Wednesday, April 28, 2021

NIRBACHAN ER POR E HOYTO OI WHEELCHAIR TAA AAR KAAJEY LAAGBENA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Eseche katudur e, korte dekha 
amader saathe, oi wheelchair e BOSEY; 
dekhle tomraa, bujhle tomraa, je 
katokhaani amader ke BHAALOBAASEY.'

BABOOL: 'Jodi o tamon kichu ee hoyni, 
tobu o tarka r khaatir e jodi dhoreyo 
niyi, je paa BHENGECHE; 
taahole o ki etodin plaster laagaano 
thaake, baa etodin wheelchair e boste 
laage, dibyi toh dekhchi paa DOLACCHE. 
Aasoley school e baa college e, 
ekhan pass fail neyi, toder oi graduation 
degree r certificate amaake aar 
dekhaashne, onek hoyeche THAAK; 
aami takhankaar din er Class VIII pass 
kora cheley, toder theke o bhaalo 
darkhaasto likhte paari ebong toder 
theke aami onek beshi CHAALAAK.'

BAABLA: 'Tobe eto naatak kore ki kono 
laabh holo, odike bodhoy jordaar 
aayeen er jaal e fesechey KESTO; 
keyu toh nischoi koreche biswaasghaatakota, 
koreche gopon tathya faash, 
eta ekdum SPASTO.' 

BALA: 'Nirbachan er por e 
hoyto oi wheelchair taa 
aar kaajey LAAGBENA; 
ekhaan Bangabhoomi r graam er maanush 
kintu jothesto ee chaalaak chatur hoyeche, 
taai sahaj e boka banaano JAABENA. 
Tobe ekta 'Mahajot' er gandho onekeyi 
pacche, taai gerua shibir er aaro beshi 
seat paaowa taa kintu besh JAROORI; 
aar Corona ke oto bhoy pabaar kichu neyi, 
swasthya bidhi maanleyi hobe, aar korte 
hobe 'Night Curfew' JAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

DC LOST THE MATCH AGAINST RCB JUST BY 1 RUN ON 27.04.2021 !!!

"When all other big batsmen 
of RCB failed to SURVIVE; 
de Villiers fully dominated on the 
DC bowlers and scored a superb 75. 
On 27.04.2021, while 
chasing decent score of 171; 
both Shikhar and Smith failed to 
deliver, and Prithvi scored just 21. 
Harshal Patel increased his wickets 
tally as his bowling figure was 37/2; 
and he hunted down the dangerous 
Marcus Stoinis at his score of 22. 
The required run rate was rising, but, 
for DC, the game was still not OVER; 
as Shimron Hetmyer showed his talent 
and actually what he can DELIVER. 
Rishabh Pant played a 
captain's knock of 58; 
but lost it against RCB just by 1 run 
despite giving up a good FIGHT."- Arindam Sain

Monday, April 26, 2021

EKTU KICHU SHARIR E ASWASTHI HOLEYI, OSUDH KHEYE NEBEN NAA DUMDAAM !!!

"Ektu kichu sharir e aswasthi holeyi, 
osudh kheye neben naa DUMDAAM; 
osudh er paarswopratikriya r jonnyo 
hoye boiki onek netibaachak PARINAAM; 
pahaar er ucchota e, 
oxygen kom, taai path 
cholte hoy dheere DHEEREY; 
yog byaam emni emni biswabikyaato hoyni, 
ei yog byaam korle, oxygen er maatra 
abaar swabhabhik chhondey FEREY. 
Byaam korun, baa douraan, baa 
korun kheladulaa, pratidin jano 
shorir theke beroye khub GHAAM; 
jakhan ee ektu shorir klaanto laagbe, kono 
energy drink baa energy tablet khaaben naa, 
sudhu chupchaap nin sampoorna BISHRAAM. 
Konodin ki kheye dekhechen 
ektu nooon aar lebu mere, oi motaa 
chaal er bhaath er garam FYAAN; 
protidin oi paau ruti aar maakhan kintu 
apnaar hriday r khoti kore, bhabhben 
naa je dicchi sudhu GYAAN. 
Paantha bhaath kintu Cancer rog ke 
pratirodh kore, taai bhaath ektu baasi 
holeyi, feley deben naa sudhu SUDHU; 
konodin ki kheyechen aakh er gurh 
diye knaacha chhola, baa knaacha 
holud er saathe ektu MADHU. 
Naak korteyi paare ektu chinchin, 
mon e hobe, jano niyechen ektu NASSYI; 
roj khabaar chesta korun 
ontoto ek glass LASSI. 
Pratidin bikeley, khaan boiki shosha, 
aapel, musumbi lebu, aangur o KALAA; 
mask porun, aar Corona sankraman rukhte 
bandho hok je kono MELAA."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 26.04.2021 !!!

"In terms of tight bowling with a figure 
of 13/1, Shivam Mavi emerged as a HERO; 
as due to him only, Chris Gayle 
of PBKS got out at ZERO. 
Sunil Narine took two wickets 
to come back in some FORM; 
due to Chris Jordan's fightback, from 98/8, the 
PBKS innings slightly started to TRANSFORM. 
Prasidh Krishna did a great job in the bowling 
department with his bowling figure of 30/3; 
Chris Jordan's speedy 30, helped 
PBKS to put up a total of 123. 
While chasing, KKR lost 3 wickets 
at their team score of 17; 
sprinting down a long way, what a fantastic 
diving catch by Ravi Bishnoi it has BEEN. 
Rahul Tripathi and Eoin Morgan 
ensured a partnership which 
is steady and SLOW; 
KKR easily won the match by 5 wickets 
on 26.04.2021 as the target was 
comparatively quite LOW."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, April 22, 2021

TO ALLOW THE FRESH AIR TO COME IN, OPEN THE WINDOWS OF THE ROOM; ENJOY EATING CURRIES MADE OF JACKFRUIT, SOYABEAN OR MUSHROOM !!!

"To allow the fresh air to come in, 
open the windows of the ROOM; 
enjoy eating curries made of 
jackfruit, soyabean or MUSHROOM. 
Keep your mind relaxed, 
stay positive, optimistic 
and don't be in a HURRY; 
it is beneficial for health, 
if you eat banana flower curry 
or banana stem CURRY. 
Don't forget to drink 
'Turmeric mixed Milk' or 
'Honey mixed Warm Water' even if you 
wake up in the morning somewhat LATE; 
'mango pickles' or 'green mango chaatni' 
are good at lunch or dinner, whereas at 
evening hours, enjoy drinking apple juice 
or have a bite on 'Amul' Dark CHOCOLATE. 
Increase the frequency of drinking waters 
at short and regular intervals so that your 
throat never becomes too DRY; 
while having dinner or lunch, at least 
bite one green chilli, sometimes, you 
must also eat sweetish pumpkin FRY. 
'Dilution 30 doses' of some 
homeopathy medicines may 
turn out to be very SPECIAL; 
two drops of 'Arsenicum Album 
diluted 30' diluted in 30 ml water, 
after every 15 days is BENEFICIAL; 
Two drops of 'Bryonia Alba 
diluted 30' diluted in 30 ml water 
may be taken once in a WEEK; 
'Belladona' or 'Allium Cepa' medicines 
are useful during fever with runny nose 
and if your body starts feeling too WEAK. 
Use of 'Nux Vomica' is 
a good move indeed 
during INDIGESTION; 
generally, in mild cough and cold cases, 
'Rhus Toxicodendron' can be used 
without so much HESITATION. 
Switch to lemon tea from 
milk tea for the time being 
on a temporary BASIS; 
if you don't like tea, then hot coffee is more 
beneficial than milk tea as per several 
medical expert's ANALYSIS."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

NIRAB GANATAANTRIK PRATIBAAD ER PRATIK HOYE UTHUK OI EVM ER BOTAAM !!!

"Bangabhoomi r ek mantri 
koreche prokashye GAALAGAALI; 
kichu chullukhor bangaali raa hoyto 
taai shuneyi diyeche HAATHTAALI. 
Ke jano bolechilo je 
Kolkata ke baanaabe 
mini PAKISTAN; 
etaai ki tobe notun Bangabhoomi r 
sanskriti jekhaane proshashonik dwaaitye 
thaakbe sab gunda aar MASTAAN. 
Ekhan praaye odhikaangsho 
sadharan maanush bujhtey paarche, 
je kaake bole durniti r JWAALA; 
oi chit fund gulo e, kato taaka ee nasto 
hoyeche, takhan je era bujhtey paareni, je 
otaa o chilo ekta rajnoitik JAATRAPAALA. 
Kono ek merudandoheen bangaali ke jiggesh 
kora holo, 'Accha, aagey je lok taa Mayor 
chilo, se byata prokasye dicche gaalagaali, 
eta ki thik hocche, apnaar ki mon e HOY'; 
takhan seyi bheetu bangaali bollo, 'Dekhun 
emniteyi shashak dal er gunda raa jaake 
taake guli kore maarche, taai kichu bolte 
chaaina, amader je laage khub BHOY.' 
Aapni ekta sadharan maanush hisebe 
ganotaantrik prokriyaa e vote DILEN; 
taar badoley sudhu atyaachar 
aar aatanka ee PELEN. 
Aapnaara vote diyechen boleyi kintu jekono 
mantri paaye paanch bachor er jonnyo 
ekta osthaayi chaakri, kaajeyi seyi 
mantri ke aapnaara ee korechen NIYOG; 
taahole aapnader shirhdaara taai bnekey galo 
kano, bhetho bangaali noy, baagha bangaali 
hote hobe ebaar, apnaader vote er maddhyam 
ei hoye nirbachan er falaafal er jog o BIYOG. 
Oi duskriti raa jato ee 
maaruk HAATH E; 
aapni dhoirjyo dhorun, aar sathik 
samay, maarun oder ke BHAATH E. 
Nirab ganotaantrik 
pratibaad er pratik hoye 
uthuk oi EVM er BOTAAM; 
'Cut Money' r jwaala seyi bojhe, 
je upaarjon kore, paaye feley 
nijer maatha r GHAAM."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 18, 2021

AASOLEY MAANUSH ER JEEVAN ER CHEYE O, VOTE TAAI HOYECHE BESHI DAAMI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaak baacha gyalo, 
jehetu Corona firey eseche ABAAR; 
oi gerua shibir er meeting michil e 
lokjon kom aasbe EBAAR.'

BABOOL: 'Arrey toraa toh oi 
sankhyalaghu der vote taai PAAS; 
oi votebank taai toh 
toder turup er TAAS.'

BAABLA: 'Corona abaar fireche 
maane, abaar lokjon firey paabe 
seyi 2020 saal er SMRITI; 
raasta e kukur chaagol er mato pore thekeche 
maanush er mritodeho aar haspaatal 
gulo koreche din e, dupur e DAKAATI; 
aaj Corona report positive, toh aar ek 
jaayega e, oi report taai negative, maane 
swaasthya daptar e o dhukey gache DURNEETI; 
jwalaani tel er daam er 50% GST rajya sarkar 
paaye, othocho raasta e ekta bekaar michil 
baar kore, choley nongra RAJNEETI.'

BALA: 'Accha muslim holeyi oder keyi 
vote ditey hobe, kothay lekha aachey, 
muslim raa ki oi mahila r KREETODAAS; 
kano Bangladeshi muslim aar Rohingya 
muslim raa aamader Bangabhoomi r 
onek jomi dakhal kore, korche BASOBAAS. 
Koi konodin toh dekhini 
jeh kono Bangabhoomi r 
muslim Bangladesh e giye 
korchey dakhal kaaro r JOMI; 
ghar er chele ra khete paayena, othocho 
baairer cheleder proti eto darad, aasoley 
maanush er jeevan er cheye o, vote taai 
hoyeche beshi DAAMI.'"- Arindam Sain