Sunday, October 3, 2021

POURASABHA GULO TEH EBAAR EKTU PARIVARTAN DARKAAR; NOILE KOLKATA KE VENICE BAANIYE CHHARBE EI SARKAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Je chilo oth pete, 
holo taar SWAPNOBHANGO; 
rajneeti r baaire o ekta sukkho samikaran 
thaake, jeta kina rajneeti r ee ekta ANGO.'

BABOOL: 'Parikkha e besh bhalo number 
peye pass korbe, seta toh sabaai besh 
aagey thekeyi JAANE; 
ki jaani, ei niye eto 
nachanachi korbaar 
ee baa ki aache MAANE.'

BABLA: 'Jato ee koruk ullas, oto sahaj 
noy pouchono Delhi r dhaare KAACHE; 
jeta ke dobaa mon e korche, seta 
kintu ekhano nadi ee ACHE.'

BALA: 'Pourasabha gulo e 
ebaar ektu parivartan DARKAAR; 
noile Kolkata ke Venice baaniye 
chharhbe ei SARKAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, October 2, 2021

RR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 02.10.2021 !!!

"The start of the innings 
by CSK openers against 
RR looked DECENT; 
Rahul Tewatia kept on taking 
wickets, but, the entertainment by 
Ruturaj Gaikwad was 100 PERCENT. 
It was really tough to tame 
Ruturaj Gaikwad, by the bowlers 
of the team led by Sanju SAMSON; 
and Ruturaj Gaikwad with his exquisite 
batting display, remained unbeaten 
at his individual TON. 
In reply to CSK, 
to a target of 190; 
Yashasvi Jaiswal gave a 
perfect start for RR with his quick 50. 
On 02.10.2021, RR fans 
surely have a reason to CHEER; 
as RR won by 7 wickets due to terrific batting by 
Shivam Dube without any FEAR."- Arindam Sain

'KENDRIYA SARKAR' O 'RAJYA SARKAR' GULO 'PETROL' AAR 'DIESEL' KE 'GST' R AAYOTAAY NIYE AASUK !!!

"KALIKINKAR: ''Money ke maage heetey', 
taar maane, ei mon chaaiche TAAKA; 
aasole 'mahamaari' aar 'mulyabriddhi' r 
jonnyo, madhyabitto r pocket hocche FNAAKA. 
Onekeyi sunche 
ei Sri Lanka r GAAN; 
arthaneeti r dikey ebaar ektu sabai 
nazar dik, se 'baam' hok baa 'DAAN'.

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Kendriya sarkar aar 
rajya sarkar gulo 'Petrol' aar 'Diesel' 
ke 'GST' r aayotaay niye AASUK; 
taahole kintu 'mulyabriddhi' r 
samasya eto taa hobena, 'GST 
Council' ei bisoy alochona e BOSUK. 
Ei je Sri Lanka r gaan, er artho 
jaai hok naa kano, aasol krititwo 
paaoyaar joggyo kintu SUROKAAR; 
oi gaayika r kanthoswar o bhaalo maaniyeche ei 
sur er saathe, ebong ei sur e, bibhinno bhasha 
e gaan o hocche onek PROKAAR."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, September 30, 2021

PSU BANKS ARE HEREBY SUGGESTED TO PREPARE A 'CASA READYKIT' !!!

"The customers are staying 
with the PSU banks STILL; 
because of the PSU Bank 
Staff's marketing SKILL. 
Simplify the 'CAPC' and 
'KYC Verification' PROCESS; 
otherwise, it is ultimately hampering 
the PSU Banking BUSINESS. 
When at branch level, customers 
are having 'EKYC' VERIFICATION; 
by having their Aadhaar 
based 'Biometric AUTHENTICATION; 
then what is the need to verify again by 
CAPC department for 'Debit Freeze', 
'Freeze' and 'Inoperative' STATUS; 
for newly opened savings accounts only, 
CAPC verification is fine, but, in other 
cases, it is just BOGUS. 
PSU Banks are hereby 
suggested to prepare 
a 'CASA READYKIT'; 
the customers will just fill the form and 
get instant ATM and cheques, this 
strategy will be SUPERHIT. 
A customer filled up the form along 
with each and every self attested 
photocopies of KYC DOCUMENT; 
biometric authentication done, 
create a new customer ID or for existing 
customer ID, make necessary AMENDMENT. 
Open the savings account and then 
map the savings account number 
with the Readykit serial NUMBER; 
upload the savings account form in 
CAPC portal to get it activated, the process 
is as cool as CUCUMBER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MUST QUALIFY FOR WORLD CUP FOOTBALL, SO, THE DREAM MUST NOT BE SMALL !!!

"Physically they are handicapped, 
but very strong MENTALLY; 
and it surely got reflected in the 
'Tokyo Paralympics 2020' medals TALLY. 
Intentionally, stay away from 
useless and unnecessary PUBLICITY; 
practice, practice and practice to  
build up a winning MENTALITY.  
'Poor infrastructure' and 'Weak body', so, 
to these comments, we were getting USED; 
but, we are getting much better results 
when the positive mentality is INFUSED. 
Now, focus must be 
given on Indian FOOTBALL; 
India must qualify for World Cup football, so, 
the dream must not be SMALL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

BANKING SANKRAANTO KONO PHONE ELE BOLBEN JE, 'BRANCH E GIYEYI BOLBO KATHA' !!!

"Banking sankraanto kono phone ele 
bolben je, 'Branch e giyeyi bolbo KATHA'; 
kono tathya naa dileyi holo, thaakun 
nischinte, neyi aar kono MATHABYATHA. 
Niye nin ATM Card, kore nin 
banking app taa download TAARPOR; 
byaash, aar apnaake nirbharshil thaakte 
hobena oi Branch er passbook printer er OPOR. 
Pratham kuri taa cheque free, taai 
cheque boi toh abosyoi niye RAAKHBEN; 
aapni kakhan o osustho holeyo, apnaar parivaar 
er lokjon oi cheque e taaka tultey PAARBEN. 
Ekhano ei biswaayan er yug e, sadharan 
maanush er kintu ekhano rastrayatto bank 
gulo r proti royeche AASTHA; 
sudh er haar hoyto kom, kintu apnaar taaka 
surakkhito, oi 'Sarada' aar 'Rose Valley' r mato 
konodin hobena DURABOSTHA."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

IT IS MY STYLE, MY LIFE, MY WAY; I CAN COME NEAR OR STAY FAR AWAY !!!

"It is my style, 
my life, my WAY; 
I can come near 
or stay far AWAY. 

My mind can can fly like 
a bird in a jovial MOOD; 
my heart can feel the pain of 
poor people just like 'ROBINHOOD'. 

It is my style, 
my life, my WAY; 
I can come near 
or stay far AWAY. 

On someone's coffin, one day, 
someone has to hammer the last NAIL;  
you have enjoyed your life, that's it, no 
need to worry even if you repeatedly FAIL. 

It is my style, 
my life, my WAY; 
I can come near 
or stay far AWAY. 

Many of us resign when 
the target is so NEAR; 
as we cannot see the target due 
to the fog created by the word, 'FEAR'. 

It is my style, 
my life, my WAY; 
I can come near 
or stay far AWAY. 

In every nook and corner, you will find 
someone who will always CRITICIZE; 
always dream big to win any tournament, 
even if you get a trophy of small SIZE. 

It is my style, 
my life, my WAY; 
I can come near 
or stay far AWAY.

What fun is there in life 
without any SURPRISE; 
the sunset in the West always gives you 
hope that in the East, there will be SUNRISE.

It is my style, 
my life, my WAY; 
I can come near 
or stay far AWAY." - Arindam Sain