Tuesday, December 1, 2020

PAAKA KHELOWAAR ER MATO, DHEERE DHEERE CHAARHTE THAAKO MAANZA SUTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Dhorey naao, ami ekjon obhiggyo 
rajnoitik netaa, hotaath jodi kono bahiragato 
chokhra sekhaaye amaake 'Corporate CULTURE'; 
tahole toh amaar kharaap laaga taai khub ee 
swabhabik, kaaron eta ek dharan er 
apomaan ebong maanosik ATYACHAAR.'

BABOOL: 'Dhorey neowaa jaak, je tomaar haath 
er mutho e royeche, paanch paanchtaa JELAA; 
hotath tumi jodi hoye paro besuro ebong bidrohi, 
taahole onek er ee hobe boiki onek JWAALA.'

BABLA: 'Bhoy toh ekta dhukeyi gachey, je 
hotath kore 'Bho Kaatta' hoye jaabena TOH; 
taai paaka khelowaar er mato, dheere 
dheere chaarhte thaako oi maanza SUTO.'

BALA: 'Ek jaayega theke aar ek jaayega e 
jete kintu samay laagena BESHI; 
kintu taar aagey jhaaliye neowaa bhaalo, 
je kaara aasol CHADDOBESHI.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 27, 2020

ATK MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 2-0 IN THE ISL 2020 DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2020 AGAINST SC EAST BENGAL !!!

"Though the SC East Bengal midfielders 
succeeded in being too POSSESSIVE; 
the tackles by the ATK Mohun Bagan 
players were so IMPRESSIVE. 
Pritam led from 
the front, even McHugh 
showed his CLASS; 
as Neville looked weaker, Roy Krishna 
gave 1-0 lead to ATK Mohun Bagan 
after getting a perfect PASS. 
There was surely a doubt whether 
Balwant played as a striker or NOT; 
Arindam denied SC East Bengal, the desired 
equalizer, by saving the Pilkington's SHOT. 
In the counterattack, Manvir scored a perfect 
left footed insurance goal for ATK Mohun 
Bagan after sprinting a long DISTANCE; 
on 27.11.2020, in ISL 2020, ATK Mohun Bagan 
won by 2-0 as SC East Bengal could hardly be 
able to provide any RESISTANCE."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

IF ANY FOOTBALL LOVER IN THIS WORLD HAS HEARD ABOUT 'ARGENTINA'; THEN, IT IS DUE TO THE LEGENDARY FOOTBALLER, 'DIEGO MARADONA' !!!

"If any football lover in this world 
has heard about 'ARGENTINA'; 
then, it is due to the legendary 
footballer, 'Diego MARADONA'. 
Legends are legends in their 
professional arena, despite 
any type of CONTROVERSY; 
now don't ask about the 
reason behind the popularity 
of the 'No. 10' JERSEY'. 
With the football, as a striker, 
he was just UNSTOPPABLE; 
so magical, so mesmerizing, 
so marvelous was his DRIBBLE. 
Some Brazilian supporters may debate 
about the '1986 FIFA World Cup' 
regarding the 'God's HAND'; 
but he also proved that he was an 'One Man 
Army' with his skills by scoring one of the best 
goals of football history against ENGLAND. 
A legendary footballer indeed 
he was with his skillful FOOTBALL; 
throughout the world, his magical 
football was enjoyed by ALL. 
It was Diego Maradona's legs 
which used to make the game 
of football look so ARTISTIC; 
even the footballers of his opponent teams 
used to appreciate that his style of goal 
scoring was absolutely FANTASTIC. 
His passion for football 
was so POWERFUL; 
that even in his childhood poverty days, 
he used to believe that life is so WONDERFUL. 
The man of 'simple, kindhearted, 
charming football crazy character' 
struggled, conquered and won 
so many million HEARTS; 
in the cursed year of 2020, at his age 
of 60, Diego Maradona went to 
God's paradise, and worldwide, 
this sad news really HURTS."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

SAVING THE PSU BANKS HAS A SOCIO-ECONOMIC ESSENCE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Are they indirectly 
supporting any private ORGANIZATION; 
why are they in so much hurry for 
PSU Banks PRIVATIZATION ?'

BABOOL: 'Even private insurance companies 
are using the PSU Banks as their indirect 
selling agents in this competitive AGE; 
no commission gets added to the 
balance sheet of a particular branch, 
but, only a sponsored tour PACKAGE.'

BABLA: 'Privatization of PSU Banks 
will improve the Indian economy 
is indeed an internationally 
motivated high level ILLUSION; 
agricultural and government sponsored 
loans are not getting disbursed by the 
private banks, it is only the PSU Banks 
which are providing financial INCLUSION.'

BALA: 'On one hand, they are 
merging or privatizing PSU Banks 
and on the other hand, they are 
granting new private banking LICENSE; 
'BSNL' was cheaper, but, now, whatever 'Jio' 
charges, you pay, be ready to give rent to banks 
to keep money, so, saving the PSU Banks has 
a socio-economic ESSENCE."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, November 22, 2020

'BEGOON BHAJHA' AAR HOYNI, HOYE GACHE POORO 'PORA BEGOON' !!!

"STREE: 'O maa !  eki, hotath TV teh gaan 
suntey suntey orokom nachcho KANO.'

SWAMI: 'Hotath ee paarad gache neme, amaar 
je khub thanda laagche, taah ki tumi JAANO.'

STREE: 'Aajker toh koi khub ekta thanda 
neyi, tomaar thanda laagche kano, 
nischoi tomaar hoyeche AMBOL.'

SWAMI: 'Rannaghar e daariye ranna korcho, taai 
garam lagche tomaar, gatokaal ee bollam je lep 
gulo baar karo, tumi diley seyi paatla KAMBOL.'

STREE: 'Jaano, baba aar maa dujoneyi 
jakhan baarite thaakto naa, ami o 
break dance KORTAAM; 
aar mobile camera r sahajye 
video kore amaar aager premik er 
'Whatsapp' account e PATHATAAM.'

SWAMI: 'Oh baba ! aager premik er 
chintaa e dekhchi, tomaar chokh e, 
urrey gache GHUM; 
ami toh amaar aager premika r saathe or 
flat e giye ee break dance kortaam, ki jaani, 
kothay kamon ache amaar 'KUMKUM'.'

STREE: 'Uuuh ! otto ee jodi shaukh, 
toh ekhaane ki, jaao naa choley or KAACHE; 
ami o dekhbo tomaader oi premleela r rash 
aaro katokhaani baaki AACHE.'

SWAMI: 'Oi dyakho kaando, tumi tomaar 
aager premik er katha BOLLE; 
taai toh ami o ektu purono premleela r 
smriti teh firey gelaam, BUJHLE.'

STREE: 'Khabardaar ! jodi ami 
konodin o aar tomaar mukh e, 
oi 'Kumkum' er naam suni, 
tahole tumi amaake cheno naa, 
ei sangsaar e laagiye debo AAGOON.'

SWAMI: 'Oho ! shaanto hayo, o khabaar berey 
diyecho, ebaar dinner taa serey felaa jaak, 
dekhecho kaando, amaar saathe jhagra korte 
giye, 'Begoon Bhajha' aar hoyni, hoye 
gache pooro 'Pora BEGOON.''"- Arindam Sain

ROMANCE PROVIDES A SILENT MOTIVATING POWER TO LOVE YOURSELF TO IMPRESS YOUR LOVER, WHICH IS REALLY WONDERFUL !!!

"GIRL: 'Except you, love proposals from 
several boys, towards me were NUMEROUS; 
but, I approached towards you as you are 
too straightforward and HUMOROUS. 
Professionalism is good, but, 
that does not mean that you 
have to become more SERIOUS; 
enjoy the ambience around you fully 
on a positive note, groom yourself 
up and be more GLAMOROUS.'

BOY: 'Is it somewhat true 
that for you, my entry in your 
personal life has been quite BLISSFUL; 
the answer is unknown yet, but, after falling 
in love with me, nowadays, you are trying 
to look more BEAUTIFUL. 
Romance provides a silent 
motivating power to love 
yourself to impress your 
lover, which is really WONDERFUL; 
you are optimistic and believe in 
'live and let live' policy which will 
surely make our love relationship, 
both cute and CHEERFUL."- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 20, 2020

PYAASA HOON MAIN TUMHARI PYAR KA, DEKHNE KE LIYE TUMHE, YEH AANKHEN JAATI HAIN TARAS !!!

"Roz chalti ho apni gaaon 
ki nalkuye ki orh, apni 
sarh pe liye KALAS; 
paani ke liye nahi, pyaasa 
hoon main tumhari pyar ka, dekhne ke 
liye tumhe, yeh aankhen jaati hain TARAS. 
Yeh zaalim duniya ki logon ka kya, 
kahete hee rahete hain, yahaan ke 
log kahete ke hum ko KAMINA; 
ek tarfa hee sahi, phir bhi tumhare liye 
yeh mohabbat shikha rahi hain humko 
sharafat ki zindagi JEENA. 
Tumhre chota bhai, Chintu ke haathon 
bheje teh hum ek chitthi aur 
ek gulaab ke PHOOL; 
ulta ek chitthi bhejh diye tumne ki, tumko 
mere jaisa pagal nahi hain pasand, 
nahi kiya mere pyar ko QABOOL. 
Aab yeh hain mera doosra chitthi, 
dhyaan se padh LENA; 
pata nahi kab, kyon aur kaise, yeh 
dil tumhare liye ho hee gaya DEEWANA. 
Woh sarpanch ke 
ladke se toh hum hain 
bahut hee ACCHE; 
maana ke, ek sanstha ke liye karte hain 
hum wasooli, thoda gundagardi kar ke, 
phir bhi dil ke hain hum ekdum SACCHE. 
Tumhare baap hain 
ekdum SHARAABI; 
isiliye tum logon ke ghar 
mein abhi bhi hain GARIBI. 
Sarpanch aur uska 
beta utha rahe hain 
ish garibi ka 
nazayaz FAAYEDA; 
tumko bhaaga ke le jaane ke liye, hum 
hain taiyaar, kisse shaadi karna chahti ho 
tum, ek chitti likh ke bataao, aakhir tumhari 
mann mein kya hain IRAADA."- Arindam Sain