OFFICE MEIN KYA KARNE AATI HO; SIRF GOSSIP, RAMP WALK AUR FASHION SHOW !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'It is for us only, 

the employees of this organization 

are feeling so MOTIVATED; 

even we are trying to provide 

training to the employees who are 

less knowledgeable and UNDERRATED.  

Our main focus is to 

reduce the attrition RATE; 

as after the pandemic situation, 

it can become too LATE.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'The attrition 

rate is increasing because of the 

callous HR MANAGEMENT; 

when it comes to proper manpower mapping 

to complete a project, you guys are so 

pathetic in people ARRANGEMENT. 

That's why, we often ask a valid 

question, 'Office mein kya karne aati HO; 

sirf gossip, ramp walk 

aur fashion SHOW.'"- Arindam Sain

SAADHE KI AAR PRAKASHITO HOYNA PRAKASYE, OI MEDHA TAALIKA; EMNI EMNI KI AAR, KICHU LOK HOTATH BAANIYE FELLO ATTALIKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ektu dekhben Sir ! 

Praaye paanch bachor aagey diye 

rekhechi ponero lakkho TAAKA; 

etodin er pratikkha r por, kaal 

'Personal Interview' ditey jaabe 

amaar ador er KHOKHA'. 

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! taaka jakhan 

diyeyi diyechen, thaakun nischinto, 

prashno kora hobe khub ee sahaj SARAL; 

tobe Interview Panel e jaara thaakben, 

taader jonnyo ektu byabostha kore 

deben 'Teachers' jaatiyo TARAL.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Ekdum kicchu chinta korben 

naa, Sir, aami toh aasole chop muri aar 

madh er dokaan ee CHALAAI; 

tobe aami nijey konodin somrash paan 

korina, liver kharaap hoye jaabe, kintu amaar 

dokaan e daarun bikri hoy bangla CHOLAAI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Saadhe ki aar prakashito 

hoyena prakasye, oi medhaa TAALIKA; 

emni emni ki aar, kichu lok hotath 

baaniye fello ATTALIKA.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'HIRAK RAJAR DESH' ER KUYO THEKE EDER KE KORE AANTE HOBE BAAR; TOBE JODI EI BISWAAYAN ER KATHIN PRATIYOGITA E, BANGAALI JAATI TAAR PURONO GAURAB FIREY PAAYE ABAAR !!!

"Jakhan Pradhan Mantri hobaar ekta subarno 

sujog peyechilen Bangabhoomi r 'JYOTI'; 

takhan Somnath Babu hoyechilen 

ashantusto, ei naa holey Bangaali JAATI. 

Bangabhoomi teh Rohingya raa esey daapiye 

beraak, taate naaki neyi kono BHOOL; 

kintu ekjon Bangaali, kendriya pratirakkha 

mantri holeyi, hoye jaaye eder CHOKKHUSHOOL. 

Purbabanga r Hindu der proti kano eto 

raag, Bangla sahitya teh eenader o

royeche jothestho ABODAAN; 

itihaas er paata ektu oltaaleyi bojhaa 

jaaye, je swaadhinata sangram e o 

era diyeche onek BALIDAAN. 

Ekhano Bangabhoomi r onek 

jaayega e, kano ei Purbabanga r 

Hindu raa SHARANARTHI; 

aar kodin por e hoyto dekhaa jaabe 

je oi Rohingya der ee onekjon hoye 

jaabe nirbachan er PRAARTHI. 

Uttarbanga, Rarhbanga 

aar Darjeeling er maanush 

jon ekhano onektaai ABOHELITO; 

prashashan kintu din din Kolkata kendrik 

hoye jacche, ebong sudhumaatro Kolkata r 

neta netri dwaara ee PARICHAALITO. 

Kono obangaali esey chhori guriye 

jaak, taate neyi kono SAMASYA; 

kintu kono bangaali r unnati holeyi, 

taar biruddhe rotaaye era KUTSAA. 

Ki Rabindranath Tagore, ki Satyajit Ray, 

eenaara konodin ee Bangaali jaati ke 

niye korenni gorbito BODH; 

kaaron ei jaati r moddhe kono ekotaa neyi, nijer 

swaartha chhara kichu bojhena, beshi chalaak 

bhaabe, kintu odhikangsho ee NIRBODH. 

Taai toh Kabiguru ek baar 

bolechilen, 'Rekhecho Bangaali 

kore, maanush KARONI'; 

kintu ei Bangaali ee abaar, Bangabhoomi r 

baaire geley, vidya o buddhi r daulat e, 

pooro bodle daaye DHARONI. 

Oi 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er ondhokaar 

kuyo theke eder ke kore 

aante hobe BAAR; 

tobe jodi ei biswaayan er kathin 

pratiyogita e, Bangaali jaati taar purono 

gaurab firey paaye ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

BUS, TRAM AAR METRO RAIL O CHOLCHE, SUDHU LOCAL TRAIN KEYI GYALO BHULEY !!!

"Naameyi 'Lockdown', dokaanpat, 

bazaar, sab ee toh gyalo KHULEY; 

bus, tram aar metro rail o cholche, 

sudhu local train keyi gyalo BHULEY. 

Jehetu Corona PARISTHITHI; 

taai office gulo e 50% UPOSTHITHI. 

Kintu oi 50% kormi der ke jete toh 

hocche office e, jehetu office KHOLAA; 

othocho raasta e, bus er sankhya kom, 

sab bus er dorjaa e, bheerh BAADURJHOLAA. 

Staff Special train cholche, 

kintu taate aar kothaye bojaaye 

thaakche samaajik DURATTWO; 

beshi sankhyak bus, tram, metro rail 

aar train cholle, tobeyi toh bheerh kom 

hobe, seyi byapar e, neyi kono GURUTTWO. 

Corona r tritiyo dheu e, hoyto baa 

ektu kom hobe SANKRAMAN; 

kintu obostha kharap kore debe, 

jaake korbe AAKRAMAN."- Arindam Sain

BINAAMULYE EE KHAAOWAANO UCHIT CHILO, TOBE JODI SEYI JOMAA JAL EKTU ADHTU JETO KOMEY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ki byapar, eto lok 

kano daariye ache line e, sakaal SAKAAL; 

besh ranna o hocche dekhchi sabji r 

tarkaari, bhaath aar DAAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Arrey, oto prashno 

kiser, chupchaap ei line e daariye JAAN; 

maatro 5 taaka e, ei 'Maa Canteen' e 

petpurey sabji bhaath KHAAN.'

KALIKINKAR: 'E toh dekhchi Tamil Nadu r 

'Amma Canteen' er aadoleyi TAIRI; 

taar maane Bangabhoomi Sarkar er kaache 

bhalo ee taaka paisa royeche MAAIRI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aamra sabaai jaani, 

sab ee bujhi, kothaakar jal kothay goriye, 

aasoley kothay aache JOMEY; 

aamaar mat e, binaamulye ee khaaowaano 

uchit chilo, tobe jodi seyi jomaa jal 

ektu adhtu jeto KOMEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MUSKURAAYO ZAROOR, PAR BYAPAAR MEIN MUNAAFA BANAAYE RAKHNE KE LIYE, MAARTE RAHO DAANDA !!!

"SHAAKHA PRABANDHAK: 'Mahoday, kya 

bataayein dukh ki baat, jab hum sirf 

Scale-I 'Adhikari' teh, tab thaa 

woh din ekdum SHAANDAAR; 

jab se Scale-II 'Shaakha Prabandhak' 

baane, tab har over mein bouncer aur 

yorker aata hain, ballebaazi nahi ho 

paati hain pehle jaisa DHUAANDAAR.'

ANCHAL PRABANDHAK: 'Woh 

aaraam ke din GAYO; 

aab har kshetra mein 

pratiyogita ke din AAYO. 

Jung ke maidan mein, 

lahu hamesha garam 

rahena chaiye, yeh ho 

naa jaaye THAANDA; 

duniya mein ghath rahi hain imaandaari, 

badh rahi hain dhokadaari, muskuraayo zaroor, 

par byapaar mein munaafa banaaye rakhne 

ke liye, maarte raho DAANDA.'"- Arindam Sain

IN MANY A CASES, THE PROBLEMS MAY VERY WELL AMPLIFY; IF BEFORE GIVING ANY OF YOUR HOUSE OR FLAT ON RENT TO ANY PERSON, IF YOU DON'T VERIFY !!!

"In many a cases, the 

problems may very well AMPLIFY; 

if before giving any of your house or flat 

on rent to any person, if you don't VERIFY. 

Policemen have always requested 

the landlords to provide the 

tenants INFORMATION; 

so that, the cops and the

intelligence officers can secretly 

do the necessary VERIFICATION. 

In the Indo-China, Indo-Bangladesh 

and Indo-Pak border areas states, 

beware, as our enemy nations can anytime 

activate any terrorist group sleeper CELL; 

So many anti-socials are roaming in different 

gangs in disguise to do criminal acts and 

loot your house, so, don't open the door 

straightaway just after hearing the calling BELL. 

The Intelligence Officers at the back end 

and the Secret Encounter Officers at the 

front end are active, steady and to create 

perfect traps, they are intentionally SLOW; 

but, without the cooperation and 

vigilance from the common people 

of all local areas, they cannot give 

those terrorists a big BLOW. 

Be a spy like Byomkesh Bakshi, 

Feluda, Kiriti or Kakababu, even 

if your parents consider you 

as an useless FELLOW; 

if you find anything suspicious 

in your locality, just provide timely 

information to the cops as they know 

how to track and FOLLOW."- Arindam Sain