Thursday, August 5, 2021

MERGER OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS HAS SURELY EXPOSED THAT THE PSU BANKS HAVE POOR IT INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Merger of several PSU Banks has 
surely exposed that the PSU Banks 
have poor IT INFRASTRUCTURE; 
as if a football coach is motivating 
striker to score goals who is suffering 
from a mild knee FRACTURE. 
With upgraded and modern IT infrastructure, 
the private banks are finding it easier 
to do market CAPTURE; 
as the drivers of PSU Banks 
are frequently experiencing the 
cases of tyre PUNCTURE. 
Synergy may be positive now, 
but, it may easily become negative 
at the next JUNCTURE; 
as because, towards the IT infrastructure 
modernization, the top management 
of PSU Banks still have a callous NATURE. 
Prompt and smooth services are of 
top priority to any customer, not just a 
smiling face and a nice GESTURE; 
if the IT infrastructure remains pathetic like 
this in PSU Banks, then 'privatization' will 
become a necessity in the very near FUTURE. 
Be it 'Niti Aayog', be it 'RBI', 
be it 'Finance Ministry', it is 
quite easy for them to give 
any high level LECTURE; 
but, the poor condition of IT infrastructure 
in PSU Banks cannot be suppressed 
by showcasing in front of 'Modi 2.0 
Government', a rosy PICTURE."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

TRIPURA E GIYE KORCHE HOI HOI; AAR BANGABHOOMI TEH CHARIDIKEY JAL THOI THOI !!!

"Barshakaal hok baa naa hok, 
jodi naa o thaake bhora KOTAAL; 
tobu o ektu adhik bristi holeyi 
baanbhashi hoye jaaye 'GHATAAL'; 
aar Silpara, Bhawanipore, Park Street, 
Maniktala, Parnashree Pally aar 
Maheshtala r obostha toh aaro BEHAAL; 
pourasabha ke eto tax deowaa hocche, 
tobu o nikaashi byabostha r neyi kono 
unnati, aaro beshi jal jomche AAJKAAL. 
Tripura e giye korche HOI HOI; 
aar Bangabhoomi teh charidikey jal THOI THOI; 
jato ee oi nichu talaa r netaa gulo ke 
apni khoawaan rasogolla aar misti DOI; 
samasya gulo toh bereyi choleche, 
egulo r aar samadhan hocche KOI. 
Besh, meneyi nilaam, je, prochur vote 
peye khamota e eseche, jodi o herey 
gache ekta samay r 'AGNIKANYA'; 
taah boley eto taai abonati ghotbe, 
je ektu nimnochaap er jerey beshi 
bristi holeyi, hoye jaabe BANYA. 
Kolkata r ekhan jaa abostha, aar 
paanch bachar por, majhemoddheyi 
raasta e nouka naamate HOBE; 
jato ee jal jantrana hok naa kano, 
office jaatri raa besh mojaa korte korte, 
nouka e kore office e JAABE."- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 2, 2021

SAVE THE TIGERS, SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT !!!

"If the poachers are 
allowed to pull the TRIGGER; 
then a day will come, when 
there will be no TIGER. 
All poachers must get a strict non bailable 
punishment after their immediate ARREST; 
point to be noted, that without the presence 
of tigers, there will be no big FOREST. 
So, save the tigers, 
save the ENVIRONMENT; 
learn to love and respect the 'Mother Nature' , 
otherwise, be prepared to get PUNISHMENT. 
It is a tough job for all the forest officers 
to keep strict vigilance on poachers 
by applying different TACTICS; 
the good news is that the 
population of tigers are on the rise 
as per latest STATISTICS."- Arindam Sain

Friday, July 30, 2021

ETA THIK SEYI, GHAR ER KHEYE BON ER MOSH TAARANO R MATO; BHAGGYO BHAALO JE TRIPURA R LOKJON EDER KE BOLENI 'BAHIRAGATO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Eta thik seyi, ghar er 
kheye bon er mosh taarano r MATO; 
bhaggyo bhaalo je Tripura r lokjon 
eder ke boleni 'BAHIRAGATO'.'

BABOOL: '2023 e Tripura e vote, 2024 e 
Lok Sabha vote, ekhan ei 2021 e ki, 
ei sab niye bhabh baar KATHA; 
taai kono dal er netaa bisesh 
patta o dicche naa, ekhan eisab 
niye taader neyi kono maatha BYATHA.'

BABLA: 'Katogulo pourasabha r 
vote ee holo naa ekhano 
parjyanto, royeche BAAKI; 
aar ei Corona kaal e, khaali uponirbachan er 
bypaar e korche chathphath, abaar 
ki herey jabaar bhoy ache NAAKI.'

BALA: 'Druto uponirbachan chaaye, 
othocho local train BANDHO; 
ki darun lockdown hocche, jano aamra dekhte 
pacchina, jano aamra ANDHO.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 29, 2021

JAKHAN EE KAALO MEGH GULO PROCHUR BRISTI NIYE AASE; TAKHAN EE DEKHI KOLKATA SAHO JELAA GULO O BESH BHALO EE BHAASE !!!

"Jakhan ee kaalo megh 
gulo prochur bristi niye AASE; 
takhan ee dekhi Kolkata saho 
jelaa gulo o besh bhalo ee BHAASE. 
Saradin dhore bristi hole, khichuri 
khete era khub ee BHALOBAASE; 
behaal nikaashi byabostha, taai 
bristi holeyi jal jome proti MAASHE. 
Kothay jano haariye 
gache onekgulo NAALA; 
kono kono jaayega e, din er por din, jal 
jomeyi thaake, se abaar aar ek JWAALA. 
Kono kaaj ee jakhan korena, takhan 
laagiye deowaa ee bhaalo kichu 
pourasabha office e TAALA; 
kato chechamechi hoy, hoy kato 
bikkhobh, kintu kichu councilor 
gulo bodhoy kaan e KAALA. 
Ahetuk binaa kaaron e, keteyi 
dilo katogulo GAACH; 
ekhan maath er jomaa jal e, 
taai bhaase pukur er MAACH. 
Jemni baarche surya r TAAP; 
temni ghanoghano hocche NIMNOCHAAP. 
Prakriti je ekhan 
gache bejaaye KHEPE; 
taai se taandav o chalacche 
dhaape DHAAPE."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

PARIKKHA EE DILO NAA OTHOCHO ETOGULO CHHATRO CHHATRI HOYE GALO FAIL, KHUB EE SWABHABIK, JE, MON ER BHETORE JOMECHE KKHOBH !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ekadash shreni teh uthey 
amaar choto cheley taa ditey paarlo 
naa shikkhak der ke beshi kore TEL; 
taai bodhoy amaar medhaabi choto chele 
taa 2021 saal er uccha madhyamik 
parikkha e, kore galo FAIL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Parikkha ee dilo naa 
othocho etogulo chhatro chhatri hoye 
galo fail, khub ee swabhabik, je, 
mon er bhetore jomeche KKHOBH; 
ebong taai jonnyo ee praaye pratidin ee 
khabor pacchi, je school gulo e 
cholchey bhaangchur, shikkhak 
gheraao aar BIKKHOBH.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Bhaablam je ei shikkha 
mantri ontoto ektu bhaalo hobe, 
korbe kichu notun kaaj SHURU; 
kintu uni toh school kotripokkher opor 
dosh chaapiye diyeyi khalaash, sab ee 
dekhchi ek ee goaal er ee GORU.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Eta kintu khaasha 
bolecho bhayaa, accha, ei Corona 
kaal e, class ee toh tamon hoyni, 
mulyaayon taa thik holo KIBHABHE; 
class ee jakhan hoyni, sabai ke koreyi dito 
pass, parikkha diye fail koreche, seta meney 
neowaa jaaye, sabaar uccha madhyamik 
parikkha neowaa hok TOBE.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

AFTER LOSING IN THE NANDIGRAM SEAT, SOMEONE IS DAY DREAMING TOO BIG; IT IS LIKE A BALD HEADED PERSON WEARING A WIG !!!

"After losing in the Nandigram seat, 
someone is day dreaming too BIG; 
it is like a bald headed 
person wearing a WIG. 
In Bangabhoomi, the word, 
'Democracy' is at STAKE; 
when the voters vote for any Lok Sabha 
election, they generally don't do any MISTAKE. 
For the 'Mahagathbandhan' in 2024 Lok Sabha 
election, who will be their real LEADER; 
is a spicy topic indeed to guess and 
gossip for any newspaper READER. 
Will there be a defeat 
again in the BY-ELECTION; 
as there is anger and dissatisfaction 
among a certain SECTION. 
So to popularize indirectly, the 
'Delhi Chalo' campaign is given too 
much hype with a political INTENTION; 
as the war of 'Honest Leader' Vs 'Corrupted 
Leader' has already started, so, again for TMC, 
it will be tough to maintain RETENTION. 
Except NCP and especially INC, 
no other political party is showing 
too much INTEREST; 
majority of the regional parties are happy 
with their local administration where they 
are performing at their level BEST. 
The same age old 'dynasty politics' 
of INC is getting played on 
the 'Punjab CAPTAIN'; 
even after making a talented Bengali politician, 
the President of India, someone from a 
particular dynasty failed to GAIN."- Arindam Sain