DUTO KORE BACCHA NEOWAA UCHIT EBAARE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Corona r mahamaari teh, 

sudhu amader desheyi morechey 

ontoto ek lakh er o BESHI; 

ekhan sabdikeyi jaa bhyajaal aar 

vaayudushan, ki jaani, amader por er 

prajanmo r kota lok perote paarbe AASI.'

BABOOL: 'Kaalkeyi aami TV r kon ekta 

channel e dekhchilum, Bhanu Bandopadhyay 

obhineeto 'Aasite aasiyo NAA'; 

sattyi ee khub kastokaar, buro hoye gale, 

oi thurhthurhey buro hoye, oi aasi obdi 

jaowaar kono maaneyi HOYNAA.'

BABLAA: 'Tobe amaar mat e, je sab 

parivaar e, ei Corona r jonnyo hoyeche 

mrityu, sekhaane kora uchit ekta prayaas, 

jaate hoye janasankhya BRIDDHI; 

jaara gachey swarga teh, nik abaar taara 

punarjanma, ontoto duto notun atithi eley, 

bhabhisyat e, oi parivaar gulo teh 

nischoi aasbe sukh o SAMRIDDHI.'

BALA: 'Sahar er onek meye raa ee ekhan 

bhalo ee cigarette fokey aar kore madyopaan, 

kaajeyi sahar er dikey onek khetreyi maa ee 

hote paarchena, abaar holeyo seyi 'IVF' er 

dwaara hoyto ekta kore berocche, taao 

se onek kasto aar opekkha KORE; 

eta kintu thik, je proti taa baarite ontoto 

duto kore baccha darkaar, noiley oi 

ekla santaan er opor onek chaap 

pore jaaye paroborti kaal e, 

tobe graam er dikey, duto kore baccha 

neowaa uchit EBAARE.'"- Arindam Sain

IF I OPEN A 'RECURRING DEPOSIT' ACCOUNT OF Rs. 1000/- PER MONTH FOR 10 YEARS, I HAVE A GUARANTEED MONEY WITH INTEREST, MAYBE, MY CAPITAL MAY NOT DOUBLE !!!

"INSURANCE AGENT: 'Just buy 

one mediclaim INSURANCE; 

you will surely 

feel the DIFFERENCE. 

Our premium price is 

quite low and our settlement 

system is very FAST; 

look at the ranking chart, we are leading 

in the market, even we have done so 

well in the recent PAST.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! You marketing guys 

will do the marketing like that only, but, 

recently, one of my friends got admitted 

in a hospital as a PATIENT; 

his mediclaim insurance company has 

not given him even 50% of the total 

medical expenses, then, what was the 

use of any such premium PAYMENT. 

Is there any guarantee that I will fall 

seriously ill, if yes, then, there is 

'Ayushman Bharat Yojana' scheme for 

we such poor middle class people 

without any such TROUBLE; 

say, for Mediclaim, I have to pay Rs. 12,000/- 

per year, but, if I open a 'Recurring Deposit' 

account of Rs.1000/- per month for 10 years, I 

have a guaranteed money with interest, maybe, 

my capital may not DOUBLE.'"- Arindam Sain

ONLY THOSE MNCs ARE LEADING, WHICH HAS MAXIMUM NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES WHO CAN THINK OUT OF THE BOX !!!

"PROJECT MANAGER: 'You have 

sent a new guy in our department 

who is quite INNOVATIVE; 

but, that guy also sometimes try to 

relate his fantasy world with reality, 

and in the long run, that may be NEGATIVE.'

HR MANAGER: 'What fun is there 

in real life, when you come out of 

your house to go to office, everywhere 

there is rat race, abusive words, 

collisions and air POLLUTION; 

then almost thrice a week, our boss 

calls us for 1 hour for a 'Business Meeting', 

where our boss keeps on giving lectures 

and scolding our colleagues, but, at the 

end of the day, there is no SOLUTION. 

The tune and trend of global business 

is changing, now, you cannot win the 

business market just like a FOX; 

only those MNCs are leading, which has 

maximum number of employees who 

can think out of the BOX.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK BEAT KKR BY 6 WICKETS ON 29.10.2020 !!!

"KKR openers started steadily 

against CSK on 29.10.2020, 

they didn't show any URGENCY; 

their focus was to stay 

at the wicket, they didn't play 

rash shots out of COMPLACENCY. 

A delivery of Karn went 

through Shubman's defense, 

and Sunil scored only 7; 

Lungi took two important wickets 

for CSK, but, for KKR, Nitish really 

played a classic innings of 87. 

Karthik's 21 off 10 

helped KKR to reach 172; 

for CSK, Ruturaj alone 

dominated the game with his 72; 

Varun missed an easy chance, but, 

bowled well again with a figure of 20/2. 

Pat dismissed Ruturaj to come 

back into the match, but, alas, 

Ferguson gave a free HIT; 

CSK won by 6 wickets as Ravindra 

got the chance to open up and 

his knock became SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

PYAR TOH TABHI SANGEET HOTI HAIN, JAB APNI ZINDAGI KO AAP BANAALO SARGAM !!!

"Pyar toh tabhi sangeet hoti hain, 

jab apni zindagi ko aap banaalo SARGAM; 

kisiko kya khabar, ke kab kahaan kaise, 

uparwala karwaade aap ka SANGAM; 

baash aagey badhte rahiye aur zindagi 

ka mazaa lijiye, chahe khushi ho ya GAM. 

Geerna, fishalna, yeh sab toh hoti hee RAHEGI; 

tabhi toh itni majedaar hain yeh ZINDAGI. 

Ekbaar koi jung kya haar gaye, 

wahi par ruk mat jaana GURU; 

kyon ki wahi pe hee tumko shikh milegi, ki 

aagle jung ki taiyaari kaise karna hain SHURU. 

Kabhi kabhi kharab gendbaaz bhi bade 

bade ballebaaz o ko de deta hain DHOKHA; 

karo intezaar barkhurdaar ek bhi kharab 

gend kaa, aur maar do chauka ya CHAKKA. 

Ish duniya ka koi 

bhi darwaaza hamesha 

ke liye nahi raheti hain KHULI; 

doosra darwaaza kholne ke liye, 

jwalayiye apni dimaag ki batti, 

woh dimaag nahi raheni chahiye KHAALI; 

tabhi toh hoga 'Naya Bharat' ka 

nirmaan, tabhi toh veeran registhan 

mein bhi aayegi HARIYAALI."- Arindam Sain

ANYTIME, YOU CAN VISIT OUR KUNGDOM, IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!

"In between several hills, 

there lies our King's PALACE; 

anytime, you can visit our Kingdom, 

it is a very beautiful PLACE. 

Though small, but, still, our 

Kingdom has an AIRPORT; 

don't forget to bring 

VISA and PASSPORT. 

Majority of the people of 

our Kingdom follows BUDDHISM; 

we also do love and respect the 

major business earned through TOURISM. 

Like other neighbouring 

Kingdoms, we also 

hate 'Chinese COMMUNISM'; 

we believe in peace, equality, 

prosperity, happiness and 

supportive SOCIALISM. 

If your mind needs a full romantic 

as well as aesthetic FREEDOM; 

then, at least, once in your lifetime, 

you must visit our KINGDOM."- Arindam Sain

KATTO AASILA JHARHJHAAPTA, KATTO AASILA BADHAA; SAB PAAR KORI TUI AASILI MOR KAACHE, TUI EE MOR AASOL RADHA !!!

"Katto aasila jharhjhaapta, 

katto aasila BADHAA; 

sab paar kori tu aasili mor 

kaache, tui ee mor aasol RADHA. 

Ei Mandir e, hamaader biyaa 

koraaite raaji hoyechen PUJAARI; 

ei Kenduli nodi r upaar e, tor Sardar Baba 

nischoi shuru kore diyechey khojakhuji JAARI. 

Chokh er kon e jal kaney re 

botey, nischoi tuhaar maa r 

katha porishe MONE; 

aarrey seyo tu r mato ee ekjun naari, 

se tur hriday r katha, hriday r byatha, 

aarro bhalo bhujey o JAANE. 

Oi nodi periye jodi choley aasey tor baap 

er goonda lokjon, bosh biyaa r mandap e, 

samay haath e beshi NAAIRE; 

biya koriya, ooh hamaar bondhu Tilua r 

Taxi teh haamraa choley jaabo, ekhaan 

thikey durey, onek DUREY."- Arindam Sain