Tuesday, December 8, 2020

ANTI-INCUMBENCY FACTOR CANNOT BE SUPPRESSED BY USING POLICE FORCE AS INDIA IS A GREAT DEMOCRATIC NATION !!!

"Nowadays, to identify the 
protestors, policemen do use 
purple coloured water CANNON; 
but, is that purple coloured 
chemical dye not harmful for 
humans, this debate is still ON. 
In Siliguri, how come a protestor 
died, if the policemen have 
not fired any BULLETT; 
cannot really deny many 
things as some videos 
went viral on INTERNET. 
Anti-incumbency factor in 
Bangabhoomi is surely on the RISE; 
and even the upcoming 
election results may SURPRISE. 
The death case of Ulen Roy in Siliguri 
Town of Bangabhoomi state must 
go through a detailed INVESTIGATION; 
anti-incumbency factor cannot be suppressed 
by using police force as India is a 
great democratic NATION."- Arindam Sain

TOBU GARIB LOKERAA KINTU SAUT, LOK THOKAAYENA, JODI O POCKET E THAAKE MAATRO DUI PAISA !!!

"Bangabhoomi r garib lokeder taaka, 
kothay haariye galo ki JAANI; 
'Sarada' aar 'Rose Valley' r daulat e, 
kaara jano abaar hoyeo gache besh DHANI. 
Dekho dekhini kaando ! ki daarun 
lok thokaano r 'Chit Fund' BYABSAA; 
tobu garib lokeraa kintu saut, lok thokaayena, 
jodi o pocket e thaake maatro dui PAISAA. 
Mohuaa r daulat e hoy 
boiki ektu adhtu NESHA; 
kiser eto bhoy, por er baar er 
yuddha teh ki neyi jetaar kono ASHA. 
Etodin dhore katorakam bhabheyi 
toh noychhoy hoyeche kato TAAKA; 
ekhan ki taahole, 'naachte naa 
jaanle, uthon BNAAKA'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 7, 2020

AS A FARMER, WHY SHOULD I GIVE 'BROKERAGE CHARGES' AND 'MANDI FEES', RATHER I WILL SELL AT A MAXIMUM PRICE ANYWHERE, THE CROPS LIKE WHEAT, VEGETABLES AND RICE !!!

"BABLOO: 'No ! No ! How dare you 
try to negotiate with us, we will pay 
you Rs.12/- per kilograms only 
on your crop PRODUCTION; 
also, you have to pay us some 
'brokerage charges' and 'mandi fees' 
and if you try to sell it anywhere else, 
you may face a huge TAXATION.'

BABOOL: 'As per the new farming bill, 
we will buy all your crops at Rs.20/- per 
kilograms and if you sign with our 
corporate firm, a 'contract farming' 
business partnership AGREEMENT; 
then believe us, your local crops will go 
global with our marketing strategies, 
modern storage facilities and at a 
free of cost, efficient distribution 
and transport ARRANGEMENT.'

BABLA: 'We protest this new farming bill 
as we, the middlemen will become poor, 
and these poor farmers will become RICH; 
even our state government will not get 
the 'mandi fees', our monopoly will end 
as these farmers will go out of our REACH.'

BALA: 'See the fun ! A group of 
middlemen and politicians don't 
want the poor farmers to get the 
maximum 'Minimum Support PRICE'; 
as a farmer, why should I give 'brokerage 
charges', 'mandi fees', rather I will sell at 
a maximum price anywhere, the crops like 
wheat, vegetables and RICE.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 6, 2020

SABMILIYE BANGABHOOMI R RAJNEETI EKHAN JOMJOMAAT O JOMPESH BOIKI, DEKHA JAAK KON DAL HOY PRATHAM STHAAN ER ADHIKAARI !!!

"Emniteyi chaturdikey 
durneeti r kato bojhaa 
chepechey GHAARHEY; 
taar opor Comrade 'Sushanta' 
firchey junglemahal e, aar 
Bidrohi 'Bimal' firchey PAHAARREY. 
Aar ekjon eto apomaan aar kotukatha 
sojjhyo koreyo koreni PROSTHAAN; 
kintu ekhano parjyonto spasto o 
korte paareni taar ABOSTHAAN. 
Ekjon er anugaami r sankhya o baarche, 
baarche janopriyota, kaaron nijeder 
moddheyi je legey gache yuddha, ekhan 
era ek e apor ke churhchey KAADAA; 
ganotantro naa thaakle ki aar, tekey 
kono sanghatan, jato ee bhalo laaguk 
dekhte oi 'Diego Maradona' r 'Argentina' r 
jersey r rang, jaa kina neel aar SAADAA. 
Kondikey vote debe 'Motua', 
'Musalmaan', 'Aadivasi' o 'GORKHA'; 
jaa rajnoitik garam, ei seethkaal e o, duaarey 
duaarey giye, chalaate hocche PAAKHA. 
Ekhan abaar krishak raa 
jekhaane khushi giye beshi daam e, 
bikri korte paarbe taader FASAL; 
tathyaprajukti r yug botey, taai fasal er 
beshi daam paabe boiki, nitey hobe na 
kono mahajan er theke kono wrin er AASAL. 
Rajya sarkaari chaakri r likhito 
parikkha e pass korle ki hobe, 
panel je katobaar hoye galo BAATEEL; 
club er chele gulo taaka peye korche kato ee 
naa furti, raasta e kato notun aalo, aar kato 
baari r rang hoye galo saadaa aar NEEL. 
Sabmiliye Bangabhoomi r rajneeti ekhan 
jomjomaat o jompesh boiki, dekha jaak 
kon dal hoy pratham sthaan er ADHIKAARI; 
ekhan sab voter der mon e hoteyi paare, je roj 
bhaath daal khete bosleyi, choley aaschey 
katorakam er TARKAARI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST AUSTRALIA TO WIN THE T-20 SERIES ON 06.12.2020 !!!

"The early dominance of 
Indian bowling started to FADE; 
as it was a good knock of 58 runs 
as a skipper by WADE. 
Natarajan's bowling figure of 20/2 
was both economical and IMPRESSIVE; 
not only Smith, even the other Australian 
batsmen looked quite AGGRESSIVE. 
At Sydney, on 6th December 2020, KL Rahul 
started to play freely after a Tye's 'Free HIT'; 
suddenly Shikhar changed his gear and 
his knock of 52 runs became SUPERHIT. 
But, it was not ENOUGH; 
as the required run rate was becoming TOUGH. 
Virat was on 
his victorious RIDE; 
but got tricked by a Daniel's delivery 
which could have been a 'WIDE'. 
Hardik was initially 
struggling to hit the BALL; 
but, Shreyas hit a six to Zampa in such a 
style, it looked as if the ground is so SMALL. 
After missing to hit some of the deliveries 
while chasing a winning target of 
195 runs, Hardik changed his BAT; 
and then India won by 6 wickets to win the 
T-20 series, as Hardik pounced on them 
like a big wild CAT."- Arindam Sain

HEY MAANAV, MRITYU EE JE AASOL SATYA, AAJ JAA BARTMAN, KAAL TAA ITIHAAS; TOMRAA OBOSYO MAJHEMODDHEYI BOLE THAAKO, 'PRAKRITI R PARIHAAS' !!!

"MAANAV: 'Ei 2020 saal er 
mahamaari teh, kato ee naa 
dekhlaam aamraa MRITYU; 
othocho sabai ke bolte sunechi, 
je aamraa ee naaki sabtheke 
shaktisaali aar samaajik JONTU. 
Saara biswajurey, 
sattyi ee, katojon ee 
je galo MAARA; 
dushan o jaa berechey baataash e, 
raat er akash e, dekhaa o jaayena 
bhalo kore, oi sab 'TAARA'.'

YAMRAJ: 'Hey maanav, mrityu ee je 
aasol 
satya, aaj jaa bartaman, kaal taa ITIHAAS; 
tomraa obosyo majhemoddheyi 
bole thaako, 'Prakriti r PARIHAAS'. 
Proti shataabdi teh, 
aasbeyi aasbe, 
ekbaar kore MAHAMAARI; 
ekhan mrityu niye eto dukkho, othocho kato 
mrityu ee toh hoy jakhaan biswayuddha r 
naam e, hoy kato MAARAMAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 4, 2020

OH ! WHAT A LADY BARTENDER; SO SWEET, SMART AND SLENDER !!!

"Oh ! what a lady BARTENDER; 
so sweet, smart and SLENDER ! 
At the first sight, my heart was gone 
as she was there to do the PLUNDER; 
for the first time, within my heart, 
I experienced a THUNDER. 
I found her on 'TINDER'; 
and really she is such a WONDER. 
Due to poverty, she borrowed some 
money from a MONEYLENDER; 
who is basically a 
playboy cum PHILANDER. 
The entire loan got repaid 
back by this ISLANDER; 
she left her job and I married her, as 
for me, there was no other CONTENDER. 
To find a perfect place 
to settle down as a perfect 
married couple, we started to WANDER; 
thanks to our Almighty for sending to me 
such a beautiful angel, who has a romantic 
heart which is also quite TENDER."- Arindam Sain