR displayed some poor BATTING. 
But, due to some aggressive batting by 
Gill and especially Morgan, in the 
first 6 overs, KKR scored 54; 
after the dismissal of Morgan, the wickets of 
KKR fell at quick succession, though, they still 
made 149/9, due to Ferguson's speedy 24. 
Rahul fell early, but, Mandeep kept on 
milking the ball well along with a very 
dominant 'Universe Boss', Chris GAYLE; 
and KXIP cruised towards victory 
by 8 wickets by scripting a very 
easy run chasing TALE. 
What should be the ideal combination 
of KKR team, regarding that, the KKR 
management officials are still having 
their respective confused MIND; 
but, look at the KXIP's performance led 
by KL Rahul, as it gradually entered 
intthe top 4 qualifiers list by coming 
back from way BEHIND."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, October 25, 2020

NOUKA E NANDODULAAL; AAR NONIGOPAL !!!

"NANDODULAAL: 'Noni, pooro 
dui bachor maairi, sattyi ee, tui 
kintu onekdin por, nijer 
graam e ghurtey ELI; 
kamon laagche bol, ei nouka e suye suye, 
oi raat er akaash taa ke dekhte, 
toder Kolkata sahar e toh sunechi 
haaowa teh o naaki prochur DHULOBAALI.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Kolkata theke 
Dubai pathaalo 
office THEKE; 
dui bachor Bharat e o firtey daayeni, aasole, 
sab nathipatro je oi Company r HR Manager 
der kaacheyi jomaa THAAKE.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Morubhumi r desh e 
gachilo shasya shyamala desh er NONI; 
taaka je prochur rojgaar korte hobe, 
jehetu royeche sethaay tel er KHONI. 
Ami seyi ek ee rakam ee 
roilum, roj dekhi maach 
dhoraa pore JAAL E; 
dheerey dheerey bhesey choley 
amaar nouka roj sandhya e, 
ei chotto khaal er shaanto JAL E.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Graam er raat er 
akaash sattyi ee ki 
poriskaar re NANDO; 
ei jyotsna raat e, jonaaki pokaa r 
timtim aalo, jhijhi pokaa r daak e o 
ache ek adbhut CHHANDO; 
jwaljwal korche taara 
gulo, sattyi ee ei prakritik 
rup noy toh MANDO; 
tui bodhoy prakriti keyi 
beshi bhalobaasish, taai tor ei 
peshaa taai bodhoy beshi PACHANDO.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Prakriti ee toh 
aasol BHAGABAAN; 
othocho taakeyi aamra kori abohela, 
taakeyi diyi na kono bhalobaasa ba SAMMAN. 
Ei Corona virus er jonnyo 
jaara galo MAARA; 
taarai je hoyechey oi 
raat er aakaash er TAARA. 
Jano oi taara gulo roz 
boley amaaye muchki HESEY; 
saabdhaan e theko bhaaya, oi Coronasur 
er maranfaand e jano jeyo naa FESEY.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Orrey Nando, tor 
nouka je bhesey bhesey choleyi 
esechey Sundarban er core area r DIKEY; 
ekta gongaano mridu garjan jano 
shunlaam, nischoi ei sundari gaach er 
bon er moddhe kono baagh THAAKE.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Baagh noy 
re, BAAGHINI; 
amraa dujon dujon keyi 
besh bhaalo koreyi CHINI. 
Amader ekhaankaar 
forest officer, Shankar Babu, 
ee or naam rekhechilo SIULI; 
ekdin amaar nouka r saamnasaamni 
esechilo boiki, or dikey bonduk taak koreyi 
chilaam, kintu o chupchaap daariye roilo 
boley, aami aar chaalaini ghumparani GULI. 
Kichukkhon shikaari r mato 
bonduk er dikey taakiye ee ROILO; 
pet ektu folaa folaa LAAGCHILO; 
bodhoy baccha DHORECHILO; 
sudhumaatro taai jonnyo ee hoyto 
ektu bipad dekhe pichiye GALO.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Nouko taa ebaar 
graam er dikey ghoraa bhai, 
jetey chaai naa baagh er PETEY; 
ei Sundarban er baagh 
abaar bhalo saantaar o 
kaat teh jaane BOTEY.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Arrey, Shankar Babu r 
theke sab khabor niyechi ami, Siuli r 
pet ekhan fuley dhol BOIKI; 
hoyto ei saptaaho r sesh er dikeyi, Siuli r 
chaanapona pet theke beriye porbe, setaa 
aar ei jungle er lokeder jaante neyi BAAKI. 
Aamaar nouka e achey rifle, bullet, 
kathaari aar durbeen, dyakh ei durbeen 
taa diye, Siuli oi teen teh sundari gaach er 
maajhe kaada maati teh korche AARAAM; 
ami teen din aageyo dekhechi okey, 
ekey jyotsna raat, taar opor or pet 
royeche folaa, taai toh okey ei niye 
ami teen baar saamnasaamni DEKHLAAM.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Orrey, eta Sundarban er 
baaghini, oi dyaakh, ebaar uthey 
dicchey paayechaari, kaan kharha kore 
sab sunchey, thik peyeche AOWAAZ; 
ebaar nouka taratari baayite shuru kor 
graam er dikey, bhoy o laagchey, tobe 
ananda o hocche maairi, tui kintu amaake 
naa boley ekta daarun abhiggyota koraali AAJ. 

NANDODULAAL: 'Bonnyo boiki, 
kintu khub sundari o botey, ei baagh aar 
baaghini aachey boleyi kintu ekhano 
Sundarban taa teekey ACHEY; 
orrey emni emni ki aar odhikaangsho jharh 
Bangladesh e ghurey jaaye re, er pechone, 
amaader ei Bangabhoomi r Sundarban er gaach 
gulo r onek abodaan ROYECHEY.'"- Arindam Sain