Tuesday, September 21, 2021

ONEK POURASABHA TEH, EKTU BRISTI HOLEYI, JOMCHE JAL, BAARCHE BHOGAANTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Arrey mashai, raakhun 
apnaar Bhawanipore seat aar 
taar vote er FALAAFAL; 
boli ei khabor taa ki raakhen, je, 
seyi jaayega gulo teyo jal jomche, 
jekhaane konodin ee jomto naa JAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aasole, ei bachor e 
khub bristi hocche toh, taai jekhaane 
sekhaane jal jacche JOMEY; 
jodi o tarpor abaar du din 
por, jal jaaye nemey, jakhan 
bristi ekdum jaaye KOMEY.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Se toh kichu kichu rog 
emni ee jaaye serey, jodi kono daktaar 
ke, keyu naa o DEKHAAYE; 
kintu oi sab rog er samay, shorir e 
khub kasto hoy boiki, taai se daktaar 
dekhiye, katogulo osudh KHAAYE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Onek pourasabha 
teh, ektu bristi holeyi, jomche 
jal, baarche BHOGAANTI; 
jehetu pourasabha vote hocchena, taai 
councilor gulo hoyeche akarmanya r dheki, 
aar baarche ASHAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, September 20, 2021

KKR THRASHED RCB BY 9 WICKETS ON 20.09.2021 !!!

"On 20.09.2021, only 5 runs 
got scored by the RCB SKIPPER; 
after Devdutt Padikkal, the second 
highest scorer is the RCB WICKETKEEPER. 
Good bowling support came from 
Lockie Ferguson and Andre RUSSELL; 
the middle order of RCB got shattered due 
to Varun Chakravarthy's 13/3 bowling SPELL. 
To win the match, KKR just needed to score 93; 
as Andre Russell's bowling figure is 9/3. 
The 'Rajanikanth' fan, Venkatesh Iyer 
proved again that his passionate decision 
to become a cricketer is not WRONG; 
KKR thrashed RCB by 9 wickets as 
Shubman Gill with a knock of 48 runs, 
looked so super STRONG."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, September 19, 2021

CSK WON BY 20 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 19.09.2021 !!!

"Rohit Sharma missed the IPL-2020 match 
on 19.09.2021, maybe due to a mild INJURY; 
but, Faf du Plessis got ducked out as 
Trent Boult continued his bowling FURY. 
Suddenly, Milne of MI started to 
bowl like an emerging HERO; 
to send back Moeen Ali at the 
pavilion at his individual score of ZERO. 
Even Rayudu and Dhoni of 
CSK failed to DELIVER; 
and CSK lost 4 wickets 
after the end of 6th OVER. 
Rabindra Jadeja kept on steering 
the ball through the MI field SETTING; 
CSK came back in style as Ruturaj 
Gaikwad's knock of 88 was so EXCITING. 
MI started chasing 
the 157 runs TARGET; 
de Kock got hunted by Deepak Chahar 
as a victim of 'Leg before WICKET'. 
MI kept on losing wickets at regular intervals, 
but, Saurabh Tiwary fought alone with his 50; 
and at last, MI fell short of 
CSK's score of 156 by 20. 
With the bat, Dwayne Bravo 
scored a speedy 23; 
and in the bowling department, 
he rocked again with 25/3."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 18, 2021

START A NEW JOURNEY AND ENJOY BATHING WITH YOUR NEW PARTNER IN THE ROMANTIC BATH TUB !!!

"GIRL: 'When the frequency 
at both ends doesn't match, 
there has to be a BREAKUP; 
nothing to worry about it, 
that's quite natural, just 
chill out and cheer UP. 
Start a new journey and 
enjoy bathing with your new 
partner in the romantic bath TUB; 
let us enjoy in this room tonight, as 
in this pandemic period, there 
is no need to go to a PUB.'

BOY: 'Wow ! I am really impressed 
with your psychology which 
has lots of POSITIVITY; 
you can adjust well with me 
as you are having such a liberal 
attitude with a gracious GRAVITY. 
Romance surely becomes an 
affectionate activity if both the 
lovers have a modern MENTALITY; 
no give and take policy, no greed for 
power and status automatically improves 
the relationship QUALITY.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 17, 2021

SAMASTA ASUBHO SHAKTI R VINAASH EKDIN NISCHIT, THIK JAMON BHAGABAN RAM DWAARA BADH HOYECHILO RAAVAN !!!

"Sobuj ghaash er maajhe, 
doley saada KAASH; 
penja tulo r mato megh e, 
bhoreche NEELAKAASH. 
Eseche sarat kaal, taai toh 
boyiche furfure BATAASH; 
tobe jhirijhiri bristi hoye boiki 
aajkal, thaakena kono PURBABHAASH. 
Oi toh shona jaaye besh bhalo 
bhalo sharodiya r GAAN; 
tobu o thaakun satarka, 
sabaar aagey toh ei PRAAN. 
Corona r daapot aar tamon neyi, 
kintu bolche abaar keyu KEYU; 
je abaar hoyto firtey paare Corona, 
niye taar tritiyo DHEYU. 
Jato ee mahamaari aar jharh jhaapta 
aasuk naa kano, cholche cholbe, 
baaro maash e tero PAARVAN; 
samasta asubho shakti r vinaash ekdin 
nischit, thik jamon Bhagaban Ram dwaara 
badh hoyechilo RAAVAN."- Arindam Sain

BABA BISWAKARMA EE HOLEN SHRAMIK DER AASOL BHAGABAAN !!!

"Shramik holeyi hobe, naai baa dhorlo 
kaaste, kodaal, kathaari baa HAATURI; 
naai baa kinlo keyu China maanza r suto, 
tobu o, oi din, urhbe onek GHURI. 
Devataa der mon e thaakto 
naa kono BISHAAD; 
jehetu Biswakarma kore 
diten tairi onaader RAJPRAASAAD. 
Tairi korechen ei Biswakarma, naa 
jaani katorakam er ASTRA; 
durdaanto sahar o tairi korechen, taar moddhe 
ullekhjoggyo holo Dwarka o INDRAPRASHTA. 
Khub ekta edik odik hoyna, 
satero taarikh ei onaar pujo hoy, 
eengrezi r September MAASHE; 
sarba starh er shramik e raa ei pujo 
paalon kore, kaaron sabaai Biswakarma 
ke khub maane o BHALOBAASE. 
Biswakarma pujo maaneyi 
Bhaadro maash er ABOSAAN; 
Biswakarma pujo korleyi, 
sab muskil ASAAN. 
Onek devataa achen thik ee, kintu 
Baba Biswakarma ee holen shramik 
der aasol BHAGABAAN; 
eenaar pujo korle je kono shilpo teh 
aase soundarjya, sristishilota ebong 
hoyaa jaaye LAABHOBAAN."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

JAL ER KI SROTH BOTE, EPAARE BHAASAIYA LIYA AAILA MOR EI DINGAA !!!

"Jal dhukiya epaar je 
baanbhashi kotaal er ei JOYAARE; 
tumi roila ekla ghar e, goru aar 
murgi loyiaa OIPAARE. 
Thoi thoi jal dekhiya kaator 
kanthe daakila PAAKHI; 
duschinta e chaaiya roila edik paane 
tumaar oi duti chhalochhalo AANKHI. 
Jal er ki sroth bote, epaare 
bhaasaiya liya aaila mor ei DINGAA; 
khabaar bolte kichu tamon naai bote, 
sudhu duta muri bhora THONGAA. 
Chinta naai 
karo tumi OTO; 
chottobela hoite ei maajhi 
bannya dekhiyache KATO. 
Ei aadhunik yug er ki aaschorjyo 
prajukti, ei mobile phone e tumaar 
saathe hoyiteche BAARTALAAP; 
muchki haasiya ki koila tumi, 
amaar kathagula tumaar laagteche 
jano naatak er SANGLAAP. 
Chinta koro naa mor sahadharmini, baaiya 
aasitechi ei dingaa aami tomaar paane, 
jehetu nadi r jal ekhan hoyiaache SHAANTO; 
katogula morola maach dhorechi go, tok 
raadhibaa aaj tumi bote, taa diya dujone 
mojaa kore khaabo ek thaala PAANTO. 
Ebaare mobile phone 
taa re RAAKHO; 
aar kichukkhon por aami habo haazir, sudhu 
edik paane chaaiya THAAKO."- Arindam Sain